Sam or Max?
This is just a thread about who you'd fuck, isn't it?
No no, the show is called Sam & Max
>>156091790>>156091816Always the smaller one.
Neither. I wouldn't want to get in between them.
>>156091790Always the larger one.
>>156092004Homo
immaturity is wanting max to be your fleshlight, maturity is wanting sam to be your husband
>>156091790Sam's belly looks very soft
>>156091816What gave it away?
>>156092190we're all homos here
buny max
Alright /co/, Def Leppard's Pour Some Sugar On Me, or Warrant's Cherry Pie?
Adulthood is realizing that you're Sam.
>>156092221I want max to fuck me like the gremlin he is.
I want a threesome.
>>156091790Fuck if they were women I'd genuinely have no sure answer. Either feisty shortstack rabbit or fat dog woman. Anyway, Sam and Max is pretty obscure to Gen Z cause I had Max as my profile pic for a while and all my friends thought he was my fursona.
>>156093872Yeah!Yeah...
>>156094901same tbdesu
>>156091790either or works for me.
>>156098866based
>>156095642I'm sure such a universe would have been received differently.>>156093872Maybe. However I do have stray Max-like thoughts from time to time.
Max
>>156096184>you're the ideal straight man>straight man
>>156091790Rabbit Boy
>>156091790Which one has the bigger cock & balls?
>>156101046I mean statistically it should be Sam, but I’d rather it be Max.
>>156101046Max, without question.>>156099947It's the smug shark teeth and that he's a sex goblin for me.>>156099865Fem Sam I'd be less for sex and more for cuddles with how great her hair is.
>>156101046trust in small but hung
>Usually horny for male toon rabbits>Max does nothing for me Don’t know why
>>156101115She'd be happy to know that if she was real.
>>156099947>>156100099plappable
>>156091790Tbh I'm not surprised a franchise that's been inactive for such a long time would have a following of nothing but homosexuals.
>>156101124Hhhot.
They are both bottoms
>>156104907Give them magic dick growing pills and watch them outsize skyscrapers...
Max would put in effort Sam would just lay there
>>156105398>Sorry little pal, you just don't have the sheer girth to volunteer for such a hazardous mission.
>>156105974>This one's on me!
>>156101133I love Sam and Max too much to get off to them. It feels somehow disrespectful.
>>156091790Sam has more cushion for the pushin'
I despise what this fandom has devolved into
I for one am genuinely surprised what with all the indie cartoons with overwhelming levels of homoeroticism shoed-horned in, that the bigwigs in Hollywood don't just reboot ol' Sam and Max as a dysfunctional yet somehow functioning couple of "room mates" that belatedly solve weird and mysterious crimes.>That was quite the mouthful, Sam.You just love saying that, don't you little buddy?
>>156106196please fuck off
>>156106206No.
>>156091790Great Googly Gastro-Intestinal Gut Girlbossing Little Buddy. 5 alliteratives? In this economy? This early in the morning. Sam what's wrong? Someone posted that photo of us when we were deep undercover during the Cancun Cancan Canned Corn Case. Wasn't that one in Calcutta? No no, you're thinking of the Calcutta Cloister Cutter Calamity. Oh right, the perp was Cal right? Actually little buddy, it was Frank Footer. The Sasquatch? And how, speaking of hairy exposed humanoid cryptids exposing their bodies, how'd this picture get online? Oh. Yeah, I felt cute Sam. You're aware this compromises our personas right? You mean the fact that we're two completely heterosexual men living in an apartment for 23 years as best friends? No no, that's for Mother, I mean that it can let the bad guys know that the sexy mamacitas that undid their drug empire was actually yours truly. I mean... they probably already knew Sam. [meanwhile in Guadalepora Mexico] SENOR GUITERRIAZ! Si? Look at this photograph!Ayos di mio... Senoritas Tata and Big Belly Bertha were Sam and Max all along? It would appear so Senor. Padre y Madre! I'm ruined!Why senor? Because Tatas said she loved me! My poor heart. Strange Sam, I feel as if a man just collapsed over clutching his chest in pain. Perhaps it was someone eating at McSpungy's burger joint down the block. Or you in about 15 minutes after finishing that liverwurst triple butter lard and chocolate syrup submarine sandwich. If God did not want us to suffer heart disease, he wouldn't have invented Liverwurst little buddy. Or Viagra!You crack me up little buddy!
>>156106196>>156106236Furfags are really beyond parody at this point.
None of the Telltale games have ever managed to match the wit and humor of Hit the Road.
>>156104951Need to get on that threesome with them.
>>156091790Max is softer
>>156106182>>156106196Why yes I do love this gay af dynamic.
>>156106559$5 you're jacking off in /trash/ right now ya closet gooner.
>>156106570I think they're funny
>>156106570I think the Telltale games are funnier than Hit the Road. I enjoy the escalating absurdity that builds on itself and avoids hitting the reset button.And, of course, they have one of the best soundtracks in gaming and Hit the Road doesn't.
>>156108304You owe me five dollars.
>>156110976Enjoy it, you beautiful degen you.
>>156106182>devolved into Sam & Max fandom has always been this way. You're just late to the party
OH N-
>>156101046Max has much bigger balls, but Sam has a slightly bigger penis
>>156091790I'm not even a fan of this series, but I would choose the one on the right, just because of how big and plump that guy is.>no homo
>>156113645belly..
>>156113645at some point you're gonna have to just wrestle with the fact that you aren't a straight guy man. You can be bi and lean to women, but if you wanna fuck a chubby hunk of a man, then you are not 100% straight. Cognitive dissonance is a bitch.
>>156099947based
>>156114838I bet he can make it clap with the best of them.
>>156108304I'm a degenerate furfag and >>156091790 is objectively much hotter than goonslop like >>156106196.
The only way any of this off-model art is acceptable is if they both half-assedly mock the shit out of it
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gay thread
>>156112727The Geek is shit-tier even for the series.
>>156118819They should have put in Ms. Honeybunny instead. Not the minor character the one in the concept art. But it was the mid 90s to late 2000s, these "dumb guys with overly smart competent girl" characters were everywhere. The "and Larry" of the sam and max series, put in purely for marketing. Now, if she was a buxom babe, that might've kept it going another season.
>>156118819i thought she was cute and funny
>>156119170It isn't even a good design like Penny or other girl geniuses.
