Binance hacked, BILLIONS stolen https://www.coindesk.com/business/2026/10/29/potential-multi-billion-binance-hack-hitting-crypto-markets
>>110197371Seems like kind of a dick move
Lol seems the US government poojoos are dipping to take from the crypto scam pot every month now
ai killed the crypto star
>>110197395Of course the poojoos will blame ai as always lol
...BILLIONS?
>>110197371Can someone explain to me how this works please. You have to store your bitcoins on binance to trade them? That's how they get exposed to this vulnerability?
lmao decentralised finance innit
>>110197445xmr won
>>110197445> Stay safe everyone
>>110197464what is the point of maintaining a society if everyone is working to the ultimate goals of trying to escape it?
>>110197371WTFFFFFF
>>110197482No one is maintaining shit it's every poo for themselves tard
I lost interest and hope in crypto after the 2022 crash. BAT for instance hasn't been anywhere near $1 USD ever since so I just disable that stuff in Brave on first run after install. It's just not worth it anymore to me.
he did it
>>110197445>with decentralization we don't have to rely on central authorities having control over everyone's finances. checkmate feds >NOOOO HACKERMAN HACKED MY COINS CENTRAL AUTHORITY SAVE MEEEEEpottery
>>110197371why would you out yourself like that? Now there are 1M bots monitoring his wallets that will freeze any associated exchange accountsEverything he has is basically useless.
>>110197667Wouldn't be an issue with xmr
>>110197698You can't steal 5 billion of xmr
>>110197445Freezing doesn't recover funds though.
>>110197707it's the first step
>>110197667He can trade with china and cash out there, any country america doesn't like will allow him to use his crypto. Look around, you live in a world.
Good for him. I doubt she will miss it. She probably already has tons of assets.
>>110197723China is dependent on America for selling her products. Russian Federation is an option, but rich people have a very short lifespan there for some reason
i totally forgot about crypto lol
>>110197445>Tether frozeI thought the decentralised finance was decentralised.
>>110197371Let me guess without looking anything up: Binance recently got an Indian Hindu rape rat CEO, or outsourced a lot of jobs to India, or started mass importing Indian Hindu rape rats on H-1B visas?
>>110197747It is, there are many central banks and many governments instead of just one central government
>>110197705Binance holds no XMR. But he could easily sell it for XMR.
>>110197755no xmr onramp has anywhere that liquidity
>>110197750Not exactly, but not far off either.https://www.binance.com/en/careers/job-openings
>>110197714FUNDOS ARE SEIFU
>>110197755sell it how? without a centralized exchange there is no guarantee that the exchange will take place in both sides.Unless you deliberately send 1% of your funds at once and wait until you receive 1% of the xmrbut even with that approach, someone can just take the 1% and bail
>>110197371Billions must pay
future of financedecentralized assetsbacked by potusbig bitconnect energy
>>110197764Proof?>>110197777Utter retardation.
>>110197755And also, XMR is vulnerable to deep packet inspection and scanning attacks, usually not important but with 5b gone, all possible agencies at once would be hammering the xmr network
>>110197785>does not refute the central point, just copes
>>110197764If only Thorchain had actually finished integration.
>Funds are seifu
>>110197429
>>110197786Oh is that why the IRS still has its bounty up>>110197789Anon, CEXes and atomic swaps have been around long enough for you to know about them
>>110197371hope it's best korea
I guess the time to pull out was yesterday.
>>110197371what's stopping me from pulling something like this? I feel like retardimagine that amount of money.who's behind this? north korea?
>>110197371>"""hacked"""I guess the buttcoin scam was hindering the further pumping of the AI bubble.Now there's a chance we'll have the goat of rugpulls.Can't wait.
>>110197445can't freeze my xmr with my private key safely stored locally
>>110197429Binance makes their own collective wallets and you transfer to theirs
>>110197777checkedatomic swaps
this is cyberpunk af.>agentic swarms>hacking everything>blockchain funny money btfo>...>stay tuned for more
>>110198382Don't atomic swaps rely on smart contracts which are only on the shitcoin chains, while xmr is it's own chain and bitcoin and tether as well?None of these support smart contracts
>>110197564That son of a bitch fooled everybody.
>>110198396https://gwern.net/fiction/clippysloppunk (you are the future nanoslop)
how does he do it?
oh no my scam coins got scammed
>>110197809outdatedhttps://crypto.news/ledger-confirms-hidden-chip-in-crypto-wallet-amid-92m/>Oct 13, 2026>Ledger has confirmed finding an unauthorized hardware implant inside one customer’s cryptocurrency wallet during its October 10 investigation into reported thefts involving Southeast Asian reseller CryptoBilis, as blockchain researchers estimate suspected losses exceeding $86 million.
>>110199375>(((ledger)))that company was always sus. Closed source "trust me bro" firmware and cloud backup of your seed.
>>110197371can confirm, just lost 1.2 billion, oh well, easy come easy go
>>110197445tether is funded by mossad btw, confirmed in epstein files
Cryptocurrency was ultimately doomed from the start. When you try to operate money outside of the 2000+ year old rules for money, don't be surprised if you end up with other people breaking the rules. I expect ai will hack all exchanges soon making crypto non viable for profitable use.
>>110200439most governments want this so they can do a unified digital currency
>>110197371What is the usecase for crypto?
>>110200482to scam and rugpull retards
>>110200471Not viable in the AI world
>>110200471It's already a thing in the EU where banks can transfer digital currency between themselves
>>110200504yes but a unified e-coin is basically the end of all traditional currency and lockdown on the finances of regular people forever, no more free trade of any sort
>>110197707I read somewhere on xitter that he took a loan with the frozen funds as a collateral, he might have actually gotten away with it.
>>110200506That's the Mr Robot scenario, but digital sovereignty is still going to be an important topic for the like of China and Russia
>>110200657china has already started bending the knee, and jewish banks will nuke russia if they have to to bring them into the fold
>>110200660EU wants to get rid of tech dependence on US too you mongoloid
>>110200675lol its all the fucking same, the same globalist bankers own both.. you dont seem to know this and you're the one insulting me? fucking kys nigger
>>110200686you're a completely brainrotted /pol/nigger
>>110197455XMR was born a loser and will never not lose. But we need "XMR except not a scam" 100%.
>>110197913The IRS can't use crime agency resources for this so they want an above-water tool, hence no deep packet inspection. They are currently using offramp and onramp activity to try and track XMR as there are no other solution after the last 4 backdoors were closed. But crime agencies do not have this limitation.
>>110198408Bitcoin supports smart contracts. But it uses a stack-based system called 'script'.
>>110197371It's crypt over
>>110197777insanely stupid post on the technology boardremember people this ignorant are on here telling you Rust is for trannies and AI is taking all the jobsholy shit
>>110197445Hacked my arse, fuckers have frozen trading just before the big stock exchange crash more like it.
>>110200795jokes on you jack, its >100% up since the last year
>>110200890That's not a good thing. It shows that speculators have entered the arena. How long until they go the bitcoin way and start demanding a lightning network?
>>110198113it is
It was the Norks btw and they honeypotted the devops engineer with a big tiddy Korean hu-cow.Pic unrelated.
>>110200139here's your open-source hardware wallethttps://decrypt.co/382216/trezor-warns-cryptobilis-buyers-after-report-of-hardware-implant-in-safe-5>Oct 30, 2026>Trezor Warns CryptoBilis Buyers After Report of Hardware Implant in Safe 5
>>110197482you still want society making stuff for you. just at a safe distance.
The entrypoint was the north korean backdoor in the official claude code extension in visual codehttps://doublepulsar.com/anthropic-hacked-to-deliver-remote-access-trojan-to-claude-developer-laptops-worldwide-1148a92baae2Same malware domains as in the binance hack.
So, what do they do with the stolen crypto? Do they just buy things with it, or can they cash it out into 'real' money?
>>110197371Bahahaha get fucked
>The latest estimate puts North Korea’s 2025 nominal GDP at about US$33.8 billionLol, they are about to grow by almost 20%Does that mean that NK is theoretically speaking the fastest growing economy in history, and all because of retarded crypto bros?
>>110201771Source?
>>110202065https://www.reddit.com/r/FemBoys/comments/198ph6y/do_i_tempt_you/
>>110197371Based. Crypto jeets need to die already
>>110202096Thank you
so what is the situation now? is everyone blocked from accessing binance?
And what will this person do with these coins? His wallet is known, so how the fuck is he going to translate this to real moneys without getting caught? Retards think bitcoin is anonymous but it's actually not anonymous at all, anyone can see anyone else's wallet and the flow of coins, they can trace the flow however they want and how deep they want.
>>110202153It is North Korea apparently. They will find a way to convert to monerohttps://www.trmlabs.com/resources/blog/north-korea-steals-usd-6-36-billion-from-binance-in-the-largest-hack-in-history
>>110202167how the fuck did kim and his goons do it?
>>110200877dubs of truthmost don't see the obvious exit scam though
>>110202167All this makes it seem like North Korea isn't just a joke dictatorship.
>>110202194North Korea is China's Israel. Basically a staging area for clandestine bullshit, that's why China protects the Kim regime.
>>110202207So you are telling me Kim secretly controls China????
>>110202207first world mentality towards adversarial regimes is a bit silly. They are stupid, poor and incompetent while at the same time being a major threat that needs more military and CIA spending ASAPThey do the same with Russia and China, hell watch that guy from China Uncensored, 70% of videos are how China will collapse any day now, and the 30% are how we are not spending enough on military to counter China
>>110202222The chinese are "using him" to test nuclear weapons and get their best hacking actors, you're onto something....
>>110197371funny how the AI grift made 6 billions sound like peanuts.
coinlet here, why do people keep coins there instead of in their bitcoin wallets or whatever its called which should be safe unless you give out the password
>>110202222Checked and not to the same extend jewish money influences America. If the Koreans ran the Chinese banks it would be very similar.>>110202226It's just a bunch of propaganda meshing together into a hodgepodge of nonsense.The situation's reality is pretty clear to me, China gains nothing substantial from North Korea other than a zone outside international law they can do whatever the fuck they want from.Same reason all the big exploit tools are from Israel, America holds them above any international responsibility for the same reason as China and the Norks.
>>110197747>Tether>Decentralized
>>110202253The only reason why NK is above the law is because it has nothing to loseShould have let Kim Jong Il into the WTO when you had the chance
>>110197371Why do people use Binance instead of something that actually gives your wallet locally?
>>110202252Because then you would have to pay gazprom fees every time you trade, and if you are a day trader, that would eat like half of your profit if not more
>>110202266I guess if you constantly trade different coins back and forth, it's just more convenient
>>110202263The only reason NK wasn't curb-stomped a long time ago is China. They are safe as long as that mutually beneficial relationship persists. If you run a nation sized, old-school slave farm you shouldn't expect others to play ball with you.
>>110202292what's little johnny gonna do? one more sanctions package?
>>110202333Practically the burgers can do as much about NK as China can do about Israel. Though it seems Israel's multiculturalism is tearing it apart by the seams.
>hack exchange >can steal anything out of it>steal $3 billion in stable coins that can be remotely frozen and have their transactions cancelledAre they retarded?
Nothingburger
>>110202403They stole everything. Also, while both usdt and usdc can freeze, only usdt can void the money and print new money out of thin airSo with USDC, hackers still have leverage: they can offer to give half of the money back in exchange for unfreezing the other half, as the USDC cannot be recovered otherwise
>>110197371>hackedlol, sure, hope it goes to north korea to buy a new car for the Kim family
>>110202450apparently it dida portion has been recovered apparently. more or less half of it
I won & You keep losing stupid brown Jew.
>>110197464David Geffen had Kurt Cobain killed
>>110202757Why would you gen this
>>110202771 it is drawn by hand You blinded, uneducated, tasteless mutt.
>>110202786why would you draw this by hand and then make it look like AI slop
>>110202510what the fuck is binance? you upload your private crypto key onto a website or something? who's genious idea was that lol.
>>110202798its a crypto exchange. they also offer wallet servicesor rather using their wallet is the default optionotherwise, you can transact with any wallet
>>110202798>>110202819 contand from what i gather its their in-house wallets that got hacked. im not entirely sure thoughother anons might know more details
>>110202771it's cute and funny
>>110202830basicallycrypto bros don't use their own wallets because they're addicted to gambling on which way the bar charts will go next, and transferring to binance takes time. binance gladly keeps custody of your gambling moneycrypto retards got on binance in the first place because they were lax on KYC because china, and it had all the memecoinsso basically people were entrusting their millions of dogecoin or whatever to a server in china (supposedly wasnt chinese anymore after the hook nose tribe caught wind of the scam)
>>110202226every country on earth is run by the same system. even their military outfits all look the same.
this binance thing was a distraction from crackgate
