I hate the antichrist

>>77582879
im inbetween slutty vampire and slutty nurse. i went as slutty pirate last year, but ive also thought about slutty cop too. and also slutty angel and pic rel too

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>>77582916 >>77590418

>>77582891
YWNBAW

>>77582879
Dressing as Wesker because the theme is villains and fwb is dressing up as Ada Wong

>>77582901
thank god

>>77582879
Giant cuddly lifesized teddybear, because women always choose the bear

>>77582879
The key is to avoid buff characters because you'll always look smaller in comparison. You are better off as a jacked version of Link than a skinny Bane.

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>>77582879
It would be cool as hell to dress up as archer, but I am way too fucking pale for him. Vergil would be a better fit, maybe I could carry a lawnchair around.

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>>77583089 >>77583126 >>77584061 >>77587095

This shit is so easy to pull off and is so iconic, its basically cheating.
The reason you never see it is because people arent fit enough to pull it off and cant find thin enough black cloth to use as a mask.

>>77583083
who/what is this?

>>77583089
you never heard of nightmare man?

>>77583089
Netflix Daredevil. His costume begore he got his "real" costume.
The real costume was so shit in comparison they put him back to his initial one for the 3rd season.

>>77583083

My nigga. Done it 4 times now. Absolutely right, need to find the proper mask though. This year im 1966 Batman.

>>77582879
i am Catholic so i will be spending All Hallows' Eve visiting my grandparents' graves and going to mass.

my shr still kinda sucks so might not do a costume again :/

nothing. im in my mid 30s and dont have any friends, or a family, to go to any halloween party with.

>>77583153
finally someone like me

>>77582879
King Baldwin IV because I'm leaning into the fact I'm ugly lol

>>77583153
Lol it's fine. The only time I was invited to a party ever was... Well, never. But at one of the few social gatherings in someone's house I went to I met literally my ex wife lol. I bat a high percentage I guess
Keep your head up kid

>>77583153
>dress up
>show up to random party
>mingle

>>77582879
I'm a man btw. I'm not some troon. But I'm wearing the playboy bunny costume to show off my gainz

>>77583213
Fag.

>>77583153
you're not missing out much, women wear slutty clothes 365 days of the year now, Halloween is really for kids now

This pic reminds of this hot video from a long time ago of this lesbian forcing another lesbian to worship her ass really hard and they were both in playboy bunny costumes.

I wish I could find that.

>>77583344
I think i remember that. Did tbey end it buy fucking her ass?

>>77583089
Nightman from the "the nightman cometh"

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>>77582879
I went as future mark and my wife went as Anissa (she's 8 months pregnant).
I get 2 Halloweens this year and will be using the same costume again.

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>>77582879
I wasn't in shape until after university so I missed all of this in junior high, high school, and university. My life has zero purpose. I live innawoods by myself, KHHV. I will perish alone. To all you younger guys, get fit, take roids, whatever you can, you only have a very short window in which you can ascend into normiehood and have endless access to pussy. If you fuck up, you can't gain young love and experience back.

dom from one of -sir's comics with the abs cutout and labeled glory hole
or red ranger morphsuit

>>77582885
>the antichrist
>the

Christlarper. Antichrist isn't singular.

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Either this or Hentai Kamen

>>77582879
You know what? Thank you for posting coombait OP. I lost my spark. Nothing has even been like a carrot on a stick for me. I’ve been laid plenty. I’ve had random hookups I’ve gotten my dick sucked without asking or even thinking I had a chance with the chick I’ve done it all. I’ve been hard pressed to find motivation to go as hard as I used to, to be as strong as I used to and get as lean as I used to be when I had all that sex. But the one thing I have never had which I’ve always wanted is to fuck a Halloween slut. I want it so bad. Thank you for giving me something to work towards for next year. Idgaf if she’s dressed like a bunny or some retarded shit as long as she’s slutty looking with a nice ass

>>77583809
>I live inna woods by myself
Well good to see you’re trying to really be around people to get rid of the KHHV status. Let me guess you also work remotely and have a home gym too

>>77583083
>iconic
Lmao.

>>77583131

Most based answer in the thread. Respect your ancestors, embrace tradition.

>>77583131
Gay

I think im in love with the girl on the left

I'll be dressed in full Hamas gear
;) as a joke haha... totally... :)

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>>77584611

I'm dressing as Chris Hansen and I'm going to print out texts from my friends to bully them about
>So help me out here, you thought Patriots going for O Line in the first round was a bad idea. Walk me through this. You saw our Superbowl, why would a team like that not need trench play?

>>77584607
Lmfao.

>>77582879
My wife picked out a roman gladiator costume for me but the breast plate is chopped. I even said "this moulded plastic chest is worse than my real chest" and she laughed.

>tfw wearing armor designed to make me look weaker to hide my power level

>>77584669
You should have picked out a burka for her

>>77584690
>tfw wearing a male burkha to hide me from the other milfs

These girls look so young to me now, idk what I'd even talk to them about... "heh, so how are your studies going?" jesus im getting old

>>77583349
I can't remember, it was like 5 years ago and I found on Thumbzilla.

I just remember I, myself actually laughing mid-way through because of how aggressive she was forcing this chick's face into her ass.

It was a white and asian chick, whitey on top.

If someone finds it and posts a link, I will wish them 1000 years of good luck and all the izzat in the world.

>>77582879
i have never been to a non-relative's-birthday party of any kind in my entire life
i havent dressed up for halloween since i was 13 either
i also have no friends

>>77584905
pretty much same here. im in my mid 30s. people who can go to halloween parties and talk to these hot slutty girls in costumes and even have sex with them the same night are like a different species from me. i hate being alive.

>>77584924
i just want to be near people that i can smile and relax around, to act jovial without being deathly afraid of their hatred for my being annoying. i want to fucking live

>>77582879
if you're a girl and you're the one on the right, how can you live whilst being friends with the one on the left
no man will ever look at you the way they do at the girl on the left
your boyfriend will always make eyes for your "best friend" and secretly wishes he could be with her
this must be horrible

>>77583354
where's his troll toll?

>>77584951
I'd be ok with either of them

>>77582879
>dance off on the bar
>go hitler, it's your birthday
Jacked Hitler

>>77584985
I would go for right but unfortunately it looks like we're settling on left

>>77584994
right is literally ugly
not even a 5

>>77585001
She'll do for a plap

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>>77586894

>>77582879

>>77585001
Kek post face

>>77582879
i dont celebrate halloween

>>77584669
Take a dremel to it and carve it in a way that shows the real body beneath

>>77582879
>wearing Halloween costumes after the age of 13.
Fucking weirdo.

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>>77585582 >>77585814

>>77582879
Im going as this, but the shirt is gonna say "Occasionally Goon" because I think "Never Goon" would be disingenuous

>>77585570
My favorite is the "Trvecel" one.

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>>77582879
no better way of showing off my gains than hanging from the ceiling shirtless

>>77585693
You never know how good things truly could be if you stopped being a self hating faggot

Get behind me Satan

>>77585570
you got a pic of that senpai?

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>>77585830 >>77586009 >>77590453 >>77590579 >>77590583

da mallard

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>>77585851 >>77586009 >>77591010 >>77591053

>>77585820

>>77583131
Pray for me my brother in Christ I jacked off twice today

>>77585830
Lmfao.

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>>77586321

>>77585582

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>>77585820
>>77585830

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>>77582879
That is one thicc and juicy ass on the left. I wouldn't mind it if she sat on my face and started farting directly into my nostrils if you know what I'm saying.

>>77582879
idk, my gf just broke up with me, but her group of friends that I know, and my cousin and his group are likely gonna meet up, so not sure what to do...

>>77582891
sh-show :3

>>77586107
Show up in a ghost costume and say you're ghosting her

>>77583153
Same here. Since Halloween is on the weekend I might go to the bars and people watch

>>77584327
t. Bullied in high school

>>77582885
Is it the antichrists fault you cant fuck the women you would like to?

>>77586243
I hate the antichrist

>>77585866
Only the absolute Chaddest of Men can wear this.

>>77586163
Kek, my mate said the joke was shit, but I liked it.

>>77583211
Unironically the best thing you could do. It's the only time of the year you can crash parties with no consequences.

im so pathetic that even when i was in college from 2010-2014, you know the heyday of dating apps and before everyone was glued to their phones 24/7, i didnt really do anything for halloween. i think a few years i tagged along with my roommates and their friends to parties but i stuck out like a sore thumb, pretty much just sat in a corner barely doing anything. it made me want to kill myself even more because even alcohol and halloween costumes and such wont make up the fact that you're ridiculously self-conscious and insecure about what a pathetic loser you are.

>>77582879
I'm gonna dress up as a male stripper and give lap dances to one person and then leave

>>77582879
That's my god damn wife take this post down

>>77586404
you're like an abused dog thats been abused to the point it wont even try to escape, even if the door was wide open. Drop all the woe is me bs, stop behaving like an abused trauma victim socially. Stop being so self-centred and self-absorbed that you're locked in your own skull.

>>77582879
Last year I got into a fight because some queer was trying to mog me and was being a dick about me hitting on his girlfriend. If she says yes there's nothing you can do bro, but now I have to 540 back kick someone at a Halloween party of course I'm not happy about it.

>>77582879
I want to engage in xxx-tier acts with left. Sexo phenotyperino.

This stuff makes me realize how subhuman I am. Blows my mind that guys can go to Halloween parties from young ages surrounded by women who are deliberately dressed like complete whores like the sluts in OP's photo and can converse with them and even get with them sexually. i couldnt even imagine it

Was being hercules but the etsy costume I purchased looks like shit and I'm not sure what to do by Saturday to either fix it or replace it

Isn't halloween supposed to be scary? When the fuck did people start dressing up as super heroes and shit?

>>77586656
Villains are usually less well fed gigahomos you could do some Steven segull shit to and they are also less intelligent somehow

>>77582879
I have been trying hard for a year and it is better than expected

>>77586754
One year is nothing

>>77586656
Decades before your parents were born, anon.

>>77586311
Why? You’re a larping indian, shouldn’t you hate Shiva or some other unga-bunga deity?

>>77582879
im making my own sonichu medallion for my chris chan costume. im not kidding

>>77586740
>dem eyes
Uncanny valley vibes, brother…

>>77585060
Bassed fire n ice enjoyer

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>>77584902
>be me (40) chatting to girl who works at local market
>ask if she's doing anything for halloween
>"I'm dressing up as wonder woman and going out with friends"
>"like, trick or treating?"
>"...no, uh... clubs and bars and stuff"

Fuck man she didn't look old enough to drink

>>77582879
Man, I miss going out for drinks and banging easy sluts
Bringing them home, removing their clothes and seeing them there all ready for my enjoyment gave me such a high
Too bad I'm 40 now, which is basically 70 in the eyes of young sluts, and nobody attractive even goes out anymore
Getting old sucks

>>77583083
>marvel super hero costume
>iconic
it aint 2015 anon, nobody gives a shit about marvel anymore

>>77586740
lads should I go to Korea for Halloween? anyone done that? seems like the nightlife there is great

seems like Japan essentially banned all the fun parties, looking for a new place to go

>>77586909
you easily could have played this off in a fun way

>>77586740
Never underestimate the classics

Also…
My wife and her dressing as bunnies as I dress in an (open) smoking jacket to show of my physique
>everyone at the party knows we will FMF later
>t. Natty 7.75x5.75” 6’3” mid-Chad
>you’re now imagining my cock and body
>you’re now picturing watching me fuck both of them
>this thought will recur to you for the rest of your life
>read this over again

>>77583153
haha.. imagine

>nobody has posted the DYEL Bane yet
/fit/ is so fucking lost man...

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>>77587160
you could've posted it yourself instead of whining, you faggot

>>77582879
are these girls of age?

>>77586656
It's still scary i mean look at this bug >>77586740

>>77585358
Why the hell wouldn't I?

>>77582879
Probably dress up as a black person then run for prime minister

>>77583822
GUYS LOOK OUT THERE'S A SKELETON HERE

>>77583153
Went to a block party last year in a gay area. Kind of hoped to find some fag hags, it was mostly guys. One woman did say she liked my costume, as I was leaving through the crowd.

>>77586740
She needs sleep.

>>77587998
There's a skeleton in each of us.

If I knew of any parties or places to go, I'd dress up as Casey Jones. A hockey stick and small golf bag or whatever would be the hardest to find. I also couldn't find a similar mask, just a regular hockey mask.

>>77582879
halloween is the only acceptable day to wear blackface

>>77584982
For the boy's hole?

>>77588075
AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE

>>77583829
Lurk.

>>77586240
Not greentexting it means it refers to you, newfag.

>>77587146
You get more and more pathetic.

>>77587695
>person

>>77587122
Well, I kinda did. I just told her not to forget her ID.

>>77582879
I thought the average age of this board was like 35 lol. How are you fuckers still going to Halloween parties?

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>>77588073
nigga that's just aegyosal you uncultured beast

>>77588263
They are larping

>>77588263
I'm 42 and got a Halloween party to attend this Saturday.... The trick the people hosting and everyone else attending is probably mid 30s at the youngest lol. Never too old to party, and I'm probably gonna fuck some worn out old roasty while I'm there #yolo.

>>77587117
will you risk the korean body pile of death? as a gaijin your survival rate is alot higher though.

>>77588263
Your 30s is exactly when you can do fun stuff. I'm going on a haunted pub crawl then to a club night.

>>77586886
You're gonna get cursed bro. Make it blue so it's a Sonic medallion.

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I work at a local store front shop on a popular market street. I'm going to dress up as Harry Potter and pass out candy to kids while playing video games on my laptop.

these threads always feel uncanny for non-americans and non-anglos in general, maybe not the concept of a dress up party per se, but rather seeing it as something completely natural, obvious, non-negotiable
for others it's an interesting novelty but it's usually the most extroverted normies who bother to partake, the rest can't be arsed

>>77582879
I'm gonna be a Dudley

I bought a roman soldier costume at spirit halloween because I'm a lazy faggot. May or may not show off my gains I haven't even tried it on yet.
I think my nephew will think it's cool though. I bought a plastic sword to go with it so I'll give it to him at the end of the night.

Sometime soon I'm going to go all in on a wizard cosplay and start wearing it around town. I already have a hat, just need robes n shit.

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>>77589160 >>77589202 >>77590557 >>77592452

Me and my tombro are Illidan and Dungeon Crawler Carl! The whole family had a ton of fun making our annual costumes. Whoopee!!!

>>77589146
Ain’t no way bro posted his actual family on this degenerate image board

>>77589146
Try deleting this if it's not too late, if it's real that is.

>>77589202
It’s too late, everything on 4chan is archived. In case you guys didn’t know, nothing is actually ever deleted since it’s archived.

>>77588073
She needs my dick.

>>77589160
>>77589202
Are you stupid or autistic?

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>>77582879
I will be wearing my work uniform from 12-10pm, coming home and getting drunk by myself.

I'm now 34 and pretty much way too old for Halloween parties anyway, but every time the holiday comes around I reflect back on my pathetic life and how I've really never been to any Halloween parties and had the typical experiences people have dressing up, hitting on the girls dressed like sluts, making out or having sex with them. One of the most social and whore-ish holidays there is and even in my teens and 20s I never did anything with it. Put a bullet in my head.

>>77589370
I would trade an evening by the bonfire with a handful of good friends over that hedonist debauchery. Dopamine receptors burn out eventually.

>>77588073
Anon RUN. They're closing in on you right now!

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>>77587998

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>>77582879
White Pharaoh.
Just need to find a headdress, a skirt, and a brown qt. Maybe a shirt.
Basically the only part I already have is sandals.

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>>77592214

hitler

>>77582901
>pic
>YWNBAW
retarded and wrong, your words are worthless you subhuman incel

>>77582917
>because women always choose the bear
LMAO no, keep coping you fat fuck

>>77585820
Based as fuck

I forgot this was the normie board. I’ve never been to a party at 31 years old

>>77589146
>do not enter
You should fenter her

>>77585820
Can you post a close up of your feet?

>>77585820
Also post your bulge in those leggings, thanks

>>77582879
Wreck it Ralph

>>77585830
golden

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>>77591545

what do you guys think about my stume?

>>77585830
If I take that off, will you die?

>>77590457
Me neither.
What would you go as if you did?

>>77591030
>*knocks on door*
van or bomb!

>>77590457
That’s not something to be proud of, reject

>>77588263
Because i know people and spend time outside my home.

>>77582879
i will be jane doe
i am dying my hair red rn and filling my inflatable arms
after that ill not go the halloween party because i was disinvited.

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>>77590099
Jacked hitler

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>>77592224 >>77592245 >>77594374

>>77582879
>What costumes will /fit/ be wearing for Halloween to show off their gains?
I'm going to a sex party

>>77592218
I would genuinely cringe if I saw a man wear this irl. People who go to sex parties are the cringiest people alive ngl

>>77592218
>I'm going to a sex party
imagine the smell

>>77592245
It must smell disgusting, probably a mix of onions due to unwashed armpits, feces due to unwashed ass and fish due to unwashed pussy

>>77592256
dont forget cheetos lost in fat folds and penises covered in chocolate fudge

>>77592257
>penises covered in chocolate fudge
Dude please I’m eating

>>77592224
Hedonists do not have souls, they are hungry ghosts devoid of Gods grace

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>>77582879
There is only one that can suit my vibe.
Alas, I quit drinking last year and dodged every party invite not to be a fucking debbie downer.

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>>77589146
>illidan
nigga you could've at least got some body paint. You just look like a dude with horns. Yuo didn't even bother to make the Warglaives of Azzinoth out of cardboard?

yuo were not prepared...

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>A few days ago
>"oh fuck I don't have a Halloween costume
>Go to Spirit Halloween
>Almost buy a pimp costume until I realize it doesn't have pockets
>Still don't have a Halloween costume
I think I'm going to go to Hot Topic and just buy some Halloween shirt, probably Nightmare Before Christmas or something. Sorry bros, I'm lame. I'm going to get wasted at a club and then strike out with girls at an afterparty rave till sunrise.

Also I've been meaning to dress as a Decker/Matt Miller for years, but I'm way too lazy to put a costume together.

>>77583822
holy based

>>77586163
lmao

>>77592181
Oh wow you have friends, that's so impressive and rare! Do they know you lurk incel imageboards?

>>77592970
nta but mine do! Most of them browse different boards, its how we all met

>Have had a strange cough for a few days but felt fine
>About an hour ago started feeling feverish
please god no, Halloween is my favorite night of the year

>>77593239
Spooky things are happening, inside your body

>legs are obliterated by adductor machine

go on without me bros

>>77582879
Nothing, I hate everyone and everything. I should go as the dude from Hatred and go shoot up a club or bar. Also, Halloween is gay as fuck.

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>>77592218
gay or straight

i'm druuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunk

>>77582879
I wore blue sweatpants and a blue tanktop with a flesh colored oval printed on it and said I was sonic the hedgehog. It was a hit and I was mogging everyone with my arms.
Once I achieve lean pill, I will cut the oval out so that my abs are just on display instead.