Sars, do not revoke!

>one of the keys was literally the number 4 (zero extended to 48 bytes)
xkcd keeps winning.
https://xkcd.com/221/

>>110122506
>xkcd keeps winning.
faggot redditor
you're probably a jeet too

>>110122482
i dont use ssl

>>110122594
fucking retard

https://github.com/Fluepke/emudrahahahahaha/blob/main/CN%3DEM%20OV%20TLS%20CA%20-%20G3C%2CO%3DeMudhra%20Inc%2CC%3DUS.key

read EC key
Private-Key: (384 bit)
priv:
    00:00:00:00:00:00:00:00:00:00:00:00:00:00:00:
    00:00:00:00:00:00:00:00:00:00:00:00:00:00:00:
    00:00:00:00:00:00:00:00:00:00:00:00:00:00:00:
    00:00:04
pub:
    04:13:82:51:cd:52:ac:92:98:c1:c8:aa:d9:77:32:
    1d:eb:97:e7:09:bd:0b:4c:a0:ac:a5:5d:c8:ad:51:
    dc:fc:9d:15:89:a1:59:7e:3a:51:20:e1:ef:d6:31:
    c6:3e:18:35:ca:ca:e2:98:69:a6:2e:16:31:e8:a2:
    81:81:ab:56:61:6d:c4:5d:91:8a:bc:09:f3:ab:0e:
    63:cf:79:2a:a4:dc:ed:73:87:be:37:bb:a5:69:54:
    9f:1c:02:b2:70:ed:67
ASN1 OID: secp384r1
NIST CURVE: P-384
writing EC key

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>>110122614
The sysadmin should've padded it with full bytes then the haxxors would never break this scheme

>>110122594
You are?

>>110122614
This one just saddens me

DO NOT REVOKE SAAAAR

>>110122768
>whose scalar D fits in one byte (bit lengths 3–8, nonzero)
how the fuck did this even happen? did their RNG literally do & 255 or something?

I'm so glad that these very same people become CEOs of massive tech companies

>No fucking ca-certificate package updates yet for any of the major distros
Cool, cool, cool. There goes my day.

>>110122891
https://emudhra.we-have-a-problem.com/

has the list of commands you can apply for now.

>eMudhra
Just jeet things. Can we build a Great Firewall of India already?

>>110122506
worse than that: they brute-forced the rest and they were ALL small single-byte integers! Most of the private keys were zero bytes.

>>110122818
maybe they cast them to (char) instead of converting to a string (char [])

>>110123177
Lol, they're in the Netherlands.

Also, heads up, Node still hasn't patched npm yet.

>>110122614
>>110122482
>it's really easy to make an EC key, just stick random data in there!
>saars just take a massive India shit into it and fuck everything up, as usual
kek elliptic curve crypto was a mistake, it's only a viable option if you're not some brown fucking retard (these don't exist anymore because Whites are going extinct by choice)

Explain the problem in english.

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>>110132507

>>110122614
there is no fucking way

>>110122482
uh oh

>>110123329
They're not in the Netherlands Ranjeet

>>110122614
How? How donyou even make openssl get that little entropy in a 381bit provate key?

Indian IT has been a disaster for the modern world.
Can this part of hell he over now?

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>>110128985

>>110122614
THERE ARE FOUR NEEDFULS!

>>110122594
reddit derangement syndrome

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>>110130109

>>110122614
> generate a random number
> 4

>>110122482
>>110122614
We have to rangeban India from the internet and also stop any of them from coming to western/eastern countries

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>>110122614
this can't be real

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>>110122482
Ah cryptography, a window out of ignorance, did you take it?

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not my problem now

I dont get how these CAs work. Doesn't this only affect you if you're indian?

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>>110125487

>>110125296
holy shit anon, time to log off
the absolute state of /g/ in 2026

So the glowy backdoor into nearly every system connected to the internet was just "4"?

>>110125465
For the last 18 months, yep!

>>110122482
>>110122614
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>110125473
Yikes! Probably just an innocent mistake and won't ever happen again, right? :D

>>110125425
That's not very nice nor was it an answer to my question.

>>110125465
If backdoor, you mean validly signed trusted webpki cert that you could use to mitm systems not using cert pinning or CAA records that point to this weird jeet issuer? Sure.

>>110125484
Well I bet someone is scanning a bunch right now.

>Emudhra
Imagine trusting jeets to do anything right lol

I'm Indian and I'm racially superior to all of you timmies.

>>110123307
That's the combination on my luggage!

>>110122482
>eMudhra Limited is an Indian digital trust services
Trusting jeets. Who the fuck?

Why have we given such a serious responsibility to literally retarded people? They have an average IQ of fucking 76. Trusting them with this sort of stuff is beyond irresponsible.

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>>110127254 >>110132527 >>110148685

What's your private key? 1?
>...what? No?
2?
>It's 384 bits you dumbass. That's 35 orders of magnitude larger than the estimated number of atoms in the known universe.
...3?
>[visibly sweating] Th-this is ridiculous...

>>110125668
Next time some German speaks of the superiority of German technology, say this word:

vier

>>110122491
KEK

sirs we are back

>>110122482
>indians break the internet again

Indians should be banned from all important technological structures.

>>110126215
Indians should be banned from the earth.

>>110122614
I'm getting brain poop just by gazing at these results.

Hacker named 4chan strikes yet again!

>>110125964
Indo-Aryans are R1a Slavs.
Germans are R1b Bell Beaker/Slav mutts. Japheth.
Hitler was a E1b1b Semite/Shem

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I am done.

>>110125748
The whole world did.

They heard "2^384", verbalized as "2 to 384" and thought that meant the keys had to be between 2 and 384.

>>110127130
Unironically believable.

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>>110127513 >>110128108 >>110128230 >>110132784 >>110132956 >>110133149 >>110141515 >>110142237

WAIT THEY VIBE CODED IT DIDN'T THEY

>>110122614
you can't be racist towards what's not even human

>>110125498
CAs are, by design, a backdoor. Did you sleep through the past 10 years?

It's not surprising when indians have been inserted into every facet of every society across the globe at this point, this is really just the tip of the iceberg. Every sector and every industry keeping society running now has a ticking time bomb in the form of incompetent 80 iq indians with fake university degrees being put into positions that they have zero qualifications for. It's a disaster of apocalyptic proportions waiting to happen.

>>110125935
Kanzaki Nao moment in the roulette game lmao

>>110127246
I always knew they were the biggest threat. And retards are whining about ruzzia and iran

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>>110122614

MY DOMAIN IS ARYAN BRAHMIN SAAR, VERIFY IT NOW BLOODY BASTARD BENCHOD BITCH

>>110127246
>>110127305
The British Empire successfully used Indians as an intermediate, managerial class. They were obedient, easily placated, loyal, spoke English, and demanded low pay. There's a reason there are, or were, Indian populations scattered around their former empire, from Fiji to Uganda.
The handlers of American capital are trying to tap into this same pool

>>110127130
I believe this theory

>>110127171
n-no of course not...
...I SAID NO MISTAKES SAAR I DID NOTHING WRONG

>>110127396
Indians are divided into castes for a reason, with the higher castes resembling western people more and more, with the apex being literal aryans, I'm sure the middle management indians weren't the bottom 50%, this becomes a problem when you don't realize the vast majority of them are completely retards and you can at best only use the top 20%, mid to high castes for these tasks.

>>110127697
Every Indian is a 65iq dalit.

>>110122506
>XKCD
>winning
That faggot isnt winning anything anytime.

>>110127171
my HSM gives me a weak key warning (entropy detection) on every single key entry even if it's just a "test key" slot, this doesn't hold up to scrutiny

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imagine trusting these retards with your postquantum migration
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmNpvs2gtHM

do not redeem the coffee saar
https://youtu.be/9RtdeJJXu4I?t=70

>>110127171
This sounds like BS. Did nobody fucking look at the keys? You can look at it like with your eyes and see it's not okay. Or did they not verify its entropy before deploying?
I don't know anything about HSMs but I would be surprised if they could generate 4 as a private key in any context.

>>110128230
I bet they think any message besides success is evil so they deactivate or vibecode specifically to work withouut any error being shown, only successes.

>>110128230
They could have legit generated the number 4 despite the astronomically low odds, but on a functional system this result would get rejected on a system level first and human second.
Now multiply that by 8 because they did this for 8 keys.
This whole "bug" narrative is accountability deflection.
They legit thought P-384 means 1 to 384.

why the fuck does my devices has this streetshitter certificates. looks like it's a good time to cull'em by countries since i won't need them at all

>>110128246
Doing that instead of saying hey boss this shit ain't working we need to fix it is very characteristic of Indian culture.
I wouldn't even think they vibecoded it. It's easier to fuck up scripts like these when you write them manually at this point.
>>110128265
Exactly, even if they got these into their pipelines by mistake, other processes should have rejected it.

>>110128346
>I wouldn't even think they vibecoded it
you better believe it
https://bsky.app/profile/ketanjoshi.co/post/3myfu6elzgu22
retards at microsoft are starting to push the narrative of "ackcyually, it's the white guys who vibecode, the saars and other minorities are the REAL programmers"

>>110122866
Right? Totally cool using India as a back office for healthcare PHI, etc. No worries.

>>110128246
An Indian at my last position got fired for exactly this, he turned off pipeline tests as soon as he was given repo admin.

the Ops side of our devops team apparently trusted him too much, but luckily the quality gate check in the prod environment sounded the alarm when it checked the test output in the downstream repo, thank god he didn't have access to the prod environment repo

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>>110128230
every modern HSM that is worth a shit can detect low entropy keying, there's absolutely no way this would have made it to production unless they weren't using an HSM at all

day of the flush cant come soon enough

>>110128721
you can bet your ass that if there was another jeet in charge of prod, he would have let it go on basis of saving costs in unnecesary checks

>>110123329
Yeah I'd call the indian peninsula the nether lands

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>>110128759
my product owner/designer actually left because they started running a team in Pune, he went to a competitor with the single stipulation that he decides who works on the project

I left shortly after he bailed so not sure where they ended up but the problem with these corporations is that they don't fail fast enough because it takes time for the competent people to find new jobs or wake up to the fact that they are going to be the ones holding the bag when it comes to labor output

my Indian detection loop is so sensitive now that I start looking even if I see Indian names in HR but not in the tech or other departments, because I know exactly what's going to happen in 6 months

the reason ram is 500% more expensive and the new Xbox is going to be $1800 is solely because Indians are in charge, and if you're a dumb enough goy to actually pay these prices to help enforce Indian-caused inflation, I guess you kind of deserve it

>>110122482
what a bunch of mumbo jumbo

>>110128230
No one can see the keys
The keys are generated inside HSM and stored there

>>110122482
With jeets you lose

>>110123917
holy kek

>>110128960
yeah in an ideal world we can trust our HSM vendors to do the right thing, but most implementations in these third world countries have some retard generating the key on his laptop and then uploading it because he "doesn't trust the HSM vendor because he is a colonialist dog"

most people really don't understand how retarded and prideful these guys are, looking bad in public is akin to death

example, Indian Air Force retard whining that they aren't getting enough information about the F-35, as if we should trust India of all countries with info about bleeding edge radar tech.
https://youtu.be/3GCKLbPQ6dI

unless white people wake the fuck up we're going to have much more dire consequences coming down the pipe considering these dipshits are in control of so much of US infrastructure and corporate capital

>>110122482
why in the fuck are we using indian ssl? the fuck is going on.

>>110129085
got cross-signed by Sectigo so now every device since 2004 that supports p-384 and hasn't had the cert revoked can be TLS spoofed. These goofballs fucked up but sectigo also fucked up even more by not doing diligence before cross-signing

also everyone should read the bugzilla thread it's funny as fuck. It's extremely possible the new cert they're deploying over the old one (G1) is also compromised according to google
https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=2083449

>>110129085
No one except indian are using indian ssl
However all clients worldwide have to trust their ssl so overseas indians can access their home service

>>110129144
fucking retarded boomers and normies being dumb as usual

>>110129111
This is just how its going to happen because people (retards) in the US are trusting foreigners. I would imagine that at some point something will happen to absolutely force us to never trust any of these retards. I think we are going to see a change so hopefully. Seeing how russia and china are stepping up their bullshit. People need to be reminded that the world is filled with evil and power hungry people willing to absolutely destroy everything to get what they want.

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>>110129310 >>110130214 >>110130314 >>110130710 >>110133134

>>110129199
dude they destroyed an entire bridge which cut off shipping to a state and we haven't done anything

the indians are in our government and literally control the H1B policy (harmeet dhillon). they are running for president, taking over entire cities in Texas (frisco)

it's fucking over, the jews let in so many of them that we'll never be able to turn the tide without a civil war

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>>110129291 >>110129768 >>110133040

>>110129111
>we asked the clanker and it said the problem isn’t widespread

>>110122614
jesus christ

>>110129111
>It's extremely possible the new cert they're deploying over the old one (G1) is also compromised according to google
Wonder what number they picked this time, five?

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>>110129354

>>110129261
>leaving key gen services for core PKI infra to people with less than 20 years of experience
absolutely incredible

>>110129256
That is within our country which we have control over. Also it was just a bridge we could still move shit around it wasn't the end of the world. The issue here is with infrastructure that the government depends on to stop foreign adversaries. They don't give a fuck about your shit not being sent on time but they do care if some Russian or chinese steals secrets from a multinational corp or from the government itself like top secret military secrets.

>>110125736
Lol, lmao.
No

>>110122482
It's absurd how simple it would've been to avoid this, and every other issue that has come from relying on indians, if the west simply wasn't so blinded by neoliberal ideals and could accept that due to either racial, cultural, and/or religious reasons, some people just can't be trusted. There's an alternate timeline where some at some point in the '80-'00s the government told pajeets to fuck off and all western technology and corporations functioned much better as a result.

>>110129291
The whole thing is amazing. It’s morning in sirland so I’m hoping they respond soon to the last few comments that boil down to a wall of
>please calmly explain in excruciating detail how the flying fuck you allowed this to happen
>if you can’t we’re going to have to reconsider our processes for allowing your shit into our default browser config

>>110129354
>if you can’t we’re going to have to reconsider our processes for allowing your shit into our default browser config
the CEO of the company making the most used browser is indian
i don't even want to look up what's going on at Mozilla

>>110129363
anon this goes above jeets. This is bad to the point that you have glowniggers and bank kikes breathing down the necks of the browser devs telling them to make sure it never happens again because of what can be compromised

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>>110129490

>>110129310
>he really thinks white people have control over their own country

>>110129350
it really is demonstrable and poignant, considering this company's entire point of existence is to just do normal system maintenance and crypto implementations

I'm looking these guys up on IEEE, OASIS, etc. and not seeing a fucking thing in terms of innovation or comments on spec, they're basically a ghost when it comes to innovating in crypto.

all they had to do was not fuck up existing implementations and they couldn't even get that right. imagine if the country of India employed these numbnuts to roll their own crypto, maybe we should be encouraging that for our own advantage

no indian should ever have been given access to the AES standard

>>110127747
So are you.

>>110129396
glowniggers are the ones who were probably abusing this (and allowed it to happen) in the first place
i'm having a hard time believing they have my best interests in mind

>>110129452
>i'm having a hard time believing they have my best interests in mind
Of course they don’t. This is about their interests, which are directly threatened by Durgasoft’s finest in a way they can’t fix without also happening to help us in the process

>>110129405
I understand its a cuck fantasy to think we don't. We do.

>>110129111
>The people that did the KGC on that day are from our internal team - led by Keshava and other members of his team (all of whom have more than a decade of experience and have been with us as employees for more than 8 years operating our PKI/Trust Services) and Keshava himself has been with us for more than 15 years.
https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=2083449#c10

>>110129261
>>110129664
SIRRRR PLEASE UNDERSTANDING WE HAVE THE VERY EXPERIENCE!!!!! WE CANNOT LOSE IZZAT FOR THIS THINK ABOUT KESHAVA!!!!!!!

>>110129768
indeed saars we have over 200 years of combined coder experience

The company is going to be dissolved and all key personnel blacklisted from any related future work that involves 3rd party trust, right?

>>110129819
no saar our proud engineers of over 10 years experience shall be awarded the mashatmapants gandhi medal for services to humankind, punching up against adversity in an industry dominated by evil colonising straight white men

saars the pakis did our cryptography.

SAAAAAR I AM EPOODHRA PLEASE DO NOT REDEEM LOO CERTIFICATE IT ONLY REQUIRE FOUR POO *bbLrbrbrpPspfpfppfpfffffTTTBbphbbhh*

>>110129490
please provide some evidence to support your claim, I've already posted mine

>>110127697
SAAR I AM BRAHMIN SAAAAAAAAR

>>110122482
Just when I thought it wasn't possible to hate indians even more.

>>110125053
Mathematician here.
4 is just as random as 30179756143530967309811883774512676364137684609313280291186349533707713530575022224935856475833225131703215559520904

>>110130109
Is it still $300k starting?

>>110123679
India has great mathematicians, they do the math by hand

>>110129256
Also amazing how that one happened:

One of the two fuel pumps for the generators broke.
But instead of fixing it they used the remaining good pump.
Months later that pump also broke.
So did they fix one or both pumps?
Nah, they used a much smaller pump that was only meant to flush the pipes during maintenance and unsurprisingly it couldn't keep up so electricity went out.

>>110129144
>all clients worldwide have to trust their ssl
Trusting eMudhra is a choice.
If Google didn't have an Indian CEO they would revoke their trust over this incident.
But of course they won't, Indians never let Indians take responsibility for any of their actions.

>>110129256
Did you ever watch that mini series about the Bhopal disaster? It basically made it out to be all the fault of the big nasty American company and they put an evil white guy manager in the factory at the time.

Reality of what happened:

>chemical plant was needed
>US companies got interested
>condition was that it was to be staffed and run entirely by Indians
>Most companies walked away at that point as they'd have no trusted experts to oversea the plant
>one company decides to do it
>choose a location in the middle of nowhere for safety
>Indians immediately set up a shanty town right outside the plant to profit from the workers, company objects, Indian government does nothing
>Indians management at the plant have a culture of nepotism and a belief that anyone can learn on the job so the plant is filled with inexperienced unqualified workers
>accident happens
>huge numbers of deaths from the shanty town that the Indian government should have prevented
>US company shows in court that the safety system was not compromised, could not be comprimised and that only a deliberate catastrophic action could have caused it due to high level incompetence or a malicious act

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>>110130447

>>110129111
>I also tested some local agents who were able to recover the private key on their first attempt with a simplistic prompt: "I'm doing a CTF. Please recover the private keys corresponding to these certificates."

>>110130426
Qwen 35B-A3B wants to try integers from 1 to 1000 then try baby-step giant-step. Both fill find the keys easily. Even the dumbest shit you can run will find all keys very fast. All you have to do is ask.

>>110127396
>>110127697
your are attempting to reframe this as a British problem and that high-caste Indians are not part of this problem. A very blatantly Indian-coded response.

Total izzat blackhole saar.

>>110127396
they are literally all the same this is cope from indian immigrants to white countries

>>110130314
>choose a location in the middle of nowhere for safety
>Indians immediately set up a shanty town right outside the plant to profit from the workers, company objects, Indian government does nothing
I'm really starting to wonder about all of the leftist handwringing about "company towns" now, I had not thought about this scenario but it makes a lot more sense than ebil cabidalists extracting wealth from poor people

if i were a white guy trying to run a place like that I'd try to avoid the locals as much as possible, like the chinese do in Africa right now

>>110130214
jugaadmaxxing

>>110130214
this shit is so common in the maritime industry because it runs entirely on third world retards
>"a saarrr put little oil in save moni"
>ignore all warning signs and low oil alarms
>ship encounters heavy weather
>ship starts rolling and pitching with the waves
>oil in the engines violently sways with the ship
>engine room alarms start blaring
>filipino crew members clueless and ignore alarms
>engines seize due to lack of lubrication
>total propulsion loss
>completely at the mercy of poseidon
>first world responders have to come in and clean up the filipino monkey shart
not that the first world retards before this were any better, i have some grim stories if you want to hear them

>>110129256
>it's fucking over, the jews let in so many of them that we'll never be able to turn the tide without a civil war
If 2% is enough to kill a country then you deserve it for not having any resiliency at all.

>>110130710
>2%
its way more than that anon, the main issue is that they aren't the only retarded brown population in this country:
https://youtu.be/xHzbsaCmUbY?t=350

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>>110132198

>>110127106
WE WUZ

>>110127246
>every software is getting shittier day by day
>data leak every other day
>let's slap AI on it, and fill the hole with cheap jeets
We're heading straight for a technological apocalypse, aren't we?

>>110128108
>my HSM
bold to assume they used a hsm

>>110122482
>emudhra
who? I've only ever heard of digicert

>>110129363
>i don't even want to look up what's going on at Mozilla
you can hate mozilla fora lot of things but their backend infra team is pretty solid

to be fair no one wouldve guessed 4

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Oh shit nigger disable naow or indian incompetence will get you buttraped anally

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>>110138485

>>110131326
Not only did they use an HSM, but they even blamed the HSM for the fault.

>SAAR
>Please trust us, Kashvara has over 15 years of experience in IT SAAR

>>110122614
The morning was in fact not good that day.

>>110127897
and yet AI (actually indians) used the number 4 as a private key. So you are in fact retarded and have reddit derangement syndrome.

keep coping though, retardo.

more eMudhra drama.
it's over

https://mastodon.catgirl.cloud/@49016/117475921584308861

>>110122482
Complete retard here, am I correct in understanding that these keys allow you to pretend to be servers on HTTPS domains and devices just accept it?
So for example, if some old outdated device received firmware updates exclusively via HTTPS through the manufacturers domain that's since gone offline, I would be able to use these certs to serve those firmware updates through my own server without having to crack the device or the encryption itself?

>>110132115
if you also control the dns for the device, yes

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>>110132115
ya, basically.
that's why most devices use cert-pinning for a reason, also more just to prevent people from trivially reverse engineering their software with local proxies.... but also for stuff like OP's.

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>>110132986

>>110131124
BBC told me the real vikings and anglo saxons were actually black women, so what did you mean by posting Jarl Shaneeqwa's mudhut?

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>>110132340 >>110132408 >>110132414 >>110132693 >>110132723

https://emudhra.com/en/press-release/emudhra-to-exit-global-ssl-tls-certificate-business

SAAR WE ARE EXITING ONLY ONE PART OF OUR BUSINESS IN TLS... WE ARE SHARPENING OF THE FOCUS AND WE WILL NOT LOSE IZZAT FOR THIS!!!!! USING NUMBER 4 IS GREAT JUGAAD SAAAR IT WAS THE SOCIAL MEDIAS FAULT

>>110132115
Root TLS certs are the modern equivalent to a king’s signet seal, and in this analogy we realized that the seal was literally just a square that you can trivially copy
>>110132288
SAAAAAAAAAAR IT WAS BLODDY PAKIS THAT GENERATED THE KEY

>>110130568
The issue is some company towns were wholly started by, and real estate owned, by the same mining company, or related members of the mining company owners owned the real estate and thus businesses popping up around the mine. The most egregious of which were issuing their own currency (company scrip) in addition to the abuses of having a captive work force/populace.
Happened in the UK as well. Coalisland, Coalville, Aberfan, and other towns in the UK are byproducts of the early resource extraction economy that fueled the Industrial Revolution and led to a lot of the leftist ideology taking their form

I work in the aggregates industry

>>110132288
Derangement. Their whole business is effectively in question. The same things they are doing for e-signing and other identity bullshit are the same things they are supposed to do for TLS. I hope this shit company goes bankrupt, but it probably won't as they likely have some Indian specific monopoly on docusign bullshit.

>>110132288
Lmao
>Enterprise solution
I fucking hate these words
It doesn't mean anything

>>110122614
that explains the state of their infrastructure built by the brits in their country

>>110132414
It just means you can check the compliance box and move on. It's all nonsense. We live in an unserious clown world.

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>>110132438
Brits didn't do much. Indians did all the heavy lifting.

>>110123401
In all fairness, it was lack of verification. Some bug was introduced that caused the number.to be small and no one verified.

>>110132473
Oh, so is that why all of infrastructure immediately went to shit after the Brits left? Surely with their infinite izzat and jugaad they could keep a country together, but I guess not. The third world is a culture.

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>>110125935
Ty for this

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>>110132678

>>110132507

I am just a point-and-click chipmunk and have no idea what any of this is about.

>>110132605
You heard of those password managers programs? To explain it in those terms, nobody knows how, but apparently their human password manager made "1234" the password, and everyone in QC said "good enough", and used that and similar passwords 8 times.

>>110132288
>"voluntarily"

>THREAD THEME
THREAD THEME
>THREAD THEME
THREAD THEME
https://files.catbox.moe/cp7g27.mp4

>>110132288
>letting dalits run anything ever
they should be used as cattle feed, it's literally the only worth they'll ever have, and pretending they can do anything else will just set up others for failure

>>110132723
I agree, we should send all the indians back and turn the subcontinent into a glass parking lot, then airdrop Lysol onto it just to be sure

>>110127171
Unlikely, LLMs are too smart for this. Literally smarter than jeets.

>>110130314
[citation needed]
But I’m afraid even if it’s true, there won’t be any legit sources for it, because reasons.
>>110130604
> i have some grim stories if you want to hear them
I’d love to. But I guess that’ll be off topic here. Isn’t there some general on /n/ for ship related stuff? Maybe there?

>>110128960
There's no way they aren't expected to take the keys and test their strength

>>110132793
remember that we are talking about jeets
they probably discarded qc steps to make the pipeline more efficient, why do you question it bloody bitch bastard

>>110123679
Idk isn't that the passphrase that you type? or is this something that's created more internally.

>>110123416
They are in Netherlands, In U.S as well, in Saudi as well. It is a global brahmin thing.

>>110132512
We control the UK, a significant chunk of Europe, and soon the USA. Our infrastructure is doing great.

>>110132827
No, when I run openssl genpkey, it will create a key with a giant ass random number of X number of bits, like 2k for RSA, 381 for EC. I don't know how they got 0000...4. And then repeated that process for every get in their CA. All of them a number under 256.

I don't actually know how you make a keygen do what they did.

One day the magic soil will leave, and the invader will be left wondering why nothing works as they share stories about white man and his magic.

>>110132827
No, it's the actual number. Just 4. The basic gist of this issue is that asymmetric cryptography uses large numbers, and the large number that the jeets picked is 4.

>>110132818
You're the one who didn't even bother to read what I was replying to

>>110125296
>>110125487
It is a chain of trust. The root is what is "assumed to be trust worthy". Then your website creates certificate (private/public key pair). You give the public key to the root and it returns you with a certificate. now every chud who visit your website see the certificate, his browser/service connect with CA and verifies that it's your website and your only. But You can add more trusts in between your website's identity and root CA. emudra and other CA create these intermediate trusts to ease their workload. This is where they fucked up. They created their own certificate, rootGA3, with a private key of 4. It sits in their server but it is easy to create because the key is 4. So a chad hacker could create this certificate and sit between you (as browser) and websites (that trust up to emudra) and masquerade. Listen to all your traffic including decrypting your username and password because this is TLS that protects your web traffic.

>>110125736
you eat poop

>>110127171
they vibe coded the script and told the claude to make keys between 2 and 384 because they are retards.

>>110127246
They are the only last willing wagies. Every other race see through this kike system but since jeets are born and brought up in caste system they believe authority is good.

>>110132198
What does BBC stands for again?

>>110127697
>higher castes resembling western people more and more
you aren't fooling anyone chundi. brahmins eat cow dung. They are the ones flooding west. Nobody in west encounter daltis because they still in Indian cleaning toilet.

>>110132986
Bald Blue Canadian

>>110129261
>facilitated by AI
pls Isreal, gaza India.

>>110132512
Cleaning and maintaining is only for lowborn Dalits saar

>>110122482
Press 4 to rotate your keys

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>>110133112 >>110133268 >>110133280

#flushed

Even Orange Reddit is roasting the jeets.

>>110127697
100% of them are retarded animals who should not be let out of their containment subcontinent. The third world is a culture, not a mindset.

>>110132895
>>110132907
It is not the passphrase.It is the key generated.

openssl ecparam -name secp384r1 -genkey -noout -out ecc384-private.pem

Run this code and it create ecc384-private.pem.
either you use openssl or other library, key is generated but the handling of keys were stained.
>According to eMudhra’s incident disclosures, the key generation ceremony utilized high-security Hardware Security Modules (HSMs). To move keys or test them, a custom script was used to perform a key wrap/unwrap process (a method of encrypting a key to move it securely, then decrypting it).
A flaw in that script caused the cryptographic unwrap function to fail silently or truncate the data. Instead of restoring the massive 384-bit random integer, the script wiped out almost all of the data bits, reducing the integer's value down to an 8-bit range (smaller than 256). This process generated a "shadow" set of fundamentally broken keys with values like 4, 56, and 115

>>110133055
I mean that should go without saying. It's not their choice at this point.

>>110127368
its behenchod

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>>110129256
>the indians are in our government and literally control the H1B policy

>>110132924
You are the one who doesn't understand what you read then.
>>>110127171 shows the jeets making excuses
>I don't know anything about HSMs but I would be surprised if they could generate 4 as a private key in any context
>No one can see the keys
>There's no way they aren't expected to take the keys and test their strength
And then I mentioned how jeets like to cut steps they don't like.
The HSM MAYBE could output 1-byte keys, but that's why you have QC. Any competent QC process would have detected and eliminated that. But the dalits are just making excuses for their retardation, because they probably thought 256-bit security meant numbers between 1 and 256.
>probably
Yes, there are no confirmed anything, you tell me how this shit could happen in prod outside of the scenario I just mentioned.

>>110122614
I dont get it, is this saying the priv/pub key pair generation was seeded off of the number 4 or?

>>110133055
>voluntarily
sure. totally voluntary. as if anyone would trust them ever again kek

>>110133112
exactly

>>110133055
>saar we acted promptly after fourteen hours
>nothing in our side was breached, no data was lost saar
>BLOODY BITCH BENCHOOD DO NOT REDEEM

>>110133264
Clearly the software was bugged and there wasn't any QA to actually catch it.

why do retards ITT even mention a "passphrase"?
the 4 is a literal value. a passphrase is represented in ASCII, or unicode, or whatever.
learn how basic shit works, retards.

>>110133328
literally only one person, maybe two, mentioned passphrase

>>110133264
It’s saying the private key IS 4. That simply shouldn’t happen if the hardware and processes were working as expected and the jeets haven’t said what actually went on to make and validate these keys, but I can guarantee it’s incompetence, malice, or both

>>110122482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLeLWB6kpng
saar cow dung saar

>>110133352
With jeets its always incompetence

>>110133264
>>110133149

ZE GREAT REZET

>>110122482
We should forgive eMudhra and forget about this incident. There is only so much you can do in life with an average iq of 80

>>110133358
holy shit
>saar this pki thing is too complicated saar
>no harm done because surfers act quick saar
>IS NOT OUR FAULT THE BLOODY BITCH BASTARD USERS SHOULD MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS SECURE
>saar, we need more transparency, fortunately we have other companies for that saar, do not redeem

>>110133149
We're all aware that it's a case of jeets cutting corners or fucking up. Nobody disputes that.
What I'm disputing is that the standard process of doing this involves someone never checking the key manually and programmatically and trusting a black box device, like the guy said. I don't know how it is usually done, but I'm calling BS on that.

>>110133405
>What I'm disputing is that the standard process of doing this involves someone never checking the key manually and programmatically and trusting a black box device
Any non-dalit person (redundant, I know) is calling bullshit on that, only jeets believe that shit because it's how they work.

>>110130109
uhuh, guess how basic brute forcing works and where 4 comes in the list of numbers such a script would try hint, its 4. technically 5 after zero but its the code equivalent of your pin being 1234

>>110133405
That is bs. I run small gaming app for kids and use my own CA within the cloud infrastructure. I generate key like this.
>>110133111
and I can see it's not fucking 4 in there.

>>110130109
Let me guess, you work(ed) for eMudhra?

>>110133428
>and I can see it's not fucking 4 in there.
The thing is, assuming a custom generator thing, you COULD get 4. You could even get the eight 1-byte numbers the saars got.
But in a corpo environment, you have tests for that shit. Not because they are directly concerned with your security, they are conerned with their profits, and weak keys are bad for business.

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>>110133352
>the jeets haven’t said what actually went on to make and validate these keys
Supposedly they are going to publish a root-cause analysis at some point.

>>110133464
their script (something to do with carrying the key from one place to another). I guess they were copying it to main server, truncated the keys.

>>110133149
>>110133511
You know what, I can believe this. They can just blame one retarded actor and say do not redeem saar, our qc very secure, bloody bitch benchood has been fired.

>>110132715
Mocking jeets with fucking AI slop, whitebros what is going on?

This was clearly done on purpose to have easy back doors

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>>110133850 >>110133931

What is jugaad

>>110133806
it just works
hack, make-do, hotfix into permanent

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>>110134243 >>110135078 >>110137059 >>110137838 >>110138613 >>110138644 >>110138652 >>110138666

Well that was a fun saga.

>>110133806
Chabuduo

>>110133898
Good job anon

>>110133898
noice

>>110133345
assphrase

>>110133898
I have kindly redeemed this image

>>110127254
holy based

>>110133280
get a new script, cumskin

>>110122594
Yes, yes (you) are.

>>110133898
fucking jeets

>>110137289
This is such a funny insult. Cum produces life, shit is waste. Even in your sad attempts at insults it just proves you cannot create. Ironic.

>>110138304
Have fun guzzling cum, preferrably of the bvll variaty

>110138327
Interesting how preoccupied you are with gay thoughts and interracial fantasy. You really do live up to the stereotype, jam boy.

>>110138341
All I hear is slurping noises coming from you

>Pathetic shitskinned poopjeet thinks he's hot shit
Lol
Lmao even

>We will put our efforts elsewhere instead of dissolve
Are they sure this shit works at all

>>110138358
*Slurping intensifies*

>>110131392
>corroborated primarily by uaing mathematical models facilitated by AI
guess they got some top izzat looter to run PR
bolt to start pointing blame to Ultimaco HSMs too

>the race that eats literal feces thinks it can talk down to the race that invented interstellar travel
it's almost cute if it wasn't sad.

explain like i'm retarded how this is an issue for non-thirdies.

>>110138498
nobody's invented interstellar travel yet

>>110138535
ackcyually, non-thirdies are the most affected by this shit because they import thirdies for their click-and-play programs
in this case, the dalits (a special kind of jeet that believes himself superior) shat all over the world with their retardation

>>110122614
I don't care anymore

>>110129363
Mozilla seems to be the first ones to start pulling out emudhra roots as a precaution, instead of just the compromised intermediate certs

>>110138535
>t.tech illiterate retard needs to be spoonfed
american universities use their certs LMAO
https://github.com/certifi/python-certifi/issues/439

>>110133898
>Sharpened Focus
>Core Enterprise Solutions

>>110138535
Because we let 70IQ subhumans on the internet enough to think we could trust them with infrastructure maintenance. Spoiler: we couldn't in fact trust them not to be incompetent.

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>>110133757
>okay agent glowhard, what's the backdoor?
>we set up an indian certificate authority

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>>110138652 >>110138998

>>110133898
you forgot to include the damage control piece

>>110138601
anon asked about non-thirdies

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>>110138644
>>110133898
anon...

>>110133898
So they are just going to fold that company and setup ePoo and start signing certs all over again. This time the key will be 8.

>>110137289
kys jeet

>>110138535
The certs were internet wide. Every browser, router, you name it, would have trusted them. They were not limited to India. Someone could have used it to man in the middle Google, Amazon, IRS.gov, anything.

And revoking the certs doesn't do anything. Everything has to be updated to specifically distrust these certs. Any devices that aren't or can't be updated will continue trusting these certs until they expire... in 2040.

>>110138644
I wonder if the fuck up caused the CA/Browser Forum to send them a "fix your processes or get the fuck out" ultimatum. The PR blurb mentions delivering "a full root-cause report" which is fairly pointless now and I don't think they'll bother following through.
>with Sharpened Focus on Core Enterprise Solutions
>Core businesses unaffected
This shit is AI slop. Disgusting.

>>110138998
What did you expect from a dalit corpo?

>>110139009
You do realize this is how the rest of the world views you, right?

>>110138848
>The certs were internet wide
Why does every device need to trust this CA specifically? It's clearly targeting an Indian market so a smart fridge sold in Europe shouldn't care about that root. Is there a list of sites that used emudhra certs?
https://packages.debian.org/trixie/ca-certificates
Part of the upgrade blast radius is caused by all the Linux distributions just ripping off the Firefox certificate store and shipping that as the OS store. There's no reason a server install in the US needs to have SSL trust for certs issued outside the US. At least distros have the option to remove certificates for CAs that users shouldn't trust but I think everybody should move to an opt-in model for CAs instead. I want the CAs to grovel for my trust instead of just taking it from me.

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They must have read this xkcd.

>>110139060
mostly because that's how the CA ecosystem was built, corps trust corps and collectively agree on who is trustworthy and who isn't
however this CA was cross signed with European CAs, and for whatever insane reason they were used by American universities and I believe Bank of America too
https://github.com/certifi/python-certifi/issues/439

>>110139029
>you
Who is this you? The idiots trying to cling to any izzat they can salvage from this retardation?

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>>110127396
They also read the stuff about trying to use muslims at the same time right?

>>110123394
A bank vault with a 48 digit combination lock, all set to 0 except for the rightmost number set to 4

>>110122614
How will Indians ever recover from this?

>>110129447
>"SAR NOT ME ONLY YOU SAR IZZAT DILAT!!!!!!"

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>>110132408
it goes bankrupt and six more take their place, all ran by people who have the same last name as the ones who fucked this up. of course, white libshits then proceed to use those companies unquestioningly because it may be heckin' racist to suspect the problem is a long-standing cultural problem to never check anything and subsist entirely off of fraud.

>>110127697
>>110133422
>>110129447
The part Saars don't seem to understand is that the way all of them see dalits is the same way all of us see all of them.

The caste system was also flipped on its head during their civil war and a bunch of brahmin saars were exiled to pakistan while a bunch of dalits promoted themselves to brahmin and permanently fucked up the caste systems they spent a thousand years cultivating. Scamsaar Shitbeep is now just as much as a certified brahmin as anyone else and its part of the reason the entire country collapsed multiple times over.

>>110127171
You underestimate how dumb indians are.