Why is he such a failure of a character? Literal walking plot and propaganda device, could not even save warner bros or multiversus despite his fans saying that he is beloved, it seems that his fans rely on DEATH BATTLE to claim he beats everyone in fiction to have value, huh.
>>156125949Because Goku, and specifically the Funimation Z Goku, exists. He is literally a better Superman than Superman, and everyone knows it. As for edgy Superman, people finally have their fix in Omniman and Homelander. Even just for the never give up mentality, Goku fits it, Spider-Man fits it.There's nothing special about Superman anymore, and nobody actually cares about some variation that has narrative transcendence. Every argument for Superman is done in bad faith and ignores the fact that many others have similar capabilities, with arguably less reaches.
>>156125949this is the thread btw
>>156125949dumbass we already have a thread up
>>156125974no we dont
>>156125949>>156125962Obsessed lmao
>>156125962You are legitimately the dumbest monkey-brained retard holy shit
>>156126042>>156126045If you think most people under 30 actually gives a shit about Superman and doesn't prefer someone like Goku, Omniman, or Homelander, or even Spider-Man or Batman, you are wrong. He's not special anymore. Nobody cares.
>>156126055People prefer Superman over Homelander, you've been living in 2022 too long
>>156125949>could not even save warner bros or multiversusHe can't save people from themselves. WB had a perfectly exceptional game and they tore it down to make Smash Bros with micro transactions.
>>156126080I am pretty sure the boys at least finished their cinematic run and their main comic storyline ended without retcons.the DCU is dying in a week or so kek
>>156126082Jump Force and DB Kakarot outsold injustice 1 and 2 on their own.Also multiversus was an overall 100 million USD loss.I thought everyone loved Superman.
>>156125949Imagine being such an iconic and beloved character that contrarians have to make it their entire personality to hate you.
>>156126096Hate? I am indifferent to him. Just like how THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA buys manga over capeshit 5 to 1
>>156126087>I am pretty sure the boys at least finished their cinematic run and their main comic storyline ended without retcons.The Boys is more dead than Gunn's DCU, OP. Even Snyderverse is more alive than it.
>>156126094Jump Force was universally agreed to be trash on release day.
>>156126104The boys ended its main story. It was not cancelled like the snyderverse.
>>156126094>Jump Force and DB Kakarot outsold injustice 1 and 2 on their own.Nobody knows what those are, OP
>>156126108And yet that trash outsold injustice 1 and 2 on all platforms combined.>>156126116I am not surprised no one knows what Injustice is, since no one reads comics or cares about superman to buy that game.
>>156126112People still talk about the Snyderverse and Gunn's DCU but are no longer talking about The Boys
>>156126102You make threads to complain about every character you're indifferent to? Where's the Flatman thread or the Lightning Lad thread?
>>156126129Cuz it ended. It was not cancelled.
>>156126132Why are you so insulted that someone does not love superman?Cult.
>>156126144Why are you upset about the truth?OP is nothing more than a Dying Grifter
>>156126135Nobody liked the last season so they're no longer talking about the show. More people are talking about Injustice than The Boys.
>>156126157You are the one denying the truth Superman is irrelevant tho
>>156126164Yet injustice 1 and 2 combined were outsold by the lowerst of the low Jump has ever done.
>>156125974Where
>>156125949>PARROT thread doesn't get any repliesHoly KEKKY! Nice going Hal.
i thought you guys were done with stealth
>>156125949Superman is awesome. Goku doesn't have any powers so obviously he'd lose. Stop being so butthurt about it.
I think a lot of people don't like Superman anymore because they'd genuinely rather be someone like Goku or Homelander. They don't want to give a fuck about other people or use their abilities for the betterment of society.And it's really hard to blame them for their lack of empathy. Whether it's 13%ers or "students" "protesting" in France or the -stein du jour, there's a lot of shit going on that makes lashing out at others from a position of power impervious to consequence or retaliation seem very appealing.Pic related. This dude looks at Earth and doesn't see man's inhumanity towards man, but something actually laudable and worth loving despite the tremendous ugliness that he must be aware of on a level that would crush a regular human being. He's a character that demands that you be better.But with Goku or Homelander? It's fine. Go laser the people who disagree with you to death. Do whatever the fuck you want, what's anyone else going to do to you?
>>156126674>betterment of society meaning kneeling down and waiting for illegal immigrant god man to save you!Superman also listens in and breaks into people's homes to beat them up and deliver them to the police.You are just a leftie governent bitch.
saitama is a better hero than superman, there i said it.
>>156126706I mean yeah. He minds his own business and does not spy on people.Also trained for his powers.
>>156126706Better at jobbing to Goku
>>156126674It's wasted here, but I appreciate the sincerity
>>156126706Superman saves Cat like nothing Saitama would murder they if it was the societal norms.The fucking murder robot has more common sense than Baldy’s Basic over here
>>156126216If he’s so irrelevant how come everyone and their grandpa is trying to make their own expy
>>156125949Almost 100 years later and the guy still does not have a single decent piece of media. Batman runs laps around this poor retard in that regard (and many others).Superman is also consistently the worst part of every crossover, of which he has many, because the guy is just so boring you can't do anything with him except powerscale.
>>156127015saying this when superman TAS exists? (which also has batCHAD in it)
>>156127016Superman TAS has nothing remarkable in it outside of the Batman crossover. I'm not saying it's bad, it's just not very good either.
>>156127021counterpoint: lobo is the best character and i want to plap the FUCK out of livewire to delesbianify her
>>156127021STAS is just as good as BTAS 80% of the time.
>>156125949Superman is Jewish power fantasy and the creator even said so
>>156126937Superman isn't original either, although I know you wish he was
>>156127043>>156127040>>156127021Our MAN has SUPER POWERS so we can call him SUPER MAN,and his whole character is that he NEVER LOSES!... until he does.
>>156127399Reminder Light could 100% kill Saitama with the death note.Saitama is a human and aside of heart attacks, the death note takes over your mind, willpower and make you actively try to kill yourself with a divine external source by divinely empowered death gods with immeasurable intellect.
>>156127431That's Ryuk's power though? All Saitama needs to do is punch Cucky Ryuk one time.
>>156127040Stfu, troon
>>156126690Seethe>>156126708Fuck off
>>156127522You are weak, soifag
>RTH
>>156127546No
There already is a thread up you retarded faggot.
>>156127502Ryuk is a ghost, they said that no human weapon can touch him.Saitama just punches thru him.Regardless, no. He does not do the killing himself, the notebook does, and the notebook is a divine item. At best you can argue that saitama would need to kill the shinigami king or the God that employs them, but he would have no clue where he is.
>>156127637saitama uses the 0.06 seconds he has to find another death note and write his own name down to permanently make himself immune to all notebooks
>>156127680not how that works. It has to be unintentional.
>>156127704that's the "misspell it 4 times" rule
>>156127720exactly. Saitama writting his own name would just kill him.
>>156125949>>156126674Giving a fuck about other people simply isn't impressive when you're as powerful as Superman. And yet they just keep trying to make him stronger, because powerscaling is all he has and the only thing that gets sales anymore, oh but he waxes poetical about the human condition or whatever. It's fucking meaningless coming from the likes of him. It's like when a rich guy donates to charity. It's just a token gesture even if his donation has a lot more 0s than a poor man's. Because it's all relative.And it's even more ironic when you remember that his main "counterpart" or "rival" or whatever the fuck is Batman, a guy who's filthy rich. And yet despite all his riches and advantages, his commitment to heroism rings so much more strongly to the general audience because he shows that he really does mean it, his convictions are real and they're ruining his life. Superman just gets kinda sad sometimes about someone calling him names or whatever, or gets cucked by Lois for the 50th time. Woe is me, a bald man is bullying me. Who gives a shit?
>>156127726but he wouldn't misspell his name in that instance and the rule only kills you if you intentionally misspell the name 4 times to save someoneintentionally writing it correctly to save yourself with the 0.06 wouldn't kill you
>>156127737Retard
>>156127738if you write your name well the notebook kills you.Writting it in less than 0.6 seconds wont matter either since Light will be writting his name at normal human speeds regardless the instant he gets the name he wants. Besides, Saitama is nowhere smart enough to even read the rules to make up any plan like that. That would be Tatsumaki or Genos doing.
>>156127737WHY ARE MY OSHIS SINGING A DRAGON BALL SONG INSTEAD OF SINGING THE SUPERMAN THEME ACAPELLA THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENINGNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>156127878Nobody cares
>>156127979cared enough to reply doebeit :^)
>>156128008So?
>>156126042>>156126096Replace the “Superman” with “Sonic the Hedgehog” and suddenly it’s like the veil over truth has been lifted! I think Mario has better games now>>you’re clearly obsessed I think his bright colors are a little childish, isn’t this for 4 year olds?>> you made your ENTIRE personality on hating the BEST character alive?!?Superman only worked when immigrants were white Europeans so it made sense for a super alien coming down to rural earth. Gosh, what would model Superman be like? Instead of flying he travels through phones and computers, and instead of laser eyes he just shits up the entire street! Hey this is pretty good don’t steal my ideas!
>>156128135Cope
>>156128135didn't readyour mad
>>156126055Superman is one of the most popular characters among gen alpha boys thoughbeit.
>>156128300He's "known" but he isn't popular.
DB>raped by Yamcha>raped by Roshi>raped by Tien>raped by Tao>Molested by Grandpa Gohan>raped by Mr. Popo.>raped by King PiccoloSaiyan>raped by raditz>pulverized by bejitaNamek>raped by ginyu>raped by krillin>raped by gohan>raped by bejita>saved by bejitaAndroid>raped by 19>raped by a microbe>saved by bejitaCell Games>concedes to cell>raped by cell jr>dies to semi perfect cellBuu>ko'd by bejita>flees from buu>raped by super buu>raped by kid buu>saved by bejita and satanBoG>raped by beerusRoF>raped by Whis>raped by frieza-dono>raped by Sorbet-sama with a ray gunU6 tournament>certified 50 iq retard>cosbied by Frost>raped by HitFuture Trunks>admits to never kissing his wife>raped by Zamasu>raped by Black>raped by fused ZamasusBefore ToP>raped by Hit (again)>raped by AraleToP>forgot about his first son>raped by fit Buu>raped by Botamo (baseball)>lied in front of his own friends/family without hesitation>raped by Frieza (again)>raped by some green man in U4>raped by Kefla>raped by JirenBroly Movie>doesn’t know what repugnant means>raped by BrolyGalactic Patrol>raped by a ray gun (again)>drained by Moro-sama>almost kills himself because he forgot he can't survive in outter space>raped by Saganbo-dono>drained by Moro (again)>raped my Merus (again)>sodomized by Moro (again)>PENETRATED by Moro>Saved by Bejita and UubGranolah the Survivor>Raped by Granolah>Saved by Bejita>Raped by Granolah AGAIN>Raped By Granolah in UI>Raped by Base Vegeta in SSB UI>Raped by Granolah again>Raped by Gas numerous times>Healed by Monaito just to job again>Raped by Black Frieza in the prison showerSuper Hero>Jobbed to Bejita-sama AGAIN>Jobbed to the BEAST>Forgot about Pan>mindbroken by Bath SamaDeath Battle>Raped by SuperCHAD>Raped by SuperCHAD again>Raped by Reverse Flash>Raped by Silver the Hedgehog>Raped by SpongeBob >Raped by SuperCHAD RESPECTFVLLY>Scared by SaiCHADmaOur hero... Son Gokek...
>>156128547>>cosbied by Frostfuck you i laughed
>>156127878BBC sluts in that picture
>>156128940Favorite verse?
>>156128940You are Jewish or Indian
>>156128969Hololive!>>156128974I'm from Indonesia
>>156128991Post your hand
>>156129019Shirogane Noel is my Oshi, but I also like Pekora a lotAnything after Gen 3 is slop, Hololive lost it's soul a while ago when Cover went public
How many times have you re watched KRATOSURA?
>>156129261You are INDIANNNNNNN
>>156125949Fire up the retarded take machine, I guess
>>156129326Indonesian*
>>156128300There's a Liar Maaaaan, posting in this thread.
>>156125949He's the prototype superhero . An invincible god with cheat codes. He is supposed to be that way though. As he was the first superhero.
Can somebody punish me with assrape already?I was hoping my rival could do it, but he's too WEAK.
>>156129594Go ask your uncle
>>156125962
>>156125949Man of Steel, Injustice, Death Battle, and Gunn's Superman have all done tremendous damage to Superman's image.Man of Steel made him stoic, boring, and a bit of an asshole.Injustice put the idea in people's heads that Superman would be more interesting if he was evil, not good.Death Battle memed Superman as an unstoppable boring Mary Sue. Read between the lines. The conclusion was always Goku is a cooler and more likable character, but Superman has a laundry list of retarded feats that puts him ahead because he is a Mary Sue. He does not get challenged, he always wins. Death Battle wants Goku to win but they can't give it to him. Now Superman is REALLY seen as a boring character.And yes even Gunn sucks because he overcorrects Man of Steel by making his Superman a loser and doormat.
>>156130231Absolute Superman made him a little bit more interesting by basically making him more like Kara, a debuff to his powers, survivor’s guilt over Krypton, being a true alien but still just as empathetic. I really like how he tries to redeem his villains when he can a lot like Wonder Woman.
>>156130231I only like DCAU Superman.
>>156129528You mean OP? Sure, he's a Lar
>It's another Batwank and /a/ invades /co/ thread
>>156128332>>156129528
>>156127737By that metric, Hal Jordan is more committed to heroism, because being Green Lantern has ruined his life. Hal Jordan is homeless, unemployable (he's got really big gaps in his resume that are huge red flags, on top of having no fixed address), his credit score is for shit, and all other kinds of problems that keep him from interacting with modern society. Batman resonates because he's a "badass" who lashes out anyone he chooses to strike at with impunity and even though he's "only human" he does ridiculous shit like killing the JL all by himself and defeating Darkseid in one-on-one fights on multiple occasions. He's still comically wealthy and enjoys a standard of living beyond imagination, and his body only suffers from the abuse he puts it through during specific storylines when the author chooses to try and poorly make a 'woe is me, being Batman is hard' point that other authors either gleefully ignore or contradict by explaining Batman has some fabulous magical or super-science method of regeneration to keep him from being a crippled CTE-addled vegetable.
Still a symbol of hope and when you think of Superhero, you'd think of him. You simply lost, doomer
>>156126674That’s what a hero should be. Not just strong but having values that make them heroic. He still believes in humanity despite everything because he knows what we could be. That’s why superman will be talked about long after gokek is forgotten.
Comic sales in the 80s btw. Why the fuck were DCfags saying that the Avengers were C-listers?
Why do we keep having this terrible thread? Superman is fine
>>156125949Superman is in a really, really strange limbo right nowAll of the most famous modern Superman stories - and the sort of memetic interpretation of him, have him be THE guy. Hes an archtyoe, a living myth - he is all powerful, but solves things with his charisma, the power of love, his intelligence - and just the innate myth of goodness he represents. The thing is, the higher Superman is elevated, the more of a strange limbo Clark himself is in. No one gives a fuck about Lois Lane, Metropolis, or Jimmy (except Jimmyfags) and Clark gets put in an odd place - how is he simultaneously meant to be this godlike being of wonder, but also somehow be either a depressed man struggling to be a hero (Snyder) or an emotional immature idiot getting cussed out by his drunk cousin and pissed on by his dog (Gunn)I think Clark himself needs a strong re evaluation. Bruce Wayne is allowed to do cool shit as Bruce Wayne - no one knows what the fuck to do with Clark as a reporter anymore, no one knows what to do with Metropolis, and no one knows what to do with ClarkIt wont be until we get a Superman adaptation that actually makes Clark work (and more interesting) and a Lois Lane adaptation that doesnt fade into the background, will Superman work. He will ways be stuck in the strange status quo limbo of a character whose mythological archetype of Superman has far outpaced the actual man, Clark KentPersonally, I think Clark needs to be more like the archetype of some hollywood leading man from the 40s or the 50s. Not some rom com anime uwu soft boyfriend, not some edgelord, not a goofy moron - just like, an actual respectable man who wears a suit and can be taken seriously. The man should match the myth.
Post a SuperBITCH movie making a billion dollars right now.
>>156132415Iron Man prior to the MCU films was objectively a C-list hero
the eventually man song has done irreparable damage to ONE's fanbase
>>156132950DC fags will look you in the eye and say Iron Man was a C-Lister while he was out selling Wonder Woman
>>156133004>Outselling Wonder Woman>Implying people actually read Wonder Womananon this isn't the own you think it is
>Post a SuperBITCH movie making->AYO SPIDEY THIS FOR PAUL-GANG NIGGA!>Huh? Can this wait a second, I'm trying to->*BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM* >AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
>>156133380Why did Peter never think to make his outfit bullet proof? Is he stupid?
>>156133412Because he's High Outerversal.>b-butNext question!
SUPERMANTHREADTOOOOOOOOOOOOSHulkthreadsura...
Hulk jobbed...
(__*__)(__o__)(__*__)(__o__)make it wink
>>156133593Favorite verse?
>>156133412He's constantly broke. He didn't have the cash to make the suit bullet proof
>>156133598the (__*__)-verse
Guys who should Neo from dog nigga fight?
>>156133714This has strong Tails Gets Trolled energy.
>>156133733It's pretty good. There's even a school shooting arc
>>156132415KEKKYPOW! Why is Dead Company so shit?
>>156133836Because they won't give Congorilla his own series.
Check out dog nigga it's funny as fuck
>>156127431Most characters do indeed die to a death note.The best defense people spout against it is "it only works on humans" which isn't even really true and more of a consequence of the series only featuring humans.Frieren however would indeed be immune to a death note.
>>156133892Light just needs to shoot her with a gun, no need for the book
>>156133892Only works on humans
>>156133892Ainz TANKS that then kills Ryuk with The Goal Of All Life Is Death.
>>156125949It's because of the consequences of Byrne and the resulting modern misconception of Superman as "boring" thanks to a lot of the nuanced parts of his character being stripped away. Superman is meant to be super-intelligent and stoic in a similar way to Batman (both inspired by Doc Savage) as well as incredibly powerful (not just in brute strength alone) and genuinely fearsome.It's weird because it's almost like he and Wonder Woman got switched around in terms of characterization. Wonder Woman lost her pacifism and her gentle sweet demeanor to Superman while Superman gave up his anger, violence, and stoicism and gave it to Wondy
>>156133911Light would die to Frienen's weakest spells
>mods took out the Hulk thread but kept the thread with listroon's thread where he has a sonic meltdown over Superman again
>>156133892>which isn't even really true and more of a consequence of the series only featuring humansHas the death note ever been used on animals?
ListGAWD warped you.
Could they catch Kira?
>>156133836This is after the DC implosion. The suits at DC spent 15 years chasing treads and when Marvel started making comics longer and more expensive DC committed to 100 page multifeature comics. Then Marvel dropped back down their page count and price. Over night DC lost 2/3rds of their readers. Most quit comics altogether.
>Anti CHADperman meltdownTHE super hero. Accept no substitutes.
I'm no longer asking watch dog nigga it's full of funny shit like this.
>yugi muto is a valid target to kill with the death note>atem isn't what happens
So why dc hasnt released a dragon ball/justice league crossover? They hate money?
>>156134045It fails because there's technically two niggas inside of yugi
>>156134046Why Shueisha lower themselves like that? Better to crossover with Marvel instead.
>>156133972Fuck off
>>156134070Stfu, subhuman
>Fuck off
>>156134088Nice gif of your face, lol
>>156134046Japanese don't like gaijin.
death note sucks and is very boring
>>156134103>Ultraman in Marvel>Godzilla in DC and Marvel>Kamen Rider in DC>Naruto in TMNT??
>>156134103Seethe >>156134123Wipe those tears
>>156134103Bruh
>>156133964Nope, its never attempted either.
Columbo will stomp btw
>>156133932Reimu when she sees my cock
Could this attack beat Goku
>>156134197Duh light literally only wins with outside help or blatant cheating
who is the most powerful skeleton? vampire? werewolf? witch?
Who should Superman fight now that he's no longer tied to Goku?
>aang vs genshit>light vs columbo>geats vs neroI FIGHTTO BE THE BIGGEST FLOP ALIVE
>>156134123What's the matter, too high IQ for you? Too cerebral? Not enough power ups and fight scenes, too much conversation and scheming? Little beyond your mental capability? Did it give you a migraine trying to keep up with the developments and motivations?Heh...
KINO note rocks and is very engaging
Sonic vs Minecraft Steve
HELP ME RYUK! HELP ME MISA! HELP ME GAY SHINIGAMI!!! THIS IS BASE COLUMBO I'M UP AGAINST
>>156134295Minecraft skeleton.>full unbreakable netherite armor with protection 32767>invulnerable NBT tag>unbreakable sword with sharpness/fire aspect 32767>strength 127 and resistance 127
>>156133989The one on the left has library that feeds him information and is basically never in any danger unless the use one specific form so yes
>>156134045If this is before Atem regains his memory it fails
>>156134305ThorComp Mario
NOOTICING how Light Yagami has only killed women with methods that aren't a normal heart attack.This is because the Death Note can't kill someone through physically impossible means and women have no heart
>>156133932This infinite speed BEAST blitzed my entire verse...
>*Steals your foid*
Dead threads here too?
Nijisanji won
>>156134781What board are people using now?
>feels the heart attack>recalls back 5 seconds, completely fine again>her death was scheduled to happen exactly 5 seconds ago in current time so it just doesn't happen>"CHEERS LUV"BOOM. DONE.
I KILLED the halls...
>>156134883Dunno I think the one funny poster got a job or something.
>>156134661He needs meth to function
So is anyone going to make a non-listroon thread or are we going to have to squat in the squalid dungheap of his impotent rage
>>156135085be the change o algo
>Unsupervised children running amok all nightMy kind of Holiday!
>>156135160Yosodomy Sam...
>>156135160Hal Jordan and Spawnfag...
>>156135160HALTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
MMhmm yummy yummy coffeee
>>156134305>Superman vs. someone that isn't even planetaryFor what purpose?
>no milk and the creamer is almost finishedNOOOOO I REFUSE TO DRINK IT BLACK
I got cotton candy, a hot dog, some oreos, and a bud lite for Halloween. Hell yeah.
>>156135591I got insulted
thank you vore drawing anon, i hope you keep posting more
Halbros.... will our hero's reputation ever recover?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZS_T_rJzVU
>>156135175Still the funniest fucking typo made in these halls.
Just got RAPED and GAPED by the STRONGEST... and I liked it...
>>156136204Mewtwo...
>>156133947
/dbg/sura/dbs/ura
>>156136232>deadsus thread
I feel like I'm missing something is there something in comics or some other media where Optimus Prime is ungodly powerful or something?
>>156134062So firestorm is the best hero to fight light.
>>156135786you're welcome; i'd do it more often (i enjoy drawing) but i never have ideas for it
>>156136232Kill yourself listroon
>>156134903You know the death note doesn't HAVE to kill by heart attack right
>>156136542Based and good
>>156136723heart attack is what it defaults to if the cause of death isn't physically possible so it's very easy to bypass it with hax
>>156136798Its pretty easy to bypass hax with it though.If you just write "at midnight x will hang themselves" they basically get mind controlled and are forced to do that, they don't really get a say after the fact.
>>156136861What if I just resist his sissy mindcontrol?
>dead thread on the night where there are children roaming the streets, often unsupervised, and accepting things from strangersNoticed.
I'm actually happy most of the anons are out here enjoying Halloween. Lets me know you're not actually schizophrenic and just pretend to be for the laughs.
>>156136884I agree thats a way to do but but thats a resistance not a hax.But then he could very easily just mindjack someone else with the death note and have them kill you, then themselves.
>>156136896Battleboarding faggotry only appealing to underage retards and pedo losers isn't exactly the revelation of an age
Undertaker vs Judge Holden who would win
>>1561362614chansura...
>>156136896I took my niece trick or treating tonight. :D
>>156136896i took a shit on my neighbors' porch and he blamed the kids
>/DBG/ANONS actually have a life and go outsideOH NO NO THIS CANT BE GUYS
>>156137420Guffybluds...
>>156126928I'm surprised Saitama can even be hurt by a cat's claws. I guess it's for comedic effect, like when he was getting bit by that mosquito.
/dbg/bros...how did we become Halloween's SISSIES?!?! We need to hide until Christmas IMMEDIATELY!!
>>156137420>20 seconds to throw a punchwan piss
NATURETOOOOOOOOOOOOSnurturesura...
>>156137417Goku...
https://bangsbangingblogs.blogspot.com/2026/10/bangs-blogs-knull-vs-nekron.htmlIt's upKnull won
Okay but Beerus would crush Catwoman
>>156137498K, B, C (Kringle, Bells, Cookies)
https://lokapredictionstuff.blogspot.com/2024/05/prediction-blog-bb-hood-vs-bridget.html?m=1
>>156137575SAY HIS NAME
Just got back from trick or treating! What Halloween specials are you guys watching while you wait from the Great Pumpkin to delivery your toys!
>>156137575>if fucking Nekron can't put him down then Knull actually RAPES and GAPES Barbatos and makes him a light morselOH NONONONO
>>156137575the guy who got bitch slapped by godzilla and ran won?
So there is a lot of content that we get that gets translated and localized before it reaches us. Like did you know that Perfect Cell talks like a condescending gentleman scientist rather than talking like Frieza?He ends up referring to characters using the -kun suffix and uses nonstandard and clinical vocabulary like rather than say he learned Instant Transmission from Goku he says something closer to 'systemically mastered'.Just found that interesting.
>>156137578For a second I thought he was dressed in traditional african clothes
>>156137499https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bw3EwPB4VKw
>>156125949With how hard DC's been pushing BatEverything the last 10,15 years, you'd think his fanclub would lighten up trying to pull down the remaining Dc property that hasn't been tainted by Batman or Harley Quin. You edgelord.
>>156137575YUP!
>>156137609>tranny shot dead by biological female
>>156137575>NekronWhomst?
>>156137609>Fight Little Red wins with no concept of difficulty
BULETTATOSBridgetsura...
>I have light powers so I winStunning conclusion to Knull vs Nekron
>>156137646Is Barbatos weak to light
>>156137841>implying that loli wouldn’t be forceplapped by the transgoddessHnng
https://superstarshowdownblog.blogspot.com/2026/10/sonicexe-vs-red-sonicexe-vs-godzilla-nes.htmlIt's upExe won the first round, Red tied with 2011X
>>156137609I'd rather BB fight peacock from skullgirls or Annie or Umbrella
>>156137945YUUUUUP RAPENIC ALWAYS WINS! CLITTYPALOOZINGTON
>>156137609>Before we begin...>Bridget is a woman, respect it or get the hell out>Okay, now that the scum are gone, let's talk about Brisket vs BulletaWhy do they get so angry about this?
Predictions for the next time? There are dome rumors that it could be revy vs spike
>respectfvlly shoots xir in the headYOU ARE A REAL WOMXN NO LONGER
>>156138056I never was...
>>156137945Yeah Sonic rapes and gapes Godzilla. He fucks Mothra while cucky 'Z sits and cries lmfao
IYOKUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
Sonic, rapes, compositereality
>>156138163>SRCSonic's (a) Raped Cuck?
>>156138199i could always update the squad picture. of all the video game characters who beat sonic.
>>156131048You are dead-on about Hal Jordan. This dynamic was on full display in the Lanterns series. The writers clearly set out to frame Kyle Chandler’s aging Hal as a stubborn, past-his-prime relic who needed to step aside for John Stewart, leaning heavily into unsubtle as fuck "time for the old guard to retire" parallels. Yet viewers still gravitated toward him. While Chandler’s natural charisma certainly helped, the deeper reason is that audiences recognized a hero taking the hits. Even as the script and surrounding cast treated him like a toxic boomer that is never right, Hal was the one consistently putting his life on the line and paying the personal toll.It is the exact same disconnect Alan Moore experienced with Watchmen. Moore intentionally conceived Rorschach as a grotesque deconstruction of a real-world vigilante, mentally unstable, unwashed, reactionary, and surviving on cold beans from a can. When readers turned Rorschach into the breakout favorite, Moore was baffled. He assumed readers were simply ignoring the character's ugliness, but in reality, readers saw those flaws clearly. What won them over was that in a room full of gods, geniuses, and so on who all rationalized mass murder for the "greater good," Rorschach was the only one whose spine never broke. He refused to compromise, even knowing it meant his immediate death.Audiences will forgive abrasiveness, stubbornness, or bad hygiene every single time if a character displays unwavering moral resolve and acts selflessly at enormous personal expense. That underlying drive is why love about Batman, because he embody the idea of a mortal man grinding himself to dust against an impossible mission
>>156137575>Not G1
>>156137575He RAN from batGOS
>>156138234You are actually making lanterns sound good, you’re too smart for this board.
>>156131048>even though he's "only human" he does ridiculous shit like killing the JL all by himself and defeating Darkseid in one-on-one fights on multiple occasionsBatman isn't popular because of these things. Most Batman fans don't even know it happened. They know him from the movies, the cartoon, the games, which don't have any of that.
I really want Spider Man vs Batman again, don’t care if Batman loses again either but at the same time Batman being in the show for a 5th time, and either becoming extremely hated or laughed at for winning or losing doesn’t sound like a good time
>>156138287The guy who made it is a member of G1 and people from G1 work on his blogs frequently
>>156138354Why are they always so long winded, they can get to the point much faster if they didn’t list every irrelevant power.
>>156138370Nobody reads anything other than the Before the Verdicts and Verdicts unless there's a particularly strange ability to begin with, just skip that shit
>>156138234>It is the exact same disconnect Alan Moore experienced with Watchmen. Moore intentionally conceived Rorschach as a grotesque deconstruction of a real-world vigilante, mentally unstable, unwashed, reactionary, and surviving on cold beans from a can. When readers turned Rorschach into the breakout favorite, Moore was baffled. He assumed readers were simply ignoring the character's ugliness, but in reality, readers saw those flaws clearly. What won them over was that in a room full of gods, geniuses, and so on who all rationalized mass murder for the "greater good," Rorschach was the only one whose spine never broke. He refused to compromise, even knowing it meant his immediate death.Moore simply made fun of people that self inserted as him, he also said Rorschach had fierce integrity and was arguably "the hero of the story"Because Rorschach is nuanced wow
https://deathbyblog666.blogspot.com/2026/10/coined-blogs-wicked-witch-vs-maleficent.html>Composite Wicked Witch of the West (even limited to just the Warner Bros incarnations or possibly even just the book version if we're VERY generous with scaling) might actually beat Jadis if you don't give her the n-word passHuh
>>156138454Kek what the fuck is this shitMALEFICENTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
>>156138485Yeah G1 had to revise Maleficent vs Jafar (which didn't use Kingdom Hearts) because they found out she can survive as a ghost and kill people in their dreams which not even Genie Jafar had a defense for
poop and pee
>Maleficent's grandson from a random gacha game about edgy Disney characters probably kills all of Dragon BallJesus fucking Christ what
>>156138501Hilariously this would later be rendered irrelevant AGAIN when it was discovered the Aladdin cartoon happened to have some world a GALAXY away that characters happen to travel to meaning Jafar just fucking speedblitzes her
>>156137982>>156138068that's not Sonic, that's a Sonic fanboy who is also a demon but that's unrelated
>>156138561.....Maleficiant had sex?
>>156138564>"It is over jaffar I have soul era-">speedblitzes you by billions of times before erasing you from existence
>>156138564How does it prevent Maleficent from pulling a Freddy Krueger?
>>156138564This is irrelevant though, the dream shit worked even after Maleficent was killed in the first placeCucky Jafar has no way to interact with souls or dreams or anything so he just gets dreamraped
>>156138658>*respectfully depowers Maleficient and drains her of all her magic at billions of times the speed of light*Done.
>>156138679So...can we see Jafar doing any of that while trapped inside his dream that Maleficent would have full control over, or...
>>156138485Frankly I'm more surprised composite Wicked Witch of the West could keep upHer death scene is so well known and comedic people just assume she's curb stomped by well....everyone
>>156138561Wait a sec is Nightmare Before Christmas a part of this?
>>156138693>P-PLEASE LET ME DO MY DOMAIN EXPANSION JAFFAR SAMA I-IF YOU DON'T i...Uh...Will temu freddy kruegerAlso kinda funny how gacha/out of country made content is so busted, like tom stopping an universal shockwave, makes you wonder if shit like that chink naruto RPG has xianxia wank
>>156138773After Kingdom Hearts are you seriously surprised?
>>156138755Maybe, they mostly just used composite Disney + a bunch of KH stuff for her, Fortnite was just tossed out because she didn't actually need it
However, when it comes to power and speed, The Wicked Witch of the West all but eclipses her. She can create country-spanning earthquakes and wide storms herself even without magic, and what’s more, her magic is superior to the likes of Glinda, who can create a whole Star, and the Wizard whose magic (previously her own!) crossed a universal distance. This isn’t even accounting for her immeasurable arguments like her paper airplane crossing the stars and time, and scaling to Ozma who could react to the Parrot-Ox. It’s no question. The Wicked Witch of the West takes stats.The fucking wicked witch can speedblitz feats kratos, and ASURA. HUH?
>>156138773It's not from the gacha thing (though if comp Maleficent was included she canonically shits on Jafar). It's from a sequel novel to the original movie.The only way to stop it is to destroy Maleficent's soul which Jafar can't do. So much for cucky planet juggling
>>156138789KH is a bunch of lore merchants, Tom stopped a literal universal schokwave, of course that didn't stop him from coyote tanking the multiverse exploding...This sounds like I am on crack
>>156138812>who could react to the Parrot-Ox.Them using that is kind of weird since well compositing Oz the way they did is like if you composited Touhou with ALL of the doujinshi made for itThe book is great but it's no different from using some new self-published book that makes the Wicked Witch of the West outerversal and have her fire lasers out of her nipples
Someone add Parrot-Ox to the Asura dogsled image
>>156138812Post Kratos and Asura throwing a bucket of water
>>156138870ENTER
Greasy cocks and lubed up buttholes are what my verse is all about. Every inch of this place sees action from the bottom of the sea to the highest mountains. You can smell the men.
>>156138870>Casually, Tempest is able to play time tag with himself from different points in time. (Immeasurable)
>>156138964Marvel and DC comics……
Did Goku, Saitama, Luffy, and Naruto real kill /dbg/?
>need to leech of enchanted and kh to not get raped by witchdd and JafarHahaha...that is maleficent for you...
>>156138964Dragon Ball...
>Jafar: "I fight for her throne, and if you choose to become my enemy, I will fight, like I always have. This...is WHO I AM!"
>>156138846Kratos literally got fanfic though.
>>156139223>witchddNigga she got Marvel and DC scaling
>most powerful Disney villain>most successful and recognizable Disney villain>is still getting new content unlike Cuckfar and Cuckphaba>has literal infinite forms of immortality and fallback options, a good 95% of Death Battle literally couldn't beat her just using canon feats>is a based lezdom icon who awakened thousands of girlies to the joys of yuri over disgusting m*idshit>doesn't even need KH to be broken but in turn she upscales the verse anywayYUUUUP! QVEENIFICENT!!
>>156139391She's also objectively the sexiest female disney villain next to Lord Dominator
>>156139391May we see her destroy anything larger than a mountain on her own?
Why did Jafar and the Wicked Witch get le bonechilling subversions for theatre kids anyways
Notice how Jafar is the featsLORD and Maleficient is the "O MY HIGHLY OBSCURE NOVEL LORE SCALING"sis...
>>156139391but enough about Gaston
>>156139391Explain how Maleficent upscales the "Upscale Everyone who stands near Sora" verse.
>>156139470>JafarHe's kind of a blank slateHe's fun absolutely but you know that musical number where the other villains show up?You can't really do that with Jafar as one of the villains arriving because there's nothing in his backstory that could frame him as misunderstood >Wicked WitchWicked began as a book first and even then Oz has historically been tied to theater productions and has had a decades long fanbase of queers both from the movie and the books
>>156139470Well I don't know about Jafar but I'd say the musical Wicked is the cause for the Wicked Witch's case.
>Wipes out the White Witch>Vanquishes Voldemort>Subjugates SauronKNEEL
>>156139571You need to include the name for these types of posts if they're not recognizable.
>>156139561>Well I don't know about Jafar but I'd say the musical Wicked is the cause for the Wicked Witch's case.He meant how Wicked even came to be in the first placeHonestly it's more because the Wizard is very easy to make evil more than it's easy to make the Wicked Witch good
>DA FEEEEATS>DA FEEEEEEAAAAATS>IF I DUN SEE BIG PLANET EXPLOSION THAT MEAN YOU WEAK>I have no way of getting around your conceptual type 2 informational layered immortality...? UHHHHH BUT MUH FEATS THOJafaGS are Surasissies I see
>>156139587Jafartos respectfully speedblitzes her and simply depowers her with his reality warping before throwing her body and soul off a building though?
>>IF I DUN SEE BIG PLANET EXPLOSION THAT MEAN YOU WEAKCorrect.
I mean if it means anything, her Kingdom Hearts page says she's a tier 2-Bhttps://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Maleficent_(Kingdom_Hearts)
>>156139584Does Jafar also have some sort of musical where he sings homoerotic songs with his boarding school roommate or something?
>Maleficent is the older, more auraful TEACHer who relies on lore >Jafar is the brown street shitting MONSTER who relies on featsFVARK!
>>156139619No, he has Twisted though but that's more interesting in how it makes Aladdin and the Sultan evil
>>156139618>Her and Jafar are weaker than 1-C WoodyKEKYPALOOZA!
>J-just because you can warp all of reality and do whatever you wish d-doesn't mean you can just take away all my powers and steal my soul billions of times over before I can react b-because...WE DON'T SEE YOU DO IT OKAY?!
>>156139391>CuckphabaWicked for Good came out a year ago and Elphaba is only her name in WickedThe MGM film is gonna be public domain soon anyways
Enough. Post Maleficent defeating a guy with a sword and a shield. Post Jafar defeating a street shitter wearing a vest.
Prince AliKekold is heYabba dab-abwaGenuflect, show some respectDown on one knee!(That means you, Bejita!)Now try your best to stay hardNo need to wear rubber guardsWhile thrusting inside of his wife, Lady 18Prince AliSpicposters fleeWhile Jirenbros sleepHe's always filming the deedTo catch his wife full of seedFrom Goku, Tien, Yamcha, and Ro~shi!
>these homosexuals REALLY gotta stop picking a fight with sandpeople>this was a close matchup, jafar was only thousands of times stronger, billions of times faster, and had an innumerable amount of ways to kill maleficient...BUT MALEFICIENT COULD THEORETICALLY TAKE A FEW WINS TOO WITH HER OBSCURE NOVEL THAT GIVES HER DREAM HAX IF NOT FOR THE SPEED GAP YOU KNOW!
I failed NNN...
>just because we've never SEEN him depower anyone...or manipulate souls...or have dream manipulation...D-DOESN'T mean he couldn't do it! Sure the entirety of his "feats" are from 10 seconds at the end of a movie before he gets BTFO by a streetshitting jeet but he could totally do all those things you know!
How will Clivefar ever cope with Danteficient's dream and fear manipulation vaguely eluded into a highly obscure sidestory of questionable canonity though?
Sure are a lot of sub-planet level weak sissy cuckolds prattling tonight.
FVARK! These D list Kingdom Hearts villains sure sound tough!
>he can warp reality and do anything he wishes>ERM BUT CAN YOU PROVE SOULS, DREAMS AND MAGIC ARE A PART OF HIS REALITY?
>>156139697NNN is a figment of the liberal media and the Jews to weaken men by getting them pent up for an entire month thus making them susceptible to many things both psychologically and physically
>>156139470The first Oz book went into public domain in the 90's so some guy wrote a subversive book series of it. It's like the horror movies of Pooh and Popeye that came out after they went into PD. Like >>156139538 said the musical is based off of that 90's book.
Erm sure Jafardow may be billions of times stronger and faster and has the ability to kill Mewleficient but have you considered Mewleficient executing highly complex manuevers against a character billions of times faster to score an extremely specific wincon
>UM UM UM HE SAID HE HAD CONTROL OVER EVERYTHING! >well...I mean I just used a statement for my alleged featGOD that's never backed up...BUT THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE IT LETS HIM WIN!
>Jafar is all powerful... for ten seconds before he is BFR'd and becomes a slave to anyone above lamp level.
>I-i suddenly care about everything being shown onscreen n-no you can't use statements or loreHaha that's our MALEficient for you...
They should get that dude who animated Springtrap putting belt to ass and get him for Springtrap vs Chucky.
NANI
Still waiting for someone to show me Maleficent or Jafar beating two ordinary guys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_rfLYeVeqQBoom. Done.
>well just because Maleficient invaded and controlled an entire dream universe after she was killed...erm...WELL YOU SEE THIS IS A STATEMENT BECAUSE IT CAME FROM A BOOK YOU KNOW
>rapes you in your dreamsYou are a villain no longer.... *breaks out into song*
>>156125949Put Back victim.
I dunno about all that but Vegeta is undefeated against Goku.
>s-sure there is nothing stopping you from mindraping me, stealing my soul, draining my powers, or going through every single doujin bad ending BILLIONS OF TIMES over before a single neuron fires in my head...b-but if you didn't I could dreamrape you or something!
>>156139740Eh....Wicked at least feels like a semblance of an actual fan project made with a level reverence toward the source materialAnything that mentions the wider Oz canon tends to fall under that category while anything that sticks to the first book (and more out of compromise over the movie not being public domain yet) is where things fall more under well....schlocky parody territory >>156139789Technically Maleficent did defeat Philip and locked him in the dungeon and spared him solely to torture himHe needed the help of the fairies gifting him with support and equipment to secure the win and slay dragon Maleficent
>>156139854>Maleficient got cocky and didn't kill someone who later killed herNot. Iced.
I can't imagine Jafar winning a death battle without singing his villain song from Aladdin 2. https://youtu.be/10S428LRcUY?
>If this matchup came down to who made the bigger kabooms, Jafar would easily win! But a close analysis reveals...the truth.>this was a close match. Maleficent was just completely unkillable to Jafar and could destroy entire dream universes and even comparing the people who defeated them, a European knight empowered by fairy gods beyond comprehension should scale vastly beyond a streetshitting teenager who defeated Jafar in 10 seconds. >[clip plays of Maleficent taking Jasmine as a concubine]>the winner is Maleficent.
*makes you shit out your personality as a blue/purple/pink/green goop that's obviously just scat why is this even a fetish japan* You are a MONSTER no longer...
Okay correction it was her goons that beat Philiphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lU09LsoLBw
DAFFYTOOOOOOSSSSSS
>>156126094Miltiversus killed itself by making retarded decisions. Having a free open beta, then disappearing for 2 years, then coming back but with an assload of micro transactions wouldn't work even if it was Disneyversus.
>Kai beat Tahu from speedblitzing and oneshotting Tahu's instant kill haxes>Shadow beat Mewtwo from speedblitzing Mewtwo's more hax and respectfully killing him with his own hax>Jafar is billions of times faster and stronger and has the hax of "literally anything he wishes" vs Maleficient "yeah dante will simply win through his FEAR MANIPULATION"Hmmmmmmmm
>>156139866As opposed to Jafar who instantly killed Aladdin when he got the lamp right?
CHADFFY CHADUCK
Failificient...
>>156139866Cocky hag...needs correction!!!
Unfortunately for Jafar, Maleficent always has a backup plan, as shown in her Twisted Tales novel. There, she cast an additional spell on top of her Sleeping Curse against Aurora, which linked the two of them. Plan A, Maleficent kills Aurora and absorbs her life force. Plan B, if Maleficent dies, her own soul and life force would be transferred to Aurora. Which meant that when Maleficent was defeated and killed in the movie, her soul survived, transferred to a dream world of her own creation. Within this dream world, she could transfer her sleeping curse between individuals in the real world, leaving them trapped and helpless within her own domain. Whilst there, she could kill people in said dream world, which would in turn kill them in real life. And with enough time, she could have fully possessed Aurora’s body.And this is where Jafar hits a roadblock. To be blunt, he has absolutely no answer to this tactic whatsoever. Even if he manages to work around his own limitations and kill Maleficent, it’s gonna take some time to set up, giving her time to prepare her own contingencies. Once her soul enters Jafar’s own mind, no ability that he has ever demonstrated would allow him to affect her, while she in turn would have free reign to place him under a sleeping curse, trap him in the dream world, kill him, or just steal his body. For as all-powerful as the Genie is, he’s not immune to being trapped or depowered by magic, and has never resisted anything as esoteric as death hax. So while Jafar is celebrating his win after killing Maleficent, she’ll be orchestrating his demise from inside his own mind
Kingdom hearts scaling equalizes their speed btw since Sora fought Genie Jafar and Maleficent
>>156139909>Incapable of even burning cloth bikini armorRoom temperature fire.
How deep of a composite does the Wicked Witch of the West need to be to defeat Jafar (sorcerer and/or genie form)?
My Sora beat Jafar with a weaker Kingdom Key therefore Malificent scales above him
SoraDonaldGoofy
Maleficent was TEACHING Jafar.
>>156139963Arguably not at allThe blog put canon Wicked Witch at star level (off Glinda making a star) and immeasurable (off Parrot Ox)
SonicShadowKnuckles
>>156139953>it’s gonna take some time to set up, giving her time to prepare her own contingenciesTL Note: this becomes irrelevant when Jafar is billions of times faster at base and respectfully wishes for Maleficient to lose all her power before she can even process a single thought
>>156139958Daffytos is a better man who chose not to brutally harm woman even though he is vary capable of doing so
post omnipotent genie jafar not losing to a teenage street rat
Post Maleficient, Wicked Witch, and Jafar not being for tumblrinas, theater kids, and disney adults
Jafar was Maleficent's henchman in Kingdom Hearts and jobbed so hard in KH2 he hasn't been seen since meanwhile Maleficent is still plot relevant so Maleficent is stronger. We all know everything in Disney is scaled by how adjacent to Sora they get.
>>156140003>ad homYou wouldn't downscale Kratos for being for the cucks would you?
>>156139989>Jafar is billions of times faster at baseShe stomped him in the sorcerer round thobeitver.
Oh yeah remember that one DB where the loser was billions of times faster and had ways of instantly killing the opponent but the winner had a bunch more haxes like ummm uhhhhhhhh
Post Jafar not walking slowly while being aided by staff before he molests a teenage brown girl
>TumblrBEASTnas>GODter kids>Disney CHADultsFVCK! I need to get out of here from the power of these KINGS!
Why was billions of times light speed Jafar unable to kill Aladdin before he was sealed in the lamp?
>>156140036Post Maleficientfags not wanting her to groom Jasmine for her little brown girl yuri /co/mblr harem
Honestly?It'd more sense for the rounds to be>Maleficent vs Wicked Witch of the West (original films only, Maleficent's equivalent in the original fairy tale has nothing)>Maleficent vs Wicked Witch of the West (composite across their depictions owned by their parent companies that don't veer away from that "base" so stuff like those obscure Warner Bros Oz cartoons still count)>Live-Action Maleficent vs Elphaba Thropp
>>156140046Aladdin is also billions of times FTL
I personally wanted to fuck Iago.Jafarbro btw
>>156140065Why did he need the carpet to cross the desert then?
>>156140064Does the wicked witch have anything in the books
>>156140065F....FUARK!! HE'S RIGHT....
>>156140041Chuddie...
>>156140077Because the carpet is billions of times FTL and he wants to fly
>>156140089Big Bro Sora was so kind to cast Stopza on those heartless so Aladdin could pretend he was fast.
Just because we've never SEEN a character win Death Battle against an opponent thousands of times faster and entirely capable of killing them instantly...
>>156140095Must've been a really big desert then because I seem to remember the trip taking a while
>>156140081She shows up in one chapter The film REALLY made her active in comparison but book-wise she has 40 crows (that the Scarecrow snapped the necks of), 40 wolves (that the Tin Woodman chopped into pieces), and 40 bees (that killed themselves because they couldn't puncture the Tin Woodman's metal body)inb4 what did the Cowardly Lion doHe scared off the Winkies with a roarShe has a magic cap that controls the Winged Monkeys but she only gets three wishes through them and by the time of the book she's down to just one leftAgain you could probably give her very generous scaling depending how far you're willing to composite the books (Baum's original 14, the Famous 40, the post-public domain stuff still approved by Baum's estate, the outlier books that are still popular, etc)
>>156140112It's called being a romantic by taking your time.
>>156140077lazy
PRINCE ALIMFTL IS HEALI ABABWAThat light speed? How can I speak? It's all in the scaling
>>156140118Okay but.. what does she "do"
>>156140139Melt
>>156140139She's instantly defeated by getting a bucket of water splashed on her so she's Goofy level.
https://web.archive.org/web/20181022124306/https://www.narutoforums.org/xfa-blog-entry/aladdin-phenominal-cosmic-power.36913/https://web.archive.org/web/20181022125258/https://www.narutoforums.org/xfa-blog-entry/aladdin-you-aint-never-had-a-friend-like-me.36914/FVARK he even speedblitzes Jojo on the low ends...
>>156140165....why is she even in this to begin with? who made that blog?
>>156140174>CategoriesHis Dark Materials (8)Trigger-verse (36)Steven Universe (38)Fire Emblem (4)Discworld (9)Mortal Engines & Larklight (13)Star Wars (17)Eureka Seven (16)Final Fantasy (17)Wakfu/Dofus (67)Jodoverse (5)Gunbuster! (6)KTTK & Old Kingdom Chronicles (37)The Elder Scrolls (71)Lovecraft (5)When They Cry (14)OSR (8)Earthbound/Mother (8)WTNV (7)Feats/Respect (146)The BEASTS of Narutoforums...
>>156140139Nothing reallyNo fireballs, no broom riding, etcShe forced Dorothy to be a slave and have her clean places and tried to get the silver slippers from her by having her trip on something invisible but Dorothy got pissed and splashed her in retaliation causing her to melt because she's literally that dried up
>Aladdin gapes composite fictionFactual statement detected
>>156140180>....why is she even in this to begin with? who made that blog?Again, it's composite Wicked Witch of the West where she gets a lot more to doIt's no different from how Mirage Shredder went down like a bitch in the first issue of the TMNT comic
HE'S GOT 95 IMMEASURABLE SPEED FEATS(He's got the feats! A bunch of speed feats!)AND TO VIEW THEM well I-I'm not sure you can...(Don't need to show em! Don't need to show em!)HE'S GOT TEN THOUSAND LINKS IN HIS CHAINSCALING(Read before the verdict!)HE UPSCALES THEM, THEY BOW TO HIMTHEY'RE JUST ALL WEAKER THAN MY HERO YOU SEE
>>156140188Where's Naruto?
>>156140198>where she gets a lot more to dolike what? that's what I'm asking
>>156140205In my bed.
>A-Aladdin is here? I gotta get out of her-AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE HE WAS TOO FAST!
>>156140041>>GODter kidsI'll handle 'em
Don't worry Saitama I'll UNRAPE and UNGAPE you and your entire verse.
>>156140210>that's what I'm askingYou asked what she does in the bookShe has ONE chapter of material in the original bookMeanwhile in cartoons and shit she can create storms and earthquakes
https://www.aladdincentral.org/transcripts/sk/index.html>Transcript from The Shadow Knows episode of the Aladdin cartoon>this includes resistance to Soul Manipulation and Billions of Times FTL speedsMaleficientsisters...our wincons are growing slimmer by the day
>>156140241https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4guEMqirmzoHere's your episode
>>156139581Simple! That's Rumpelstiltskin!
Has he stopped crying yet?
>>156140275No Jafar is still anklebiting his master.
>>156140238Ohhhh. Well that's slightly less fraudulent.
>>156140285She can also respawn in that material so "lol water" doesn't just end her instantly
>>156140275MALEficient is a woman, probably...
>>156140281Don't you mean "mistress"
They say that all dogs go to heaven
Maleficent? Only died because the fairies invoked the narrative power of Good triumphing over Evil.Jafar? Died because he was retarded.
Reminder that Jafar wanted to fuck a 14 year old
>its ok when Hal does it
>>156140297What are you implying here? Think carefully before answering.
I mean to be fair he was a dude who lived in like 4th century Saudi Arabia.Also you want to fuck Jasmine too. Don't lie. She doesn't even look 14
https://disney.fandom.com/wiki/Mirage_(Aladdin)>Interdimensional Travel/Teleportation: Mirage has the ability to travel between different dimensions, often between the real world and her ethereal realm of Morbia. She also can teleport her location almost anywhere on earth.>Power over illusions, shadows, and dreamsWhat the fuck happens in this cartoon
>>156140313Aladdin is actually set in china weirdly.
>>156140313Favorite matchup?
>>156140320Lotta brown people for China.
>>156140314
>>156140314>The monster's power is fueled by the nightmares that Mirage has placed in every victim of her slumber, and it has gained gigantic proportions. Mirage herself appears to witness Aladdin's demise, but being a nightmare, the Slumbergath cannot harm him no matter which frightening form it takes.ALADDINTOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!
PRINCE ALI GLORIOUS HE ALI ABABA
>>156140311>"Mistress" (mis·tress)>a woman who has power, authority, or ownership such as:>a: the female head of a household; the mistress of the house>b: a woman who employs or supervises servantsThe servants did their mistress's bidding without question.>c: a woman who possesses, owns, or controls something; the mistress of a large fortune>d: a woman who is in charge of a school or other establishment
>You messed up baby! Iago and I are BROTHERS! You'll never tear us apart!
Oh yeah by the way about Twisted Wonderland (assuming that's the gacha people are mentioning)Take a wild guess who this character is supposed to beYou got it?Are you sure?Are you REALLY sure?He's the Sultan from Aladdin
>>156140267T-That's my name! AAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
>>156140304Based
>are you surprised this gacha completely changes the design of what it's supposed to be based on until it is almost entirely unrecognizable save for the most general of physical traitsNo, not really.
>>156140410>From fat failure to brown twinkGacha is so lucky...
Why do we not get many pure Disney MUs anyway? Stitch, as far as I know, was a rare exception
Ancient India.Ancient Persia.Ancient Arabia.Ancient China.
>>156140434All the same place btw
>>156140430Simple, they're not popular amongst vs debaters period and lean more heavily toward comedy than actionSure there are exceptions and even comedic characters can show up but largely these characters primarily against each other specifically and have only real noteworthy match-up to use
Dumb. Ass. NIG.
>>156139581>>156140267That's actually the Wicked Witch of the West from the original bookThe green skin, black outfit, etc came from the film
>I can hear Jasmine's voice...>So can I...
A whole new verse A new cucky shonenfag to screwGokek can’t tell me noNo pity win to show
>>156140392Iago fucking left bro
Twisted Wonderland is greatsex with Riddle
>Did I let Maleficient prep too long?>I'm ending this NOW! SHADOW WORLD SPEED SCALING TIMES 1 BILLION!
>>156139619https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww49Fomdou4
Yup yup YUP! My outerversal stage play guarantees my victory!
>Aladdin BROWN AS SHIT NOW
>noooo why are the brown desert characters brownYou too are brown shartyren
>>156140523Jiren out nowhere?
>>156140533I hate him he drives me bats
>Sharty>JirenTwo losers that lost...
>>156125949Koslov's a lucky man.
>>156140363None of that says the word master cannot be applied to a woman. Is a Masters degree called a Mistresses degree when a woman gets it word bitch?
>>156140551No because it would be called "pointless" or "worthless" ;^)
>>156140567Your grasp of the English language is indeed worthless and your concession is accepted.
>>156140543>feminization fantasies out of NOWHEREFavorite character? Favorite verse? Favorite Death Battle track?
I'm a brown non binary transbian and my hero is Maleficent.
>>156140573uh oh maleficient melty!
Is black Maleficent a thing?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBod4XbmQ64
I beat the fuck out of some kids dressed as Goku.
>>156140622JAFARMALEFICIENTANDELPHABADAMN ! I NEED GAL ALICE AND DOROTHY STAT!
>>156140622GROOMeficent...
>>156140574it's an elseworld story chud, superman can be a transwoman and it be canon.
>>156140640Kid dressed as Saitama...
>>156129326You are SEA yourself aren't you?
>>156140722What gave it away?
>>156140622MAMMA MIA THEY ARE BOUNDLESS
I hate retards. So ugly and weird.
>>156140743Mario said this
Just traveled back in time.
>>156140801Bowser in base form...
Vriska in DB
Retard central
It doesn't matter what you do, Sonic is stronger.
>>156140574KINGtos, GQD of WAR, I don't really care about the soundtrack most of them are good in my ears
>>156140913...in the COCKSUCKING contest
>>156140916mutt's law
>>156140930La raza VVON
Anyone wanna cause a Cuban Missile Crisis?
Cuban missile is what I call Sonic's cock btw.
if your franchise is featured here, you are cuckyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AKn-2kHnkk
>>156141067>Goku & OsakaThe JESTERS of /a/
Stop calling other people cuckies. Its not nice
>>156141163Okay, just for you we will all stop.
