>>77588001
>>77588006anyone got the one where they wrote a workout plan one word at a time and it came out like>coon hangings until failure
>>77588006
>>77588079how is this funny
Everybody wins
>>77588001I'm starting to think some of you fags on this board are not over the age of 18
>>77588417That might be five chin-ups altogether.
>>77588001you're one rep max
>>77588399the fatty has half breed niglets and they grow up to ruin chad and staceys neighbourhood
>>77589253op nuked from orbit
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>>77588399I literally look like the Tyrone in the picture with waves instead. I would gladly do this for $100 if anyone is interested.
>>77588399Now where's the original version where Jamal leaves with both girls
>>77589376>havent hit PRs in monthsah, so I'm save
>>77589297brown hands typed this
>>77589305KEK
>>77589305Interesting how the anti-misogynist/feminist types will insist that the things that the "manosphere" tell you to look out for are just stupid caricatures of women,and then,like clockwork,you start talking to girls and noticing all of the exact patterns you read about.Like 'suddenly cancelling a date'.
>>77589450Why to suddenly cancel a date?
Anyone have the comic of the guy shitposting, saying "what am I doing with my life?" then getting fit and going back to shitposting?
>>77589451>>77589450Don't plan "dates". Do fun shit you want to do and then open it up and invite her along, either way you're going to have a good time with or without her
>>77589468mmm the last peach
>>77589208>fwb mentions that she has trauma from previous relationship and it’s tied for her with balding >mfw I’m in trouble
>>77589287I did the opposite once>chilling in my room, playing vidya on a projector>landlord/mate invited a mutual friend to try his homemade gin>open my door, they’re in the kitchen outside >eventually they move to my room>mate goes to the bathroom >friend makes a vague gesture towards me, asks “may I?”>autistically pass her the controller>she spills spaghetti, says “I meant may I touch your bicep?”>mfw
>>77588400lol
Anyone got the greentext screencap that goes like>squat once>look like a clown for the rest of your life
>>77589780sadly not, but I have another legendary squat post
>>77589785He posted again a few months ago.
>>77589305This one is always my favorite
>>77588404I don’t appreciate this crude representation of myself
>>77588400i laughed
>>77589297What makes a well melanated gentleman like yourself come here
>>77588400the more i look, the funnier it getsthanks anon
>>77589754Kek
>>77589468>hey babe, I’m gonna be playing video games all day, then I’ll go to the gym and in the evening I’ll drink a few beers and watch the game, wanna tag along?
>>77589450How are you glycogen levels?
>>77588400Somebody should fill this out
>>77589468>Baby girl, I'm gonna head to the gym to do boxing for 4 hours, then head home to watch anime about cute girls, then play FF7 for the rest of the night. Should I pick you up at 2pm?
>>77589754:)
>>77589785Ah I know this one, thanks for posting. Yea not the one I meant but still a classic.
>>77589754Nice mire. What did you do after she felt the gains?
>>77589953Exactly fuck all then. Started dating her later, recently broke up after five years, shit is painful, should’ve left it at the spilled spaghetti stage
Gets me every time.
>>77589874>>hey babe, I’m gonna be playing video games all day, then I’ll go to the gym and in the evening I’ll drink a few beers and watch the game, wanna tag along?yeah, simply invite her over to watch the game and tell her to bring some drink, she knows whats up>>77589913>Baby girl, I'm gonna head to the gym to do boxing for 4 hours, then head home to watch anime about cute girls, then play FF7 for the rest of the night. Should I pick you up at 2pm?This one is harder to salvage, but just invite her over to watch whatever, if you dont want to smash dont ask her over, simple as
>>77589797I think I actually saw it. He said he just recently recovered lol
>>77589995would i be correct in my assumption that you havent dated a foid who was born in this millenium?
>>77590439lmao. I wonder if schizobot can even realize he has become a meme
>>77590446Secret little trick: only deal with women who actually like you and go out of their way to spend time with you
>>77588081What was the thought process here?
>>77590468Crushing this PR. With no survivors.
>>77590449he probably wants nothing more. schizos always have a grandiose sense of self and it makes them assmad to realize they are nobodies/outcasts
>>77590460but what if shes chopped
>>77590648idk just make sure you hang out in public so other girls become interested in you, getting approached at bars becomes infinitely easier if you're there with a girl who is clearly a bro
>>77590648Grind her for XP until you're ready to move on to a higher level zone.
>>77588412horror
Some more clips
That's all for today.
>>77589971Better to have loved and lost than reminisce on what could have been.
>>77588386Check the tabs.
>>77590648The outside's the only thing that matters. Nobody cares what's on the inside. If they did, I would have married that smart fat girl I used to have all those deep conversations with.
>>77590966no faggot, keep posting
>>7759105069%LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>77588418Never gets old
>>77589755> "what the fuck was he thinking"...anon... its time to let go. he's gone. stop blaming yourself
>>77591046Actually yeah, best five years of my life.
>>77590000
>>77590966>black barred phone videos from youtube top 100 epic gym fails compilation [funny]Please don't post these again
>trucryptholy shit i'm old
>>77591700And what was your contribution to the thread?
>>77591753Telling you to kys
>>77591778based
>>77590460>>77589995>>77589468This, seriously. This way of thinking is the way out of so much retardation and unnecessary shit
>>77588400Why is Dr falchi on here did he save people from dying horrible death? That's right vaccines are very scary I would not want to put chemicals in my body that's why I only use steroids. I am definitely not low IQ by the way
>>77590170Yeah I remember that lol he fucked up a basic squat so bad it took him out of the game for TWELVE YEARS
>>77590460Oh of course why didn’t I think of that.Alright go home fellas we figured it out, the answer to the problem of foid is… be 9/10+ facially.I need to find a gym for my face. No more skipping genetics day, my friend. Prenatal testosterone will no longer be neglected. I am going off to ensure all four of my grandparents are born attractive with genes for height and facial symmetry.I am such an idiot for skipping genetics day, what was I thinking??
>>77591050>average sex session lasts 3-10 minutesMore like 10 to 30 seconds
>>77589451See if you flip out to sudden unexpected nonpreferred changes. If you chimp out, they know theyre not safe with you in the future cuz something will eventually set you off. An early red flag checkThats a shitty cancelation and reason, though. Can get lunch anytime, or even an early dinner with her sister. Beach you need the right day, which might not be for a bit
>>77593418Its a stupid shit test. Lots of times youre looking foward to the date. Told other girls youre not available. Planned a reservation, etc. A man has every right to be upset if a woman suddenly says "I cant make it" the day of the date. Also if she doesnt try to reschedule then shes just a no commitment whore who wasted your time.
L O L
>>77593260This is actually a very good glute warmup. I would never do it in a public gym, though
>>77593694You're a clown
Few more clips
That's enough for today.
>>77593694LMAO
>>77594063thats a comic strip. hes a cartoonist
>>77590938Me in the back.
