My fellow iAmericans, iCracked and we are iCooked.
incoming satania
It's ok when it happens to serfs.
>>110165366do you think itoddlers like coffee?its cheaper than ifones...
>>110165403ifaggits drink tea or some gay shit
>>110165427then itoddlers btfo.est. 1773
>>110165361>>110165394>>110165403>>110165427>>110165447
>>110165452BASSADO
>>110165452kino edit
iCrease and iCrack!
>>110165452kekeroni pizza
>>110165361iBTFO
>>110165452Satania-sama... I kneel...
>>110165452SAVED
>>110165452sex with satania
>>110165452Based
>>110165452>inb3 deleted
>>110165361how TF did they fuck up this badly?its not like foldables havent been on the market for the last 7 years with plenty of examples to learn from
>>110165648>apple>learn
>>110165452BILLIONS OF IZZAT LOSTED
itoddlers btfo
>>110165361they can just split the screen in half and this would not happen but normies would throw a melty. Same happened to the samsung ones, and it's sadly just how physics work
>>110165361let me guess, it was designed by AI and indians wrote the prompts
>>110165361Isn't it funny how the one part, that is the weakest point of the Duo, is American?Koreans build its screen and it is durable as fuck.American only had the job to design some hinges, and those hinges completely destroy the phone if you look at them funny.
>>110165361someone needs to post the ipod ipeed ishitted
>>110165452gottem
>>110165361iSpent more than iRent
>>110165452Is this meant to attract Indian users or what? I don't get it.
>>110165361>[update] iPhone Duo failed at 75,000 folds.The wild ride never ends with the Duo kek
>>110165361Here's that "we" guy again.I want this to fail. I want Apple to get its shit together. No more meme devices. No more Liquid Ass.
>>110167456>75,000 foldsdo amerifats really...?
>>110165654>drop your computer brokekI remember I had a Samsung phone that I sometimes needed to slam on a hard surface to get the speakers working again.
>>110167456So if you have a phone for 3 years that's what? 25,000 folds a year? So 68 folds a day?How often do droidfags use their phones? This is like complaining about mouse click life cycle
>>110167493inb4 currynigg*r spammer complains about nonexistent overheating issue
consumer electronics enthusiast are some of the dumbest and gayest niggers to ever walk this gaynigger earth.
>>110167493Mice are $100 topsThis is a $2300+ device
>>110167493Just spends $2000 and don't fold it problem solved
Every normalfag I know sits down with their phone in their back pocket, they all want this to happen.
>>110167505Honestly I don't hate the format of the front screen. It could have been an alright phone by itself.
>>110165452basted
iamericans btfo
>>110167456
>>110167493>>110167456>>110170168these tests are fucking retarded and are the polar opposite of real usage scenariosmaterials are soft and pliable when warm and stretchedmaterials become brittle when they're cold and rigidit's why you can microwave a ziplock container a thousand times and all that will happen is it gets softif you put a brand new one in the freezer and drop it, it'll shatter instantly
>>110165361Phones last way too long anyway, think of the shareholders!
>>110170338yeah fuck people in cold environments and or winter lel
>>110165361>>110165452OH NO NO NO NO
>>110171546basted
>>110167493The average american looks at their phone 100 times a day.
>>110173654im french though
>>110167476Who knows. The other thing is if he did it with a clean phone. Everyone will toss their phone in a pocket or purse. It will accumulate dust or lint over time. Will that start to mess with the phone?As an aside I hadn't cleaned my phone's usb port in forever, cables wouldn't seat properly. Finally got around to it with a plastic toothpick, somewhat big pieces of lint stuck in there from living in my pocket for who knows how long. Cables seating great now. Shit will get in wherever it can. The less moving parts the better.
>>110165361complaining about tech is an anti-indian dog whistle.
>>110173667Yeah, but you're indian.
>>110167456Cool, now factor in wear and tear from daily use and being in your pocket and the degradation of materials with the passage of time
>>110174233>100k folds? what do you need 75k folds for? 50k folds is completely unrealistic!
>>110165361>iAmericans
>>110165452Gottem
It keeps happening.
>>110165361Who is even the target audience for this thing? What kind of mindless golem lacks the intuition that folding a screen is a fundamentally bad idea? Why are corpos so adamant on pursuing this?
>>110178150I can only imagine this is planned obsolescence taken to its logical conclusion.
>>110178150The target audience is Asians, as the Chinese love aspirational phones; however the play is to put these out when Apple deemed foldables viable so they have something that competes with other options on the market, if folding phones were ever to become popular.
>>110178150i dont know if it's about mind but rather the sensation of something new. consumers loooove getting fucked in the ass by big corporative innovative technologies.
>>110178150Retards who want a tablet on them at all times, as if phones aren't fuckhuge enough that you can consume anything you want on them. It's a pile of shit gimmick.
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Should I get Apple Care? I'm starting to get leery about mine.
>>110178150I'm actually having fun with mine (at least as long as the screen stays intact). It's definitely a shake-up, for sure.
>>110178150It just needs to last long enough for the iPhone Duo 2 to replace it next year.
>>110165361it's SO iOver...
>>110165452King
>>110167493The test is kinda pointless anyway because temperature gradient will wear the screen much faster than any folding. And folding will exacerbate the issues. And it will get warm and cold even without being put into oven or snow. Just by using it it warms up and by laying it cools down.
>>110178128well there's the problem, you need to open it regularly. but also not too often. You can't go no fold November with your ifold but you can't fold it 16 times a day either.
>>110165452This is the second time ive seen this and I do not understand why it always gets so many yous
>>110165403lookin' extra juicy today
>>110181601forced memes always get a lot of (you)s because this board is about shitposting way more than it is about technology
>>110182019>forced memes always get a lot of (you)s because this board is about shitposting way more than it is about technology
>>110165361kek it's even worse now
>Hacked 3DS>3DS LibrisNow you have no excuse to be paying niggercattle prices for a foldable reader.
Apple usually makes decent products. I don't use it because Im not an NPC who's comfortable with being told what they can and can't do with their property. It's funny to Apple crashing and burning now.
>>110165361Do iAmericans really?
>>110183350yes
>>110165452bumped
