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>>11595143

welcome back fellas

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>>11595201

>>11595117
>welcome back fellas
Most analons were prob busy stretching their bums anyways.
Inb4 projection, no you.

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>>11595143
>Most analons were prob busy stretching their bums anyways.
yeah lol
>>11594922
was paranoid about having an anal fissure so I went slow & pretended I was a lvl 1 anal newbie for a day,
glad I did pace myself, still had fun with just fingers, small side of prostate wand, and only one dildo.
a really underrated sensation is tracing a lubed finger around my asshole while a dildo is balls-deep. (also have to remind myself to not snack late before bed, cleanup didn't go as smooth as usual, but at least I know why.)

ANONS HELP
I USED TOO MUCH LUBE
I SLIPPED ON MY WAY TO THE BATHROOM
NOW I'M OUTSIDE
PLEASE
MY HOUSE IS GETTING FARTHER AWAY
I CAN'T STOP

>>11595100
>What non anal factors amplify your anal experience?

Body temperature, and by extension room temperature, being high enough.
The psychological safety of having a full bottle of x-lube ready to go.
The house being empty with the doors locked.
Preloading goon fuel on my phone, so I don't have to search for it.
Cleaning out my ass and eating a high-fiber diet.

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>>11595420

had a dream I was letting someone remote control my edge 2 I was wearing, except the dream was realistic so it kept slipping out and I never orgasmed from it lol. maybe it's a sign I charge it up and send a link this weekend? Actually I've never let someone else control it.

>>11595100
>OP is thumbnail posting
It's over let this one die

hey guys, I'm trying to improve my diet for general QoL but also to improve my anal experience

in my morning i tend to drink a smoothie made of the following ingredients:
50g blueberries
50g strawberries
2teaspoon psyllium powder
2teaspoons chia seeds
50g granola mix
3tablespoon greek yoghurt
200ml orange juice

i drink all of it at once, then ensure i drink enough water the rest of the day

would i see beneficial results from this alone, should i change something? could i get away with increasing the amounts of psyllium?

also, i drink about one cup of espresso daily, is that something i should keep or cut out?

for most of my life I've had problems with digestion, so this is very important to me

>>11595230
Everyone knows you're supposed to aim for grass in this situation so it wicks the lube away.

>>11595341
Coffee will usually be mildly inflammatory for the gut, but one a day isn't really a big deal compared to food. If you're worried, you can try to stick to specialty coffee for your espresso.
Besides the obviously inflammatory stuff like fried food and lots of sugar, everyone has foods that agree/disagree with them. That smoothie sounds pretty good for adding some fiber, if that's your goal. I've also heard some people insist that fermented foods are just as helpful. In either case, it does take a little time for the gut to adjust, so don't get discouraged if it doesn't work in one day.

>>11595347
what about chocolate?

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>>11595378 >>11595394

Tried psyllium husk for the first time and holy fuck, night and day difference!
Some anon a few threads back said to take 2 tablespoons in 16oz of water (tablespoon, not teaspoon!) and it worked perfectly. I always struggled to get clean before, but now I was completely clean for big toys in like 15 minutes.

Highly recommend it

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>>11595365
nta, i find that chocolate helps. Not candy chocolate bars that are 90% random bs coated in chocolate but straight chocolate. I'll eat a cup of no sugar baking chips, semi sweet baking chips, or dark chocolate chips occasionally.
I think it slows down digestion (if you eat way too much it can be constipating). Gives really good shits the next day.
Not something i do for anal specifically, i just like it. But it always seems to help if ive been having digestion issues.

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>>11595366
Yeah, it's pretty amazing stuff. I have issues if I don't take mine. I use the capsules. I've heard people here call it a placebo and I think they're like my sister. She says she uses it, but she's on and off with it, and it's expensive so sometimes she doesn't buy it. I get mine at Costco. I also like the health benefits of it. Not only does it lower cholesterol, but it lowers sugar intake as well. And it's entire point is to collect what you've eaten, and guide it through you in one mass so you have a complete movement. I don't eat much these days, so I don't need to take much. My capsules say to take 5 before every meal. I can see that getting expensive if you eat a lot, but I only do one meal a day, so it's very affordable. The thing that makes it work very well, is consistency.

As far as the question of the day goes, the shower is literally a must for me. Something about the steam and the sounds, and the feeling of the water against my skin. Skincare and shaving is also a must. Not only does it make you look more attractive, but it makes anal much better. Having soft, elastic skin, and no hair makes everything better. I also have to be in the right headspace. I can jack off whenever, but I'm I guess a little lady like when it comes to anal. I'll literally look at my horsecock and think to myself
>I have a headache
I don't, but you know what I mean. I'm just not into it, and I know I'm not going to get anything out of it, other than a gaped hole, and a whatever cumshot. I'm looking for the headspace of I'm already almost cumming and on the edge of a full body orgasm just thinking about it. I usually get like this when a new toy arrives. But it can happen, or not happen whenever.

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>>11595394 >>11595400 >>11595416 >>11597063

>>11595341
>2teaspoon psyllium powder
it's always the ones who sprinkle teaspoons of psyllium husk and then ask why it doesn't work
switch to 2 tablespoons with 16oz of water, keep making the smoothie if you want, but it's not necessary - and that's it
>i drink about one cup of espresso daily, is that something i should keep or cut out?
I know coffee speeds up digestion in some people, try skipping it the night before it day of you plan on doing anal

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>>11595366
>>11595391
good fiber intake doesn't get easier than this, and it makes prep for anal way less tedious

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>>11595582

I know anons love their SAD and fiber.
Alternatively, mostly carnivore diet, deep clean takes 5-10.

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>>11595391
are we talking even measuring spoons or actuall eyeballed spoon spoons

>>11595391
well, i saw people on a smoothie subreddit talk about how overwhelming their digestive system with psyllium caused problems, so i wanted to take it safe and slowly increase the dosages, but i suppose i might as well jump to tablespoon sizes and keep a high fluid intake

>keep making the smoothie if you want
yeah, i can't handle the sheer flavor of psyllium, i need other stuff mixed in or it just tastes like goop
with that in mind, do you guys have any recommendations for stuff to mix in that helps with the flavor?

>>11595400
>are we talking even measuring spoons or actuall eyeballed spoon spoons
eyeballed normal spoons, i don't have measuring spoons in my house

>>11595306
I own an edge 2 and I have come to conclusion that it just fucking sucks.

Okay I got some questions here. I may have fucked up.

So recently I have tried used wider toys and try stretch more. Mainly buttplugs. The issue is that I feel like that I have to "re-stretch" like every session. I don't have too much time so maybe once every week or every other. Do you have to do it like every other day to keep it?

And secondly, I have started getting quite bad itching around my anal. If I wash with water I get this stingy feeling like you hurt some bruise. I tried not doing anything for a month but the itching does not stop. Kind of comes and goes. Any ideas what it could be?

>>11595230
sometimes i have dreams like this
the entire ground is just frictionless ice or something and i literally can't stand up and just slide off a cliff or something or i to a volcano
very scary stuff

>>11595436
Idk about the stretching, you could check the archive you may have a fissure which is essentially a small tear in the anus. Just give it some time off it can take a bit longer to heal 1-8 weeks

>>11595439
Sometimes I have wet dreams like this
the entire ground is just frictionless ice or something and i literally can't stand up and just slide anal first onto a cock
very hot stuff

>>11595420
yeah same actually, i think i just got swindled by the fact that it costs a lot and is often recommended so it must be good. Never got to an orgasm with it.

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>>11595459 >>11595461

>>11595420
Fuck all the hands free toys the hismith just mogs everything, not only does it work but you can customize the experience by swaping the dildo.

>>11595456
I can't say if hismith is any better or worse than any other fuck machine but I'm 99% sure there is some paid shilling done for them on these threads and you sir sound sussy.

>>11595456
>fuck your 5$ chinese toy, my $500 chinese toy is better!!

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>>11595500 >>11597101

>>11595459
nta
I get the same feeling sometimes, but I don't care. I've been introduced to a lot of new companies like this. I've also been called a shill here for talking up the company I use. I always click the ads of fetlife (a thing I was introduced to here) to find all sorts of crazy ass new online shop. I even found a place in Jersey where you can pay women to give you the princess treatment, and they close the store for you, and you come out all dolled up, and sissied out.
Crazy world out there. I can even find people to do this to me, easy peasy.

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>>11595496

I think i got a hemorrhoid when my gf pegged me a while back. I have been using ointment recently but it doesn't seem to be getting better. I just want to do more butt stuff. How do i heal

>>11595493
preparation h every time you shit or at least once a day. put it on the outside of your anus and inside as well.

>>11595474
how did you get around id verification on fetlife? i despise any platform requesting my id

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>>11595500
Honestly don't remember. I probably just gave it to them, because I'm a horny slut.

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*PLOP*

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>>11595459
I just say hismith because it's what I have, and it's also shorter to write then fucking machine. The point is a fuck machine is a better investment then the various prostate vibrators/massagers that always seem lack luster

>>11595398
>carnivore diet and anal play
enjoy your lower intestine while you still have it

>>11595582
Retard alert

>>11595699
that's what i'm saying. red meat overconsumption is the #1 cause of rectal cancer in the developed world and this guy is probably ignoring dietary advice from a doctor over what some fitness or politics podcaster told him the libs don't want you to know about.
granted, white meat and fish are less problematic than red meat, but if all your calories come from high protein foods like meat, his kindeys are going to work overtime metabolizing all of that excess protein into urea, and if he doesn't drink and piss all day like a pro that shit's going straight into his joints to make gout if he's lucky or just accumulate in his kidneys and cause organ failure if he's not.
but hey at least it makes his turds hard as rock. surely that's not causing any problems in the long term.

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>>11597504

I have 1 hismith toy and in comparison to my square peg, or my vulpini, it's absolutely trash. It has a beautiful box I packed it back into while I put it in storage, because even the silicone is in question to me. I've been made fun of for complaining about the sound but my lord. I think the reason most porn I watch that has a hismith in it, the machine isn't on because it's so damn loud.
>Get noise cancelling headphones
I already have a set. It's current year, who doesn't have a set of noise cancelling headphones? To be clear, I'm not judging you for using and enjoying one. I think they're neat. I had one once, and sold it. I just can't get past the sounds. A great tool for jackhammering your asshole. Just not for me. And man, do you have any of their toys? Mine is absolutely garbage. It's full on Chineseium. I'm glad I only used it once. What a waste of money.

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>>11595704
Quite well written anon

>>11595704
A1c is 4.3 (lower than 95% of population)
I don't consume much carbs, which affects how meat is digested.
I also don't eat processed food, other than milk.
I hope this helps.
Also, EVERY BLOOD MARKER, including ldl, hdl, is WELL within range.
Imagine being as simple as you.

>>11595704
Also,
>Turds hard
Never in my life have I strained to defecate, which never takes more than 10 seconds.
Also, poop is normal consistency.

>travel for work
>diet, sleep, etc is never great on the road
>always tired/stressed the day after getting back and want to just do slow, lazy anal
>gut/digestion is never ready yet
I'm starting to think about how quickly I can restore my normal digestion just for this. Might actually buy some psyllium husk just to see if taking it before bed when I come home would do the job.

>>11595794
you might want to take it with you while traveling and take it every day. and also drink plenty of water, not just with the husks, but throughout the day.
at least for me it's not something that starts working the day i take it, but rather something that slowly helps my bowel movements to become as regular as the fiber intake within a week or two of daily intake.

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>>11595835 >>11595836 >>11595838 >>11595853 >>11595905 >>11596567 >>11597396

What to do with old PVC toys? I've moved to silicone only life, so I'm thinking of just throwing them away

>>11595833
i destroyed mine then threw them away

>>11595833
what exactly is the alternative? sell them? display them by your anime figurines?

>>11595833
hide them in the neighborhood and see how long it takes for them to vanish

what porn do you guys like to watch to get in the mood?
I've found that lately porn has become super boring for me and if I want to jerk off to it I have to kinda force myself, there's nothing much that really tickles my brain at the moment

>>11595836
I hate throwing stuff away, pulling a prank like this >>11595838 for example came to mind

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>>11595854 >>11596119

>>11595833
I used to take mine and throw them in a local lake. My ex gf and I would get embarrassed about all our dick and go throw them in the lake and buy more. I told this story before, but years later I was hanging out with a female friend of mine, and she was at the park where the lake was, and she told me the detailed it for cleaning, and she had found a dildo in there. 99.9% it was one of mine.

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>>11595853
Drained it for cleaning*

>>11595833
Chop them up and put them in a jar.
Free science experiment and decoration in one. They'll probably start melting after awhile and you'll have poisonous dildo juice too.

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>>11595841
Put them all in the donations box at Goodwill lol.

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>>11595841
Take them to a sporting event, and throw them on the field. My sister told me a story about someone doing that at her highschool, at a wrestling match and it sounded hilarious.

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>>11595941 >>11595973 >>11597403

I came out to my best friend as a submissive, and a bi bottom over the last few months, and he's drunk rn and just solicited me for sex over text. I'm definitely not going to do that. I'll just play it off, and pretend I was super drunk too. He's fucking so drunk. I think he passed out thankfully, because he stopped texting me. I would let him do it, but I am annoyed he has to be near blackout drunk to talk to me about it. The whole time he was yammering about how short everyone's lives are and I'm like thinking
>No duh, butthead.
I really don't think it will ever happen because it would fuck up out friendship, probably. I bet he would get super weird about it.

>>11595924
>opportunity, contrived reasons to not take it
Or, you could both get laid.
He can't be weird about it if you make it routine.

>>11595924
I came out to my best friend as a submissive bi bottom 8 years ago. I ended up not doing anything because I was afraid it would fuck up our friendship
He moved out of town, we lost contact and our friendship ended anyway, but I still think about that missed chance to get properly railed by someone I liked.
I know it depends, but don’t be a pussy about the things you want

Hello everyone I've never owned any toys (diytard) and I want to take the leap

I really don't know what to look for and I am afraid of them being discovered, I considered getting a gun to justify a vault to hide all my future toys lol, maybe you know of a hidden strat?
I might have to get creative like hiding them in pc cases or something

My favourites are prone bone and straddling, holding the toy is undesirable however.
Regarding prone bone I sadly know of nothing that can scratch that itch (since machines are too difficult to hide) but in the worst case i can make do with elbow grease since i just love it so much
straddling/riding in general was always annoying for me because i couldn't concentrate on moving and had to always hold the "toy" in place so it wouldn't slip out

My limit was around 1.2 - 1.5 inches, i have never used real vibrators despite actually having my first ever prostate orgasm using an electric tooth brush with a modified (diy) head and letting it just sit there

looking forward for your wisdom!

>>11596007
Step one: Get into Magic the Gathering
Step two: Get a reusable shopping bag, and a hardcase tacklebox that'll fit in it
Step three: Get out of Magic the Gathering cause it sucks now
Step four: Get into Pokemon cards (for the investment opportunity)
Step five: Store your sex toys in the tacklebox, store the tacklebox in the bag, store your pokemon cards in the bag on top of the tacklebox

>>11596093
don't do this
it's the recipe for meth

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>>11598882 >>11598915

>>11595973
I'm not scared I'll lose contact with him, he's literally my oldest, longest relationship with anyone on this planet not in my family. He's rich af too, and has given me things worth over 10k because he's afraid I don't plan for my future and is trying to look out for me.... Maybe he's always wanted to fuck me. I wonder if that's why our friendship has lasted so long. Did I friendzone my best friend? I don't know what to do. Next time I see him, he better just do what he wants, because I'm frozen. I have no idea what to do. I've been with him so long I see how he is with women, and that's his huge fault. I don't want to be treated like he treats women he's fucked, so that's a concern. I remember back in the day, we both turned 18 and went to the sex toy shop together and bought fuckable rubber vaginas. (I really wanted a dildo but back then I was straight as an arrow, at least that's how I presented to everyone) I mentioned a tattoo I wanted to get behind my ear and he got annoyed about it. Says I shouldn't do it. I think I'll do it just because he said not to.

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>>11595941
Getting laid is a thing. If I could keep it to just that.. I'm a romantic.

>>11595853
Kek this is the funniest shit ever

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>>11596007
There's no reason to be ashamed of your toy collection, but also no reason to display it to the public. Just buy a cotton bag off Amazon. Are people actively going through your things? I just fold my toys up in a cotton towel and put them in a drawer. And I have 2 other drawers full of BDSM gear. But like, no one goes through my shit, even though I live with someone. And if anyone does find your stuff, you're not the one who should be embarrassed, it should be them for invasion of privacy.

>>11596007
>I really don't know what to look for and I am afraid of them being discovered
Luggage/travel backpack, put a lock on the zippers, shove it somewhere out of sight.
>had to always hold the "toy" in place so it wouldn't slip out
Dildo with a suction cup or get a silicone double suction cup (many dildo makers sell them) and a heavy smooth thing to suction it to. I put a 25lb stainless steel block on the floor and put dildos on it. Before i had that i put a 5lb barbell weight plate overtop the dildo (dildo through the hole).

For actual dildo recs: any of the smaller solina ones, blush neo elite dual density, uberrime splendid. I mention dual density since theyre easy to thrust but not too hard.
If you really want to hit the prostate hard you might want a hard material like glass. Some metal ones like njoy also exist but ive personally never vibed with them much.
A lot of prostate vibrators dont give very deep vibrations but if you get a hard material plug you can vibrate it from the base with a strong wand vibrator.

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bros, i think I'm becoming a giant cock slut. i don't jerk off during the week anymore just because I look forward to the weekend and fucking my ass with my toys. then while I'm fucking myself the only thing I can visualize in my mind is a stranger's cock sliding in me like picrel.
today i had 4 wet orgasms just imagining cocks sliding into me, i've jerked off once, and i still have this fucking sensation in my ass of wanting more. i think i might fuck myself again later.
it's only a matter of time before i let strangers come to my house just to pump my ass with their real dicks. hell, i might just get on prep and ask them to fill me up with cum once they're done.
today i had the strongest wet orgasm yet imagining these two mtf trans that come to my gym just fucking spitroasting me like a piece of meat. they don't even pass, they're kind ugly, but just the though of their dicks on either end and my limp dick dangling made me shoot ropes like never before.
i can't even imagine having fun with women anymore unless they are pegging me with blood in their eyes.
is it over?

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>>11596412 >>11596858 >>11597396

How do you guys finish? I don't like touching my dick when I'm doing anal but there isn't a done point like when jerking. I have good feelings but they don't lead to clearing the horny thoughts like a penile orgasm. So I tend to go for longer than I'm even enjoying then eventually have to make the decisicion to finish with jerking off. When do you feel done? Anyone doing locktober, do you not continue to be horny?

>>11596252
>neo elite
I have seen this recommended here a few times and I want to get something more "legit" then the noname brands I have. Whenever I look at reviews of this it's always mixed though. With people complaining it's too soft or is actually a low quality material. Also what makes one silicon dual density dildo better than another? I have a few and they all seem pretty much the same other than the outer texture and maybe some difference in how firmness. The solina looks really nice. I love realistic and can't really enjoy anything that isn't dick like. But ugh making an account on a random online store is so 2000 and late.

>>11595772
this 100%

Carnivore diet is literally a life hack to better health AND better anal.

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>>11596401
>With people complaining it's too soft or is actually a low quality material.
There is not a single dildo in existence that wont get mixed reviews. Everyone has different preferences on softness. Since you have dont have much starting point to base off of you just need to buy something and try it out.
In terms of quality it should be fine, all the ones i mentioned are platinum cure silicone.
Solina and uberrime will be higher quality (especially solina in terms of realistic feel/look). Theres also "vixskin" dildos if youre overflowing with money. Theyre nice dual density silicone just really expensive.

>Also what makes one silicon dual density dildo better than another? I have a few and they all seem pretty much the same other than the outer texture and maybe some difference in how firmness.
It's mainly a preference thing. But there are some crappy dual densities that barely have any difference between the two densities. It's supposed to be a hard core and soft outside. Some are just soft and softer or hard and harder.

>But ugh making an account on a random online store is so 2000 and late.
Solina is the "store brand" of peepshowtoys so you can buy it from them. No account needed.
Shevibe also has good stock and prices for the other stuff ive mentioned.
Besides occasional direct ordering prom dildo artisans those are the only two places i shop. If youre in the US theyre both very convenient.

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>>11596412
Yolo I got both the solina and neo elite. At least one of these better be my favorite. Then i'm never buying another because I've bought way too many this year just to not like any of them that much lol

And yeah I never buy of random sites it was not as inconvienent as I thought

>>11595833
Use them to plap your balls

>>11596567
do not do this

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>>11596401
I think you're complaining about the best part of anal. I can have a massive orgasm and the process just keeps getting easier and more intense the longer I go. Same as you, I have to make the conscious decision to have a penile orgasm to wrap it up, but I decide when I'm done, not my libido. I love that I can chain orgasms for an entire evening and they're more intense and more satisfying than anything I can do with my penis.

does a real penis feel as good as a dildo
asking for a friend haha

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>>11596880
dildos are still missing some aspects that make a real cock better:
warmth, the intense throbbing & twitching when it's shooting cum inside you, the salty taste and heavy musk that makes you lightheaded...

>>11595391
I drink a lot of coffee, several cups of brew. It helps move everything out and no upsets. I also drink tons of milk. I eat a tablespoon dry and chug milk with it. It is essentially like eating shredded wheat and I know that im getting all the fiber. If i mix it then it gets stuck to the glass and is a mess to clean.

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>>11598477

>>11596918
nta
For me it's the body weight on top of me. The hands holding me down, pushing my face down into the pillows. The breath, grunting in my ear. Totally being dominated. And yes, those other things you mentioned.

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>>11597207 >>11597277 >>11597291

Tried the metamucil enema but found it dosen't soldify perfectly , I've tried using less water but then it's not dissolving well enough and gets gritty. What ratio of water to powder is everyone using?

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>>11597275

>>11595474
Is there a way to browse fetlife (or an alternative) for this kinda thing without giving up an ID?

>>11597091
Why not just take it orally like a normal degenerate? That shits to much work few capsules a day before /during meals and yer clean.
Mind you not taking it with/before food and it doesn't work to well for me.

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>>11597101
I do not think so. I gave them all my info and like $100 or something for a premium membership, because I wanted to watch vids, and I felt like it was worth it for me. But I was getting loads of interest without paying anything. But I honestly can't remember how much info I gave them. I was so thirsty, I even used my normal ass email lol. Whatever.

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>>11597285

>>11597091
Wtf are you doing? That will not do anything for you dumbass. Go to the fucking metamucil website and please learn how it works. I hope I'm being trolled.

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>>11597294

>>11597277
Metamuscil shills will do everything to get clean, except not gorging on cow food.

>>11597091
this is /analgen/. you're looking for the personality excretion thread, i believe.

>>11597285
Obviously eating a lot of normal fiber is ideal. But I use the Kirkland brand fiber capsules. There's no shilling, you freely admit fiber is good in your post, and meta is a great fiber.

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>>11597320 >>11597672

Do you guys happen to also have any guides for nipple play?

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>>11598093 >>11599397

>>11597313
it's not on this thread
>>11589446
>Guide to Nipple Orgasms
(PDF) https://files.catbox.moe/fa55vs.pdf
(Audio) https://files.catbox.moe/uheaeu.zip

I always have nipple suckers on when I do an anal session

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>>11597369 >>11597402

finally had an hfo, no expensive shit needed just some working fingers. honestly pity the people whove invested a lot of effort into this shit but still havent got one.
ill give it a 7/10, better than jackin it but way more inconvenient. could probably be like a 9/10 in the ideal circumstances.
is it normal to experience a kind of feverish hallucinatory mental imagery when you hfo? maybe this goes deeper than i think. i kind of feel like a lowly gooner but finding new and exotic ways to masturbate is just way too amusing

>>11597063
just started, three days in. Same method. I just wash down two dry tablespoons with a glass of milk in the morning and got some pretty quick night and day results.

>>11597294
Meh, poor bait, better luck next time.

>>11597336
I had one sneak up on me and I vividly remember the feeling of what felt like a liter of precum spilling down my thighs only for them to be dry and being very confused and foggy for a while.

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>>11596007
My room's always been messy. I cleaned about 15 bags of trash/donations when I had a major urge to clean my room a few years ago. What I do is I have all my dildos wrapped in towels or cloth bags that tighten with string . I have some literal monster sized toys so get big ones if you need em but don't get anything fancy just something off amazon or whatever to help keep dust and hair off it and give another layer of obscurity. I then just throw my clean clothes on top of that tote and that's it. If you are someone who has a messy room then you can pretty much hide whatever you want in it out in the open due to everything being messy. Now if you're clean then you can look into a lock trunk or your closet or a drawer a plastic tote or anywhere you can store stuff that won't look out of place. You can also put things on top of the toys like a hypothetical gun you suggested or paperwork or clothes or whatever. You also need to factor in how often you'll use the toys and how much of an inconvenience it will be putting the toy back and getting it. You'll eventually get lazy and just leave the toy out for an extended period. One time I had one of my foot plus horse dildos chilling out in the open on my desk after I used it and my dad let one of the dogs in my room while I was sleeping because he wanted to see me. My dad doesn't snoop but maybe he saw it, maybe he didn't. He usually turns his head away when opening my door to talk to me as a courtesy thing but you never know. Just be aware of these things and plan accordingly. If you ever get found out, just say concisely that what's in your room and what you do is your own prerogative and you don't snoop/root around in other people's business and move on from there. It's awful worrying/lying to yourself/covering up things so if your sexual proclivities are discovered, just accept it and don't let it be another mental block eating away at you. We already have too many of those as is. Hope this helps anon.

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>>11595833
If you shoot guns, you can use the dildos as targets. I remember one big PVC dildo I bought someone did just that and posted the review on amazon with photos showing it riddled with bullet holes. You could bring them to the range as goofy targets. You can also use it for a stupid paperweight or other niche but still useful item. I've seen people use dildos as dent removers in cars, a doorstop, a perch for their parrot, really anything you can think of that would work technically but can be laughed off as a stupid goofy joke with work buddies or close friends/family. Just make sure you fucking sanitize the toys beforehand lol. Maybe even put fake wrapping on it to make it seem like you're not repurposing a dildo you won't use anymore because you're a wiser pervert.
>>11596401
I can't help but get hard when riding a dildo. If i'm stretching or warming up then I'll mostly stay soft but once things are going I can't help but stay hard. When I see some little twink or bottom get fucked they're usually somewhat flaccid or mid hard and if they're fully raging people will often comment saying wow that's rare how can they do that just pounding away dick hard as glass. Take a little pride in this somewhat uncommon thing lol. There's nothing to be ashamed of you liking that way to masturbate. You may feel a little cheated if you clean and diet and do all the stuff you have to do to be anal ready, but just enjoy yourself. If you still feel a little cheated, try to go twice or more times. After I cum I slip the toy out of my butt because I feel weird or embarrased for a bit when the refractory period hits, but I can go again in about 5 mins. You can use this to try and get multiple orgasms in one overall session and help increase your libido, stamina, muscle strength, sensitivity and size increase if you're into that.

>>11597336
i remember one time in the car and having the vibrations hitting just right and just before getting a full body mild buzz, saw brighter color dots in my eyes when i closed them
the rush of dopamine over the entire body has to do something to your visual perception because it's happened twice in that situation

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>>11597467

>>11595924
I have a friend on steam who became transgender and one day I saw someone post a screenshot of a twitter account that got real popular and they used the same name on steam as they did on their twitter account and it rang a bell, so I messaged them about it and they told me that yeah it was them. I'm honestly surprised they admitted it to me because it contains boob pics and a lot of nasty/out there fetishes. They have really big boobs for being on HRT and I love playing with them whenever we do play and the pictures he (she?) posts makes me so hard. If they weren't on the other side of the country I'd try to talk and meet up because not only do we get along extremely well but I feel like at times there's this sexual energy in the air like we will both "joke" about bad dragons and other perverted things. Now that I know they're actually into it and seeing how cute and down to earth they are, I wanna fuck them so bad. But still, shame they're so far away from me. I guess what I'm trying to get at here is that if there is an actual opportunity for you to engage in some sexual fun and you both actually want it and may want to try and go from there, I would do it. There's awkward tension here and there, but the gains are unthinkable right now but oh so worth it if things actually were to work out.

Still on my quest to find a dildo with big saggy balls but now I'm looking for one that could be used as a cock sleeve, making it far harder.

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>>11598090

>>11597368
Ok weirdo.
>>11597403
That's crazy. I also have a friend on steam who went trans. I was very good friends with him, and especially with his wife. Before he went trans, he was like my second. When I stopped playing, I gave him everything I and people before me had built so he could keep it going... Unfortunately, that didn't happen. He gave it all to some other guy who dissolved it all. But anyway, I used to crack bad dragon jokes at him and his wife and I could hear them blushing over discord. But then he fully transitioned, and removed me from their lives. I don't think I did anything, but I think they were trying to move forward, and I was an anchor to the past or something.

>>11595711
I just put some synthetic grease on the tracks and it made mine significantly more quiet. Obviously the motor will still make some noise but keeping the moving parts properly lubricated cuts the noise a lot.

I will agree on the hismith dildos themselves being trash tho. I took one look at the one that came with my machine and have never used it, feels super cheap and way too firm.

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>>11597668 >>11597954

Just wanted to say thanks to our frens here on /analgen/ for the tips I’ve picked up over time. Here’s what made the biggest difference for me:
>psyllium husk
Night and day difference. Used to take hours to get clean for long sessions, now it takes like 15 minutes and I’ve never had an accident again.
>X-lube/J-lube
Best lube by far, and ridiculously cheap for how much you get. And zero irritation
>regular backpack with a padlock to hide toys
I can lock my collection and leave the house without worrying about anyone finding my horse dildos. Peace of mind is also good
>fuck machine
Best anal purchase you'll ever make. No more tired arms, and hands free orgasms are easy once you’re fully relaxed. You can find cheap chinese ones now that are basically as quiet as a hismith.
>chastity cage
The feeling of something snug around your dick is actually comfortable and surprisingly nice, and it stops you from finishing with your hand when you're trying to edge and get into anal mood. Very useful if you are doing an anal only run
>dual density dildos
Firm core soft outside. Perfect for long sessions without getting sore.
>drugs
Don’t use them every time, treat those sessions like special occasions. Best ones are MDMA and variants by far. Makes you desperate to get fucked and turns anal into the best thing in the world. You feel like a permanent buttslut after. Only once every 3 months so you don’t fry your brain.
Weed and poppers are good for relaxation/headspace but dont do much for actual pleasure. Shrooms just make everything… weird, lol

Basic stuff, but it took me years to actually implement all of it

>>11597544
>>X-lube/J-lube
>Best lube by far, and ridiculously cheap for how much you get. And zero irritation
Premixed water based lubes are often marked up by as much as 1000x. It's crazy. But this also means that you can make dupes of just about any water based lube for cheap. Including hybrid lubes since they use around 1-2% oils at most.
If you ever feel like X/J-lube are too slick or too stringy you can totally make other water based lube for cheap. Personally i think PEO lubes have too much padding so it's hard to feel any texture on toys.

I've had another session with my aneros and it's the same as last time
>feel little to nothing touching prostate
>vibrations are alright but not enough
>without vibrations I just lose erection within a few minutes because I cant shake the feeling of something being in my ass which feels "foreign" to me
>this feeling just saps away my erection so I spent 30 minutes doing kegels with it
Man, what do I even do anymore, I get that this takes a lot of practice and learning to get used to it, but it seems like I can't even get past the first few steps

>>11597313

Just be warned that nipple play(especially suction) is known to increase prolactin levels, which among causing possibly leaking nipples, can directly increase your chances of developing gyno. Theres no adverse health effects with that but enlarged breast tissue is permanent, so be warned.

>>11597668
Not that anon but with xlube I usually end up with it being long lasting but really fucking watery so it makes a mess.
If I mix it with more powder then it ends up having a nice consistency but dries out a lot quicker.
I struggle to find a middle ground but I might be retarded.

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>>11598135

>>11597669
same anon again, have you tried relaxation/meditation/mindgasm?

>>11597669
your mental state and "practice" mean nothing. there's even medical procedures that stimulate the prostate to extract sperm. so that debunks the re-wiring crap. reply on physiology, not guides

>session
make it routine, not a session, that forces your body to respond differently

>vibration alone
trial/error through a long list of toys that both thrust/vibrate and seat like a plug. then do something else for 1-2 hours. something will eventually happen. give it a week of routine.

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>>11597904 >>11598012

get XXL'd bitch
or wait wait what I meant is
I will
soon

Guess I'm rewiring my brain with how I think about submission and pleasure tonight, wish me luck.

Also since we have DIYfags here, I have a nice suction cup dildo, and gaming chair, and want to do the meme. But the chairs too old and torn up for the dildo the stick where i want it. What are my options?

Fuck, I'm moaning like an anime girl from just an aneos and each moan makes it better fuck

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>>11597889 >>11598075

>squeaky clean after one douche
>ooo here we go, slut time
>get xlube ready, set up mirror and towels, put on fishnets
>start blowing warm up dildo while looking at my bussy in the mirror, it's alarmingly looking like a slit before i even start toying with it
>makes me even hornier, start deepthroating
>ride warmup dildo and start sucking my 10 inch one
>deepthroat, didnt think i could fit this thickness down my throat but it just took some training
>time for the main course, swap dildos and start riding my biggest
>fills me up so well, im staring at my asspussy in the mirror gripping it while i go up and down
>so hot i cant keep from moaning, mouth open eyes rolling
>feel a tingle every time i take it near the hilt, not sure if its my prostate or sigmoid
>sit on dildo balls deep, then slowly take it out until i see my sloppy hole leaking out lube
>so fucking turned on
>I look at my 10" dildo that was just balls deep in my ass, glistening with lube
>I need to taste it
>I turn around and take it down my throat, no hesitation
>its so thick that it stalls halfway down my throat, I push a little harder and it instantly goes all the way down
>hold it for a few seconds before I start gagging, im covered in lube and spit like a good sloppy dirty slut
>almost cum just from that
I am an ass to mouth whore. I seriously cant get enough of it. I never expected to reach the point where I can go balls deep in both my holes with a big dildo but here we are. Now I want a slink to get even deeper.

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>>11597853
I'm also an ATM whore. It's crazy. I've told this story here before, but the first time I broke whatever barrier was there preventing me from deep throating, and I felt my throat expand to take the cock, I came hands free instantly. This is anal related because I had my buttplug in.

>>11597745
ooh whats the name of this dildo

>>11597904
that is hankey's horse II my friend

>>11597801
Metal O ring ontop and strap it to the chair.

>>11597544
PLEASE let me know which knock off thrusting machine is worth it. I dont have hismith money but i desperately want a decent machine that is hideable when not in use.

Stoked you figured it out though, i enjoy anal but i find i get so tired using manual toys.

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>>11597923
can anyone recommend something with 4-4.5cm width, double density, that ships in europe, something similar to >>11597745 where it's small->big->small shape and reasonable price (100% silicon)

Finally stopped lurking and followed through with plunging into my ass. God this is so addicting

>>11597853
Yyyuuuup
Happened to me, too.
I don't get it, but, it's undeniable.
Don't resist it, just enjoy it and take it as it comes.

>>11597672
Can confirm
It's not noticeable while clothed, thank god, but my nips are definitely a little more puffy.
But fuck if they aren't more sensitive, too.

>>11597467
Yeah, that's not uncommon.
It isn't personal, they may or may not eventually try to mend bridges eventually, just depends.
But, it's a mental association thing. Like, how a certain game or show you played at a particular time in your life can pick up the emotions and mood you had at the time.

lmao so afraid of losing sphincter control I had a nightmare were I couldn't control it and shat myself in the bed, it was so horrible :(

>>11598091
Anon dreams be like
>shat, is this real?

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>>11598110 >>11598296

>>11597672
>Just be warned that nipple play(especially suction) is known to increase prolactin levels, which among causing possibly leaking nipples, can directly increase your chances of developing gyno. Theres no adverse health effects with that but enlarged breast tissue is permanent, so be warned.
>>11598079
>>11597320
>I always have nipple suckers on when I do an anal session
can also confirm, I've always jiggly grabble boytits (without HRT) but playing with them made them not just my nipples sensitive, but my boobs an erogenous zone; If they get groped and fondled I get out of breath and my body starts shuddering involuntary.
it's really dangerous, somebody could grab me from behind and I'd have no will to fight back being groped.

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>>11598093
>it's really dangerous, somebody could grab me from behind and I'd have no will to fight back being groped.
I'm not those anons, but I'm very small and am intentionally bratty to my friends so they manhandle, tickle, grope, hold me down. I love it.

>>11597685
I've tried meditation, but after a few minutes the active mind takes over and starts thinking
Mindgasm is ok for teaching the muscle groups, but the whole "feel the core expand" or whatever doesnt work

>>11597723
Aneros is the only thing I have available due to storage and privacy concerns

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>>11598135
>privacy concerns
I've said this a billion times, but if someone is going through your stuff, they're the asshole. You're totally normal for enjoying sex. They're the weirdos for going through someone's shit, and then shaming them about it. I know my dad loves me, unconditionally, and I'm pretty certain he saw my entire collection in my shower, and he never said one word about it. Literally everyone has a kink. If a person doesn't, I would consider them a little strange. I still couldn't believe my dad showed at my house one day, and his old ass was about to poop himself, and needed my bathroom, and the shower had like fucking 7 dildos or some shit in it. He was in such a panic I didn't even think about it. So he was just in there with all my toys. Fucking crazy he knows this about me, but I think he might be into that shit as well, since the apple never falls far from the tree... I'm not saying you need to be all loud about your shit, but if someone is going through your stuff, they're the asshole.

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>>11598292 >>11598378

>>11597954
>I dont have hismith money but i desperately want a decent machine that is hideable when not in use
aliexpress.com/item/3256811608827996.html
aliexpress.com/item/1005009398082081.html
You still need to DIY the base though
Or you can just search for “reciprocating linear actuator” on aliExpress. The most important thing is the motor, look for ones that look similar to a car windshield wiper motor, because that’s the type Hismith uses. Those tend to be stronger and quieter

>get hornry and decide to do butt stuff
>use favorite dildo (xs leo)
>bounce 1 million times and feel fuzzy and tingly
>feels nice but want to butt orgasm my brains out like the cute boys in my thin books
>have never had a genuine prostate or anal orgasm from butte stuff before
>hornry outweighs sense of reason
>try le giant bilbo taking up space in a drawer because horny = it will fit good with no warmup
>hornybrain expects instant feelgood and ahegao drooling fun
>instead it's just vaguely uncomfortable and makes me sore
>still kinda hornybrained so jork my peanits to finish
>bust hella loads but it physically feels no better than regular jorkin it
>horny wears off
>regret.jpeg
>1 hour cleanup
>repeat once every 3 months
why is anal so frustrating bros

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>>11598226

>>11598218
>have never had a genuine prostate or anal orgasm from butte stuff before
have you tried a prostate wand or massager before? it's good for putting direct stimulation on the prostate.
imo getting my ass stretched and guts rearranged with dildos feel really good but I've never been able to orgasm with them but I can chain multiple orgasms with my prostate wand.
>still kinda hornybrained so jork my peanits to finish
>bust hella loads but it physically feels no better than regular jorkin it
>horny wears off
as much I really want to; I try to avoid ending an anal session with a penis orgasm (I think the prolactin spike greatly kills libido) I either edge or just lay facedown and relax in the anal gape/orgasm afterglow

>>11598225
yes I've tried pretty much everything
for some reason I've felt the most when playing with my nipples or lately just literally lying in bed falling asleep and randomly getting 1 shotted by unconscious muscle movements

>>11598152
there are some on amazon(.de), "Reciprocating Piston Motor", which look similar in price, what do i look for, are the 50-70eur ones ok?
also any idea how to mount that somewhere?

>>11598093
ok i think i'm slowly wanting to start nipple play, i haven't really had any sensitivity there, so i'm checking the guide to nipple play pdf (also it says "pinch the back of the nipple" in there, what does the back mean)
how long did you play with your nipples to notice them getting bigger, also what about your sensitivity

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>>11598323 >>11598408

>Guide to Nipple Orgasms
(PDF) https://files.catbox.moe/fa55vs.pdf
>>11598296
>so i'm checking the guide to nipple play pdf (also it says "pinch the back of the nipple" in there, what does the back mean)
I quickly skimmed over it, but I think it meant the mammary gland? (page 61) behind the actual nipple there's a slightly harder area
>how long did you play with your nipples to notice them getting bigger, also what about your sensitivity
it's been a really long time since I actually noticed they started to be sensitive, but if I had to guess maybe 2-3 months of constant nipples stimulation, but I remember how at first it was kinda hard to wear shirts because my nipples were getting rubbed constantly under them. I will also add that if you're using suckers it's really important you keep them lubed and too not wear them for multiple hours; I got carried away one time and one of nipples got cut up and it left a scar. a coat of petroleum jelly after playing is good to help with chafing

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>>11598408

>>11598320
ok thanks, how did your playing sessions look at the beginning vs now?

>>11598218
>repeat once every 3 months

There is your problem. Ive been doing anal at least 2 times a week for the last 8 years and Im still discovering new ways of pleasure.

This shit takes practice and lots of exploration. Once every 3 months isnt gonna cut it.

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>>11599397

>>11598152
>>11598292
The important part is the motor itself. Here is mine:
https://files.catbox.moe/w6tr8a.png
Look for this type, it looks like a car windshield wiper motor. This is the same style Hismith uses, it's not so strong as a Hismith but they can do the job for a fraction of the price
Avoid motors that look like this:
https://files.catbox.moe/yx8dxk.png
These are weaker, louder and not worth it.
Try to find 24V ones if possible . The 50-70€ ones on Amazon can be okay if they have that windshield wiper style motor, but a lot of them use the weaker/louder type, so check the pictures carefully.
For mounting you can search for "sex machine base DIY" or "linear actuator mount" if you don't want to DIY.
The machine itself is just the actuator and motor, so you’ll need something sturdy to hold it in place to keep it from moving when it’s thrusting.
You don’t need a $500 machine to have fun

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>>11598320
>>11598323
>how did your playing sessions look at the beginning vs now?
compared to before now I can massage and squeeze my chest to get aroused before I get into anal, and during a session a put nipple suckers on, I take them off occasionally to keep them lubed or stop wearing them if they start to hurt.
after the session my nipples are still swollen and super sensitive, so I flick them if I'm still in the mood.

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>>11598450 >>11598477

>>11595100
hey, what's good everyone? I need some advice. I have a girl coming over to hypnotize and peg me. im mostly into the hypno, but I was hoping I could get some tips on getting pegged. I really want to cum from being pegged. I have had HFOs from hypno

I've seen this girl before, and the results were mixed. She fingered me, and it kinda hurt; her fingernails were sharp and she couldn't fit the toy in. But now shes coming with a smaller vibrating toy and I wanted to ask a few questions. I know use lots of lube and she is a big factor however:

Does a vibrating toy help with getting an HFO?

Should I buy some edibles to help with relaxation?

What is the best position to get have an anal orgasm?

It's been a month since I last came. Im sure there are a lot of things that I don't know, so please share anything, shes coming over tonight, or maybe next week

>>11598436
>Does a vibrating toy help with getting an HFO?

No. They can work when you already know what you're trying to feel, but otherwise vibrations are distracting and numb you out.
>Should I buy some edibles to help with relaxation?

Depends. I've had great sessions with cannabis and some that were really lackluster. If you're horny, it won't hurt. But if you're anxious, you may get too into you head to relax and enjoy the experience. If you feel comfortable with her being over and doing the act, it may be alright, but don't take too much--pegging is quite different from solo and a sober mind will deal with complications better than a high one.

>What is the best position to get have an anal orgasm?
This varies from person to person, but generally, from behind naturally thrusts up against the prostate and gets good results. Your picture isn't a half bad position. Though collars being pulled from behind is poor form--humans have far more sensitive necks than dogs do, especially from the front.

In terms of overall advice, try and make sure you're aroused as hell before anything goes in any holes. If you're not into the experience, all you got is a dick in your ass. If you are, you're getting fucked like a little dirty slut and even if you don't cum it'll be good. Find out what gets you hot and keep your damn hands off your penis, make her keep them away. It will take time, but you will learn to cum from anal.

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>>11598537 >>11598633

>>11598436
>Does a vibrating toy help with getting an HFO
most likely not, after a while the vibrations can numb the prostate make make it harder to orgasm imo
>Should I buy some edibles to help with relaxation?
I think the body high will help, assuming you don't over do it also
>What is the best position to get have an anal orgasm?
face down ass up or mating press, assuming the girl has good hip mobility.
>Im sure there are a lot of things that I don't know, so please share anything
make sure her hands on in play too get her to pull your hair, pin you down while she fucks you, slaps your ass etc >>11597065
https://files.catbox.moe/jbhpiw.mp4
a little visual demonstration

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>>11598477
That's the hottest shit ever. I literally fell in love with my best friend because he pinned me on his bed and wouldn't let me up. I didn't even realize that could happen to me, until it did.

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>>11598711 >>11598827

Last night rode Breaker 90 to a FBO, also fucked Gape Keeper 93 on fuck machine, loving conditioning my ass to be continually knotted by plugs. After your ass tires from trying to hold plug from being pulled out by machine, the plug knots your sensitive ass, which is physically unable to resist, for short periods.

If anyone knows of butt plugs with vaculock, please let me know.

Tonight had stranger on xtoys fuck me to several fbo and prostate orgasms with Breaker 90.

Research and Development's ossm machine has better cadence than Fredorch/Hismith, great machine, would recommend.

Ty for coming to my blog.

And (don't) forget to eat your vegetables.

>>11598477
> https://files.catbox.moe/jbhpiw.mp4
Wife material.
I love how she aggressively spreads his legs, especially when she forces his hips to ground with her weight.

Not gonna lie this general was really important for me finding my own headspace and acceptance when it comes to putting things in my butt. It sucks that all audioporn/hypno encourages me to troon out but it's nice to know there are other people here who didn't fall for that meme

>>11598673
I love hypno, i would put bluetooth headphones in and fuck my Xl chance in the shower. rubbing my nipples with it buried. Bambi is good if your really in the mood. it takes awhile but if you give up control and let go it sinks in there and itches my inner subconscious faggotry. I am married to a woman and she has been surprisingly supportive. >>11598632
How is the ossm for bigger toys. id love to put my chance or vector on it. Wife is ickef out about butt stuff.

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>>11598744

Being a sizequeen feels like such a commitment. 2 months ago I bought a new 8cm girth dildo, by far my biggest one yet, previous max was around 7-7.5cm. At first it was obviously a big struggle to get it in and also a bit uncomfortable as expected, still loved the feeling of being stretched out but couldnt fully enjoy the dildo.
So I decided to practice, for 3 weeks straight every time I did anal I would build up to this dildo, and eventually I could ride it hard and it was amazing. But then I decided to take a break from it because I bullied my asshole a little bit too much and went down to more comfortable sizes for a while.
Then yesterday when I was doing anal I was in the mood for being stretched out to my limit, so I took the 8cm dildo out again, but it was exactly like it was when I first bought it, a big struggle and kind of uncomfortable, I lost the ability to ride it properly again.

It feels to me that at certain sizes I need to maintain it at least once a week otherwise I cant properly take the dildo anymore and then the session is just kinda mid. But Im not sure I want to commit to that, Im not always in the mood. Sigh

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>>11598738
>but it was exactly like it was when I first bought it, a big struggle and kind of uncomfortable, I lost the ability to ride it properly again.
That's a good thing. That means you're properly training your hole, and not just blowing it out. Retrain it, and you'll be fine. I'm currently on a break. I don't know why, but possibly work related I'm too stressed to enjoy any sort of masturbation. My bitch switch has been flipped hard off. Not to dump on you, but I usually cum like 3x per day at the minimum. I haven't cummed in a week. But I still come here and read about you buttsluts. Love you guys, and occasionally gals.

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Tomorrow if all things go well I am going to get gangbanged while dressed up as Danerys Targaryen I am so excited.

anyone got experience with weighted buttplugs? sounds kinda exciting

How do you ride toys without making a huge mess? Lying down on a bed is easiest since I can put a dropcloth under me, but if I want to actually ride something I need to sit on something like a chair, and I haven't found a way to cover that without making it unstable for the dildo
If I don't use a cloth at all there's too much lube to avoid staining things

>>11598632
>Open source DIY fucking machine
sounds cool, lemme check it ou-
>$550+ in parts alone
what the fuck

>>11598803
I use a heavy dinner plate or one of those flat mounting plates you can buckle on to a pillow or other object. You can find those on amazon.

I usually do everything on the floor though so I can actually ride better as the bed is too soft. I cover hardwood with those interlocking foam exercise mat things, put down a water proof blanket, and then use some kind of flat plate to suction cup the toys.

>>11598833
>heavy dinner plate
Interesting idea. All of my plates are porcelain so I don't really want to put my body weight on them, but I'll grab a cheap metal one for this and see how that goes.
Maybe I'm just stupid but going directly to the floor seems kind of uncomfortable - I'm not particularly out of shape but I haven't found a position I like without having the dildo elevated on something. I have to assume I'm just doing it wrong.

>>11598800
allright, too horny to wait for stories. buying now

>>11598850
I don't think you're wrong; it can be annoying to position in a way that's easy and feels good at the same time. I'd recommend getting the strappable mounting plate and a firm wedge pillow.

Alternatively, if a mess is an issue, you could use a shower stool to mount the toy while in the shower.

>>11598711
>Ossm toy size
I have this:
https://www.researchanddesire.com/products/ossm-sex-machine-assembled-and-ready-to-play
Handles med flared Chance and Breaker 90 well, you should be fine.

>>11598850
>cheap metal one
Nta, it does need to be decently heavy or your ass might have enough strength to move it around.
Mentioned my setup here >>11596252 the heavy steel block never fails me.
>I have to assume I'm just doing it wrong.
Going to the floor is a bit more difficult physically than having it elevated. Putting it on a stool or something is valid.

>>11596110
I'd be annoyed about it too and I'm not trying to fuck you. Tattoos are graffiti on the body and very low-class.

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>>11598827
I'm an anal whore, have a dual rod DP machine being built, 4500 USD.
https://github.com/SaladDressingHW/Salads-OSSM-Additions/tree/main/Capstan%20OSSM%20XL

The ossm has better cadence, adjustment ease, stability, well worth $900 premade.

>>11596110
>I don't want to be treated like he treats women he's fucked

Why do you wish to be friends at all with someone who treats fellow humans poorly?

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>>11598833
I used to use a heavy plate. Then I discovered a metal box, like a small safe and it's weight and height worked amazing.

Now I'm all standing up in the shower plapping against the tile wall. I have shower doors that have a big solid metal bar on top and it's perfect for me to hold onto and sorta drape my body. I also put it up so high that I have to tippy toes and good God I can't imagine doing this outside the shower I leak so much precum. I saw a lot of you guys talking about nips. I used to have this simple nipple suckers that just kept themselves in place with suction. I found out they're amazing at sucking cum out of me and storing it for whatever I want to do with it.

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>>11598988

>>11598915
I never said he was mean. He's just careless with women is all I meant. And he's rough in bed.

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counting the days until black friday
<(o_o<)

>>11598957
Yeah because they're just a substitute for you

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>>11599103

>>11598988
God dammit.

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>>11599249

>>11599079
This threadlet:
>Guy is amazingly generous, and I've done everything except fuck him, and he fucks passionately

Did I miss anything?

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>>11599225

I know everyone is usually complaining why can't I cum from anal and how do you do it and things like that but I swear I have the opposite problem
I just cleaned out for like an hour, put in some beads and bam full wet orgasm in like 5 minutes completely soft and without touching. It feels great but the time investment just isn't worth it. I WANT to play with my toys for an hour trying my hardest to reach that tipping point, if I wanted to cum quickly I have my hands for that already.
This isn't a one time thing either, I've barely even been able to use a lot of my bigger toys, not because they're too big but because I cum in like 5 seconds from the pressure

>>11599146
>not chaining orgasms
anon you dont get the long refractory periods from anal orgasms, you're supposed to wait 5 minutes and go again

> decide to do some anal
> Have a bit of an uneasy feeling, but push through anyways
> Take my large chance, try to go a bit deeper than usual
> Nice and slow, lots of lube
> During cleanup, notice a not-insignificant amount of blood
> Fuckfuckfuck
> Start feeling sick, sweaty, cold chills
> go to bed early, spend the whole night praying it's all just in my head
> Sleep terribly, next morning, still feeling sick
> Fight off urge to throw up
> Have a bowel movement
> No blood at all
> Spend the rest of the morning shitting my brains out
> Mfw I just had food poisoning
Never taking this thing again, I was having nightmares about having to tell my family I fucked my ass too hard

has anyone tried friendly toys bloomer? I wanna hear how that toy sounds.

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>>11599258

>>11599236
Gross. My worst case of food poisoning I ever had was from vending machine frozen burgers. I just started working in a sports arena for the NFL and I was down in the stadium and saw a vending machine and I was hungry so I bought a 2 pack of sliders, nuked them in the microwave and ate them. The next day, I thought it was so yummy the first time, I would do it again, so I did. And it was just as yummy as the day before..... Then it hit me. The ones from the first day were bad, and I just tossed another 2 on top that were also bad. My boss almost called me an ambulance, but just drive me home instead. I swear if I had been 5 years older this would've killed me. It was insane. I spent a week in bed getting nursed by my gf. Then I finally literally have to get back out there or I'm going to lose my job. I thought I was ok, and I hadn't ate anything in like a week, even toast would come right back up. So I go to work, and I'm not going to go into details, but I spent the next half the day on the toilet. I had no idea a body could contain this sort of horrible. Like people were walking in the public restroom I was stuck in as screaming shit like
>Oh my God!
>Someone call and ambulance!
>What the fuck!?
It was offensive. I don't ever get food poisoning anymore, even though I know sometimes I've ate something no good. Like it just can't settle into me anymore, and all that happens is I get a turned tummy or just a quick pule. I think my body is not going to allow that to happen to it again, it was horrible. Now we just turned the anal thread gross. Way to go. I'm glad you didn't die. Shit is scary.

I'm getting my nips pierced, fuck it.

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>>11599397

>>11599103
He fucks rough. He makes a point of it. He tells me about it. I don't know if he thinks it turns me on, because it doesn't. But I get your point and you're right. I think I'll just let whatever happen next time I see him... I just, well he throws those girls away. Like he disregards them after they give it up. I don't want to have my best friend do that to me, it would break my heart. That's the fear.

>>11599246
Thank you for the story anon I got a good chuckle out of it and feel a bit better about my circumstances haha. Glad you made it out okay too. Go get your nipples pierced!

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>>11599391 >>11599397 >>11599399 >>11599404

Hey sluts, finally got a dildo with a good suction cup and tried riding it like picrel. Feels incredible esp after only just using my hands for moving the dildo for so long.

Problem is I get too tired easily riding like this, plus my ankles get sore from stretching too much. Really get turned on riding like this tho, any tips on how to ride longer? Stretches, exercises (lol), etc.

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>>11599360
lol, it's a whole slut muscle group. I've mentioned it before, but my sister noticed I can sit like in your pic for hours. It's just training. You're sore because you worked all those slut muscles. You will just naturally get better at it the more you play. You're working out while playing. So just keep doing that. You'll eventually become pro. I would bet money I could out ride almost any girl.

>>11598378
>You don’t need a $500 machine to have fun
Hismith shills suddenly disappeared

>>11599249
>He fucks rough
You are so lucky it's unbelievable. It's time to upgrade your friendship and be fuck buddies now. Just don't try to make him your boyfriend or anything and you will be fine and still be friends.

>>11599360
Change your position to something like this: >>11597320
If you want easy mode, you can put a mattress, pillow or something soft under your lower back so you can still move your hips up and down while lying down.

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>>11599404

>>11599360
Oh I meant to add in my last reply how much I love being sore the next day. I fucking love it. I love stumbling around on weak legs and having people ask me
>What are you so sore from
And I'm just all "lol I dunno!" Even though I know I rode a fucking dildo for 6 hours straight. I love being sore. I also love getting bruises from sex shit. I'm into bondage and my wrists are all black and blue. Ankles too. I have to hide that shit and I love it too. Sometimes I drink too much and have zero recollection of the nights events and just wake up all bruised up in strange places. I swear someone punched me like 4 times in my side because I have 4 fist sized bruises there and I have no idea who gave them to me.

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>>11599360
>>11599399
>I love being sore the next day. I fucking love it.
>I love being sore. I also love getting bruises from sex shit. I'm into bondage and my wrists are all black and blue. Ankles too. I have to hide that shit and I love it too.
this so fucking much — remembering why your ass and legs are sore and aches the day after arouses me so much and makes want do it again sooner. I kinda want to learn shibari so I can leave rope marks on my body that I have to hide so people don't know I'm a pervert.

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>>11599440

What the best/effortless way to ride some dildos?
Use my hand and it gets tired, try squatting but that cant get tiring as well.
On the verge of just horny buying a fuck machine and standing desk so I can bend over it as it goes to town

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>>11599414
Standing up dildo on the wall is easiest imo.

>>11595500
I don't think I've ever uploaded my ID to use the site, is a recent development?