>UHHHH SAY WHAT NOW, I'M WITCH SUPERMAN?!
>>156092935Over-animated. Like the Mario sprite with the bouncy hat.
>>156092935If this is the calibre of writing we can expect from this film, we are in deep, deep trouble.
why is it all so tiresome?
>>156092935What the hell is she doing, is she having a spastic fit?
>>156092935>"No, I said you were a witch supremacist!"
>>156092935>could ride a broom>could transform into animal>nah let's just translate the model in the air and let the actor crack stupid shit
>>156092935>says Superman instead of SupergirlOne fucking job
>>156093282Prob didn't change the dialogue from when the character was a boy, or just inching in a nonbinary identity, since Disney executives denied them the first time with Wish.
>>156092935
This needed to have been the desktop of every writer on this movie
>>156092969or the zzz ones
>>156092935I bet her asshole is darker than her pants
What is it with millennial women and witches anyway
>>156095864They see themselves as Witches in the "Powerful girl that is also oppressed and misunderstood by the patriarchy" manner.
>>156092999because you're tired. go to sleep.
>>156092969It’s what happens when you use tiktok face dances as references
>>156092935grok take off that white undershirt
>>15609293520 years ago, she would've said>I'm witch Moses
>>156096981She would have said "That's pretty Wizard" because the Robot Chicken Star Wars specials had Vader trying to bring that term back.
>>156096981Who? I am gen z they them and dong know bible only tiktok(not really but thats hoe it is theses days sadly)
>>156097064Practice your English a little more before posting, Paco
>>156092935she moves like she's being electrocuted
Are you guys ready to admit over-animation is a thing
>>156093367>I just killed a studio! with my freaking mind!How did she get away with it?
>>156096915my thoughts exactly
>>156092999Because youre low T
The hate for this unreleased film is so forced
>>156097235nooo I love witches actuallythis is just tripe thou>>156096064maybe so
>>156092993Why would you be in trouble? Simply don't watch it.
>>156095864It filters schizos
>>156095864it was really popular in that 'late internet 2.0' era when myspace wasnt quite killed by facebook, when independent webpages that were just run by some dude were still around. Right around the same time as those dumb polls where you would answer 10 question and then it would tell you which disney villain you were. Like, if you have tits and you know what an angelfire is, you have been on witchcraft websites.
People see a lots of Owl House, I see a lot of Star vs, this is more of a fish out of the water story so far, with stupid use of magic, slapstick and unfunny constant blabbering that wasn't really a OH thing.
>women and TikTok please watch our movieWhen was the last time a WDAS movie was stuffed with shitty needle drops? Chicken Little?
porn of the mom yet?
>>156098933wow, not even original scores? We are falling to Illumination levels now?
>>156099019Kris Bowers is doing the orchestral bits, might be good, he did Wild RobotBut yes, we haven't had a pop-heavy soundtrack like this for Disney Animation since Chicken Little.
>>156092935What a disturbing face model>>156092969It almost looks like it's 1.5x or 2x speed>>156095864>millennial womenUKian here. Boomer or slightly younger woman came onto national TV to advertise her book.Standard prog slop: "We need more books about women in history by female authors, so buy my book!"The interviewer then asked if all witches were women, which made her start with 9/10 witches were men, but then men made medicine real and require an education that women couldn't get (patriarchy segue, "buy my feminist book!").She then got very excited in saying all witches from that point were women who were midwives... and excited started explaining they also did blessings and curses... and that pacts with the devil were actually a normal thing because Lucifer was actually an angel and... there was another woman at the table watching it with me. I exchanged a glance and asked how could this person go beyond the "Witches are healers" and say "The Devil is a good thing, which is why witch burning was wrong, because they were in league with the Devil, who is a good man", and she wasn't bothered.I assume this is also why American women of all ages keep making Salem stories up where they, as Christianity fades from America, increasingly write the stories as "The witch was real, she was evil, and that's why #AllMen are wrong and should get out of our way" or >>156096029I think the last year for an "even handed" major Salem story was ~2014 with /v/'s Murdered Soul Suspect where witches were real, but used good magic, and the villain was a not-witch girl who used evil pact magic, which coincides with the time when media was overtaken by women.
>>156099019Ah... this might explain why the composer was only announced a few weeks ago and scenes were still missing music in the press previews... they're filling the gaps with pop songs.
>>156098933I am so fucking sick of Queen's songs in movies and advertising and fucking anything outside the fucking radio.
>>156099110They are ultimate normie bait, shows how desperate the Mouse is
>>156093282I'll be honest, I don't think Supergirl is so popular that people make the distinction. A young girl calling herself 'Superman' is more realistic.
>>156099059Weirdly enough.Between historians agreeing the girls motivation was likely the repression of the puritan society and the relative freedom they felt. As well as the fact that a black slave woman turned her forced confession into one of the lulziest single person psy-ops in American history and getting away with it?You'd think Salem would have more than enough for women to admire without any real witches showing up
>>156099294you'd think, but they can't. its not about rationality, its about taking. its an impulse.
>>156099294>You'd think Salem would have more than enough for women to admire without any real witches showing upyou'd think thatwho knows
>>156099110Cringe and not scaramouchepilled
>>156093347Crank dat solja boi
This is what /co/ chuddie critics of this movie look like to normies. Contemptible retards
>>156093282Superman and Supergirl have slightly different backstories.Supergirl's backstory isn't even as popular as Superman's, considering it has changed more.
>>156096312Yeah it really reminds me of those super early tiktoks where they would act out things in slow motion then speed it up to make sure they could fill every fucking moment with weird unessisary movement.
>>156099884Need quirky chungus late 20s gf
This better get porn.
>>156092935Disney can just casually namedrop Superman™ like that?
>>156099884...is that a prosthetic fang?>>156099909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ9Kx_tCbNYNew trailer, climax costume change has been spoiled, presumably because they are desperate for another marketing hook
JUST LIKE THE WHITE-WINGED DOVE
>>156100284>born in 2010>16 years oldWhere has time gone?
YOU REMIND ME OF THE MAN
>>156095864Boys love sci-fi, girls love fantasy. This was the logical conclusion>>156098933Wreck-it-Ralph definitely had needle drops, I don't remember Big Hero 6 or Wreck-it-Ralph 2 well enough to know if they did too
>>156100284>AAAAAA AI>Ohio does, in fact, put the DOB on the license twice.Huh.
>>156102836> final showdown costume change!"I do not like the quirky Disney girl.
>>156103811It's gone to the past.
>>156104007https://youtu.be/qYVCqsuyLzk
>same writers behind picrel pour one out for Hexed, shit never had a chance
>>156105002still haven't seen this one, never felt much of a desire to really
>>156099348>>156099409I also wanna say it's because the Crucible added a bunch of dumb shit.Frankly, I'm surprised we haven't gotten any kind of Tituba hulu series or anything. Yeah, what she did was hard carried by the girls on the stand, but people don't seem to get just how much she knew exactly what she was doing.She was basically fresh off a beating when she added "oh by the way the devil listed a few names I couldn't recognize" to the list.Making her an actual witch genuinely makes her less impressive.
>>156095864Boys had fedoras, women were witches. Only difference, only the boys grew up.
>>156098933They didn't learn a fucking thing from Wish
>>156093282i'm surprised it wasn't a marvel character for brand synergy
>>156105858its just ATLA crushed into one movie
>>156092993>>156098852you can tell that person is one of those autists who types weird shit like "UH-OH... This sounds BAD!" in youtube comment sections.
>>156102836that's cringe and she doesn't even look cooler. Why is modern disney afraid of spectacle? Wish was also void of grand moments because of that shit, it's like sitcom writing sucks up all the cinematics power of the medium.
>>156092993If you dont pay to watch it 5 times then you hate new ideas.
>>156105002This will be a bigger nuclear flop than raya, wish and strange world combined
>>156106668And if it had been summarized by AI
>>156099059>>156099294>>156105923Any of you read the More Weight comic from last year? You seem like the types that might be interested.
>>156102836i feel like im watching compilation footage of someone taking a shit
