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>>110139321:(She did more jeetcode than me.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SfS3yJeKVYQhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ifd31fTxzgchttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/wEjgtknhLUQhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/weFC9-w9J6s
>>110139337actually she's a product manager. she doesnt even know what leetcode is.
>>110139394An Indian female friend of mine got hired to an Indian company as HR with 0 prior work experience and her monthly salary was $900~ in 2024. Which is pretty good for India actually, she was in the top 15% income bracket. Amazed me already back then how different life of women is from ours
>>110139394>product managerwhat product?
>>110139321why do be nvidias using an aples?
what are you guys doing today?
>>110140753thinking what job can i do with my aged body and mind
>>110140848what's your back up plan?
Honestly, I don't see any way forward except returning to pre- civil war laws.
>>110139394>actually she's a professional cockssucker. she doesnt even know what leetcode is.
>>110140753Realizing i should have picked physics instead of CS and figure out this was all a bunch of insane useless bullshit useful only to entertain people many years ago.
>>110140741Better linux support
Need a comfy jew daycare-esque job until retirement (not necessarily in IT)but with the onslaught of AI jewry the only way forward might be manual labor when they destroy all office jobsnigga I can't haul bricks until I'm 80 I'm finna get cooked and fried I'm already too tired for that pushing 40be a burden on society and claim mental illness and get perma neetbux or some shit out of this mess as a last resort
>>110139321She is Coffee Maid ...Someone ho bring coffee to coders when they ask for it!She is inventory!!!Next questions?
How hard is it to get hired nowadays?
>>110140753LDARing
>>110141606>manual laborThe only manual labour you'll be doing is bending over for Sam Altman. Pray you have a pretty butthole and his robots may not cull you with everyone else.
>>110140753>Typical daily activities: Job applications, abusing Adderall™, studying (CCNA at the moment), playing Dota, 4chan, contemplating suicide >Getting my eyebrows done >Debating what to dress as for Halloween >Laughing at BIDDY BLAAAAAAAAAASSSSS memes what a life
>>110142060this nigga ZESTY>>110141946manual labour will take longer to replace than the desk cucks
>>110142060Dota is a great escapism game. With how intense it can be it can really take up your full attention for that half an hour to an hour or so.
>>110142094they can already 3D print bug houses for their future bug people. future job choices are gonna be electrician and plumber but everyone is going to undercut each other when everyone is a fucking plumber or electrician. Enjoy roto rooting shitters for 5 claude coins an hour
>>110142094>manual labour will take longer to replace than the desk cucksGiga Cope. You will be replaced with a Boston dynamics atlas and you will be involuntarily euthanised.
>>110140753Building my ML SaaS
>>110140753boss is out so i'm starting my weekend early by shitposting, gaming, and chilling on the clock at home.
>>110140753play Noita try to get a god run going then die to some poly. Also doomscrolling job sites hoping someone replies back.
>>110142116>>110142243>and you will be involuntarily euthanisedwhy so negative
>>110140753applying for any new jobs on hiring cafe and then doing nothing probably
>>110142243euthanasia is a luxurious mercy reserved for petsin jewnited states they are just going to forcibly harvest your organs as part of the debt collection process and then leave you on the street to diewhy waste money on euthanasia chemicals
>>110141946dude isnt that like a little too negative... try to think positive thoughts bro
>>110140753slept inattending a meaningless meetingvibe codedsubmitted 6 PRs I didnt readmessaged Chinese traps on lrbjacked offshoweredt. twg
>>110139321my megacorp is going to layoff 4000 US based workers and they opened an office in india... how do I keep these curryniggers from taking my job?
>>110145155Same one that's increasingly hiring in Eastern Europe?
>>110139321from the thumbnail I thought she was driving with her feet
Do I really need to work in defense, surveillance, or gambling if I want a tech job at this point?
>>110145458Oh yeah, the other option: 1099 gig training coding LLMs
>>110145458literally all of these sends you to hell
How bad things really are?I have a job that isn't terrible, but for the last year here I've felt completely out of my element.I'm tempted to take a year long vacation from being a wageslave.But when I decide to come back, will there be a place to come back?
>>110145677you'd still have a chance a year or two post covid but then AI just fucking blew up
>>110145458>gamblingkinoprofiting from degenerates
Got a job offer this morning. Gonna have to move from one coast to the other though.
>>110145458You have something against people expressing themselves, you fucking communist?
>>110139321Why is this allowed in "American" tech companies bros? Do Indian Hindu invaders get an exception to anti-discrimination laws? Or is it just that every non-Hindu techbro that gets rejected after 4 rounds of interviews is too fucking scared to lawyer up and fight back?
>>110147239keep posting this
https://leetcode.com/problems/count-days-spent-together
>>110140848This is my fear.
once you get a job you'll realize all of the anti-indian hate is just stupid. there are tons of competent indians, just like there are tons of incompetent white people. every group has their good and bad. when you start working with the good ones, your prejudice will go away.
>>110148255>when you start working with the good ones, your prejudice will go away.Hasn't happened yet
>>110148255Lmao poojeet. You don't understand yet that the exact opposite happens in real life. Hilarious.
>>110148255>once u find non cowshit eating indian u will do the needful
>Jobs my degrees and certs have gotten me: 0 >Chance of winning the Powerball® grand prize per ticket (or whatever the term is): 0.000000342466% >tfw, theoretically, the money I invested into my education would have been better invested in Powerball® tickets
>>110149494the more you boughted, the more you saveted
>>110139394dont you have to be a developer, teamleader and then a fucking pm ? how do retards fail upwards ?nobody that successfull that i know in my life ever made or will make these "im totally working" not really working ng, videos.no wonder companies like ubisoft gets destroyed from within with people and culture like this.
>>110149576Women have for years gone straight to PM roles straight out of school.Eitherway, the meta since about 2005 was that management positions were handed to people with fresh mba and no idea what a c or python was.
>>110149639>Women have for years gone straight to PM roles straight out of schoolWHAT
>>110149576no. you might have come from a developer or project manager, but if you've shown enough competency at school/internships you might even be given a product manager role (for a minor product)
>>110142094>manual labour will take longer to replace than the desk cucksoh yeah, I'm sure your manual labour job wages won't be affected by the millions of white collar workers looking for paid work. even if 1% of white collar workers turn to a trade, your wage is fucked
lads...
>>110150007>enough competencyMY SIDES
having my first in person interview soon what should I bring? Do I really need a printed version of my cv?
>>110150716Yes, also a suit and a tie. And make sure to wear cologne, figure out the kind your interviewer likes in advance by reaching out to his secretary. It's also common to bring something like an apple as thanks for the interview, so do that.
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>>110150790What is this reheated 2009 OWSslop?
>>110142060why are you getting eyebrows done?
do NOT take a job in IT and do NOT fall into the microslop “ecosystem”you will be pigeonholed for life
>>110151000This
>>110150716I tend to have one folded up in my pocket. I haven't been asked for it in about five years. Generally, you just need to show up looking like the smartest-dressed guy who already works there. This can be a challenge where you need to figure out the dress code based on nothing, and that's why most people just wear a suit. You won't need a suit for every job interview, but it's a good idea for over 90% of them. Also make sure you have some kind of ID document on you, in case they ask you to prove you are who you say you are.>>110151000In my experience, jobs using Microsoft software pay about double what you can make doing exactly the same work with Linux. Typing ls versus typing dir pays like you're being paid per letter you type.
>>110152774It's because working in m$ environments is miserable. Not only is the tech terrible and painful to use, but the only people doing it are jeets. So it's way harder to find people to employ. It's also why most shops are linux, cheaper and easier to find new people.
>Just find a job bro.
Why won't the market get better?Why does it only get worse?
>>110153146Can has been kicked down the road since 2008. Sooner or later it has to be handled, and the sooner we rip the bandaid the better.
>>110152902>just be a white girl in her 20s who likes showing off her body, bro.
why does this general still exist now that tech work has been reduced to menial assembly line labour might as well work at a factory, it'd probably be more engaging
>>110150790kekd
I just want a job in FAANG so I can afford to have sex with decent looking escorts. Is that too much to ask for?
>>110153790>2 weeks of my salary for 4 hours with an escort
>>110153790wtf are those prices, is this for fucking eva green?i mean, i better go and grow some tits instead of hoping for a tech job
You won't find a job. Coding is dead.
>>110139321If only you knew how bad things really are200 applications, not a single interview. Rejected by some, ghosted by most. Will this shit ever get better or should I literally (literally) go into plumbing?
>>110152902>>110139321so I assume these whores get hired by the jeets after they take over and fill the place with other smelly jeets, so that they have a bob and vagene supplier at the office?
>>110153910>5500>2 weeks of my salarywtf are you doing in utwg, fakecel? fuck off.
>>110154440>jeetsjeetsjeetsjeets who is paying for these bots
>>110154449>>2 weeks of my salarypost tax*
>OA for a mid level frontend engineer role at capitaloneHow difficult is it going to be? I haven't done any DSA problems in years so I'm probably going to fail anything that isn't a leetcode easy (and maybe even some easys).
>>110154460ok even moreso. how are you "unemployed" with a 6 figure income?
>>110154453saar if you can't blame people for noticing your presence when you are so ugly and smelly
>>110154736unemployed?
https://leetcode.com/problems/shortest-path-to-get-foodwhat language do you guys even use? python? class Solution: def getFood(self, grid: List[List[str]]) -> int:
class Solution: def getFood(self, grid: List[List[str]]) -> int:
>temp job might turn into full time job in a different department
>>110139321I don't get how firms still hire useless product people in this environment, surely product managers are even easier to replace than developers?
>>110153910Anon is looking at high class escorts. A lot of decent-enough looking ones go for $300-700 an hour depending on the region.
>>110154894Python this looks like an O(n) graph/tree problem.
>>110154894Python's probably one of the better choices for interviewing languages, since you're usually not trying to optimize for anything except how fast you can get a working solution out.
I lost my job in 25. Way back in 05-08 I was a lubie. Tires and Oil Changes. Over the years, I took on projects, did a lot of my own work. After I found out Der Krieg war Verloren auf die IT employment front.I found a job as an entry level mechanic. That location didn't work out, but I didn't give up. I started my own mobile mechanic business.Been a mobile mechanic ever since. I have had a lot of satisfied customers. Seems I needed more time to get things right without the high pressure of flat-rate. God is good.
>>110155111Ayo bad news German homie....
>>110155157Nein, Ich bin Merikanish' mein Freund. You could never just switch careers in Deutschland. There is a saying in german speaking countries: Ordnung Muss Sein! (There must be order)Which I like to joke about, because the German state is a nanny rules nightmare land.
>>110153790There's no woman in the world worth $3500 for 2 hours. You better buy a psychotherapist if you think otherwise
>>110150790Sent from my iPhone
https://leetcode.com/problems/number-of-closed-islands/
>>110155769>example image has 1s that aren't bluereal world problems don't gaslight me
>>110155958>real world problems don't gaslight meyes they do nigga what?wait until you get a job and the problems you have to deal with are like:>user authentication failed with error 433: country botswana not supportedand then the actual error is like>this one daemon 3 processes separated from the payment gateway has a function with an if statement that's missing a return and it leaks state from the internal processmanagerfactorycontroller object causing the date formatter to return an incorrect json payload that serializes into the swedish country code
>>110152902i don't knowafter the whole php fiasco thing, cyber sec doesn't sound appealing to me now
>>110156710There's no jobs there, it's so oversaturated it's not even funny.I'm in college and every other kid in IT or Comp Sci wants to do Cybersecurity.Anyone considering it that doesn't have connections, pick something else
>>110141606Go do a course to drive excavators, or if you're a lazy idiot forklifts
>>110142116No they cant. 3D printed houses are falling apart.> Dude what if squirted concrete out of a nozzle, skipped rebar, and compaction, and didn't give it time to cure properly before pouring the next layer.Tells you everything you need to know about this modern era of technology and innovation
>>110139321Anybody else trying to rawdog their depression so they can get shit done?
>>110139321I know it's supposed to be a ragebait webm, but she's really good at Facebook and Tiktok, and she deserves the top 1% salary for doing it for the one of the richest companies. Are you even good at Facebook? Then you should get your shit together and do what she accomplished.
If you want to experience apocalypse try landing a job in QA. Manual or automation it's all gone. Not even outsourced to India or the Philippines. It's just gone altogether.
>>110157868yes, i used to torture myself by doing the things i was afraid of, wagmi
>>110158115>no one cares about fixing bugs in their software anymoreExplains a lot
Take the printer tech pill bros, never been happier with my job :).>3-4 days per week>5-8 hours per day>cannot be replaced by AI>don't have to talk to people>free unrestricted car>free fuel>free food>loads of hotel and airline points
>>110158178Archaic boomer beurocracy is going away bro
>>110158115There hasn't been any QA since like 2010. The silicon valley bros want to move fast and break things and QA was in the way. I don't know what 3rd world shithole you and your ilk even come from to have a different experience because it's been like that in virtually the whole western world.
>>110158210Paper ain't going away anytime soon, unless somehow we discover how to make $1 solar powered foldable OLED sheets
>>110158210True.Better cash in and save as much of that money as you can then.
>>110158211Eastern Europe in my case. A lot of QA work was outsourced to our post-Soviet hellholes in the last decade or so. Not anymore, even hindu rape rats are too expensive in this shift-left approach world.
>>110158224When was the last time you sat down and wrote something? All these paper pushing jobs in the gov and legacy corpos will get modernized sooner that you think.
>>110158241Uhh Posters? cards? Labels? wrappers? Screen prints?
>>110158267Pretty sure those are industial scale and kinda nieche
>>110158298Printer tech is pretty easy to get into, and they’re always hiring. People who're IT hate dealing with printers and the ones who are actually good at it would rather sit behind a desk. Right now I’m the only tech in my entire state, and they’re scrambling to hire one more before I go on vacation, they've already increased my salary 3 times this year just to make sure I come back.The catch is that small tech businesses/3rd party contracting will make you kill yourself, you'll be fixing paper jams and installing printers on residentials, dealing with boomers asking you how he can print from his Android phone from 2012, you're gonna be a monkey larping as a tech worker.The best is the big manufacturers. There’s real upward mobility, and you can move into the software side of things and otherside of the business.
>>110158445>The catch is that small tech businesses/3rd party contracting will make you kill yourselfYeah I figured, shit's still gonna go away when boomers are ded
>>110158458Printers will outlive traditional desk jobs. We're all gonna be flipping burgers eventually if even that.
>>110158474Xerox and Polaroid though that too
>>110158483Just find a new one if it dies? Yes It's downsizing, but money can still be made, its not like I own the business and Ill go bankrupt if it goes under, I'm just getting paid a monthly wage. I guess that's why you're unemployable.
>>110149774>yass women for tech we are DEI >maybe I can fuck herthat
>>110150121I solved the mystery
>>110158510Well if you can't see the writing on the wall because you're blinded by the paycheck you do you. Have fun never retiring.
>>110158546Ok, what is the alternative that you're propose?
>>110158556Start pivoting to AI, like the rest of the world is doing
>>110158567Ok? and how is it working out for you?
>>110140753I'm playing morrowind
>>110158573bretty good, I'm cumming bucket
Neet here trying to stop neeting whats the max commute time I should tolerate? Is 1h30min one way too much?
>>110139321Okay, I'll bite, which kind of job does she supposedly do on a company that develops hardware and software with a fucking macbook that can't run any of their hardware or software?
>>110158740Why are you so profoundly retarded?>>11015873245m absolute max
>>110158758>45m absolute maxidk if its worth spending a extra 1k on rent for that. As a neet time was endless is it different for wagies?
>>110154751to be unemployable you first need to be unemployed. give me your manager's @ I can do a better job than you do.
>>110158767Yes. You'll be drained from work, i.e. the retards telling you retarded things all day. You won't be able to maintain focus for 1h30 one day, then go home and immediately drop dead so you can wake up in time for your 1h30 slog the next morning. You also have to consider you will have to do that every day, including in bad weather, then there's traffic disruptions, etc.In public transport it's arguably even worse because you get to be surrounded by drunk and drugged up niggers and pickpockets.
>>110155303If I had a FAANG salary I would unironically be spending at least that much every month on escorts. I'm a below average man with no social skills so the best I would ever be able to attain on my own is a 2 or a 3.
>>110159342Nigga just get a part time job at a restaurant. You'll be forced to socialize and learn
>>110146294stop using kino and unironically you fucking imbecile, you don't even know what it means, and the other one isn't a word
>>110159381I already have a SWE job that pays $90k.
>>110159456And? Go start out as a dishwasher if you have to.
>>110159468Why would I take a minimum wage job for $8/hr doing tiring physical labor when I get paid $45/hour to sit in a chair all day?
>>110159479To get real life experience with qt girls and lose a few pounds doing it. Do it on the weekends when it's busiest.
Why do people say it's easy to get an interview at Amazon? I've applied to almost 20 jobs there in the last couple months, all of which I'm 100% qualified for, and have been rejected for every single one.
>>110159715Pajeets say that because it's true for them.
>>110159715After a certain point you get blacklisted and it doesn't matter how many times you apply.
Anybody else started praying again, out of sheer desperation?
ban women from workforce
I’ll take any job how do I get ghosted by every job even shit retail…
Why the fuck do I get rejections in the evening? On the weekends? It's not even the jeets because there's all white women in the recruiting roles.>>110159715They used to just give you a coding challenge because it cost them nothing.
>>110162645Do you apply in the evenings? I'm pretty sure the rejections are automated.
>>110141543I picked Physics and was unemployed for three years after graduating.Pivoted into software development via an apprenticeship.Honestly, software dev was more promising before all this AI avalanche,but now I'm a bit up Shit Creek without a paddle.What the structural engineers were doing in my last job looked interesting:If I could redo my life, I'd've confessed to my crush at age 16, got that over with,and then gone into engineering.But maybe that avenue's buggered as well.
>>110163383>told my crush I liked her at 16>went into programming during last year of physics degree>got job as infrastructure monkey>made enough money to get set up>currently unemployed anyway, some prospects on the horizon at leastThe grass is a tiny bit greener I guess?
>>110142467>play Noitaredpill me on this game
>>110150121No serious person got a job on HN.
>>110150790ai slop
>>110153297this
>>110155303>There's no woman in the world worth $3500 for 2 hours.aella_girl
>>110158544this is exactly what i voted for
>>110159715because your application is shit and you have a history of rejections. you're already /marked/.stop applying.
>>110161861Show us on the doll where women have hurt you.
>>110163534Here
>>110163637if you stopped going for jobs reserved for women, you wouldn't have this problem
>>110163685Well, not all men want to slave their lives away wielding pipes under the scorching sun while girls earn above-median salary recording TikToks in the office
>>110163700There are plenty of white-collar jobs for men.
>got laid off over a year ago, cost cutting reasons>see job postings from the same company, my exact job, just at a different site>no responsesHoly shit I want to end it all
how do you guys stay positive during long term unemployment...Im getting sad and therapy isnt really helping desu
>>110163937I heard from verified sources that bashing in the skull of your president helps
>>110163775Please list some examples. Engineer is fucked. Accounting is fucked. Management is fucked. Marketing, design, HR, journalism, teaching, all fucked and/or women. Lawyers? Doctors? Nobody can afford to go back to school.
>>110162645HR doesn't like confrontation so they'll do the most basic bitch maneuver by sending your rejection letter at 1:30 AM on a Sunday.
>>110163531So how long does that last? Am I permanently blacklisted from ever working at Amazon now?
>>110153910Poorfag
>>110158573Im using it to make little apps at work to make lofe easy
>>110164290>rejects you over easily refutable bullshit>[email protected]
>>110163937Videogames, reading, watching shows, shitposting, just taking a walk.Just take your mind off your situation.
>>110163509I did get two jobs from those threads back then but I am not very serious
>>110163227That's fucked.Any advice for beating the automated responses and rejections?I heard I need to 'white-text' the first line of my resume, whatever that means.
>>110166169I just applied to every single job I could find. There doesn't seem to be any consistent pattern to the type of company that emailed me back for an interview except >Not large corpo full of corpocucks caught up in image and drama
>>110166145>wenk-wenk
>>110163383At least you studied actual real stuff instead of made up things to make the CPU process a database for parking lots 5% faster. Scientists of the past would be ashamed at what CS is. I seriously regret it.
>if your billion dollar idea fails you can just get a jobuh Gary..
>>110166989My fucking sides
>>110167216It's true. Newton was a virgin4lyfe level wizard.
it's over techbros. I still have a job (for now) but the future doesn't look good. I work in a highly specialized field in the automotive sector (PLC programming and automation) for critical production systems. 1 year ago the company I work for got bought up by some US company with a fucking jeet as a CEO. obviously the whole management are jeets now since they need to invite and feed the whole village. having said that, management is delusional enough to think doing 2 month "shadowing sessions" with some village idiot until end of year in combination with AI they can simply replace everybody and keep the customer contracts up (hint: they probably won't). now some colleagues of mine already had a kneejerk reaction by simply quitting today. I'll keep up with this shit for some more time and milk my contract for a few more months because jeets are now scrambling because a lot of people quit on the spot and I might have some leverage due to this, but I'm sure the inevitable happens rather sooner than later.
are utwg threads simply a refugee from twg?I'm crying over a business meeting
>>110167655That retard is unironically smarter than a lot of nu4chan faggots. He was able to recognize he made a mistake and think through how to fix it, even though it wasn't perfect. Incidentally, he is more proficient than even frontier LLMs as well.
>>110167177Is this guy on the up and up?Or is he a sponsored psyop to get people to buy courses that don't do anything?
>>110167849hes a boomer podcast finance self help guy that was popular in 2018irrelevant now
>>110145337I was disappointed as well
i be bein linked in n shiet
it begins
>>110169378>beginsYou mean "continues"
>>110163967>Lawyers? Doctors? Nobody can afford to go back to school.If browns and women can do it, you can too.
>>110164326Yes.>>110166145"Back then" are the key words. No one is getting hired in those threads anymore.
>>110169413They live 10 people to a 1 person flat. No whites has 9 people willing to live like that with them.
>still unemployed>open up facebook>first thing I see is my college friends wedding vlogsIt’s over for me
>>110169435Don't live in disgusting group houses, then.
>>110139321NoVidya
I think it might be better to become a nurse. An old bud of mind makes 100k/yr as a surgical tech. Seems way more stable too.
How do you unemployed bros even survive day to day if you don't have any income? I work for now but I'm terrified that if I get fired, I'll have at most a couple months of stable living before I go homeless and starve. Also doesn't help that my job basically feels like the equivalent of adult day care, and I don't really have any transferable skills to speak of. I genuinely have no idea what I'd do if I had to find a new job.
>>110169519most of us are living with our family
>>110169412i think the really big cuts are just getting startednext year will be a bloodbath on a previously unseen scale
>>110169534Oh... I don't have any family to rely on.
>>110169490>just be rich lolI accept your surrender
>>110169519I'm living off savings. What else would I be doing?
>>110169534What is your plan when your parents pass away and there is no one left to parasite off of?
>>110169569I'm going to inherit half a mil and a paid off house. If I don't have my shit figured out in 25 years then I deserve to die homeless. Right now I'm all in on developing my own business (software, yes I know that's retarded.) I make $1000/mo from it, but I feel like I can scale it.
Remember, computers can never replace teachers. There will always be the need for the human element. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cs7jnOlNl9Y&t=700
>>110169519Germany has pretty good welfare.
>>110169569the ultimate NEET question and there is no answer
>>110158445>Printer techI ran printers on a industrial scale for 8 years at a print shop and troubleshoot them too, you think they would hire me? I never thought of being a tech until your post. Could you make at least 40 bucks a hour? I know the guy that would come to my shop would charge around 185 a hour for perfect bind machine repair.
if i post my resume here will you guys be nice? Ive gotten it reviewed by a 200 dollar a session coach and my friend in devops and i only have had one interview all year so its obviously dog shitpls no bully
>>110169594I'm shocked at how unimpressed I feel at the mention of a half mil. The way our countries have been mismanaged is criminal.
>>110169988>The way our countries have been mismanaged is criminal.Don't worry, the corruption investigation into the current admin are going to be all over the news next year. People will be jailed, remember this.
>>110169519parents
>>110170052yea the corporate democrats will surely fix this
>>110139321her job is fake
>>110142094those jobs will be done by foreigners happy to be paid 5$ an hour
I've gone from being completely neutral towards Indians to wanting to wipe the entire country of India off the face of the earth in under a year.
>>110170288women are evil but they only have power because of men. woifeguys, girldads, simps created this situation. as much as i hate women i have to hate men even more. i just want foids to create a dictatorship and genocide all men at this point.
>>110170288just remember that every time you see a stupid tik tok whore parading around her do-nothing tech job, some retarded male coomer hired her.
>>110170342>do-nothing tech jobPeople thought the Sopranos crew was tough, but real gangstas all along have been the foid mafia
>>110169519most live of the generosity of their parents. Some eurofags live in nanny state countries that have really good welfare programs.
>>110149576my mother was promoted to manager the instant she got her degree. its different for women. this was a fortune 500 company too btw
>>110170368foid mafia would be an improvement. we either need patriarchy or matriarchy. it needs to be one or the other. either give us state-mandated girlfriends or just genocide like 90% of males. this retarded system where we have neither and pretend dating is a "market" is a fucking disaster.
I am so tired.I am so fucking tired.
>>110169943Do you honestly, seriously, genuinely believe that we have the answer? The reality is nobody is seeing your CV, for reasons nobody can explain. Because nobody knows what the problem is, nobody can fix it. All you can do is keep trying. It's entirely possible that every single person who sees your CV gives you an interview.Also, we don't know you. We've never met you. How are we going to suggest skills you have that you forgot to write down?
I've got a tech interview coming up that's going to be based on a few things I know and one thing I worked with 10 years ago that I've forgotten literally everything about and last interview stumbled on the most basic bitch question. Do I study or just tell them I'm so rusty I should have removed it from my CV?Also damn the process so far was like a nose bleed. Things just kept getting pushed back and now the interview was apparently scheduled a week later than it was supposed to be so I might have an extra week.
>>110171501Study it. If you used it ten years ago, your knowledge would be ten years out of date even if you used it yesterday, so you might as well admit that you studied.
>>110163504its fun like a gacha with a physics simulation. But once you understand the game it kinda becomes boring. It doesn't take much to completely break it. Best advice I have is get a rock and put homing on it then kick it.
>>110171563Ok, it's Ansible. Has it changed that much in 10 years? I'm thinking I'll just get some VPS and dick around making some kind of server deployment playbook.
i have an interview for best buy seasons field tech positioni need money so it will do for now if i get it
I got fired for being racist
My company is doing layoffs this week and my skills have gotten UNBELIEVABLY rusty becauss I've been in a borderline nocode role for the past 5 years. I'm a retard who should have looked for something new 4 years ago. Laugh at me.
>>110169517you better hurry up. the second i pivot to that is the second they suddenly legislate some partnership with india to let 10 million indians with fake degrees in to become nurses and drive wages down to minimum.
I got a job offer, let's hope it's not malware or a north korean.
I moved to the middle of fucking nowhere in US from a cosmopolitan city in Europe and this is fucking hell im going to end up working at a factory doing manual labor lmaooooo
>>110172709why would u leave yurop for the USthis country sucks dick unless ur jewish or a billionaire
>>110172709This >>110172786US is a resort if you are top 10%. Otherwise you are just staff. Europoors at least the welfare is distributed a bit more evenly.
>>110172851Yes but if you're giving welfare to foreigners you're fucking up real bad. Both Europe and the US are guilty of that.
>>110169413Browns go to diploma mills and can practice medicine here faster than our own people, while given favorable financing and living in flyover states because it's better than the third world. Women can just get an employed boyfriend and equitable scholarships while working a sidegig on Onlyfans. It's not the same.
Been unemployed for about 10 years. Currently enrolled in an online CS program at a university I won't name, but the accreditation situation is a little unclear. I've always been told I'm pretty intelligent, just never really found the right environment to apply myself.Thinking about getting into software development since it seems like a good career with high salaries and remote opportunities. Planning to spend the next 6-12 months learning Python, doing some projects, and applying for junior positions.Is a degree even necessary anymore? What's the best path to getting hired as quickly as possible? Not really interested in wasting time on things that won't move the needle.
>>110173062>I've always been told I'm pretty intelligent>Thinking about getting into software development since it seems like a good careerI'm sorry but you're actually retarded
>>110173062if ur actually smart no meme shitdo med, especially in america you will literally make 500k a year as a gen surgeon and have insane status only dwarfed by pro athlete. Seriously if ur smart just do medicine ffs
>>110172851I'm top 2% income and America is pretty amazing desu. Mid 7 figures networth by 40. I'm in health care though.
Do you guys think I can make it? I'm pretty smart and stuff but I gooned 10 years of my life away.
>>110173397Yes. That is what I just said…
>>110173481I didn’t goon 10 years of my life away and I’m not going to make it. Who knows though…
>>110159715Hey fellow seattlite. Meet me at the Seattle chess club in Greenlake this wednesday at 8:30 PM, I'll be wearing an orange flannel with an orange watch with long hair.We can commiserate, and play some chess. It's been 2 years for me since I've last worked, we're being replaced.
Anyone else here work in Hell Desk? I've been working here for a year and I finally managed to get into the network side of things. Is this even a path forward in IT or am I just stuck in Hell Desk like this?
>>110159715how do you even get an interview at FAANG companies without knowing someone on the inside??every job posting from these companies has to get literally 1 million applications from around the world
God I really feel bad for you guys. The sheer amount of marketing and pressure that tech jobs were going to change the world and be forever safe was huge. Then AI just fucking obliterated it in less than a generation.
>>110173481Depends on what stuff you gooned to. If it's lolis, you are going to the White House, kid.
I got an interview for best buy warehouse rolewhat am i in for bros i need money coming in so ill take whatever i am at the point of not caring what low level shit job i have desu
>>110173711I genuinely feel raped.
>>110173752It honestly can be pretty chill according to my friend that did that job. Shit picks up during holidays though.
>>110173794Don't worry, fren. If you ever need cold hard cash, you always can pimp out your underage daughter
>>110173711Rugged
>>110173711>Then AI just fucking obliteratedit was indians, Libsraeli.israelis use religion and race to force out even people who convert and marry into judaism and move to israel lmao
>>110173062CS is dead and not coming back bro go into medicine if you're actually smart
>>110173811Stupid sexy Ghislaine Quackswell
>>110173711>>110173869Hard to tell how much is H1B jeets, interest rate hikes, and AI but they're all contributing
https://leetcode.com/problems/create-grid-with-exactly-one-path/description/
>>110174184no boomer, that's false.ai came long after all the entry level ports were siphoned off to india etc
>>110174188dreadful crap, uncreative, no wonder jeetcoders can't write a game.
>>110174219hiring managers are literally begging you to grind leetcode and become competent enough to pass interviews
>>110170321I can be reached at [email protected]
>>110174260Keep us posted
>>110173711I didn't even get into the field because of le job security, I was into computers since middle school and just thought it was a good fit for me. I was between this and becoming a vet because I love animals.
>>110174320I love animals too but I wouldn't die for Israel tbqh
>>110174225too late, I have a grandfathered Cursor sub
>>110174203Whatever dude
>>110158445nigga wut, peeps are thinking going into printing shit because software is cooked as a career option
>>110174320Most people become a vet because they love our country but whatever.
>>110174348wont help you get a job or make money, you're too retarded to get any value out of it
>>110174350Do the funny Six Flags dance, gramps.
>>110174356I'm pretty sure nobody needs me to write an algorithm that draws a line.
>>110174363yeah but if you can't do that without asking grok then you're too retarded to figure out how to solve the problems that actually matter
>>110159423kino is when something is cinematic, big explosions and stuff like that, you are literally and unironically retardmaxxing
>>110174370jeetcode is mostly memorization.
>>110174395and 90% of your job (if you ever get one, very unlikely) is going to be memorizing how some ancient boomer system works and trying to patch it up with glue or sew new shit onto it.your point?
>hey if you spend maybe an hour or two a day (you're unemployed, your time is worthless anyways) solving these cool programming brainteasers you'll be super prepared for job interviews and your chances of landing a good offer skyrocket>>THAT'S FOR JEETS >>*still unemployed 6 months later*
>>110174403If I hire you, you will only be allowed to talk to my grok bot.
Does linkedin immediately ask for you ID or whatever these days or do you have a day or can do some searches before it triggers?
>>110174434you couldn't afford my minimum TC
>>110173062If it is not the georgia tech remote program you dun cooked up, the wise option would be going into medicine though, cs is dead as a well paying respectable career
>>110174443ahem.did I mention I have a $60 grandfathered Cursor plan?
>>110174457i don't care? my job gives me a $300 daily claude limit
Yo nigger gtfo already everyone is done with your stupid jeetcode shit
>>110174355vet is animal nurse, you do not have to love your country to do that
>>110174338>>110174355Kek
>>110169569>What is your plan when your parents pass away and there is no one left to parasite off of?Die I suppose.It's out of my hands at this point. The world doesn't want me employed.
>>110174590>The world doesn't want me employed.how many leetcode problems have you solved
>graduated 2 years ago>have done very little leetcode problems, or even made any software for myselfEven if I do land an interview I'm not going to be able to answer anything. Maybe I can still get into plumbing.
>>110174594I don't apply to code jobs. I apply to warehouses. I just lurk here still.
>>110169724I'd say go for it, but make sure you're looking at B2B industrial printers and not residential desktop printers. Your experience alone will already put you ahead of a lot of applicants. For context, I work for Fujifilm and deal with everything from kiosks and digital signage to inkjet, laser, and silver halide printers. The pay is great not top-tier, but the job is pretty cushy overall.The main downside is you'll have to travel a lot, so it's definitely not for everyone.
>>110174609well I hope you're happy with the choices you've made
>>110174625I'm not, but at the same time I don't think there was anything I could have done to change my situation, so I'm not that upset over it at the same time. Some people are just losers.
>>110174633>I don't think there was anything I could have done to change my situationhow many leetcode problems did you solve? how many cool projects did you build? how many stars did you get on github?
>>110174609Me and my wife both left tech about a year ago. My pay sucks but I had to do something.
all of this is so depressing
>>110174721There's good news. I have a grandfathered $60 Cursor plan!
Would you work at a data center?
>>110174641I have solved 35 questions and I have 2 very mediocre React projects.
>>110174320If you became a vet you'd have either killed yourself due to dealing with all the sick innocent animals or due to selling out to a private equity firm
>>110174436You can go without an ID for as long as you want I believe. It's just that your profile will not be verified, and some recruiters may assume you are a bot/grifting indian/north korean spy
>>110175047Can't say that, an old account I made demanded an ID from me when I tried to log into it. Though that could have been because I didn't use it for years and it triggered some security thing. I really just need to look up some people.
>>110167655being an Indian, can I help people like you somehow? I was raised in the middle east(UAE) so taught strong morals and such but was brought to India at 12, 12 years ago, so I know how these cockroaches act and work. I could probably educate you guys on how to deal with these chimpfucks and educate you on their weaknesses. find out whether the guy is a low caste who just recently got into money, what business fuckups they did in the past in India, tell you what weird potty customs the person specifically follows. could you give the linkedins of the guys without doxxing yourself and ill see what I can do.bonus if the guy is a gujrati, cuz I am too, I could probably find out his relatives too and family history.
>>110148255as an Indian, fuck you and fuck your whole family.show me one indian that you met personally who is competent. each and every fucking indian is product of cow manure and is incompetent because of their low IQ unable to understand the CBSE syllabus. either an Indian got raised in india and was educated by other indians which is why he is utterly incompetent unable to code a few lines.else he is a first or second generation in the US raised by indian parents who taught him izzat is killing and raping whites and doing white collar crime.
It's over, saars
>>110149774Its worked for thousands of years. Whenever joos want to destroy a nation they just tell the women they're doing DEI. Women think "oh I'm doing this for other women who are like babies!" It has never once occurred to women in general that they aren't destroying themselves. Not once. Greeks wrote many plays warning about this fact.
>>110150944I'm too lazy and retarded to do them myself, and I don't have a girlfriend to do them for me
>>110139321How many of you are vibe coding through your careers now?How are you being smart about it?
>>110141543pan into the fire lmao
>>110153790ahahahahyahahaha
>>110153790Where can I find these women?
I am tired of IT but at the same time thats the only thing i want to work with. Anyone else feel like this? I will prob try to vibecode some shit maybe it will work out.
better hurry up with getting that job, bros. soon 60k hungry techies will cut in line in front of you.
>>110174454lol, do you really think any online degree has any value? even real degrees don't have value.
>>110173375>>110173894Medicine doesn't require any intelligence. It requires good memorization techniques and fine motor skills if becoming a surgeon. Anesthesiologist is the meta for medicine. Least work for most pay, least skill required. The problem is that medicine is anti-meritocratic. Seats are counted yearly to ensure no depression in wages, not capacity or need (which is also why you want to get in if you can, you're guaranteed to always make bank), and it's been noted several times, even in peer reviewed documents, that the system is specifically built to only let rich kids through. However, it is still possible to slip through the cracks.If you want to be a doctor in the US, though, the best way is to become a doctor in a country where it's very easy to do so, and probably where education is free, then relicense in the US instead of practicing there.