>hey anon, your blood results came back and woah buddy, your LDL cholesterol levels are through the roof! What have you’ve been eating big guy? >these liver enzymes results are a little concerning too…
>>77588767What a crap and useless thread.
6 EGGS A DAY?!?!
>>77588767LDL is a Jewish conspiracy. My chest pain and pimp dick are just from micro plastics
Anons am I fucked
these are the same kind of people who tell you to consume less salt
>>77588767thanks DEI doctor, but im gonna need a second opinion
>>77588916Stop eating all that cholesterol you fat fuck
>>77588918the 3rd leading cause of death is medical error, ill take my chances eating like humans have for millions of years thanks
>>77588831Mine was this except hdl was 51 and triglycerides 95
>>77588923Humans were not eating ultra processed foods and seed oils and added sugars for millions of years
>>77588927yeah, thats why i stick to meat, veg and fruit. but mostly meat, like humans have been eating for millions of years
>>77588943That’s a good diet to stick to
>>77588767
>>77588767R-rob? First the Kinoplex, then the local Subway Eat Fresh, now the hospital?!
>>77588831yeah it’s pretty bad. Not absolutely tragic tho. This will fuck you up in a decade or two assuming you’re still young. Means you have plenty of time to fix it and still get out with no permanent damage. Start at least spamming some omega-3 and eat more fiber.
>>77588767Robert went to med school?
>>77588927humans have been raiding bee hives for pure sugar syrup for millenia
>>77589225He's a talented man.
>>77588918I need to see proof that you have children, are not bisexual, own at least one firearm and hate Zionism.
>>77588918SIEG HEIL DOKTOR!!
>>77589180Lmaoo
>>77588927Just so we're clear, you think cholesterol is an ultra processed food, a seed oil, and an added sugar?
>>77589544>Hey bro, post a picture of your kids on the fitness board of an anime website for me.
>>77588923Humans died of heart disease at 60 for millions of years. Eat less, fatty.
>>77588831>17 hdlNigga, do you even
