>>77589937
Cry me a river, idiot.

>>77589937
>warm up squats
>get to working set
>first set, feel like I have to poop
>poop
>cooled down
>dont feel like squatting anymore
>move to leg extensions

>>77589937
white women owe me sex

>>77590109
Yeah but they never deliver do they.

>>77590026
>no mention of going to the toilet in order to poop
You must be from India

Never understood the neurosis keeping people from shitting in public restrooms. I do carpentry, and end up using a portapotty shared by at least a dozen other dudes, meanwhile people have a nervous breakdown about using an office bathroom.

>>77590261
Aura loss

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>>77589937
Speak for yourself. I shit loud and smelly in the public toilets so that my pheromones will attract a mate. Women subconsciously judge you by the power of your farts, so if you're a soft tooter they just immediately assume you're a beta male.

>>77590026
>dont feel like squatting anymore
>move to leg extensions
For fuck sake anon, at least wipe down the equipment after you use it.

>>77590261
the single stall see through metal siding. you cant take your time and relax

>>77590570
>oh no, someone might see me taking a shit, that's so embarrassing!

Everyone shits, it's not a big deal. Honestly, if someone is watching me shit through a crack in the door, then they're the weirdo, and it's not my problem.

>>77589937
>go to gym, doing my routine
>doing machines for a bit, hot girl gets on treadmill
>stare at her ass, imagine fuckin
>she hops off after only like 8 mins, hmm
>do some more sets
>she comes back 15 minutes later and gets back on treadmill
I know you took a shit baby girl
>imagine her 15 minute shit for rest of workout

>>77590749
>then they're the weirdo
Oh yeeeah, not the full grown man with his pants around his ankles making dookie in public, grow up

>>77589937
I took a shit once too

Forced schizo spam

I got tired of having to lift while a log was waiting EVERY TIME. I don't know how my body does it, whenever I worked out I used to have the urge to poop. Mornings, lunch breaks, evenings, 1am at night, didn't matter. My innards are somehow highly attuned to physical activity and want to expel immediately, just typing this makes me need to poop. I had completely forgotten how it feels to squat or diddlylift without clenching your ass so you don't fart, ir god forbid accidentally release a live turd. Gym toilets are disgusting, people play shotgun while pissing and there are always syringes lying around.
Long story short, I just started pooping before going to the gym. Literal lifesaver. Sometimes I forget and I immediately pay the price.Just make it a habit of going before you leave for the gym.

>>77590261
I work in a female dominated office. The walls of each restroom is made of fucking drywall and you can hear everything. They always make jokes about hearing me piss (i piss a lot and with a lot of force, according to them). Imagine what could happen if they heard me farting and squirting diarrhea. As a side note, i also can hear them shit and piss and i find it hilarious, because as you may now, office environments are all about being a fake plastic grinning piece of shit, so its funny to hear becky from HR dressed on gucci and prada piss and shit all over the place.

>>77591479
Do a mass shooting at your office

>>77591502
Good try, glowie. But i prefer to undermine their selfsteem by abusing my power. Its like glass cannon character vs damage distributed along the time. The second one is more effective and deals more damage.

>>77589937
When I was in middle school I was at the gym with a trainer, and I had to go take a dump.
Shitting was always the number one enemy, thwarting all my attempts at fitness.
Anyways, when I came back he said he thought I'd gone home.

>>77591566
He meant mass shitting

>>77589937
home gym master race
never poop in public only at home or in the woods like god intended

>>77590570
>take your time and relax
a healthy gut means you just pop in and pop out. Maybe you're addicted to the internet like a goyim and want to go on your phone

>>77589937
95% of this board has irritable bowel syndrome
Go to any supplement thread
Go to any diet thread
Go to any thread about food
It always devolves into anons talking about diarrhea and bloating.
Always

>>77591693
ibs people are the only people who enter those threads in the first place

>>77591479
that sounds horrible

any of you lads ever clog a public toilet?
that's my biggest fear next to just straight up shitting my pants in public

>>77589937
Quit using random women as OP images. We know you're the same fucking faggot OF spammer and advertister.

Fucking faggot mods refuse to make this board usable. I got banned last time I said this out loud, which is the gayest thing that has ever happened on /fit/, which is saying A LOT

These threads are never, ever, ever organic.

>>77593064
I’m not advertising anything all the women I post are upstanding citizens and don’t have any career resembling anything like that

>>77593064
It’s the forced meme schizo. Legit 80% of the threads on the board are him

Ids the Williams faggot

>>77593088
Only about 20% I don’t make that many
I’m replying to myself btw

>I’m replying to myself btw

We know bro

>>77592767
IBS is a heavily correlated comorbidiy of Autism. And that's who posts on 4Chan.

>>77590261
Autistic paranoid niggas think they will get crabs from shitting on a public toilet

>>77590147
kek

>>77589937
still better than the vegan threads

>>77589937
I am 35 and I have never shat in a stall ever in my life. I will only ever shit in those single occupancy bathrooms.
Work sucks because I have to drive to the nearest Starbucks with those gender neutral bathrooms if I want to take a shit.

>>77593666
Okay then

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>>77593830 >>77593881

i was in an amusement park two years ago, some poor guy was in a bathroom with stalls and urinals just shitting and farting, i think we were like 5 other dudes in there trying to take a piss and wash hands

not only was he like loudly pooping, you could hear the pellets of shit hitting the water, but he was also farting at the same time, so he was releasing solid fecal matter and also foul ass wind at the same time, it was almost melodic as you could hear him poop farting, it almost felt like he was trying to silently fart too but how can you silently fart when you're ripping ass at the same time, it wouldn't have been nearly as funny if you could just hear some plopping in there but it was the violent farting combined with him shitting

i still think about it to this day

>>77593666
this is one of those weird mental illnesses that people have that i simply dont understand

>>77593778
My god i wish i were that toilet

>>77593666
In europe, there is no shortage of single occupancy bathrooms. All the stalls are literal closets you can lock yourself into.
I will never understand America's scat fascination having bathroom stalls you can crawl under to watch other people shit. They love scat so much, they openly shit themselves at their local walmart.
No wonder they are accelerating indian immigration, they fit right in.

>>77593869
Same story in Japan. In fact, their toilets literally have speakers built in to make noise so no one hears your bowel movements. Not to mention bidets everywhere in europe and japan while amerisharts continue to stuff paper pulp up their asses like crude tampons.

>>77590931
>not the full grown man with his pants around his ankles making dookie in public
Explain the connection between being an adult and using a public bathroom please. The class is listening.

>>77591479
>Imagine what could happen if they heard me farting and squirting diarrhea.
They would think "haha he's taking a shit lol" like you do with them and then move on? Wow the consequences. You're not a victim of your shitty environment, you're part of it.

>>77593778
I like this post. Reading the prolonged description of that random man's defecation made it seem like it lasted and lasted, amplifying the experience.