Why don't normies realize left is stronger than right?
Nobody cares.
>>77587054This. OP sucks dick and would not be able to fuck any of them anyway
>>77586655Strength is not all that matters; right could run faster and wouldn't have a heart ACK as fast, if they weren't 2D drawings.
Lions are the king of the jungle despite hippos outlifting them. Hippos are instead best known for their belligerence and spray powershitting.
>>77586655I'm not a woman. Nor am I a homosexual (no shade to them). When it comes to womens' physiques I only care about how they make my penis feel. And that's not on some incel shit, it goes both ways too, women also don't give a shit about how much weight I can squat.
>>77586655Not all fatasses are secret powerlifters, in fact I'd estimate that less than half of 1% of them are. Cunt on the right has arms just as thick but much leaner, she's clearly stronger.
>>77587460>Not all fatasses are secret powerliftersfucking THIS!!!So many chubby guys at my gym walk around with their chest held high, only for me to see them max out with my warm up set. Most fat people are not strong, even the ones who lift.
>>77586655>huge tits and ripped abs at the same timeyeah no, either a tranny or fake tits roided freak.
>>77586655Stronger body odor perhaps. Got 'em!
>>77587460>>77587487I really dont understand this meme that all the fat people waddling around in walmart leaning on their shopping carts so their legs dont collapse should all be able to bench 3 plates for no other reason than that they're fat
>>77586655>powershitter cope threads #1812394128341
>>77586655I wish to fuck left
>>77587612Most of them can probably leg press 1.5-2x their body weight despite being fat as shit, but just don't use their arms/chest very much, and have a much less muscular upper body versus lower.
>>77587428Lions only have a successful hunting rate of 25%, which is why they resort to stealing other animal's meals all the time. The Chad hyena could never.
>>77587612MASS MOVES MASS
>>77588067>he picks the futa animal for the Chad of the jungle>meanwhile lions literally bully them for lunch money every day
>>77588067Get mogged
>>77586655But not pound-for-pound.
>>77588146Anon, I…
>>77586655Wheres the skinny potion?Anyway its not you fucking cope chugger
>>77588672It's called tribute.
>>77587428A hippo could kill a lion effortlessly and they kill more people in a year than lions do in a decade
>>77588852Exactly, functional strength in a bald fat raging powershitter animal vs. aesthetic strength in a strong hairlined alpha mogger aura king animal.
>>77586655Strength when it compromises aesthetics is massively overrated No one cares how strong a pig in a shirt isYou’re a pig
>>77587428lions don´t even live in the jungle & they have constant struggles with hyenas, sometimes get fucked by their own prey (buffalos) and have semi-struggles with honey badgers, a 7-15kg bushweasel. meanwhile hippos have ZERO natural predators and murk pretty much everything that enters their territory.i´m not saying that fatasses are secretly powerlifters, i´m just saying that your analogy is dogshit.
>>77588948You’re still not getting it, reality is arbitrary. Lions have reputation, appearance, vibe. They have relevance in human culture, representing bravery, honesty, and daring. They’ve appeared on battle standards, nation flags, and media branding. They are the king of the jungle despite living in the savannah. You hear “Lionheart” and it evokes a very different sense of a person who’s adopted the title compared to someone calling themselves “Hippoheart.” The males are relatively ineffective, lazy, and mostly focus on aura mogging other males rather than doing anything productive, and yes, they’re far weaker than a hippo. But if on this fitness board in 2026 I pose the question of whether you’d rather be the lion or the hippo, in modern society where being physically strong nets you far less than being physically attractive, I’d like to think the question (and any indirect version of it stemming from an analogy) would be pretty fucking clean.
>>77588672That's not a hyena, tardo.
>>77589554Hey where I’m from they aren’t an everyday occurrence, but I get it, if you can’t distinguish it makes the difference on whether you lose a goat or not.
>>77588948You’re mom’s a hippo
>>77586655why is there never just a normal slim girl option? why are (((they))) determined for me to pick a fat monster or an infertile varbie?
>>77588672>steals your lunch money
>>77586655>walk away from left at a light jog>waddles for a few feet, rolls her ankle and falls to the ground
