I really really unironically want my life like that. It's 2026, some nerd gooner must have alr tried
why even keep the body, replace with pumps
literally the Matrix
you are already in the simulation, jump off a building if you want to escape!
>>110188581Start building one yourself, find the pain points, then start a tech company to build whichever components aren’t there yet and watch the money roll in.
>>110188581Watching hentar id gay
What would they get out of doing this? What would a person's amputated body lying on a table being fed a bunch of toxic chemicals and shown porn do for a company like BlackRock?
>>110188741don't ask questions, just consume horse urine and then get excited for next horse urine.
>>110188741if the number of people subjected to it goes up over time, it makes for a compelling chart that can be shown to stakeholders
>>110188741>What would they get out of doing this?Yeah that's the reason matrix isn't there yet. Maybe, make us solve some puzzle encoding a corporate task and show ads from time to time
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>>110188581I'd get an autofap if it also took care of cleaning also a hentai generation, fuck
>>110189447worst aspect of fap
>>110189686Consume the milk before it touches the ground.
>>110188581You must kill yourself.
>>110189865no way afterlife is better then horse urine and hentai
>>110188906could be true
>>110188741It's a way for conspiracy theorists (retards) to put together a bunch of buzzwords like like bugs-2-food and blackrock to make themselves feel like they're "in-the-know" and superior to normal well-adjusted people. It's the same people who go around talking non-stop about how they don't use a smartphone but will spend all day on 4chan/reddit on their linux pc.
>>110188906saved
>>110188581You really need to read up on how addiction works. Your brain will adjust to overstimulation because it always seeks out an equilibirum, so as to preserve energy and not waste it on the same kind of sensations. That's how addiction forms in the new pathways getting hardcoded to bypass all the busywork. If unhooked you will suffer severe painful withdrawls that could last for years like what happens with benzos where people become practiaclly disabled and need assistance just to shower because just existing is hell.
>>110188581What will clean my arse
>>110188639>>110188906Under current rules, dying means you’re going to be judged and if you’re deemed worthless then you have to restart again. Not worth it anon.
>>110190937i guess you'd use something like a ostomy bag that continually empties itself
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>>110188581Replace the bugs and urine with cum extracted from the autofap and you can have a self sustaining machine.
>>110190822don't be a killjoy anonan algorithm would make sure the dosages are correct
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>>110188581This, I've never seen a persuasive argument against this. I wouldn't want to force this upon anyone, but equally, how is it alright for you to deprive the willing.
>>110190822Yeah because all current intake works via the digestive system or blood. Diffuse it directly into the genetically modified brain via whatever novel ways and you'd bridge all that.
>>110188740fuck off with your AIslop you shabbos goy little nigger
>>110188634HL2 more like. Whoever made this clearly based it off of the combine stalker unit>>110188741Look up Bill Gate's 666 microchip implant patent.The ZOG plan is for the goyim slave's body movement to generate crypto tokens, essentially
>>110197396>Bill Gate's 666 microchip implant patent? huh?>google> SAAR misinformation SAAR CHECK YOUR SOURCES saaar Fake False claim trust reuters saar you know it's gonna be good
>>110188581Anon, how do you know you are not already in that state? Maybe is your lack of skill to blame for your miserable condition. You could be a billionaire having fun all the day in an epstein class island?
>>110188740What kind of obsolete shit are you using?
>>110195644>AI slop to own the chudzKeep trying
>>110188906Anon, that doesn't work at all. A brain needs to be connected with a body to function properly, otherwise it can't even separate the self from the world. Either draw a full body inside a vat like in Matrix, or use something else instead a brain.
>>110198581twit
>>110188581I think the real version machine isinstead of bugs 4 food, aborted fetus by planned parenthood and sponsored by atheism™the fentanyl, mescaline... stuff is sponsored by paganism (death worship by drug cartels) and of course masons are their useful idiots
>>110188741Your body will be used to process enzymes needed by the collective and your brain will be one of the nodes used to perpetually generate vibecode
We are heading to a reality where your consciousness can exist in a computer.The scariest thing isWere already there but you xanr tell the difference.
>>110188741>What would this accomplish The same exact thing the Nazis accomplished with those primitive masturbation machines they used on the Jews in captivity
>>110199323anon thinks he's lain iwakura (many such cases)
>>110199913>primitive masturbation machines they used on the Jews in captivitytell me more
>>110188581>I really really unironically want my life like thatJust imagine how easy it would be to kill yourself.
>>110188598that's still in the development.improvements will be deployed for testing as time goes on
I've done it, Fleshlight quickshot launch + vr headset porn
>>110197280You sound like a redditor
>>110201734Rich coming from an aigger.
>>110201924this is technology board, not your Amish community
>>110201948Consider hanging yourself on an ethernet cable, faggot
>>110199913anon its already next day I masturbated whole night to nazi ao3 I NEED to know
>>110195644That's different because you can actually suck the cock of the human and taste their jizz, but the AI does not have a penis to suck or jizz to taste, yet you still suck it off like a freak.
>>110201963ethernet cable? Fuck I have to order that, I don't think they sell them in electronic chain store anymore
>>110188581We could probably do it already, the problem is not tech but politics. Why would anybody give you free bug food and VR headset to spend rest of your life in? You either are rich and have passive income, or you work for food and die when you can no longer slave away.
>>110200928Was it worth it
>>110202144>AI does not have a penis to suck or jizz to tasteyet
>>110188581>believing that his masters will just let him enjoy his stay, watching hentai 24/7>not sweating it out in the virtual gulags slaving awaylol
>>110188581Journos are efficient enough to just kill you I don't think they need to create the "dream.jpg" for you, in reality having the nigga bleeding out through all of those appendages would not be sustainable. Lets design a more realistic version:A woman is strapped to a table with medical restraints and a VR headset is strapped to her head, it is labeled 'Google Cardboard Neo' but it is not made out of cardboard, but rather stainless medical grade steel. Underneath the Google Cardboard Neo logo it is labeled 'Titanium Mark v7 powered by Gemini v13 Advanced ReasoningThere are two medical bags one labeled (S)-N,α-dimethylphenethylamine and the other would be for fluids, there would be no other drug needed, the nutritional value could be provided by another IV drip but it would not be pictured.
>>110188581how about just very long medically induced coma? I heard some people experience sorta dreams in such state, maybe they can be made plesurable
>>110188741Horror scifi. He is repaying his debts, his organs are regrown and harvested for some banker, and 90% of his neurons are being used for AI compute. The hentai autofap is how they wrangle them in
