You are literally shackled to time via a chain around your wrist. They call it a 'watch' because it's your overseer, making sure you adhere to your schedule like a good goy. Slaves literally pride themselves on how much money they can spend on the fanciest shackle to wear around their wrist.And the best bit? They all look fucking terrible, but you keep deluding yourself that it's signifying class or taste. Watches are the ultimate goy toy. I never wear a watch.
They call it greenwich mean time because there's a mean witch called time and she rapes you
>>18787958This was probably a lot funnier in your head
>>18787958>never wear a watch.Yeah, unironically just look at the sky. Only wear bracelets made of shiny metals, king shit and such.
>>18787959is she green?
>>18787958t. unemployed
>>18788005Based
>>18787990Brown, she's in England after all.
>>18787958So you're not a goy? Welcome.
>>18787958you have tattoos?
