Every time I go to a new barber, they give me a new haircut because they ask me how I want it and I don't know what to say other than "half long"How do you even describe a haircut?
Transgenders have that same hairline but comb forward to cover the dome and think theyre cooking
>>18787133A photo
"just trim the split ends, thanks"take the long hair pill anon
>>18787133G.. Greta??!?
i feel your pain. this is why i gave up on haircuts. i've even tried telling them not to ask me how i want it and to just do something with it because i dont understand hair and anything i ask for will just make me look like a nerd because i am fashionably retarded. but every single fucking time they refuse. and now many years later im bald and now its too late. i never once in my life had "good hair". maybe i wouldn't be an incel if the barbers and hairdressers stopped asking me what i want. i want to not look like a fucking nerd, but i am incapable of understanding how not to look nerdy in the same way as some people struggle with calculus or coding, we're just not all wired to be smart at the same things. and some of us just arent wired for understanding hair ok, just choose for me. fuck. well too late anyways. the people that understand hair refuse to help and refuse to understand how some people cant understand hair. being hair-retarded has ruined my life and there's no support or understanding out there for those who are dumb at hair.
>>18787133You don’t. Most “haircuts” are literal fantasies. Or copes. You are a male, your hair does not work like a woman’s hair. Your hair follows a natural “shape” and seconding that is literally the only thing you should do. Getting your sides too short? having a fucking fringe? getting a mohauk? All of this is hilarious cope. Artificiality, forced shit. Every single /fa/ggot who talks about ««« haircuts »»» on here reveals to be a colossal retard.Just a quick example: most people on here will assume the guy in pic related went to the barber shop and asked for that “haircut”. Actually, he just let his hair grow that way, which is the natural fold it gains. There is no such thing as “haircuts” except for forced and retarded ugly shit.
>>18787227this makes sense. mines the comment above yours. and your explanation is the only way i can make sense of hair. i was born with nerd hair, it cant be fixed. same as my nerd face and nerd eyes. chad is born looking good and looks good in all outfits and doesn't have to understand hair. everyone else is shit out of luck and can only wait until sex robots are mass produced or prostitution is fully legalized if they ever want to have sex ever again.
Just grow it out and get a fucking perm
If you have a good barber (they're extremely rare) you can work with them over a series of appointments to dial in a hair style for you. Pictures do wonders if you can get multiple angles. You can have reference points on your head about to which length to cut your hair. I tell mine to have the front hit the eyebrows, side to hit middle of my ears, back I just tell him to leave me some shag and he knows by now what I mean by that. I tell him how to build the layers at which angle. I did this with him for years. Then one day I saw one of the barbers working for him had a great haircut and I just said give me that. Has worked wonders. It's really hard to find a good barber who will do stuff to your hair that you ask and doesn't just follow "rules". I've told mine to do something and he tells me hey listen if I do this it might look like this and sometimes he's been right and sometimes it worked out. Barber I had before him would just ignore what I would ask of him and do what he felt is right and I was never satisfied. My current guy? I stare in the mirror for like 10 minutes when I get home looking at how good I look.
>>18787133This guy is awesome. I love a character who commits to a funny haircut like that.
>>18787227Right. Some prettyboy fashion model just 'lets it grow out'.
