New lore drop related to Space King 6! Dunno how heavy spoilers it's gonna be but based on the previews, it seems to be simple deep dive into a featured background environment.Also there's new PERMANENT merch in the flashgitz store. Here's the link https://flashgitz.shop/ Remember to use the patreon's code FATDICKS for a 10%discount
>>156110625The Gigantia Massacre was the ordained purge of the giants (Col-assholes, Gigantards, or Biggers) residing on the planet Gigantia by the Holy Space Kingdom. After scouts were deployed to the sector, they discovered abundant deposits of pink crystals (their proper name being lost in one of the ancient holy archives), a precious ore essential in producing laser-based weaponry. When the good news reached kingdom officials, they promptly requested the planet be strip-mined of its resources. Once approved, the Star Defender legion was sent out to begin cleansing the planet’s surface in preparation.When the Star Defenders arrived on the planet, the native giants seemed indifferent, seemingly paying no mind to the oncoming forces. After seeing what was clearly a psychological tactic to lull the troops into a false sense of security, the Psycho Warriors began to retaliate. The giants then showed their true colors and began belligerently smashing the Star Defender’s forces and weaponry. Despite their apparent lack of knowledge in warfare, they proved themselves to be larger nuisances than previously thought.
>>156110636The giants were colossal bipedal humanoids who, at the time of the purge, were still in their primitive stages, not yet evolving past the need for rudimentary tools and blunt weapons. However, their enormous stature compensated for their lack of advanced technology, with the average giant reaching upwards of 1400 feet tall. This, in addition to their biology’s apparent disregard for the square-cube law, made them formidable threats in both land and air combat. One report claims they witnessed a giant snatch a squad-ship out of the sky and hurl it at another one flying overhead. Separate claims also state that the giants picked up scattered Psycho Tanks and pointed their panicked laser-fire at oncoming troops. Other grizzly reports claimed that giants openly consumed handfuls of Psycho Warriors, armour and all, emitting sounds akin to “screaming hard-boiled eggs.”To defend against these attacks, the Star Defender legion pioneered a strategy suitable for safely eliminating the giants: orbital headshots. By hovering just above the atmosphere (outside the planet’s gravitational pull and the giants’ throwing-range), ship-mounted railguns could get a clean shot on the giants’ over-sized craniums. Considering both the lack of casualties and the cost-saving measure of each giant being taken out by a single shot, this method proved to be incredibly efficient albeit a little boring for the Psycho Warriors. Thus, the planet was cleared of all the giants within 3 days.
>>156110643Once the giants were completely wiped out, the bodies were then allocated to enormous burial sites (officially termed ‘mass graves’ because of the giants’ mass) to clear the surface for mining. While allocating alien bodies isn’t typical, it was deemed necessary to clear the planet’s surface.Since its cleansing, it’s been estimated that the planet holds 14 quintillion tons of unmined pink crystals, which can supply the entire Holy Space Kingdom with pink laser-power for about 1 year. Currently, the planet’s mining operations have been put on-hold until the mining equipment permits have been approved, with the estimated wait time ranging between 300-500 years.>“We called them “giants” because that’s pretty much all they had going for them and it just kind of stuck. If they were a bigger threat, we’d have given them a more creative name.”~ Brother Kelvin, Star Defenders>“I saw a giant throw my squadmate Dimetrius into space. It just picked him up, reared back, and spiraled him right out into the stratosphere. He was gone in an instant. That was probably my favorite part of the mission.~ Brother Dante, Medicae.
>>156110643>outside the planet’s gravitational pullum....akstully...
Reminds me a little of the minor aliens in 40k who'll never get models, like those centaur things that got eaten by Tyranids.
>>156110668And that's all pretty simple and short tomorrow's next flashgitz friday so expect more news about space king if anything interesting drops.
Oh also, i forgot about the 4th comic.
>>156110778amogus
bump
>>156110778Lel
>>156110625Huh, didn't think we'd get anything until the next episode.
>>156110778This oddly feels like some role play sessions I have had.
OK but where spaceking 6?????
>>156110636>Biggers
>>156115192Probably next month. They already did a bunch of merch drop with the permanent shop and gamersupps thing.
>>156110636>When the Star Defenders arrived on the planet, the native giants seemed indifferent, seemingly paying no mind to the oncoming forces.>After seeing what was clearly a psychological tactic to lull the troops into a false sense of security, the Psycho Warriors began to retaliate.>Since its cleansing, it’s been estimated that the planet holds 14 quintillion tons of unmined pink crystals, which can supply the entire Holy Space Kingdom with pink laser-power for about 1 year.>Currently, the planet’s mining operations have been put on-hold until the mining equipment permits have been approved, with the estimated wait time ranging between 300-500 years.
>>156115339Guess their administratum is just as incompetent as the Imperium's
>>156115339Brothers, this heretic is laughing
>>156116300Laughing at the dumb Biggers and being joyous about all the Pink-laser power we'll have.Praise be, brother.
>>156110625>https://flashgitz.shop/Man, all of their merch looks likes its thick, hot, and uncomfortable. That shit just looks like a mobile sauna to me.
>>156117857I'm glad they for permanent stuff now but I don't know why they keep doing hoodies. Is a tshirt somehow more expensive?
>>156110636>After seeing what was clearly a psychological tactic to lull the troops into a false sense of security, the Psycho Warriors began to retaliate.I love the Star Defenders.
>>156117857The white looks normal>>156118549They do shirts but hoodies are the ones that get more advertising (guessing because Tom is British)
>>156118822Oh, I didn't even notice there were shirts this time around.
>>156119524Again they always had shirts, the hoodies get more focus. Heard the next should be a globulus maximus shirt.
>>156110625Space king nuking Hazbin's hell is actually hilarious.
>>156110721Well nothing did. However, they did say that they have finished animating the episode and all it's left is "compositing, special effects, sound and music" so it's probably gonna drop on mid/end of November.
>>156121843Forgot the image, fuck.
>>156121843Thanks Giving with Space King. Yeah, I'll take it.
Holy bump
++BROTHERS!++They released a new update on the Kickstarter camping. They started with the backers votes for topics to be added/expanded on the lore book!Won't let you guys out of this, so lend me your suggestions for the topic.
>>156123819Oh also forgot to tell, the suggestions end on November 16 If the thread dies i will maybe make another one so nobody is left out. Also they have confirmed that in a few months, the pledge manager will open letting you add more add-ons including the hoodie.++PRAISE BE++
>>156123893>they have confirmed that in a few months, the pledge manager will open letting you add more add-ons including the hoodie.Nice. I was hoping to add more of that one coin.
>>156110698Zoats did get models
>>156123819>>156123893I want to learn more about the day Space King vanished. Either that or learn more about demons, if any exist.
>>156115297Wasn't it supposed to be a halloween episode though? Thought it'd release today or earlier
>>156110625HOLY FUARK TOTAL GIANT DEATH
>>156126037Like Khrave?
