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sad cerulean
>>156136354tall and flat bottoms dont actually exist in real life, dont get your hopes up anons.
>>156137053hot purple
>>156137073does clussy exist in real life though?
>>156137092i dont think thats marvus
>>156137101no, its all fictitious.
>>156137127anon thats his hair and body shape, im afraid marvus is just kind of a slutor just really likes to serve pizza in skimpy attire
>>156137073not until you slip something into their drink they don't
>>156137092Not happy about the canonization of troll pubes, theyre insects. The day I never have to see another sprite from this artist I will die happy.
>>156137073soo how about tall amd hung bottoms?
>>156137178weirdest gripe ive seen yet lol, i have no issues with it
finally he will pay for his sins
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>>156137187Different strokes for different folks
>>156137217Hell yeah updatesHappy halloween!
>>156137234true true, personally i dont mind the whole pubic hair thingi thing its enough with the whole grub scar thing (as dubiously canon as that may be) being enough of a "hey they're related to insects still not just as grubs!" thingi dont need them having more, but to each their own
Happy Halloween from the Purple Jadesona
>>156137178They have regular hair though so presumably pit, arm, leg, torso and pubic hair are not completely out of the question
>>156137263It just comes off as overly self indulgent of individual authors tastes and it sticks out like a sore thumb, like most scenes in beyond canon. I dont mind fiction being self indulgent to who makes it, otherwise whats the point. But it should be more than fanservice key jingling at the audience which modern homestuck feels like more often than not. But like you said its dubiously canon, so it's not a huge deal. And even when things are canon, it doesnt matter. Homestuck is bad and thats ok
>>156137311Im being autistic about it for no reason because I dont like this sprite artist despite them being talented. It just never "feels" like homestuck to me
>>156137348I get youIt's too much detail
>>156137362I actually like their fanart a lot just few of their official contributions. I wish the crew cared more about being on model
IM DOKTOR ROKKSOI DO CCCOCCCAINE
She shoves this in her nook.
>>156137685Anything will do if you're brave enough
Happy Halloweenies, dorks.
Are they allowed to do this?
>marvus being used to fufills the writers/artists fetish once againwho could've guessed
yeah i think i will stop putting myself in danger.from now on i will just to the most legal stuff and like, enjoy the public places where there isn't crackheads near me. i dont even do it on purpose i just go to places i shouldn't. anyway. its a promise.
>>156137764City dwellers be like
>>156137629hey is that a piece of joey's portal?
>>156137733parody law
>>156137843Seems to be.
>>156137734But the scatfag is gone so now they're using him for based fetishes instead of pits (which was hot) having to be combined with diapers and piss in the same row.This might actually save Marvusfags desu since everyone's forgotten Friendsim his image can now be redeemed as a troll bara slut.
>>156137875weird, joey's portal exploded and fell thru dammek's own portal?because that doesnt look like dammeksor there may just be a third cherub portal that looks exactly like joeys (not futuristic)
Let's say you fight a void player, what are the odds you are prepared for and survive a mix of pocket fent, coke, and Febreze from one hand, while the other splashes you with a mix of bleach vinegar, and a few other acidic toilet cleaners.Would you be willing to fight on after that?
>>156137915I figured its from a different portal too
Vriska but Good is in Act 3!
>>156137685IMAGINE
>>156138098yeah... im guessing they'll explain it, fiamet most likely if not cridea but stillfunky to see, wonder how and where they found it and where is the restmy ass thought they'd salvage dammekssubtle implication that dammek has to do the same to return to alternia?
I hope this game blows.
>>156138124can cridea stop being a whore in public
>>156138127maybe this one transports you to a third location
My.
Mind.
what is this ugly textured filter over the images of the trailer???
>>156138139>>156138156>>156138166rapebait troll
>>156138139>>156138156>>156138166why is this sequence so hot why did she do this
>>156136648Finally done with the reread. A bunch of deck chairs getting shuffled.
ALPHONSE ELRIC?
>>156138169trailer was halloween themed, im guessing its for the sake of inmerssion but it also blurs some new characters
solime lore, the signless was also theredid they consider him a lime just cuz he was also a mutant? what do you guys think
>>156138181Is that Dave Strider and Gerard Fucking Way?
>>156138169I assumed its a meta thing of some relevant effect. like chuckevoodoos or whatever dreadeyes deal is
>>156138181ichigo from bleach there too. and inuyasha. holy weebs, and its not even the good shonens.
>>156138213oooh i see.
>>156138218HAGANE FROM UNHOLY WOMEN REFERENCED? CROWPISS KNOWS NICHE BAD JAPANESE HORROR FLICKS?
>>156138218I saw that movie and I want the sack girl to rub my dick with her feet.
>>156138218Where's my Noroi reference
>>156137733I fucking love Austin Powers
Oh hey a Rainbow Drinker.
>>156137733>Do I make you horny baby?>What am I saying? You're always horny baby, yeah!
what the FUCK just happened in sburb.exe????
>>156138367anon...thats a a purple using chucklevoodoos
>>156138247Cool man, cool.
>>156138124>me when marvus delivers my meatlovers with extra sausage in that sexy little pizzaboy uniform
>>156138369new player messing shit up, probally some manifestation from the players but from the future me thinks. messing shit up to make the future where they came from still be real. my theory.
>>156138418But why are they white then?
>>156138436Damn! They've barely even started the game and shit is already going off the rails... I'm gonna miss Deathsprite :(
>>156138450the hand is grey but glowing, itd lighter than the wrist to show that its looming closer to the camera. Explain thepurple background, the purple aura, and the purple sigils floating around it if its a runaround drinker?
>>156138507rainbow*
Men will see hag mutant Indigos and say "Wife."
anyone wants to talk on pesterchum? i'm bored.my handle is albaRubis.I'm using the pesterchumAlt software jsyk.
>>156138540cerulean
>>156138540it's me, i'm Men.
>>156138540God I Wish That Were Me.
>>156138540I kinda want to stick my finger in those empty eye sockets
WHERE IS HE? WHERE IS MY WIFE(male)?
Concluded my own Drawtober with a comically self-indulgent piece, I hope ya'll enjoy this as much as I have enjoyed working on it!https://files.catbox.moe/n8cf3y.png
>>156138540Vision Nofold.
>>156138666same, also nice trips.
>>156138666this is one of the best homestuck 3d models ive seen
For day 31 of drawtober, I figured i would draw something homestuck for UTG, which also means you guys get to see it!I apologize greatly for my absence. But after some rest, i will be back and better than ever!! this training has done wonders for me!!!!
>>156138546Nobody by that handle, rip
>>156138681epic anon.
>>156138546>albaRubisi gave you a text
>>156139059And I youHalloween pesterchats in /hsg/
I hate my art.
>>156139240If you wouldn't jerk it to your art strive to make it so you would
>>156139240Post your art.
>>156139240hey man get in line to hate on ones own artjkjk keep practicing anon, been doing that a lot recently and while i dont exactly love it, you can feel the improvementgood luck!
>>156138681It should Sollux banging her
>>156138830dave solos deltarune
>>156139352I can smell this image and it repulses me
>>15613924010/10 likely hood of me loving your art
>>156139352Colsla toes? For free?
>>156139379I haven't drawn anything good in October I might just stop now
>>156139396Stop dooming fag just post your art.
>>156139396nigga post your art at least
>>156139336Best I can do is Eridan mindbreaking Aradia after an hours long fuck session with his inexplicably massive cock.
Did this awaken an abuse fetish in anyone else or was it just me?
>>156139421>aradia>stooping to the level of fucking eridan
>>156139447anon if you're mad that guy can draw whatever the fuck he wants why dont you just pick up a pencil
>>156139421>eridan >large cockjust wait until i draw my cock size charts...then its all OVER for you VIOLET CHUDS
>>156139435I want to abuse Homestuck characters but that’s because after early Act 6 they remind me of people who were mean to me, no need for a flash to activate it
>>156139421I FAURKING KNEEL
>>156139488>i draw my cock size chartswhat if i justignore it?
>>156139510You don't have access to a firearm right?
>>156139537*slams table*Damn it he thought of everything!
>>156139549but of course
>>156139447>aradia>stooping to the level of fucking eridanWell yeah, how else is she gonna suck him of anon?https://files.catbox.moe/ikvc8u.png
>>156139611honestly i can't even complain atp i genuinely respect those who let their pettiness motivate them into action. well done anon with shit taste in homestuck ships. well done. i clap.
More Feferi for me then
Spite is just as strong a motivation as love of the game
>>156139679>who let their pettiness motivate them into actionive yet to see you draw aradia with who you want so imma have to give the win to the erifag
>>156139611He's actually drawing art of his crackship...
>>156139447>>156139679Nootice how you haven't been drawing your favorite trolls.
>>156139679>casual "your ship sucks" chud vs "ill draw what i want" chadtry harder
>>156139713NTA but no relationship between any of the original 12 trolls can be considered a crackshipSame with the four main humans
aradia is obviously for john, because all girls want john, this isn't projection once so ever.
>>156139611I'm so sorry for doubting anon.
>>156137032Hey Sburb.exe updated btw
>>156139776I need to catch up, I stopped checking six months ago but I think the guy has been back for almost as long
>>156139336Nah sollux is to busy gooning or wwhatever
I wish my IQ was high enough for crackshipsAll I can imagine is Dave and Terezi drawing together and then I pound my chest like a gorilla in satisfaction
>>156139832dedication to a ship gives you power, never feel ashamed. I dedicated to the prospitcest way, and look at me now....
>>156139421Know I need aradia and fef giving eridan a double titjob
>>156139855Keep my beloved Feferi out of this
>>156139435Grimdark Rose tanks this with minimal effort, this god tier shit only works for certain classpects
>>156139949Godtiers are still just regular kids in pajamasGetting kicked square in the ovaries is still gonna hurt
>>156139435Rose got pregnant hereHSBC will elaborate on how Rose has another secret kid with Condy
>>156139961i dont really think so, im pretty sure its explicitly stated in text god tiering is a massive power boost. though i dont doubt that no matter how strong, getting kicked in the ovaries prob sucks. who wants to try it out :D
So lets say hypothetically you, using your god tier powers, with your god tier buddy, go ahead and start pushing the limits for fun. You start breaking your fingers, going up to full limbs and then you let yourself either die or have your buddy, life or hope bound, revive you or let it be a fun gamble with the clock to see if it will bring you back again. How much fun would you maybe get up to with your immortality this way? How would you use this in a fight? Would you be willing to just punch as hard as possible once you figure out how to break your arm doing it? Would you engage in the joy of the possibility of the target surviving said punch so you both keep hitting each other as hard as possible, maybe even work in a bit of a noose made of intestines and try to hang them or a blunt bite with the jugular, would you purposefully bring a metal spoon into the equation to try and scoop their eyes & skin out if you managed to keep one hand good to go?How far would you take your fun with pure immortality?
no jade im not going to let you bite my guts off
>>156140063considering how bad dying seems, i think i would passimmortality doesnt mean pain stops sucking. and i doubt even an immortal ape brain is built to process that sorta stuff
>>156140063The first rule of god tier fight club is that we don't talk about god tier fight club
>>156140063I'm terribly paranoid about dying so I wouldn't even humor the ideaAs a result, it's highly unlikely I'd reach god tier at all
just saw a random karkat cosplayer post on the everything app and they genuinely btfo vibri in the beauty department off of the face of the earth and im gatekeeping it sorry not sorry
>>156140213Until our professional wrestler heir of heart suplexes you through your quest bed
>>156140063I wouldn't want to do that.
>>156140149Well you'd have years to get used to it over time which is why you bring in your friend so you guys can really get to it on discovering the first level of pain tolerance then working it up so that your brain adjust to think of it more commonly and you remember the sensation way more so you don't die from shock each time anymore. You're thinking way too much on the pain part of it though, think on the adrenaline and the interest you could get out of doing things like that, a punch as hard as possible that ruptures your bones, causes your veins to boil and explode, and more than likely goes through most people. Imagine if you could hit like a mantis shrimp and just let the recoil flow through your arm and destroy the whole thing in the process. Imagine how it might look and what you'd see after and how your arm could look at that moment, you'd get it back later of course but that means you could see that view tons of times and it could be different each time.>>156140213Honestly death is a bit less scary in HS because of Jadesprite, she admits that there is a very real afterlife that she was at with everyone else and everything is great. My paranoias and fears of death are mostly about the after part rather than the it happens part, its gonna come regardless but after is the scary part cause this is all we really know, it'd be weird for it all just to be gone, never being able to come back, or anything else where its all way too different. Even hell sounds more stimulating and somehow comforting that just not existing anymore because it least you know you're somewhere after everything. The inherent knowledge that something is beyond it all conclusively in some form is just more comforting than current. As a god tier such a fear doesn't exist, you know what's beyond and when you're truly ready you will be able to go on your terms from then on, unless you are rose and you maybe get stuck in a coma never to recover.
>>156140051there's levels you gotta climb once you reach god tier yeah, rose doesn't climb any of them though, so she's pretty much her regular self with strong ass wands that I think came from nowhere? how'd rose even get those wands anyways? I don't remember, but I know liv tyler the robo bunny first introduced them.
>>156140256She died in the game dudeShe was stuck in the ultra-hell dreambubbles like everyone else and it is honestly amazing she did not see or hear from another Jade telling her what was up like the dead Jade from the doomed timeline
>>156140276technically, dream Jade never really got that far into the game as she died before they even started and then was just chilling in the furthest ring before wondering to the dream bubbles. She ironically wasn't doomed because like grandpa what happens with her even getting stuffed was time shenanigans. Again, its better than just ceasing to be since its memory land. You could easily go do other stuff and later they even managed to go do other things. plus if your friends aren't lazy they could come back to revive you some point. She died long before the game really even began kinda like how grandpa is dead by the start of the story anyway.Weirdly she was not bound to the bubbles when she first died, she was just able to free roam.
>>156140347wowzers you're replying from the past dude thats so tubular dude
>>156140265I feel you vastly vastly underestimate just how strong these children are. Or how strong playing sburb makes you. The echeladder is a level system. Level 1 is you how you are now. Literally one level higher and you have grown in strength substantially, health, speed, strength, everything. Theres *god* knows how many echeladder rungs you are able to climb until you max out. who fucking *knows* if the scaling on that is linear or exponential. Regardless, by the time you max out, which all of the beta kids did, and im assuming all of the trolls too, you are like, so so rediculously strong. Case and point, john goes from a boy who cannot lift a sledge hammer without help to one who effortlessly swings magic hammers on his own. The god tier is a multipler *on top* of your pre god tier stats. Plus any of the god tier rungs on top of that, even at base god tier, thats INSANE. Fresh god tier aradia could stop bec nior, and a lower level god tier like vriska had the potential to BEAT him.
>>156140347When the dream bubbles are made, they'll have always existed, that's how stuff works outside the Incipisphere. It's why the beforan trolls lived for so long in their dream bubbles despite the existence of said bubbles not being created until two universes later.
>>156139855>aradia and fef giving eridan a double titjobThis could be arranged...I'll put it on the to do list.
>>156140393Well that's cause its out there in the ring, if it weren't the bubbles would be more of a concurrent thing but those are pretty much out of time's jurisdiction right along side the horrorterrors who maintained and made them for Fef. But the ring pretty much got nuked and, counting BC & the epilouges, some people just kinda ended up fallout out into the Candy timeline meaning they pretty much got free new lives simply by not facing double death. It's solid if you think about it since you don't really age until you come back to life meaning you've got a good second chance if you make it. Besides, we'll see soon if there was anything else from how John tells the story when he gets back. Callie also survived death and hid in her own black hole; really there are plenty of options for where you end up when you die. Every option but Callie's is the fun option
>>156140454What a detestable creature.
>>156137101I saw a woman in full clown costume in her car on the highway on my way to work 2 months ago
Happy late Halloween hsg, I dressed up but I'm too lazy to post what i wore so, maybe tomorrow. Also fuck you weather, it HAD to rain as I went out with family.
My wife posting
You should be way less modest and start enduring way more pain so that you can experience more fun things. It's like fishing where the anticipation is just as important as the result, its like being at work and constantly thinking about how you might die or get injured and then wondering how you'd engage with that injury or more specifically the ret stuff that could come out. Its like prime opportunity for inspirations as you keep working the next 3 hours of your shift and think of if you'd have enough to make a sentence with your finger or if you should ask your boss for like a bandaid since you really shouldn't ask to go home or you don't get paid the full hour.
>>156140256>Honestly death is a bit less scary in HS because of Jadesprite, she admits that there is a very real afterlife that she was at with everyone else and everything is great.Dreambubbles exist at the Horrorterror's leisure. As far as can be told they only make them to facilitate the ultimate defeat of Lord English, their natural predator. That's why their only real inhabitants are Sburb players and Sburb adjacent paraphernalia.Nobody else gets an afterlife unless the Horrorterrors like you for some reason.
>>156140583>Nobody else gets an afterlife unless the Horrorterrors like you for some reason.That's still good enough, they're a very tangible lot and if you work really hard you can engage with them. You could always just plan several steps ahead for your revival with items or ask your teammate to do it. As long as it isn't LE's beams you got good odds at being a ghost a minimum cause there are very few actual ways to be completely erased
>>156140548She's beautiful, my queen...
>>156140548>JK OficusThis better not awaken something in me
