So now that the dust has settled, did they do our girls justice?
I don't care post demon tits
Im all here for the Stella Renaissance.
>>156105504Stella got vindicated. Octavia got killed and replaced by another pet for Stolas.
they lobotomized octavia
Bzzzz bzzzz
>>156105650Oh hey, my wife.
>>156105592>>156105563Im starting to believe that this is stolas' special in-universe power, to make anyone that knows of him subconsciously root for him and see him as innocent and only a few handful of individuals seem to be immune, these being stella, andre and strikerTheres clearly something fishy going on in here with how he seems to always get his way, irrelevant to how much he fucks up
>AO3 is down
>>156105504This is not my Octavia. She doesn't dress so glam.
>>156105504>wed to her uncle
I’m making bets on Lucifer becoming the next Stolas.
>>156105976>Stella's ego when she starts to realizes everyone else's pussy pops severely and hers doesn't.
I wasn't a fan of the Fizz episode but holy shit they they mash up a bunch of shit in the latest. Barbie and Striker wasn't on my bingo card and Stolas finally talking to his daughter was nice. Octavia is absolutely starting to take after Stella now that Stolas is gone and I really hope that's for the better and not the worse. Because somehow I still think Stella is setting things up Octavia can take everything over without marrying some loser like she had to.
>>156105675He’s the writers pet
>>156105834You have exactly ten seconds to kys for posting this, anon, before I do the deed myself.
>>156106078
piggy likes his slop as usual
>>156106149Shows been slop since the 3rd episode
>>156106137I warned him. You're all witnesses.
any fic recs?
>>156106010What does this even mean? Like soft tissues tear or what?
>>156106010>Stella likely hasn't had (proper) sex since the honeymoon.
I thought episode 4 was really good. Maybe the best in the series. The first half is just funny and energetic, and it's nice to see Blitz throwing his weight around and scoring W after W.
>>156106261yeah but thats not what im referring to
>>156106010>pussy popsthey were kissing their pussies together nothing is popping
>>156105504Lmao, literally folded Octavia back to Stolas despite everything and barely touched Stella. Just as I expected, complete slop of writing and anyone who expected something different must be more delusional that 40 y.o. fat balding tranny.
>>156106504Burgers with Stella.
>>156106296I forgot ao3 servers are going to be down for a month.
>>156106523Fries with Octavia, carrot salad with Andreaplhus, milkshake with Stolas, Churros with Visago, fish'n'chips with Paimon
>>156106550What happened?
>>156106504if. IF stella gets more in depth exploration, it’s going to hit like crack. viv may be only compelled to do it to attract her fans though, since stella has a bit of a fandom.
>>156106610How many times I have to remind you, old man? Monkey paw plus shit midas, everything vivzie "explores" and "add depth" turns to shit, there could be some exceptions, but they are so unlikely to happen that I don't want to entartain this thought.
How would you feel if Viv revealed Stella to be a trap and that Stolas laid Octavia as an egg?
>>156106746we already saw pregnant stella
>>156106807Basketball under her dress
>>156106610The moment Stella gets her time in the sun she'll lose everything that makes me love her. The real Stelluva Boss sadly shall forever exist only in the collective minds of Stellafans.
>>156106817hmm… you got a point.
This unironically has made me motivated to work faster on My Saving Grace. If Viv can’t do my wife justice, I will.
STELLA GOETIA IS A CLOWNFUCKER
>>156105504she's so pretty. mwah!
>>156106821Indeed
STELLA GOETIA IS A NIGGER
>>156107299>Live Loona Reaction Part III: The return of the Hound
>>156107400THAT WOMAN IS BLACK
>>156107406Your mom is black. Can I fuck her?
>>156107589Stella's my mom?!
>It's the Stolas gets cucked episode
>>156107667Stella is white. WHITE.
>>156107789White feathers on BLACK
>>156107849White feathes on WHITE SKIN.
I swear to God they better not do anything else to Loona.
>>156107878Pic unrelated that bird is BLACK
>>156107879She just payed her karmic debt for sending Stolas down the Blitzo NTR route.
>>156107924That bird is so white her cloaca is the brightest pink you never seen.
>>156107971Pluck her and the skin will be BLACK
>>156108031Pluck her and you'll DIE. Her skin is WHITE, CAUCASIAN, ARYAN.
>>156108150She is BLACK, AFRICAN, SUBSAHARAN
We posting about Black Stella again? https://youtu.be/D2mMGdeTKCg
>>156108251She is 100% pure european whiteness.>>156108331Terrifying.
>>156108363She is 102% african vantablack with a 2% margin of error
>>156107879seeing loona cry hurts me inside
>>156108453Not as much as it hurt her insides.
>>156108497this activates anon's rage form
>>156108389She's so white Disney made Snow White less white out of fear of infringing her level of whiteness.
>>156107140why did they even bring her back?
>>156107879>>156108497>tfw into ryona
>>156108578She's still a part of Blitzo's life in some way
>>156107879What if the injury renders her infertile?
>>156108728This would matter if Loona had sex instead of tricking men for free food.
What if we sewed Stolas and Stella together and intermingled their arteries and organs like siamese twins?
>>156108811What would drive you to do such a thing, anon?
>>156108497>>156107879This is why Loona's full demon form really sucks. She should have gotten something that made her bigger, stronger and invulnerable to these melee attacks. That way she would use it often.
>>156108836Whimsy.
>>156108850They could have made her some Bloodborne looking demonic form but instead were content with going full dog.
>>156107879That STD ridden baby killer deserved it.
>>156109164It was a demon baby though.
>>156106078>You have exactly ten seconds to kill yourself before I kill MYSELF.
>>156107879Oh boo-hoo, the mass-murderer for hire experiences what she does to others for a paycheck
>>156109234She quite literally kills people for less than a thousand dollars
>>156106453>>156106494https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gav16M30q68We get it. You're white.
>>156109314How much do you charge to kill someone?
Need nu-Via and Anon greentext NOW
so now that octavia isn't ace, is she gonna be bisexual?
>>156106594it's joever
>>156108836German.
I bet the outcome will be Vassago is a decent person with some unexamined biases that trouble Stolas to the point he breaks off the relationship. Also Vassago is super vanilla gay, Stolas is into weird BSDM shit
>>156108800But what if she wants to have pups someday?
Vivziepop is a bald retard.
>>156109512I have anon fatigue.
>>156109512I have anon vigor.
>>156109714Given how the writing flip flops like a light switch, I can believe it, anything is possible at this point.
>>156109731Alright then what do you want instead then?
Why is Octavia so fucking sexy?Between her, Stella and the speaker of God Im getting an anthro bird fetish
>>156109753I want to see Stella reacting to her daughter reconnecting with her triple cheating husband.
>>156109767You like goth girls, absolute bitches, and idk
>>156109767
>Date night.>You weren’t awfully familiar with high society, much less how to engage with it.>Your heart thumped like a hummingbird flapped. Not only was this an unusual change of scenery, but…>It had been a little while since you’d seen Octavia. Heir to the Goetia throne, a stunning representation of glory…>And the only person who understands you.>Possibly, you were the only one who understood HER.>’It’s felt like an eternity since then.’ You think. ‘What if she’s distanced herself on purpose?’>A booming shimmer forced you out of your train of thought.>Behind you?>…Holy fuck. There she is.>Octavia Goetia, in the flesh. But, different somehow.>She was donning a custom-made purple dress suited just for her, as if made per her request.>Her hair had grown significantly, now with darkened edges just like her mother, and a ponytail to boot.>Your brain and heart simultaneously shut down.>Human_BF.exe has stopped working.>”Didn’t think I’d have you so entranced. Hm-hm~”>I couldn’t stop staring.>She’s the most gorgeous thing to ever grace God’s realms of existence.>You were WAY out of her league.>”Are you gonna keep ogling me, or are we gonna start our date?”>Oh shit. It really was a date.“Oh- we can start, yeah. Figured you’d want to go to a club again, no?”>She scoffed playfully, rolling her eyes.>”Things have changed a bit since we last saw each other. I’ll leave it at that.”>She approached.>And intertwined her clawed fingers with yours, tilting her head. Smiling.>You might just faint from this picture perfect moment.>”Come on now, human.” She started pulling you forward. “Let’s catch up. I’m looking forward to… reuniting. Hehe!”>You didn’t deserve her.>But, there was a beauty to that.>There was something about you that could have even the most perfect woman in the world cherish you.>And by God, you were never going to let this chance go.
>>156105504what happened
>>156109773I'll try>Octavia looked at herself one more time in the mirror, she noticed how her body was starting to fill out. She wondered if she will look like her mom as time goes on or she only got that way because of pregnancy. >She adjusted her crown and walked out her room. Felt better to portal places in front of the house so that when she got back no one will be standing there.>Turning the corner she saw her Mother standing, scowling as usual.>"Where are you going this time?">"Uuuh, training with Mr. Vassago. Like usual?>"And is HE going to be there?">Octavia gulped and looked away. She thought she could avoid this moment. >"Yeah mum... dad knows about casting spells so we found it best-">"Don't give me that shite. He's just trying to worm you back into his grubby claws just so he can throw you away for some lower class trash like last time!">"Mum, dad's making amends. Sure he messed up but he knows it was wrong-">"Oh ho ho ho! He knows it's wrong now!" >Stella laughed, straining Octavia's ears>"Does he know what it's like to have to deal with some one who can barely acknowledge you unless you're screaming?">"Well I-">"Does he know what it's like to wonder when his partner is gonna actually try in this arrangement instead of being a fucking coward?">"I-">"Does he know what it's like to have to deal with some filthy imp landing ass first into your cake in front of your acquaintances only to be told that it's the first step of a divorce?">Octavia looked away as Stella got closer to her face>"Does he know what it's like to hold his own daughter to comfort her with the fact her parent left them for some firetoad and was going to give up their life for that filth?">"Mum, please-">"Does he know what's it like to let down his family again and again and-">"Stop it!" Stella stood back as Octavia's feathers stood up. She quickly pushed them back down.
>>156110167>"He's trying mum. I'm not asking you to forgive him or even talk to him but let me make this choice to try with him." >"He's already got you brainwashed doesn't he? He's still living with that little fucker! The only reason he's crawling to you is because he wants your money and wants all this back because he can't deal with imp cock anymore! Didn't you see the leaked vids of him getting man handled by some cornhole stuffers I sent you?">"Yes... you and uncle andy have been sending it to me every day for a month.">"Then why the FUCK would you ever want to be anywhere near that poof? He can't even stick to one relationship!">"He's an adult mum. He can live his life how he wants as long as it doesn't affect me and I don't have to see it.">Octavia walked towards the door.>"He'll do the same thing but with Vassago as well you know?">Octavia stopped at the door>"They were pretty buddy buddy at the auction. He even dropped over 200 million on his worthless garbage just to make him happy.">Octavia gripped the necklace>"Once those two are done teaching you they'll just fly off to queer hell and leave you to fuck each other for all time. I think the humans call it portland." >"Stop it.">"Stop what? Telling you the truth? Your father is a disgusting degenerate who put his own selfish needs above you! He didn't give a FUCK about you as he was slobbering on that imps dick!">"Stop it mum! He's trying to be better! He's been through a lot!">"And I haven't? I sacrificed my body to have you and you don't hear me giving you some sob story to keep you here!">Octavia opened the door>"So go on! Go crawl back to that pathetic sap! Have fun talking about how his life is so fucking hard now that he's poor!">"Maybe I'd like to talk with a reasonable person like him instead of a BITCH like you!"
>>156110177>Octavia quickly felt a sharp pain across her face. She looked up to see Stella breathing heavy and holding up her arm at the end of a wind up. Stella's eyes widened at the realization of her mistake. Octavia ran down the entrance stairs and opened a portal, small tears forming in the corners of her eyes as she entered it. >Stella stood there shocked, scared, and confused. This turned to anger as she slammed the door. She looked around the near empty home and found a coffee table to pick up and throw. She breathed heavy and looked over at the imp servant that was watching them the entire time>"YOU! Order another table this instant!">"R-right away ma'am... but I have to run that by Lord andrealphus first.">Stella got ready to grab the imp and shake him for daring to talk to her instead doing as she wished. She stopped herself and gritted her beak.>"FINE! Make it quick!">The imp scurried off to speak with the lord of her home. She walked down the hall, looking at the nearly clear ice around the halls. She saw her reflection and wondered, when did they say her life was gonna be like this?
>>156110100Octavia forgave stolas for everything in the span of a musical number
Anyone else pissed off at the state of the merch? There's been more pointless merch of inane things in show, it's so lazy. I noticed how bland it was around the time of the bigfoot short but they're making pins of the envy courtroom and bland t shirts of that YouTuber parody. I usually defend consistent merch drops because I'm not blind to how expensive animation is but for fucks sake, at least make it good.
>>156110167>>156110177>>156110182Better character work than anything in the show.
>>156109990Cute, Anon. I do think an older Octavia would get a little frisky like her father, but just wants to be happy like her mother.
>>156110275>Slop studio making slop products shove more slop out after becoming a bitch for Amazon.Fork found in kitchen shit there anon
>>156108497
>>156107879Her tears meant nothing to me. Her saying>Dad, it hurtsWas painful
>>156108497>>156110686Ppl who have sympathy for this violent, aggressive, rude bitch are some of the biggest retards out there.Just admit you're a furfag and fuck off.
>Stella is cast out of the family, her purpose fulfilled>she runs thru the city like a scared little girl, realizing she was now a vulnerable commoner>she flees to Blitzo's apartment but Stolas is not there atm>Blitzo reluctantly lets her in, knowing she had a role to play in Stolas' royal life ending, but is too pissed off by the latter to care>they both get into a comedic shouting match>tiring out, they both sit on the sofa as they come to terms with how their lives were in a bad place in their own way>Stella says she'll leave since Stolas would eventually come home and there'd be a problemBlitzo looks at her and tells her they can share his bed>we finally get to see Brandon and Georgina work together directly in this showNot sure what else they could do with Stella except make her take an angelic bullet for Via.
>>156110725This is a Helluva Boss thread anon, everyone is an implied furfag.
>>156110725Where do you think you are?
>>156110725It’s amazing that she gets no shit for showing Stolas the Safeword app
>>156110892I wonder if the writers legitimately think she has no fault in that situation. They outright don't recognize Stolas sluttening wouldn't happen if she didn't show him the app.
>>156110686>Her karma for throwing her dad under the bus
Another bite the dust
>>156110758There's a great little comic about this
>>156110892>>156110910At the end of the day Stolas is the one who chose, and continuously choses, to be a tawdry slut over everything else in his life. It's not like she was handing an eightball of blow to an addict; Stolas is a grown man capable of making rational decisions for himself and came to the decision that he's gonna be a whore. There is quite literally nothing stopping him from not trying to suck every dick in Hell other than himself.
>>156111025I'd be satisfied with just one exchange between Loona and Blitzo. It doesn't need to alter their dynamic or anything, just acknowledging her part in it is enough. Blitz could just say>what the hell Loony why is your idea of helping Stolas whoring him out to a bunch of demon dicksThen Loona replies back by saying Stolas is responsible for his own life or something and then we move past it.
>>156111055She handed him the cookbook but sure as shit didn't bake the cake.
>>156111024
https://x.com/lycheesandcum/status/2115924279661654033?a=w3-ruleDOKMmAEm72is&s=19>tonight: another episode of Viv being ass blasted over criticism, ft. doubling down!>Latinos all over twitter clowning on the way she writes latino characters, white people most to blame for this for some reasonShe doesn't know a single word of Spanish btw
Convince me that I should make time for bird sex.
>>156111155The get confirms it. Write Via bird sex.
>>156111236Anon, I believe he was referring to this old song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je6odKSn1TU
>>156111271FUCK
>>156110725kys
>>156108728That would be extremely based. I want it to be a callback after she finds someone she loves and the doc drops the news and then the guy leaves her
>>156110686>Loona>all_the_way_through>0 results on rule34
>humanizes your bitchy bird
>>156109714Hell I’d rather see Stolas transform himself into an Imp than that.
>seeing thumbnails to shorts on youtube>"if blitzo turns evil i don't blame him"If people are pissed off at the writing now, just wait and see how mad they'll be when Blitzo's endless suffering gets swept under the rug by season's end.
Where’s the fanart of horny Stolas in BDSM hilariously scaring Vasago with his “loud thirsty slutty” side?
I’m tired of seeing Blitzo get hurt.Season 4 better have Blitzo banging the bird on a regular basis, in various courtship events.
>>156111812More likely he’ll overdose on drugs or botches a suicide attempt, and this forces a GROUP intervention.
>>156111099https://e621.net/pools/60169enjoyit's NOT porn, it's SFW
>>156111890God, that has to be depressing if that is how the series has to end.
>>156111838Here
Praise be to space king
>>156111908That was such a sobering read and the ending was nice. I really liked that, thanks anon.
>>156111917>when the mass murderer whose personality is sex jokes followed by autismic trauma followed by sex jokes realizes he is a unloveable piece of shit all the sameVivzie would never have the balls
>>156111908LOL
>>156112079The Apology Tour shit with the Fuck Blitzo party was the start
>>156111917I'm starting to think that Viv and the gang took that fan film of their pet character blowing his brains out personally and decided to dedicate this season to Stolas getting rewarded for his bullshit while Blitzo has his life unravel to the point that everyone he loves either hates him, doesn't need him, or has better things to do than listen to his groaning.
>>156111917>>156112123yfw >the O is no longer silent
Can someone explain to me how Viv/Stolas thought it was okay to cheat? I’m actually baffled.
>>156112123Reminder: season 4, as of Oct 2026, is still not written yet. Meaning any bitch fit the crew is having over the negative reception of season 3 WILL bleed into the script. Anything goes.
>>156112123The irony, of course, is we fucking love Blitzo that much more as a result of Vivziepop unleashing absolute hell on the poor Imp.
>>156112210>all the Shitzo posting vanished the second Viv started torturing himIs this just contrarianism?
>>156107140Get out!
>>156112171The argument was simple: Stolas told Blitzo he wasn’t ready to start a relationship with him. Not until he was happy.
I can't believe Stolas hate is so overwhelmingly large, that it has me excited for a reddit AMA. Stolas is such a terrible character that fucking REDDIT is going to be briefly tolerable in the off chance it'll shit on him
>>156112233No it’s more complicated. Blitzo is maturing, making a REAL effort to be better as a person, trying HARD to overcome his own trauma….WHILE STOLAS KEPT FUCKING UP
Dirty Bird was probably the Catalyst for Pro-Blitzo people.We see Blitzo work his ASS off to do something nice for Stolas and Stolas repays him by fucking up.
Do you folks think Vassago will still call Blitzo “Little One” after he rams his Big Imp Cock up that dirty bird’s bigoted butt?
>>156112303Vassago isn't really that bigoted, just privileged and used to it
>>156112172Anon... not that you're necessarily wrong but why do you think they split this season in half and are making us wait until next year to see ths rest? Because they KNEW they were going to piss off just about everybody with this season and would need time to pivot to something that would fix things to an acceptable degree. Depending on how the reception to the AMA with Stolas goes (because God knows we won't be seeing questions of any actual substance or criticism), we may very likely be seeing a delay to Part 2's release, which will be a damning admission for Viv and company.
“You ever been an unhealthy coping mechanism before?” was so badass, terrifying, sexy, strangely wholesome (it showed how much Blitzo loves his daughter), satisfying, and hilarious.
>>156112333CheckedAlso, at what hour is the ama gonna take place?Its already the 30th in europe
>>156112324Yeah he just needs to be the Bottom to an Imp for a while.
>>156111908Amazing.
>>156112333Well STOLAS owes Blitzo fucking EVERYTHING for this half-season.
Yup.I'm thinking PEAK.
I genuinely like Chaz and think he's coolIs it over?
>>156112333>Until next yearDidn't they say it was coming in January? It's like two/three months, a little more than that maybe, I'm sure part two is done and written at this point
>>156105504She looks like a Nortubel character
>>156112443The cow did say the season is gonna be octavia centered, so yeah, its gotta be written and mostly animated by nowAlthough i gotta wonder why it took them so many years since the end of S2 to come up with 14 episodes
>>156112029I wanna see Millie leap into a Psycho Warrior's helmet while it's open and crawl around the inside of their armor like a rabid squirrel
>>156112465Because, like the stars of the shows said to the audience as if they were pre-schoolers...
>>156112443>"...Aaaaand how is you fucking up and annoying your army of virgins with your SoCal soap opera supposed to be MY problem?">'You signed the contract, bitch. The rest of the show is bought and paid for. You know the deadlines. You pissed off MY customers with your Broadway scriptwriting? I guess that's something we'll need to discuss after Part 2 of Season 3 is out."
>>156112387I could see Chaz getting a redemption arc if he’s resurrected from the grave via some bored mad scientist.
>>156112112If someone had a whole entire party of people hating on you for what you did to them, I think you have a valid reason to suicide. I feel like viv might make him attempt cause christ looking back blitz is really an awful person even after he got his mom killed.
>>156112233Oh honey, where do you think we are?
>>156112649>if he’s resurrected from the graveAnon...
>>156112233Oh I still dont like Shitzo. I think if the writing had any balls, they would also make him recognize for certain things he is trying to be better about, its too little too late for that relationship, but it could be the better start for a new one. (It will NEVER happen)
>>156111908fucking peak, stella deserves the best!
>>156112854Damn Blitzo is hot there.
is there a single introverted character in these shows? besides maybe via
>>156112854Damn Blitzo is ugly here.
>>156113101>hereShitzo is ugly everywhere, anon
>>156107299>>156112029>>156112338>checked e621 for new via or stella smut>these got uploaded to the galleryAll right fess up. Who did it?
Still crazy that Stela can't read or write and people think her anger and being a bitch comes from no where. I've dealt with family who are illiterate. Something about it makes them quick to anger and jump at misunderstandings.
>>156110725Of course I have sympathy for Loona.Its because I never watched the show and instead love her as my wife.
Serious question, how old the owl faggot react if this were to happen?Would he silently seethe? Would he not care?Maybe even be happy for them?
I still want to know WHY do they have legions apparently?
My beautiful arabian queen
>>156113288Why did you pluck all the feathers off of my wife?
>>156113222Checked.Is this the first time the show actually mentions the legions? Why even bother bringing it up when it's just another religious element that Viv decided has no place in her LGBT romcom?
>>156113288
>>156113301She'd be semitic, not indian, anon
Probably for Hazbin thread but too drunk right now, but I kind of wanted Charlie and Vaggie to demonstrate their heroic might with that whole near invulnerability in a way that contrasts the glass cannon cast. Like Vox trying to electrocute one of them with full force and flash frying or just flat out gorily melting Alastor similar to that electrocution from Green Mile, but Charlie or Vaggie just have their clothes scorched and hair messy. Demonstrating a sort of primal nakedness yet unburnt skin to show their power.
>>156113288Christ she looks like Genndy Tartakovsky character, not an unwelcome look though as enjoy his works.
>>156113307i fucked up slightly
Calling it now, the HBH x HB crossover is going to have Stolas get the chance to go to heaven and he turns it down
>Stolas leaves Vassago because he refuses to strike him with a sledgehammer in bed
>>156113386>Martian Octavia
>>156113298The legions are mentioned in passing in Mastermind as something of Stolas’ to be passed on to Andrealphus, along with his title and duties.>>156113222Because Lesser Key of Solomon. Number of legions is a stat provided for all demons, it’s like DBZ power level.
Can someone make wholesome art of punk Octavia in red hunting camo with a gun, hanging out with Moxxie and Millie? Even if it’s AI.
>>156112029Nah. It ain't that good
>>156113639Can we at least get a hot Twink Legionnaire commander?
>>156113674>Femboy Striker
>>156113674fag
I want Emily to get femdommed by Stella.
>>156113694Is it really "femdom" if its two girls?Pretty sure its just dom
>>156113740Technically yes but it falls under the 'lesdom' category. So I've heard.Yuri a shit though.
>>156113740Whatever you want to call it I want Emily to become Stella's sex maid and be corrupted by her. Lute would also work but she isn't from Helluva.
>>156113763>Lute would also work but she isn't from Helluva.But neither is emily...?Now im imagining lute maid serving under stella
>>156113865I can't ship Lute with Emily in the Helluva thread.
>>156112538She tries that with Hatemonger he bites her head off.
>>156113975Hatemonger never opens up his helmet though, so she cant try it on himWould be funny if she did it on chestnut and then the others start hitting him trying to get her out
>>156113175Based
Sera x Verosika as a ship? Opinion.
>>156114143Shit. Now go to the Hazbin thread.
>>156114091She just seems so fluffy and soft. I want to cuddle and sleep with her.
>>156113180He would actually be fucking furious and horrified that Blitz was now dating his abuser(Nevermind the abuse he's done himself)
stolas and the red jungle bird guy is the way it should be. blitz is toxic and irritating and literally nothing good comes of him and stolas being more than friends. of course vivzie will do something to make the jungle bird relationship not work (im thinking sex troubles if i know how bad vivzie's writing is)anyway they really didnt take that whole thing with luna getting stabbed seriously enough.also why the fuck does that robot clown thing suddenly have thundercats panthro strength when he was a throwaway villain in his first appearance? this shit is so forced lmfao
Stolas is a fucking faggot.
>>156114233Vassago is a bigoted controlling manipulative bastard who is using Stolas’ banished status to blackmail Stolas into a gilded cage.He’s worse than Stolas was blackmailing Blitzo with the Grimoire.
>>156114312Didn't Vivzie say Vassago was a good person?
>>156114312Blitzo is a fucking faggot.
>>156114312i dont think vivziepop is capable of writing something that nuanced i think you're just retarded
>>156114284So are plenty of other characters
>>156114312Vassago should call IMP more slursStolas should join in
>>156114312I don't think that's true, Vassago is just kind of out of touch and not a good pairing for Stolas. No one's really at fault, but it won't work.It's not going to work out because Stolas is a horndog and Vassago is a vanilla fairytale romance type. When Vassago wants to have gentle loving sex, Stolas wants to get dommed hard.Vassago is also extremely privileged even by Goetia standards. He's not intentionally cruel but he's so well-off he can't even imagine suffering from poverty or that kind of thing.
>>156114358Stolas is a faggot among faggots.
Was the pan over the "sun" in the background at the end of the last episode supposed to be a hint that the climax of Hazbin is happening around now?
If Stolas were bi
>>156114505if stolas were straight but still a sub
I'm surprised with all the bdsm we haven't seen a Hellraiser reference.
>>156114505stellas big, silly grin in this is so funny
>>156114875She finally gets the three things she's always wantedSexual satisfactionBeing the one in controlHumiliating stolas
potential 2nd vivzie wave coming in?
>>156114920Oh cool. We'll be able to remake this with Blitzo shoes.>"Lick these stylized shoes of your roommate, whore!">"Yes, daddy!"
>>156105504i want to rape this bitch so hard bros
>>156115264sorry anon, octavia is for wholesome, romantic lovemakingyou can rape her dad though
>>156115264You don't rape herShe rapes you
>>156115285imagine...
>>156114897I just realized it's quite likely Stella never had an orgasm in her life.
>>156105834Please post more.
>>156115264Octavia is for comfy lovemaking.Stella is for passionate lewd monogamous sex.Stolas is for quick rape.
>>156114920If they put Loona in Fortnite then maybe I'd actually play the stupid game.
So, do we have any news on that AmA thing?
>>156111595Sounds like a recipe for "Auntie" Loona coddling and spoiling Millie and Moxxie's kid absolutely rotten.
>>156115820>Loona ends up as the "cool wine aunt" to M&M's (and octavia's future) kid
Please stop looking for ways to make my wife suffer.
The QA just begun https://h.uguu.se/otcJHnZe.mp4
>>156115980Live2d is so ass
>>156115855>Loona's death is her succumbing to her injuries after protecting M&M's kid with everything she has, saving them at the cost of herself
>>156112171>>156112247They already had a relationship and announced it obnoxiously to all of hell in mastermind. The leak says oh boy stolas will sacrifice his immortality for blitzo, for what though? Another cringe melodramatic show of commitment just to cry about needing to see other people again? It's been an obvious relationship since season 1 and it's only got lower quality than it already was. By pretending they didn't have a relationship you make all the episodes spent trying to make it look less shallow pointless. If stolas wasn't ready to start a relationship he could have kept his privileges and fake marriage alive while being a whore discreetly. You didn't need to waste all this time pretending his relationship with blitzo was special or adding him to team when he doesn't even fit regardless. It's just dumb writing.
>>156114383Imagine the THIRST Stolas would unleash upon Vassago.
>>156115980> already overThat was a huge load of nothing
>>156116455Well that was fast. Any juicy questions make it past the reddit censors or was it all just feel good "you'll be okay prince" nonsense?
Would you still hate Stolas if he were a girl?
>What’s it’s like living and working with Blitz?>Confusing, and terrible.stolas has never had his PR training kek
>>156116576I would've said no because the dynamics in an aristocratic marriage would be different but after all that bdsm shit... yeah, she'd be trash.
>>156116576He basically IS a woman in every sense but biologically.
>>156116576Yes but only because the current writing for Stolas as a woman would all but confirm Viv is a self-hating misogynist who should be chased out of the industry for treating her shows as glorified soapboxes.
>>156116576Would you still love Loona if she were a boy?
>>156116576Yeah s/he'd still be shit, but at least then i'd want to bang her
>>156116614>FemStolas in "Dirty Bird"The screams for Viv to step back and/or the writer who came up with that idea to be fired and blacklisted would still be echoing right about now
>>156116560It was all very milquetoast
>>156116718I think boy Loona would make me a little gay
well is there a link to all the ama answers?
>>156116842https://www.reddit.com/user/PrimeVideo/
>>156116770>>156116455Do we have a definitive answer to the "bird pussy" question?Does he have a peen or not?
Octavia is so much happier with her new family than she's ever been with that perverted sodomite
>>156116605Blitz and co probably dont know what that is
>>156117159>Stellas champion and chad husband is a Bald EagleAmerica liberating the world once again
It's remarkable how lazy Viv is with birds despite clearly loving them best out of all anthro species
>>156116992Probably not
>>156116734Damn, she look soft as hell
>>156116992Given Blitz has said he has a cloaca several times and Stolas has never bothered to correct him, it's safe to say that's what he's rocking.
>>156116576I would find him more arousing but I don't even hate him much to begin with. The side of that relationship I really can't stand is Blitzo. He's hands-down the most obnoxious character in the show and the biggest conduit for the awful, awful humor.
>>156115438Seems I'm gonna have to be the one to give her her first of many
Sooo, with ao3 down, i suppose asking for when the next chapter of BotF comes out is a bit of a moot point
>>156116576We've been through this before and the answer entirely depends if only the sex of Stolas changes or not, if it's the former, then the answer is no. Now, true she'd likely have more defenders/simps and her actions would be understandable given she's a hedonist whore, but at the end of the day, she would not be better than regular Stolas. Same goes if you make Blitzo into Blitza, the writing is the core issue here not the sex of the characters. If you were to take season three out of context and make Both Stolas and Blitzo female or simply change Blitzo into Blitza, chances are Blitza is going to come off a lot more sympathetic.
>>156117727>Turn blitzo into blitza, but keep everything else as is>Now her rich sugardaddy that she's fallen in love with lives with her, but goes around fucking all sorts of strangers and skanks "living his life" while she devolves into a cucked pick-me girlsHoly shit, i think this might be better
What if octavia was asian?
The complete and utter fantasy of a bdsm dating app where the guys aren't slobs that have no idea what RACK means
>>156117867Also the fantasy that they give a shit about the other person's pleasure and arent just horny perverts looking to get their rocks off as easily as possible
>>156117957Tragedy of the commons, one of so many.
>>156115438viv liked a piece of vox/stella art that implied this. 'oh, so that's what it's supposed to feel like!' or something like that.
>>156105504I don't particularly care or like any of the girls from this show. Millie is alright.
>>156112303>>156112290So is Blitzo having to publicly obey a noble demon going to amount to anything? They were making a pretty big deal about how he ended up being a sort of hero to imps.
>>156105518post imp ass
>>156112333Likely yes. At least for the next season. I imagine the rest of the third is finished or far enough along that they couldn't change much. Fourth season is up in the air and it would be interesting to see how much or if they change anything at all by the reception this season has gotten so far.
So the entire Reddit AMA was just Stolas/The Writers fucking with everyone who hate him now right? Cause if that was their intention, then good fucking job.They somehow managed to make people hate him even more.
>>156116455Only real thing I took away from it is that Stolas is still a major dick to Blitzo for almost no real reason. Like dude if you hate his couch so much fucking move out and live with Vas already.
>>156105675It’s his Stand ability.
>>156118499Huh? What did they do to pour gas on the fire this time?
>>156118533One question went like "What's it like living with Blitzo and working with him"? And the answer was along the lines of "confusing and terrible". Also another question about the couch and his answer about how shit it is.The writers know people are pissed with Stolas and their milking it for what its worth.
>>156118579Ah ok. They're making him out to be ungrateful and casually throw out jokes about Blitzo doing his best. Yep, that's not going to win anyone over to Stolas.
>>156118669They're just trolling everyone now.
>Someone ask Stolas what Octavia's first words were.>He unnecessarily insults Stella by calling her a bitch instead of focusing solely on the fond memory of his daughter's first words.Honestly, I feel like everyone on the show's production team does realize that Stolas is a complete asshole, but they're just in denial.
>>156118680I imagine that's what this kind of thing is for. Just an excuse to throw some jokes out around some carefully curated questions. Just funny they chose Stolas to be the lead for this.
>>156118744The most upvoted and easily most popular question was about if Stolas gets his bird pussy wet when Blitzo pulls up in the van and of course they skipped that one.
Stolas AMA makes me want to fry this fucking bastard bird.
>>156118767They were pretty clearly censoring themselves which was funny, to the point that they danced around saying the word “lust” in the one answer they gave
>What's your favorite meal of Blitz?>"Unfortunately his favorite meal to cook is eggs which are not my favorite, but he is working on something for me. In the mean time, i'm happy with bee-eats or beelzegrub">Outside of I.M.P. and your erotic novels what do you do for fun?>"Whoever said I.M.P. was fun? Just kidding. My favorite thing is to watch my hell-a novelas! And i love interacting with other fans of the hell-a-novelas. I like their chat boards and there are conventions. I love disappearing into someone elses fucked up universe">Who is your favorite hell-a-novela character?"That's easy, it's my hija Gabriella! 'That's a mood, Gabriella.' Oh i do love her">What's your favorite thing about Blitzo?>"Well, it's got to be his giant red ego.">What's it like living with Blitzo and working with him?>"Confusing and terrible.">Which sin describes you the most?"These days it would have to be sloth. I'm quite a lazy bird when i'm depressed. But i'm getting through it. So it's either sloth or whatever one is designated for a dirty bird, if you know what i mean."
So, if loona has a moon theme and octavia has a star theme, what would anon/apprentice anon's theme be?I am somewhat torn between a void/blackhole theme and a sun theme
>>156118499people will be forever second guessing whether viv intended for stolas to be morally gray or notlucifer is obviously the same brand as stolas (and i’d argue valentino and charlie are also sich characters), and i doubt we’ll get a honest look at lucifer without offloading every bad thing onto lilith
>>156118882>What's your favorite thing about Blitzo?>"Well, it's got to be his giant red ego.">What's it like living with Blitzo and working with him?>"Confusing and terrible."Bruh, Blitzo let you stay with him free of charge, gave you the couch that he sleeps on, forcing him to sleep on the floor, and this is the thanks you give him?
>>156118910Earth, since he's human
This is my oc Krieg Goetia and im shipping him with blitz.
>>156107879so when is the Loona’s biological parents arc?
>>156118984>Earth motif/themeHow would that even work? What, does he cover himself in dirt and wear brown clothes?To be honest, i prefer him having the sun as his celestial body, the sun is much more representative of mankind, especially since demons seem to have their own, separate star that is dimmer and redderThe sun was custom made by God/the angels for humanity so it holds a special place Also, it would better mark him as an outsider in a way, similar to them, yet very much not the sameThough i also like to believe that eventually anon would "redeem" himself and come back to the light while also fixing whatever girl hes pining for
>>156118882>Which do you preffer: handcuffs or rope? And are there any tips you would recommend for beginners?>"Well, it's a little embarassing to answer this question on a live chat, but anyway, too late now! If you haven't heard, i preffer rope, and the only advice i would give to anyone starting out in this community would be to find someone with experience whom you can trust. And don't be afraid to set your own boundaries. Remember, you must be safe above all. Have fun!">How is the couch?>"How does it look? It's shit.">What care does your feathers need?>"The only care i or my feathers need is aftercare. Lots of it">Have you ever thought about learning to play an instrument?>"Yes, of course. I have discovered that i don't have the lips for brass, but there's something i can't figure out. But it's just a compulsion i have to... i don't know how to say it, i just want to wet a little reed and wrap my lips around a proper... you know, and blow and see what happens!">How is it living a non goetia life?>"I have to say that, though different, there's not much that i miss, i mean, apart from the obvious, but... something about being a Goetian never felt right to me. I can't say that i have entirely figured out this life, but there was never something completely right about the one i was living before. And that, my friends, is what feels good. Leaving what's wrong behind even if you don't know what's ahead."
>>156105504Helluva Boss is racist
>Stolas calls stella a bitch when bringing up ViaHe just can't help but be a prick.
>>156118946i mean i imagine the couch fucking sucks
>>156119185They both really just hate eachother, stella's not special in that regard, shes just got more of a spine Stolas is a bitch and must insult her behind her back
>>156119098>Hi Stolas! I know you write but are you reading anything fun these days?>"It's not exactly fun but i am reading a good deal of self-help books. I'm trying to slide them under the door to Blitz, but so far he's not read any of them as far as i can tell. Here's hoping!">Did you take singing lessons when you were younger?>No, not formally, but my butler Mortimer always loved to have a little music when he was getting me ready in the morning. And whatever he was playing, i found myself always wanting to sing along. And so Mortimer was the one who taught me how to use my diaphragm, how to support my breath and how to add a little vibrato when you need it. So shout out to you Mortimer! Thank you for all the singiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii... iiiiiiiiiiiiing lessons.">Stolas, what kind of music do you vibe with most?>"I love a good breakup song, you know. Something you can put your headphones on, climb into bed, and have a nice long cry 'till you slink further and further into a depression of your own making and finally fall asleep! It's my favorite.">Who was your inspiration behind your taste in fashion? You are an absolute diva.>"Oh, thank you my love! My inspiration is always 'sexy librarian chic'. Give me looks and books, baby!">Hey Stolas. As a fellow writer i'm curious about your little stories. What's your favorite one that you've written so far?>"Thank you for asking. I've just finished one of my favorites. So, i'm home by myself, and the plumber comes over to fix my pipes, but who should show up but the tv repairman! So he's got some work to do if you know what i mean. And then the pizzaman stops by to bring me his pepperoni, and you can figure the rest out yourselves, internet!"
>>156116576Fem stolas' gets significantly more shit, but more goon art.
>>156105504that's jax from tadc
>>156119256>How do you feel about meeting Vassago unexpectedly?>"Well... you know... every so often someone will come back into your life and give you a little surprise from your past and i suppose... well, it's been lovely. It's been lovely to be in touch with a former version of myself that was a bit less complicated by life's entanglements. So, i feel good about meeting Vassago, i don't know how to feel about it, and i guess that's what i'm working on, not worrying about the future, or the past. Trying to live in the present. So that's my answer and i'm sticking to it.">How much wealth did you possess during your time as royalty?>"...Too much?">What is your best memory with Via? And what do you like to do together in your free time?>"My favorite memory with my daughter is teaching her a love of music and of magic. We used to spend hours together singing and conjuring up imaginary spells. So now, our favorite thing to do together when we can is for me to watch her try real magic. You have no idea the pride a parent feels when they see their child achieve something that they once thought impossible. It's the best feeling you can have. And i'm so lucky that i get to have it.">I apologise if i sound impolite but i always wondered about your current age.>"I like to think i'm ageless, but if you must know, my current age... is 37 years immortal. Happy now?">What is your favorite tea? And do you add anything in it?>"My favorite tea is the type you spill with friends. But seriously, i do love a stiff cup of builder's tea, because it makes me think of a stiff builder."
>>156119468>How do you feel about meeting Vassago unexpectedly?>"Well... you know... every so often someone will come back into your life and give you a little surprise from your past and i suppose... well, it's been lovely. It's been lovely to be in touch with a former version of myself that was a bit less complicated by life's entanglements. So, i feel good about meeting Vassago, i don't know how to feel about it, and i guess that's what i'm working on, not worrying about the future, or the past. Trying to live in the present. So that's my answer and i'm sticking to it."Kind of explains why Stolas is all over Vas. Dude reminds him of his old, privileged life. Vas can give Stolas everything and Blitzo gives him nothing right now.
>>156119468>Being so familiar with the night sky, what's your favorite constellation? Does Octavia have one as well?>"My favorite constellation is Orion. I mean, wouldn't you like to see what's beyond the belt? Oh, Octavia... well she's a big fan of the big dipper. Yes, one of the easiest to spot in the sky. She says she loves it because she knows it's always there.">What has it been like working with I.M.P. so far?>"It's had it's ups and downs, shall we say, but i have to say i'm enjoying it more and more each day. You know, it takes a certain... skill to answer the phone, to sip one's coffee and to, you know, make light of serious professional deficiencies. So, i'm enjoying it, i suppose.">Where did you learn to shake it like that?>"Oh, did you mean like this?" *shakes his avatar* "I learned it on the internet late at night my darlings. See you there.">Since you mentioned that you spent years studying hell's judicial system, what is your favorite law in hell?>"Good question! My favorite law is law 327, section 12.">Do you have any favorite Earth based plants?>"Yes i do! My favorite plant on Earth is the venus flytrap. I love watching it take the life of an innocent little fly.">What were Octavia's first words?>"Oh, thank you for asking about my precious daughter. Well, if memory serves, her first word was 'dada'. And her second word was 'bitch', i mean, 'mama'.">Will you publish your gay erotica?>"I suppose i could publish it. But the question is, will you buy it!? Because i'm poor now! Please! Buy my sad gay book!"
>>156105675That would be cool and interesting, but there is no way that Viv and other writers are competent enough to think of that, let alone to pull it off, nor would they want it despite it actually being a great plot twist.
>>156119708That is all. I didn't read the unanswered questions but surely there were more interesting ones to read. This was a bunch of nothing.
>>156117765>You sit on the couch, finally getting some relaxation after an exhausting week. >Your rest turns into a deep slumber.>You are awoken from your slumber by something bump against you.>You assume it's Loona coming to ask you something. >That's when you see a pair of red hooves bumping your legs.>Once she saw that you were awoken and her hooves were touching your legs, she quickly pulls her legs back saying almost screaming "I'm sorry, I'm sorry.">The way and tone she apologized made it seem as if she was begging for mercy.>Her mascara running down her cheeks, her shivering and her sniveling.>Seeing the boastful, cocky and crass Imp turned into this was saddening even to you.>You and Blitza never got along that well, she never trusted you especially when you were around Loona and you were always pushed back by her lack of manners and crude etiquette.>Still, when Loona got injured having her organs nearly punctured, you were there to help console her not knowing if she would lose her daughter.>Her grief turned back into rage towards you, screaming, shouting about everything that has transpired up to that point. About Stolas leaving her, Striker taking a fancy to her twin sister and everyone turning against her.>After all that she slammed her face into palms never saying another word until Loona recovered.>She looked completely vulnerable then as she does now. When you raised your arm, she winced expecting the same treatment she's gotten from everyone else, a similar bombardment she gave you at the hospital or worse.>She was taken aback when your hand didn't form a clenched fist, but a gesture, an invitation to rest under your arm.>She shook for a minute before slowly making her way over and slumped against your shoulder. >You felt her trembles when your arm touched her shoulders, but those quickly died down once she figured you weren't taking advantage. >She looked up at you, tears still streaming down her face.
>>156119800>"Y-you won't a-a-abandon me too?">You shook your head>She darted her eyes then looked back to you.>She tries to manifest a smile, but all she can do cry out a small "Thank you">She digs into your side and places her legs onto your lap.>You two sit there, drained physically and emotionally before you both quickly turn back into a slumber driven by each others warm embrace.
>>156119708this character literally only talks about penis. Hes a fucking degenerate.
>>156120013He’s Brandon’s other self insert.
>>156120013They really tries to avoid those types of questions huh
>>156120013Its probably the only material him and the rest can come up with on the spot.
>>156120178The questions were posted days ago, they’ve had time to prepare.
>>156120213The that was the best they could come up with after days of prep time. Which is fucking impressively bad.
>>156119708>>156119788I decided to go through the questions to see the best ones they were obviously too cowardly to answer.>Why did you treat Stella as an annoyance when she asked you to stand up for her right to choose the colours for her own wedding knowing that's how little power she had?>Does your bird puss actually drip from the sound of blitz's van pulling up?>Can you explain how your Cloaca works>Do you care at all that Stella is likely being groomed by her creepy ass brother? Have you ever tried to help in any way?>If you can twist your head 180°, why can't you see you're a bad father?>how long was Stella eggnant for?>Did you see the plant Blitzø brought for you?>If it meant via could be safe/happy, would you re-marry Stella? Would you ever consider a relationship with blitzo AND vassago?>How would you feel if Blitz started hooking up with others while you two are still living together?>why did you sexually coherse a low class minority who has shown multiple times to be uncomfortable with your demands and begs, and you insisted that he was in control just because he was "the top"?>Why are you fucking random guys instead of working to see your daughter again?>if you don't wanna play with stella could you please pass the controller to someone who can handle allat>Are you aware that you coerced Blitzo into having sex with you for an entire year so he could keep the book that requires him to do his job? How do you feel knowing that you’re a rapist?>Do you know what you did to Blitz was, unintentional or not, still coercive assault?>Why weren’t Vasago and Andrealphus forced to marry like you?>Why did you leave octavia for blitz when in the end you left him for vassagoThe ones they actually picked were mostly ignored by redditors while a bunch of these had quite a bit of attention from both Stolas supporters and haters.
>>156120082>vizie is called racist for not making non-white characters>makes alastor, a murderous cannibal, non-whitewhat did vizie "14 words" pop mean by this?
>>156120082>I hate the wife I raped???????
>>156120247>If you were to discover that Octavia is sneaking out of the palace, only to be brought back by a new friend of hers—someone who’s a total badass—would you be happy or worriedI just know one of you wrote this.
>>156118882I'm starting to think Stella is a saint for putting up with this insufferable asshole for so long.
>>156120304It really is putting a perfect picture in my head why she loves tormenting him Imagine NOT bullying this fag 24/7
>>156120247Reading through the questions, they really went out of their way to pick the most uninteresting possible. There are quite a bunch that aren't Stolas slander but would be fun to see answered.
>>156109538>It could be up to 4 weeks
>(You) and your hoot gf had to get out of the palace.>Not only to avoid her sex pest of an uncle, but because the two of you needed munchies for your jam sesh.>There was one problem with bringing Octavia to a supermarket, though.>Everyone and their mother was recognizing her, being a princess and all.>While most people logically scurried away, there were the obvious exceptional few who tried stupid shit.>Some faggot imp just tried to grope you.“What th- get the fuck off me!”>A snap of the fingers from Octavia.>The imp turned into a pile of ash on the spot.>You couldn’t lie to yourself.>That was really fucking hot.>He’ll be fine.>The princess groaned, half angry, half irritated.>”Anyway…” She clenches the bridge of her beak. “What were you saying? You’re getting strawberry milk?”>Via didn’t seem too pleased with that.“Yeah?” You replied. “It’s good.”>She glanced down at the overflowing shopping cart, looking guilty.”What?” You tilted your head. “I told you, my treat tonight. I don’t care if you’ve got infinite money, I’m paying.”>Via stepped back as if personally attacked.>”What the fuck? No! You’re struggling as it is, just let me pay for it! I don’t want you to-“>There it was again.>In your mind raged a slew of unwelcome, but honest thoughts.>For as long as you two have been together, she’s tried to cover every possible expense and spoil you.>Like you can’t do it on my own.>The princess continued.>”Anon, I know we went over this. I’m-““NO, YOU’RE NOT.”>That was a bit too loud. But, your point still stands.>”What is your problem?!” Octavia jabbed a finger at you. “Did someone shit in your cereal this morning? You’ve been acting like this all day! What did I do wrong?!”>God damn it.1/2
>>156120501>She continued her rant.>”Why are you always causing your own fucking problems?! You never think practically about this shit! You have this idea that you need to constantly beat yourself down and I fucking hate it! I HATE it!”“That’s not…”>You paused.>There was truth to that.“Look, babe. When you offer to solve all my problems, financial or otherwise, it makes me feel like shit-“>”Why?!”“BECAUSE-“>You forced yourself to lower your voice again.>This needed to happen. Arguments exist for a reason.“Because it makes me feel like you don’t trust me to take care of you nor myself.” >Your frown fell further.“It also never allows me to treat you to anything. Think. When was the last time we went out on a date?”>”…A week ago? At Ozzie’s?”“And can you remember any time then or before where I paid?”>Just before she spoke up, the words died in her throat.>”N-no…”“That’s my point, love.”>You cusped her cheek(?)“You’ve done so much for me. Let me take care of YOU for once. And… I’m sorry for yelling at you.”>Octavia interlocked her fingers with yours.>”Fuck… me too. I’m just… it scares me to see that part of myself in you. I know how it feels and it’s fucking miserable.”“Mhm.”>The two of you took a moment to ingest what’s been said.>It’s gone on long enough. You two have communicated and received a solution. That’s a sign of a healthy relationship.“Now, strawberry milk?”>The owl hoots.>”You’re buying~”2/2
Sooooo... remake of this perhaps with Blitzo in the phone? Who would be holding it tho?
>>156120726Striker.
I have a kanker sore on the inside of my cheek and I keep poking at it with my tongue. But that's just making it worse!
>>156120747Striker plus barb plus everyone at the fuck blitz party in a mission control room, blitz up on the main screen and everyone in the room celebrating like they just landed on the moon.
>>156105650If I had decent asmr of Bee for sleep aid my life would be complete.
>>156122342
>>156122360no pun intended but... I dare say some feathers have been ruffled
>Blitzo's ex hooks up with someone new>Blitzo's sister hooks up with his enemy>Blitzo is actively trying to be a better person and finding out that's not always enough>instead focus on fagbird and how him cheating and manipulating everyone around him is fine and justifiedBravo Viz
>>156111890Then they all scold him for being so selfish that he'd wanna kill himself after losing everyone he loves, then that somehow gets him to come around because Vivzie and Brandon don't understand how emotion works.>>156112538I remember someone saying this bit was offensive for some reason, I don't remember. I have an OC that would act like this so I really like it.
>>156121824Dark.
>>156122379I know this is a HB thread, but doesn't Viv do that with Val already?
>>156112210Blitzo is like Jax to me. He's not a great guy morally but seeing his life fall apart saddens me.
>>156122448He did help save the day in the finale with the power of rape but if I remember its more that he's portrayed as a spicy latino gay guy rather than a vicious pimp and rapist. I think a lot of it is that Viv isn't mature or aware that somebody can be a good and interesting character but a piece of shit person so if she starts liking a character or they get popular she tries to soften their edges not understanding that if someone likes a knife it's because it's a knife not because it's secretly a nerf football
>>156122463Speak for yourself. They’re both faggots, and I love seeing them be miserable.
>>156122678I enjoy both characters but respect your opinion
In a few hours I can post my Loona halloween art, keep an eye out for it here.
You should have known the price of evilAnd it hurts to know that you belong here, yeahNo one to call, everybody to fearYour tragic fate is looking so clear, yeahOoooooh, IT'S YOUR FUCKIN' NIGHTMAAAREEEE HAHAHAHAHHAA
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>>156123232>be human anon>die>unfortunately this ends with you being cursed with furry-itis>the upshot is loona cannot stop cuddling you because of how fluffy you now are>just barely makes up for all the jokes I.M.P. throws your way
>>156119058>its just 2 regular dogs
>>156123232
>>156120501>>156120516Odd, but still quite cute green, Anon.
>>156122379Apropos of the artist's take (as an aside: reading through the e6 comments on these posts are making my brain cells suicidal), woobified Valentino gunning down Angel Dust is a very funny image.
>>156123878t’was a /hmofa/ request
>>156123962speaking of /hmofa/ some faggot is flooding the thread with loona scat pictures
>>156124014Good. Any suffering on hmofa fags is welcome.
>>156124014Wish scat was the porn britain is trying to criminalize right now
>>156124014Probably the same faggot who's been throwing fits about artists for the last few years.
>>156123898>(as an aside: reading through the e6 comments on these posts are making my brain cells suicidal)I wasn't going to mention it but yeah. Some folks on there aren't happy that their fave character for smut is getting raked over the coals by critical fan artists. It's actually an exercise in endurance reading those comments.
>>156123962Lovely.
>>156119738>>156105675That sure would make sticking with the series worth itSadly the disappointing wooby fanfic we are stuck with is all we'll get until 2027I don't think I'll even be interested anymore by then
>barely got one look at octavia this season>have to wait until next year to see her again
>Barbie pretends she hates her brother>Not only saved his life, but also gave him the crystal back???
Here's my Halloween art for the year.Loona's wearing that new lingerie design she got. But why did the lights in (Your) room turn red and dark?
>>156125041And without anon's legs in the way, less POV and more Loona
>>156124936Blitzo has habit of being hypocritic.Might be the same for her, not all hypocrisy will hurt people.
>>156122342>>156122360>>156122379What a surprisingly naunced perspective.I love grouchy Stella.
>>156125041>>156125051Looks fantastic, Happy Hallooween Halfdime.
>>156125203Thanks. I'm going to celebrate by finally trying Eternal Darkness on the gamecube, it looks super fun.
>>156125196Viv fucked up in the one way she wasn't supposed to fuck up. These obvious complaints about stolas have existed since the beginning but were kept at bay by the all consuming nature of the Blitz x Stolas happy gay love time adventure. By taking that away the flood gates are now open and people can actually speak their mind without instant pushback because the hive minds finally been broken up.
>>156122342>>156122360>>156122379Good example of this Thing would be the Phantom Troupe of Hunter x Hunter.Are some of them fun? Likeable? Do they have sympathetic backgrounds? Did they all suffer heavily? Yes. Do they have an extremely strong bond with each other? Absolutely.But they're still mass-murdering psychopaths that deserve everything bad that happens to them.
>>156105504Call me a faggot but seeing Via smiling again almost made me tear
>>156125715Damn, I was thinking of this exact example just today, that's some weird fucking synchronicity.To be fair, I only got into Hxh because of Plaqueofgripes.These kinda of characters are great for story telling when you plan on actually pointing out these hypocracies as well as how and WHY they are so bad/obvious.But nobody writing this seems to care about saying anything meaningful with their story.Which isn't a major sin...unless your show is always boasting about injustice and relationships and how hard you worked to tell a meaningful story.Once again, this show being about episodic bullshit would have actually made it easier for people to stomach, since they wouldn't feel like they need to give a shit about all these people.Blitz trying to change is fine though, especially since he's not getting off of the hook for it like Stolitz.He's still a sleazy murderer but it's Hell, maybe this is as 'good' as Hellborn can ever hope to be.Even Fizz is guilty of letting his Princely bf create sentient androids to be weird slaves built in his image. SEX slaves in some cases.
>>156119738>Reads the stars, knows the secrets of the universe and how to wield them>You think this means supernatural power and godlike charisma>It really just means knowing the writer's coom trove inside-and-out
>>156105535Vivzie would kill herself before exploring Stella as a character
>>156106478It was not proper then either
>>156107878>white>britishPick one.
>>156126027
>>156117867>>156117957Vivzie is determined to speedrun every female writer cliche at once, please understand.
>>156118681Either that or they legitimately don't care, they genuinely project themselves into the owl's terrible life decisions and wish they could just fuck their problems away.
>>156119522The funniest part of this is the contract with the other answer where Stolas CLAIMS to be relieved to stop being a Goetic demon (please just give him back the part where he had a comfortable life)This truly is female writing at its most pure state.
>>156126403Stella was put to death for not wearing a hijab.
STELLA GOETIA IS A HOMOSEXUALSTELLA GOETIA IS A HOMOSEXUALSTELLA GOETIA IS A HOMOSEXUAL
>>156126582Stella got the clapped after getting clapped when she forgot to clap for your carers.
>>156125839Faggot.
>>156124014Don't see it, but /ztg/ is still getting spammed with fetish shit. It's been that way for months now. Same as it ever was.
>>156125859Asmodeus is the Sin of Lust so him creating literal sex slaves makes logical sense.
>>156124014Based and shitpilled, Loona deserves it after this season.
>>156126846>literal sex slavesVivzie will never address Asmodeus being pro-consent but shamelessly profiting off sex slaves of his bf huh, in her mind living off a sugar daddy's goodwill is a good ending because she herself is a weird nepo baby with industry connections.
>>156120258If a woman comes to dislike for any reason whatsoever it retroactively means all previous sexual intercourse was rape. We even have women openly admitting that their feelings warp their personal reality and remake the experiences in their mind as rape. They're wildly dangerous creatures and not our equals.
>>156126957Counterpoint: when are you gonna tell us what BBC smegma tastes like?
>>156126994Vortex's dick tastes like a million other hellhound asses.
>>156125930Stella is likely based on Vivz mother and her relationship with her mother is what's going to dictate if she lives or dies.
>>156105999Nobody is taking that bet because you're guaranteed to win.
>>156127005I wonder if that's also gonna be the case for Lilith.
>>156125930>flashbacks show stella in distress teice obviously for viewers to sympathize >viv would NEVER why are you retarded? stella will kill andy and become friends with blitz and probably stolas tooit’s so obvious
Smelly Octavia butt ( i )
>>156127111This better happen. Stella getting a relationship with Blitzo is on my "Things that probably won't happen" wish list and this honestly would be the perfect way to close things out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihnQMDYZczQI want their relationship to just be this (Ironically starring Brandon Rogers)
Happy Halloween, everyone!
>>156127168slander!My wifes butt smells of lavender in a chilly autumn night breeze
>>156117296Holy shit I had a webcomic of an idea similar to this with an eagle
>>156127374
>>156127003>implying he isn't a power bottom>yes, even with Bee
helluva getting 15 ep seasons while hazbin gets 8 is insaneimagine how much better hazbin could be with room to breathein helluva related discussion this season has to be an intentional mindfuck right?Like what are they gonna do bring out cash bucko too just to shove the knife deeper into Blitz?
>pic related is actually octavia, but possessed by her grandma who was locked in the pendant>throughout the 2nd half of S3 she starts to slowly change in personality, becoming more vitriolic, domineering and aggressive >by the time the crew realize whats happening, she can no longer be convinced to take it off>her grandma is now no longer simply influencing her decisions, but starting to take direct control, which she does easily because octavia still feels alone and ignored by everyone else>the season ends with a fight in which they try to remove the amulet before it is too late, but stolas mom in octavias body is too strong>so they start talking to her directly and convince her that they do care, at which point she comes back to her senses for long enough to rip the locket offwhat are the chances of this happening?
>>156127492stolas being on the antagonist side certainly wasn't a coincidence as we've seen
>>156127475>imagine how much better hazbin could be with room to breathe7 CONSECUTIVE EPISODES OF TOXIC TV HEADED MAN ON DEER YAOI, come the fuck on anon this is Vivzie we're talking about.More content doesn't improve these shows as long as she's writing for them, it just lets the shit stink for longer. Remember all the speculation about what Gravity was alluding to? Remember what THAT amounted to?>>156127492...and Via has had an evil grandma since, when?What is her motivation??Can demons even be sealed like that???
>>156127513>...and Via has had an evil grandma since, when?since forever, stolas never knew his mom, now did he?>What is her motivation??idk, power, maybe dethroning lucy?paimon is supposed to be unquestionably loyal, so him locking her away would make sense once he found out>Can demons even be sealed like that???just say only goetias can
>>156127513ngl the alastor/vox episodes were my fav so I probably would enjoy thatlike most character development in hazbin is very weak
>>156127539like imagine the insane amount of time wasted on the millie/cassidy backstory if we could have that of vox/alastor
alright real talkso satan really didn't give a shit about punishing stolas in the first placewhat's the chances stolas gets his powers back early?
imagine if this were to happen
>>156105675
>>156120361He’s always being an asshole to her and acts like he’s the victim. He even makes fun of her over the fact that she never got to go to school.
shes so freaking beautiful...
Can you stop shipping Stella to that piece of shit Blitzo? She deserves way better.Someone like Lucifer maybe.
>>156127838Hazbin is shit. Helluva is too.The Demon Store called. They said they're running out of (you).
>>156127005Then Stella will be fine. Viv has a pretty good relation with her mom. Who even gives her pointers on the show itself.
>>156127838>She deserves way better.>Someone like Lucifer maybe.Ahh yes. Going from trash to garbage. Truly an improvement.
>>156127759People are saying this and her saying that she wasn't good with numbers is proof that she wasn't educated.But this proves that she actually can spell and somehow I feel like she only acts dumb in front of Andrealphus. I feel like Stella is plotting and there's no way she could have actually forgot Octavia was turning 18 soon. It's a stretch but between Via suggesting that things used to seem better in the family and Stella throwing a "Not Divorced" party so close to Via turning 18 makes me think she was warming up Stolas' humiliation ready to publically dump him the second she had no obligation to raise Via anymore but one of the reasons she's pissed at him is because he broke up with her publically before she could dump him.
>>156127838Remember when people were shipping Stella with Mammon? Stella seems to want someone to take charge. Someone that would stand up for her and care about her wants and desires. I don't think Blitzo is that person romantically but it doesn't mean he couldn't play bodyguard to her. If she's as shallow as all that, Blitzo is also really good at flattering shallow people but not at longer relationships. And they both swear like sailors.Honestly it's a match made in hell.
>>156127598He already has some magic even though he shouldn't, so it's quite likely.
>>156128645Holy copeI know stellafags come up with all sorts of headcanons to justify the way she is, but do you really, honestly think vivzie would have thought far and deeply enough to write her that way?I fear that what you see is what you get with stella, there really isnt any hidden intelligence to her
>>156128765This isn't Stellachad behavior, this is helluva delusion behavior, aka expecting actual stuff from this show.
>>156128765>>156128798Quite literally the only reason I think this is because of this scene.Stella's lack of a reaction implies she already saw the writing on the wall and doesn't care. Her having years of practicing deceit and even tricking Octavia into believing they were a happy couple once makes me think that Stella is actually way more tricky and manipulative. I get that I shouldn't expect too much from Vivziepop but I genuinely feel like the writing has gone from shit to decent ever since I started seeing Lyle Rath on the writing staff and I have hope that some people might have course corrected and handled things for the better.
>>156128830>She's a good liar because she tricked a child.*and everyone else until rather recently it seems. I get it sounds like cope but I've always been a rose tinted glasses wearing dumb "but my hope will never die" mother fucker
>>156128873I'll hold my breath until they actually portray stella in a positive light
>>156127838>Someone like Lucifer maybe.I would pick him to. He's nearly a god, stolas is just an OWL MAN.
>Thought a lot of the demons designs that show up were bad>Look at hazbin hotel>oh my god it's worse, so much worse>Thought the writing was all over the place with asspulls and retcons everywhere>recent episodes hit the "bad but i can't articulate why" zone that even B movies fear slipping in to>look at hazbin hotel>oh my god it's worse>look at thread>90% "well if vivzie was a good writer..."i've wasted 8 whole hours of my life expecting this to suddenly get good when i could have just tried to watch HH and dropped everything vivzie forever after 20-60min
>>156128988You're gonna suffocate to death.
>>156129342>>90% "well if vivzie was a good writer..."It would be great if she was a good writer, but she isn't. Because of that, her stories are fundamentally broken simply by the virtue of being created by her.
>>156129468One of you should've taken one for the team and knocked her up before she started working on Hazbin.
>>156129607She created loona specifically to distract us from doing that.
>>156129607There are some which would done it free if charge.
Would you say this show is the better paced out of the 2?
Have an Anon and Via halloween greentext. Happy Halloween faggots.https://rentry.co/q63956ou
>>156129757it wasseason one was okthe shorts were kinda goodseason two devolvedseason 3 is quickly dropping to fanfiction quality standardswhenever viv wants to write a plot with a grand goal or theme she completely fails and creates cringefanfiction quality is what happens when someone who is only able to create small things tries to create big thingsit's like someone who can doodle a newspaper comic trying and failing hilariously to create a wall sized oil paintingand that's exactly vivziepop
>>156129757Yes by a longshot
>>156129757Hazbin Hotel has a more grounded plot to it's origiinal point than Helluva Boss, but hazbin just always feels so rushed to get to it's final destination than helluva. Even with all the jumping around and characters helluva has, it still seems more properly paced.
>>156129851its original point*
Am I the only one that has zero understanding of how Octavia hates Stolas or why does the internet think that makes sense?I have first hand and second hand experience with dysfunctional awful families and being a neglected teen and one thing that I have never seen is that teenager hating the parent that's abused by their partner. I'm not saying Stolas is a good parent but he is 10000000% the only one that actually cares about Octavia. Stella has been shown multiple times to not care one bit about her daughter and would gladly kill Stolas and Octavia just to get more royal power or whatever. She has zero care for Octavia and she shows that PLAINLY. There is literally zero room for Octavia to not see her mother as a total evil bitch and yet for some reason she thinks she's totally perfectly and wonderful meanwhile Stolas is the bad guy despite Octavia seeing in front of her how her mom abuses him psychically and tries to ruin his life directly.I would have understood if Octavia just ran away from home and decided to not be involved with both of them anymore but Octavia deciding to suck up to her mother is nonsensical. I have never seen a teenager in a bad household act like this and its so awkward and nonsensical that I have no idea where Viv picked up this plotpoint from, or why no one is as confused about it as I am.
Birdie...
>>156127513>7 CONSECUTIVE EPISODES OF TOXIC TV HEADED MAN ON DEER YAOI
>when you tell her you've beat up her ex and stuffed his head in a sewer drain
>>156122436Does "being good" in this universe even gives you some kind of profit? Because what i see is what being evil gives you much more, like power and status, and good people getting screwed over.
>>156130380wow... just like in real life...bravo vivziepop...
IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN A WEEK, WHY ARE WE BACK TO JERKING OFF TO CHARACTERS
>>156130373Oh Stella, My StellaWon't you let me be your special fella?
>>156130434”back to”?anon, we never stopped
HALLOWEEN PARTY TOPSIDE WITH BEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>156130396In that case, why Blitzo should be good to others in the first place? Stolas fucked him over already, so he don't have to do that for him for sure.
>>156127475Fuck no. Hazbin is boring garbage not worth watching.
>>156127858>The Demon Store called. They said they're running out of (you).1995 called, they want their faggy Seinfeld jokes back.
>>156129799>season 3 is quickly dropping to fanfiction quality standardsAnon this series is a tumblr blog with studio funding
>>156130077A running theme throughout the series is characters making the wrong decisions, but that's kind of par for the course as a dramatic mechanism. But yes, valid point, Octavia's turn was a bit too hard, and then the recovery was pretty quick. It kind of stands out, as opposed to what Blitz and Stolas have been doing which is plausible considering the context.
>>156130791Oh yeah?Well I slept with your wife
>>156130997That anon's wife is in a coma.
>>156130077>I have never seen is that teenager hating the parent that's abused by their partner.In dysfunctional family dynamics that nominally have 1 abusive parent, the other parent isn’t usually blameless if they aren’t working to remove their child from an intolerable household. They can be anything from enablers to martyrs. Yes, even “sacrificing” your dignity for stability can earn you resentment from your children.In Octavia’s perspective, Stella is probably a great mom when Stolas isn’t around. Stella is a fun parent, but dumb, so whether Via knows it or not, she doesn’t demand a conversation from her like she does from her dad. Stolas is equally as egocentric, if not more, but he knows how to butter his words up.
“F&uck U Stolas!” Is finally up on YouTube!!!!!!
>>156130077Who cared for Via all the time Stolas was having gay sex with imps or laid down depressed?Yep, that's right, Stella.Stolas "will always come back", but Stella was there all the time for her.
could someone edit poopass into a human?
>>156131561Ass like a ten year old boy.
>>156119124It's very anti-wokeIt constantly portrays a society where everything christian values disallow is allowed, accepted, and celebrated, but it portrays these very disallowed things as the direct cause of misery on a grand scaleThe only characters that are even remotely likable embody more traditional values like monogamy, heterosexuality, and procreation, and the moment anyone slips (ie: loona going from a fairly neutral character to encouraging sodomy and promiscuity, apparently because she's given up and is on "team loser" after an influencer didn't think she was hot (vanity btw)) it causes a shitshow that makes everyones life worse.The millie pregnancy subplot as-is is basically going to be an anti-violence message about prioritizing family and acknowledging that being good (ie: not a mass murderer) isn't just about being good for its own sake, it's about not fucking your life up.On top of heaven being full of the corrupt and bloodthirsty (a clear reference to the subversion of the original meaning of the church to make it into an institution of power and might) it's like vivzie is subconsciously a trad christian schizo
>>156131706>
>>156132084>loona just needed a good christian boyfriend to marry her and straighten her out and stolas would have never turned into a slut
>>156132084>On top of heaven being full of the corrupt and bloodthirsty (a clear reference to the subversion of the original meaning of the church to make it into an institution of power and mightI see Hellverse's attempt at depicting Heaven as a loose interpretation of Judiac heaven(and hell too) which explains why God never shows up or Christ isn't shown and is rarely mentioned.
It's Halloween and I'm done reading my weird ass book. Let's go watch HB!
>>156132186This is much better than how the fanfiction did it. No musical number where all is forgiven and no out of character phone text. Octavia is still clearly hurt by what Stolas did and those lines "I'm so tired of hating you, I don't want to hate you anymore" "I can't just forget what happened" are perfect. It also would have been a nice way to end the season half-way through. Both Stolas and Blitzo get hit emotionally by the actions of their past catching up with them and both are mentally broken. This change doesn't fix everything, but it's a massive improvement for Octavia.
Bee Halloween...https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/145972187/#146010497
>>156132337yeah, sadly viv cannot ever have her precious little owl man face any consequences from his actionsshe needs to take away octavias agency to give him his win
Happy Halloween bros.
>>156127790Needs to be a brown girl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_Zm3yiEr6o>we still dont have an octavia or loona version of lost kittenwhat a shame
Vivziepop gets caught in a Chris Hansen sting
>>156132670Happy Halloween, Beefag.>>156132619I know what you are.
>>156132719I'd feel bad for viv because she'd have to deal with Chris' bullshit What I want is her to try to meet up with a boy but when she gets there there's several of them and they use their collective strength to hold her down and take turns raping herShe forever has to live with the experience because she can't make it a victim story without making her look like the predator
>>156132719Please
>>156132670Happy Halloween Buzzer, did you remember to get full sized candy bars for Bee. >>156132915Remember to ward off Hangry Bee with full sized candy bars or else. Are you guys going trick-or-tricking?
>>156133120I'll be sure to bring the king-size bars.>spoilerNah. Watching Silence of the Lambs right now.
>>156133154Nice, I'm about to watch The Last Man on Earth(1964) was wanting to watch The Omega Man but I can't find a site hosting it.
>>156133217Good choices. I have the latter on DVD. I think I might give that a watch later.
Put ice cubes on your knees and report back to me.
>>156128830>ever since I started seeing Lyle Rath on the writing staffWait, really? They let an edgy chud like him on the team? I might have to watch this now.
>>156133559i dont know the guy, can i get a qrd on his writing style?
Halloween is the only time demons can come out without wearing a disguise. Is it possible, probably even, that the Dhorks might wear costumes too?
>>156133570His youtube channel:https://www.youtube.com/c/WrathClub
I have a lot of homolust for Vassago. He's a cutie. Deserves better than Stolas.
>>156133693>The Goetia of treasure picks trash as his partnerIt's like poetry
>>156133693faggot
>>156133693I SHOW NO LOVETO HOMO THUGS
welp, thread is past 500should we make a new one?
>>156133839Chop Chop.
>>156133559I'M LYLE RATH
>>156133978okay, migrate
