Just saw this, and it fucking sucked. 4 and 5 are not canon.Also Woody had no purpose in the narrative.
>>156106592You didn’t liked it, though?
this will be probably mostly remembered for Jessie cucking Buzz with that toilet toy
>>156106667I didn’t see this movie, but was the toilet training toy depicted as being a creep? Imagine if you were trying to teach your kid to shit and you found out that there was another lifeform present in the room hiding his sentience from you and monitoring your kids’ shits? Wouldn’t that be pretty concerning? Do they really avoid the sexual sound of that?I’m not even clear on what kind of toy this is. Does the kid press its buttons after shitting? So he’s always covered in poop particles? That’s fucking nasty!!!
>>156106713idk I just saw some clips of this, but I wouldn't be suprised. Also I remembered some weird fangirls being after him like wtf it's a shit toy
>>156106592You are watching a film for babies
>>156106713He was not depicted as a creep nor does he seem to have sexual desire, so don't read too much into it. However, why he has internet connection is beyond me.
>>156106840You are insane if you dont think the target demo for Toy Story is 45.
>>156106955A 45-year-old Disney adult is mentally about the same as a baby.
>>156107045Maybe so, but that is absolutely who TS5 was marketed to.
>>156106880>why he has internet connection is beyond meSo some sneaky, freaky chinks can film the kids while they shit, obviously.
Does he at least get to try and tell the guys a truth that nobody believes until too late.
>>156107390He doesn't have a camera on him though.
Next movie is a multiverse that retcons everything after 3, but kills the original Woody.Screencap this.
>>156107545Well of course those creeps wouldn’t make you be able to see it!
>>156108514>*shatters your entire film's narrative*
>>156106880For shitposting. Anon, c'mon.
>>156108671This feels like the kind of stuff Carlos would have said if he survived the last field trip.
>>156106592It was just okay. A lot of the Jesse and Emily stuff felt forced; the time capsule scene is nonsensical memberberries shit.>She named her daughter after me>Even though she left me under a bed for years and immediately donated me to Goodwill when she did find mestupid shit>Also Woody had no purpose in the narrative.Buzz being a retard is more embarrassing
>>156106592It's not an amazing movie but I get it.They wanted to make a movie about kids getting addicted to tablets and phones and Toy Story is a fitting IP to do it.Hopefully it reached some kids and inspired them to touch grass.
>>156106592So if Bonnie still plays with her toys in 5, did she not question why her Woody suddenly disappeared?
>>156106592Thanks for the blog
>>156106592Well I actually liked Toy Story 5
Conan O'Brien does a great job as Smartypants, you can really tell the role was created just for him.
>>156110493>She named her daughter after meKek imagine your dad naming you G.I. Joe because he loved his action figures so much
It was meh but Blaze made me really hard so I like it more than 4.
>>156112663Don't overthink it, Stinkor.
>>156112483Not true.
>>156110577This was supposed to be about the Nintendo Switch 2, it only became a generic Android tablet because Nintendo said no to having their system be the villain in the picture.
>>156108554Yep. Yep. Yep.
>>156106880>why he has internet connection is beyond me.Probably wi-fi compatible in order to link to a computer or other device to track potty training data and/or share it online. Back in the 2000s when normies started to learn what wi-fi was, it was common for devices to be able to link to a computer just for lolz, and some intern would slap together some shitty counterpart software that was effectively pointless beyond being able to say "hey, my thing is connected to a computer". It made it more appealing to tech-savvy buyers, as well as justifying higher prices.
>>156108554how?>>156110493>Buzz being a retard is more embarrassingwasn't Buzz literally always a retard about anything that wasn't being a little commando? I thought that was the whole jist of his character.
>>156115823Who, in their right mind, would want to share the potty-training data of their child?
>>156116670white women
>>156117145>>156116670Germans.
Giving Bonnie a friend who’s a horse girl like Blaze was a pretty smart move.
>>156119515I'll bet we'll get LOTS of Blonnie art
>>156113100100% true, we’ve been over this.
>>156121301No it is not, someone even posted a broken link in the past about the drama.
>>156122345Yeah, turns out it was some bullshit ai slop saying that the role was supposed to go to Rob Paulsen.
>>156122382There was no bullshit, Rob Paulsen was supposed to get the roll.
>>156122538Debunked.
>>156122545No, fact, both Cartoon Brew and Cartoon Scoop already talked about it.
>>156115835>how?Part of Woody's reason for leaving is Bonnie losing interest in him and being ignored (something he's already experienced with Andy and should have no problems with) yet we see Bonnie playing with him, so what the fuck is the deal with his kid apparently not needing him anymore?>wasn't Buzz literally always a retardNo, he wasn't. Maybe Buzz was a little awkward about some things, but he was never a full blown idiot like Toy Story 4 portrayed him.
>>156122580That’s a lie spread by delusional losers on forums, we’ve been over this before. Smarty Pants was made and meant for Conan O’Brien, end of story.
>>156122611No it wasn't, Smarty Pants was made and meant for Rob Paulsen, they only got Conan O’Brien because he was much cheaper then Rob Paulsen, end of story.Just like with Tayler Swift, Pixar wanted Jun Chikuma of Bomberman fame but she wanted more money then what Disney/Pixar could afford with Toy Story 5 so they got Tayler Swift because she was much, MUCH cheaper.
>>156122758All false, and so ridiculous you may as well believe that the Moon is made of cheese.
>>156122877No.
>>156123042You’re wrong, we’ve been over this.
>>156106667i dont see it. just looks like she is pissed off and beat the shit out of that guy
>>156123051No, you’re wrong, we’ve been over this.
>>156123191You’re lying again.
>>156123199No, you are.
>>156123151It's............ It's the sequel............
>>156123226Debunked.
>>156123244No.
>>156123263Yes, you’re being delusional again.
>>156123263No, you are.
