Previous >>18684906He traded his Rolex for an Apple WatchIs there an any anymore chad move?
>there are now a dozen different watch threads because spergs don't know how to behave and at least one of those spergs has mod/janny powers
Your watch is the most important item you wearIf you do not wear a good watch the rest of your fit is irrelevent
>>18733568Why does this fag refuses to share his collection?All we know is a red BB58 and a Grand Seiko
>>18733574He talks about watches in his collection all the time.
>>18733576He has never showed a SOTC
>>18733574Because he's an AD
>>18733578So? Se still doesn't "refuse" to share his collection. If you listen to him there are like a dozen watches he talks about owning all the time.
Bunch poorfags itt who don’t even own watches
>>18733582>he talks about owning all the time.Show the collection or stfu teddy.
>>18733556>chadWhy do you keep doing this? What the fuck? Why is there a thread devoted to fucking watch reviewers? 'Chad' is fucking retarded.
what watch is Alex Jones wearing?
>>18733871my humble guess
>>18733879but maybe an older model, considering the date position
>>18733881I also first thought Tag Heuer, but the logo is slimmer and it looks like it has a separate part at top? Also double bars at 12.Could it be some Tudor?He has it here:https://youtu.be/xvqdhphHrh0I just came across a meme (from this particular interview) where he rates something and it caught my eye, imo fits him really nice there.
>>18733891It doesn't look like a Tudor.I'm 90% sure it's a Carrera, there's different versions with slightly different markers or date.
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>>18733897ah damn yea guess u're right. thanks
>>18733879>>18733881>>18733895>We have aquaterra at home
>>18733556I cannot stand the way that man speaks. As if he's a fucking authority on anything. He seems so taken with himself, so matter-of-fact about his simplistic and predictable opinions. Most British people are cunts and that one has no humility about him.
>>18733568ahahhaah tthat fucking onionsface
>>18733936Tag Heuer will always be a mall brand for me.I don't get the hype.
>>18733944Heuer was a legitimate watch company, then some faggot bought it and put his own name in front of it and started trying to market the brand by getting rappers and shit to wear blinged out oversized shitters in the 90s.
>>18733719There is infinite content for this threadLike 95% of watch reviewers are nasty looking motherfuckers. There's a scientific study to be done about this.
It's like they think it's a hack not to fix their overall look, not going to the gym and so on.
And the smugness of wearing a 20K watch on you, while being a 2/10 on looks...I guess it's the closest feeling to packing a huge dick and no one around you knowing why you act so confident while looking like shit.
this one is basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch/hhNlgcaSMDY
>>18734262People respect big dicks. No one respects a cuck like that with a 20k watch.
>>18733556Apple Watch is peak the luxury traditional watch remains relevant because being *unplugged is the new luxury different circumstances determine whether it’s ideal to plug or unplug change my mind
Apple partners with Hermes
Hermes
>>18734418>>18734419>>18734421trash
>>18734418I actually like this.
>>18734451i think they can look /fa/ but desu i do not care for the Hermes i deeply enjoyed my leather magnet band and stainless steel band on mine i lost it riding my bicycle from amsterdam to germany
>>18734453Left was my watch face 100% of the time
haters will say this is not /fa/
>>18734459You just know the techonology will be obsolete in 4 years top.People buy watches that can last centuries.Louis XVI's clock strill works. Your Hermes smartwatch will literally be in the dump in 10 years.
>>18734464they recycle them p well? you’re not wrong i believe apple intends to make the bands everlasting rather than the entire watch
>>18733942This is his wife whom has already shit out one of his kidsAre you laughing now?
>>18734604she's already fat
>>18734640
>>18734604do you see the upper lip in conjunction with other features
>>18733944>>18733947Anyone who'd pay over $1K for a plastic quartz is a grade-A moron.
>>18734324But they can't see your dick so how can they "respect" it? And if someone has special pants on to showcase his dick, I DISrespect him for it. So really there's no way to win. I guess someone who sees the dick can respect him for it. His doctor maybe.Retard.
>>18734462That watch is not the fashion board.Oh, it's a "smartwatch". It's not a watch at all. That's a computer monitor displaying software. Left to run it would be out of power in a couple days if you were stranded.
>>18734604Oh shit, well that changes everything. I suddenly respect Teddy because you think his wife is attractive. LOLOL
>>18734652Yeah, that's normal of you to have pics of a watch reviewer's wife on your hard drive. Totally ordinary behavior here!
>>18734744The fact that you can't imagine anyone seeing your dick says more about you than you understand.
>>18734746why are you here why are you so stupid
>>18734808How would anyone see my dick? It's impolite to show it in public. I don't think you even have one. Or you don't live in a society.
>>18734029Maybe if he didn't spend $60,000 a week on stupid watches he could afford his own washer/dryer.
>>18736618>the slightly downturned lugs are compact and purpose-driven, while visually it's more restrained.I fucking hate the way this guy describes $40 shitters. There is no watch too cheap for him to lavish praise on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sH-5g7xixQ"DUDES can't be late." -Mr. Dude Watch
>>18736618This man should grow a mohawk
>>18736704I have 5 watches on that list.
>>18736704I like the difference between his thumbnail and his actual face.Peak delusional boomer, kek
>>18733568You now remember the time when Teddy tried to branch out into being a Fragrance guyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NofMxCOVM9k
>>18734604She’s gorgeous god damn
>>18733936Carrera > Aquaterra
>>18735893This guy is from my country. He just went to Switzerland and made it.
>>18738017Don't go watching Ben's Watch Club's previous channel.
>>18736884kekMy dentist is the same way. In his ad in the local paper he uses a photo from 15 years ago. He looks like the difference between Biden when he was a first term VP and when he was finally president.
>>18738702No one gives a fuck whether or not you buy a watch. These guys are here for those of us who do enjoy the hobby. Go back to rating purses and blouses, fag.
>>18739270bruh watches are an accessory one of the few accessories for literally *all times of men, it’s /fa/ relevant
>>18739283types*
>>18739270Your argument is tired and useless. Watch threads are not leaving. There'd be no traffic here at all if it were just homosexual clothing discussion. Get over it. Stop protesting.
>>18740306this is me homeless in Dublin trying to escape the CIA, and I’d have love to have worn something like…
>>18740319this, or maybe….
>>18740322this. idk how you can deny a nice watch elevates, or helps cultivate a vibe.
>>18740325No, he’s not. He’s an actual schizophrenic man who posts here and on other boards. I know because I saw him on /pol/ before.
>>18740333i forgive you for not believing in gang stalking i didn’t believe it was real until it happened to me either i even struggled with my own sanity before it became so blatantly obvious they were torturing me
>>18739931him on the left
Here is a real pathetic oneThere was David Spade on Theo Von once, and during the whole interview he tried to flash is gold Rolex.No one gives a fuck about his Rolex, so at one point he just say "oh that, it's just my gold Rolex", cringe as fuck.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs1X92HVRO0&t=4301s(couldn't be bothered to find the exact moment)
>>18740350he was probably being paid for product placement industry calls it a “shameless plug”
>>18740352Yeah, sure, ROlex will pay some has been comedianI got the moment kek (57:14)https://youtu.be/zs1X92HVRO0?si=cMdnSzLgZSTuvtl0&t=3434Out of nowhere he says to himself "What's that? OMG that's a Rolex". Small dick energy, AWKWARD AS FUCK
>>18740354how are you not aware of luxury brands doing this?
>>18740355Rolex gives watches to Federer, DiCaprio, Zendaya... not fucking David Spade kek
>>18740354It’s a script he’s paid to read. You think he randomly realized he was wearing a Rolex watch?
>>18740358He was trying to flash it, like the small dick Boomer he is.
>>18740361no one in that level of wealth and fame gives a single fuck about a Rolex
>>18740361You’re completely retarded if you think David Spade was doing an interview and he naturally just stopped to brag about his watch.
>>18740362No one in general gives a fuck about a Rolex, except the person wearing it.You will never get compliments for wearing a watch.
>>18740364Spade is like Tony Hinchcliffe, they have an inferiority complex that is never leaving them.They are good poster-boys for Rolex.
i'll do a segway here, because every stand up comedian seems to be wearing a luxury watch these days.The most obvious one, the one who started it all
>>18740370i'm pretty sure Rolex doesn't pay this fat fuck
>>18740371
>>18740372
>>18740373this one fits his vibe
>>18740378Yeah and those influencers pushed all the wrong things, they pushed the watches as "investments", they pushed "watch collections" for normies.No one needs 5 or 10+ watches. People used to wear one watch and only replaced it when it was busted, like you only had one car at a time.
Kanye west with his Cartier crash Nigga Heil Hitler
Ladies size Cartier watches are back in style now.
they torture meno one helps
>>18740514i wish i could burn gang stalkers alive
>>18740524they gang stalk me irl
>>18740463>Ladies size Cartier watches are back in style now.No. The Crash comes in one size. You're wearing a (non-working) ladies' Tank.
>>18740533The original 60s one was 43 mm case btw. Look it up
>>18740531it’s infinitely worse than that they have gang stalked me in 9 countries now
>>18740306It IS an argument. One that we have clearly won. You can bitch and moan all you like about watch threads encroaching on your idea of "fashion", but nothing is ever going to change. Get used to it.
>>18740463You are insufferable. Why don't you stop posting that? Everyone is sick of you.
>>18740519If any of it was actually happening you could prove it. Sorry, the law enforcement in your area is not "in on it". You're insane.
>>18740536It would be far cheaper just to kill you.None of it is real.
>>18740551that’s the levels of evil we’re talking about they enjoy torturing people
>>18740549Please don’t talk that way about Ye. He has enough problems with the Nazi allegations without you calling him annoying.
>>18740463
>>18740550>>18740551there’s infinity proof the authorities refuse to respond or cooperate because they’re responsible
>>18740350His entire style of humor for the last 40 years has been "being a cunt." This is what he does.
>>18733568I'm pretty sure shoes are more important
Who has the most punchable face in the game?
>>18744915>the gameDon't.
>>18744915No competition
>>18744915>>18745624Imagine a watch debate between those fuckers
>>18733936Carrera is based desu. We can’t name one thing that makes omega better except price and muh moon and James Bond. F1 and racing is better >>18733944
>>18740354>>18740357Could be true. Look up the talent agency. These deals are worked out my agents in packages. You want Zendaya sure but you need my guys spade and Taylor swift too.
>>18733936EWWWW, you wear aN oMEga AqUAteRRA?!??https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhNlgcaSMDY
>>18747973>We need David Spade and Jim Gaffigan as Rolex ambassadors.>What about Andrew Dice Clay?>We can't afford him.
>>18733568His obsession with the Omega Globemaster should be studied.
>>18748664It's a nice watch
those are cool human beanstheir content is fresh
>>18748668why do they lume the hands of light faced watches?I can't consider any watch that doesn't at least offer a max viz option to be a real watch company. They are a ticking sound producer. For, if the eyes are starved of watching the time, then what is a "watch" but a "hear"? And why would I listen to a fool?
>>18746684why does rolex have the stupid mercedes hour hand sometimes? It's literally ugly.The only watch in that selection that's worthy of MY wrist is the omega with the stupid chrono, which is pointless and retarded and shouldn't be there, but here we are.
i did it /wt/. also batman and yg day date and a personal favorite couple datejusts.go AP or Patek next? VC not as big of a draw.
This guy has really grown on me.
James buys and reviews watches in the price range I'm comfortable with.
>>18749088$50?
>>18748971Can you not see the indices fine? Are you colorblind?
>>18749089You haven't seen the channel.
>>18749108and never will.
>>18733556kek, i got a feeling he shared this photo for this thread.
>>18734604Cute good for him
>>18750329Lmao looks like he’s about to shoot up a Vegas concert for Mossad
>>18750366Why would "Mossad" do that? You fucking schizo.
>>18733556I thought this was Mew2king at first.
>>18752222Anti Israeli Saudi prince was in attendance and Netanyahu two major foreign policy goals since 2008 have been destroy Iranian regional power and normalize relations with Saudi Arabia
>>18753109This guy is the king of buying stolen watches
>>18733568>>18738017
>>18753977>Guys, wasup?
>>18753109>what’s this??? *bangs box with his hand*>oh my*pat pat slam* *picks up box drops it*>yeah that’s… oh. Yeah *drops the box again and tears the lid*>pfft. Wait… it’s a zenith movement. Let’s hope>*throws leather case off table and slams the watch down*>*rattles the bracelet*>yeah it’s a nice one alright oh god is that…>*drips bagel and grabs eye magnifier>*begins to shake*>*slams watch down*>*picks it back up*>*hammers it on table* WHAM WHAM WHAM>i gotta test this>*trembling hand chatters small driver across the gold jubilee bracelet*>SKREEE>*plok plok*>*yeah it’s a 16507 >its keeping time I woudlnt service it >I gotta Pepsi let me just swap that >*CREEAAAAAAAAK*>old steel screw driver pries into the gold bezel >ok it’s not all original>no papers>I’ll give you hmm $6500
>>18753491Sauce?
>>18753995
>>18740366Tony hinchcliffes dad abandoned him and he grew up in black public schools>>18740371Berts dad was a rich surgeon and gave him his first rolex for graduating florida state after 7 years
Someone's just posting the most obscure watch reviewers who no one watches.
>>18733584>I BETTER BUY ONE SO PEOPLE DONT THINK IM POORyou faggots embarrass meThere is no reason to wear a watch in 2026Everybody is always looking at their phones or computer screensIf you don’t know what time it is you’re literally a retardYou just want to look like >a guy who wears a watch
>>18734744High iq
>>18733556Cool Watches Only:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5w9SPBR3tM
Jew bread>>18760557>>18760557>>18760557
>>18738224now you have to tell us
>>18733944What about rado? Another mall brand?
>>18740350I mean to be fair, a gold Rolex is a pretty big deal.
>>18740519Whew lad. Better get back on your meds.
>>18740366Tony Hinchcliffe is very funny. I like him. Im happy for him that he has a gold rolex.
>>18763899No one thinks he's funny. He's universally reviled.
>>18733939Hes Danish
>>18733568spbp
>>18733580what's that got to do with anything?
>>18768773Because he has to promote watches he sells dummy
>>18768777he still talks about his collection
>>18768778Interspersed with watches he sells
>>18768781yes, he does talk about his watches. thanks for confirming the point
>>18768786I was assuming the original quoted post was true because I don't watch him
the guy from Goyberg jewlers is somethinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYWBj0wR49o
>>18768887What exactly are you alluding to bitch?
>>18768788we accept your concession
>>18733556>Apple Watchbuy ads, apple. >>>/g/
>>18734746>out of power in a couple days if you were stranded.more like 1 day....
>>18739935>There'd be no traffic here at all if it were just homosexual clothing discussion.good. im het btw.
>>18740354nice SONIC cup, advertisers.
>>18749076>muh dialsjust buy a proper digital sports watch from casio already?
>>18749108>>18749088 >>18749686buy ads too
>>18757120>>18756712Linus Sex Tips is a big deal. but they should all buy ads....
>>18772700>>18771750>>18770910>>18770116>>18769260>>18768767>>18768328So those threads are just posting random youtuber screenshots now.Might as well kill yourself at this point.
No one here watches 95% of the channels posted.
>>18733568Based.
MODS!!!MOVE ALL WATCH THREADS TO /TOY/MOVE THIS THREAD TO /TOY/MODS!!!
>>18774181Mr. Robot and Jerry Seinfeld had a child? I missed the news.
>>18744915This faggot might be worse
>>18766016>Get oot of my facking trailer!
>>18780750Yes, he is quite insufferably pompous. And he openly calls himself "the thinking man's watch channel". I can't stand him and his opinions.
>>18782048All of those watches are terrible. And his back wall is cringe.
>>18783181Rolex GMT? Glad someone is finally talking about that watch!
>>18748921nope, they're cringe and broke af elitists which is contradictory
Polished the B&M bezel, looks much better now
Do I pull the trigger on this ebel tekton? The seller accepted my lowball.
>>18784373Yes
Guess who just got back from the watchmaker after service.
>>18786088
>>18786088The Zenith one looks so good. How often does it require service?
>>18786088You should post this in EVERY watch-related thread.
>>18762697Who is this?
>>18786856It has a cal 2850 inside (basically a cousin of the 7001) its quite reliable. I get it serviced about every 5-6 years
>>18733556Chad buys an exploring watch from an out door brand Betas copy Continue to copy raising the price Chad buys a dive watch Betas see the watch and copyDrive price up Decades of betas emulating chads of yesteryear who dream of owning a watch that Chad once wore so that other betas can recognize it
