This was considered an undesirable body type in the 90s
>>156071967It really depends on the woman. Some just have the face, genes, makeup, and fashion sense to look good fat.
>>156071967The good thing is that reason has prevailed over time.Although, the fact that they’re chronic smokers, don’t remove their body hair, and have hair full of ash, that’s just gross.Then again, it could be an excellent opportunity for the "Moes" of the world.
>>156071967It still is if you don't have more melanin than usual
>>156071999Meanwhile the Moe of the Simpsons world found the best girl out of everyone, except Flanders (forma de Maude Viva)
>>156071971nah they weren't supposed to be attractive, it was a typical 90s grossout joke
>>156071967You're just looking a cartoon body shape. In real life a body like that can come with a lot of skin and health problems. Imagine the blemishes and pimples that under the folds.
>>156071999>Although, the fact that they’re chronic smokers, don’t remove their body hair, and have hair full of ash, that’s just gross.Watch out, because that's becoming sexy too.
>>156072029And he ruins it, believing that feeling pity for his partner is a good way to be on the same level as her.
If you like patty and selma, go to our-website-is-broken.org im not even jokingThis link is from an official treehouse of horror
>>156072172That's funny
>>156071967Their asses need to get BIGGER...
>>156072227Are you fucking kidding me?
>>156072227I did that.t. Matt Groening
>>156071967I'd fuck those hags with joy
>>156072323I'd fuck them with dread
>>156072227>>156072294The website domain was registered a month ago. So...
>>156072323>>156072352>Patty Selma laughing.mp3
>>156072172
>>156072172ay, caramba!
>>156072059I know they talked about blackheads. Think about six foot long Bouvier-blue ingrown hairs, they must look like whole facehuggers stirring around inside of semi-translucent eggs.
>>156072172Bless whomever rushed to snag this webdomain. I know the Simpsons writers aren't THIS based
>>156071967still is today.
>>156073367By faggots who don’t like women? Yes, it still is.
>>156072172That was a lot more tame than I was expecting
>>156071967That's because the 70s and 80s had a massive fitness craze that make legs and big round tits the thing that was attractive about women.
>>156072172>displaying a random domain name you don't control in your showIt's a recipe for hijinks. It could have linked to something a lot worse. This is why TV phone numbers start with 555.
>>156071967still is. shits gross
>>156074270homo
>>156072172Oh god it's way worse if you click it.
>>156071967would. shimaidon.
>>156075433Her tits fucking doubled in size. Hnnngh.
>>156071967It's only seen as "desirable" now because of Mexicam immigration, black guys having no standards and women in general becoming lazy.
>>156075433Id rather die alone than touch a fat chick
>>156075433WHOOOAAA, LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE MAGUMBOS
>>156071967that's why the 90s goated. wtf happened to americans?
>>156075836I know plenty of white guys that don’t care as long as they can fuck a warm hole instead of jacking offIt absolutely floors me how so many sex-havers are satisfied with the most boring sex imaginable.
>>156071967It still is. "Morbidly obese landwhale" isn't desirable to anyone but degenerate porn addicted fetishists.
>>156076315We stopped punching Nazis and incels.
>>156072172Hhhot.
>>156076372But I thought exercise and healthy diets were fascist.
>>156072072I can't take people with anime waifus seriously. I've always found that subset of animation to have very limited stylization with its designs. Groening's pingpong ball eyes and overbites are much more interesting imo
>>156078037If only modern Simpsons actually had something in the realm of animation.
>>156071967Homer got on disability because he was 300 lbs. I see tons of people doing manual labor who weigh more than that these days, and Homer's job just has him sitting in a chair all day.
>>156073356they've done things like that before. they've pre-registered domains and emails that were given in the show so that nobody else could take them.
>>156071967Still is.
>>156075836>women in general becoming lazywomen used to primp themselves because they knew their only value was their appearance. now that they have money and can vote, they don't even have to do that anymore. there are tons of men who go for fat slobs because they think they have a better chance that way, but because of that, even fat slobs have tons of people competing for them, so the fatlings overvalue themselves as a result and demand a chad instead. also browns.
>>156077224they are. go on reddit, they get irrationally mad whenever they see a fit buff guy and assume he's a nazi trump voter.
>>156078172You must be confusing modern Simpsons for modern Futurama. The former still has plenty expressive animation
Good old 4chan, being at the forefront at knowing what women want and how to get laid.
>>156071967No it qas cinsidered undesirable in the 6ps when many was a kid
They're miserable cunts, thats the issue.
>>156075727What do yo- oh, oh no. Wait wtf is Maya doing there?
>>156072172>our-website-is-broken.orgI laughed
>>156071967Why is Patty wearing diapers? That shit is hot, son.
>>156083250They're granny panties (still hot as hell)
>>156072172Dayem
>>156071967So far the last four episodes this season have been pretty funny and well written. Is the Simpsons finally getting good again?
>>156071967It still is fucking kyselfs already tastless fatfags
Patty and Selma aren't just fat, they're old and fat. You don't want to lust after 50 year olds unless you're already married to one.
>>156071988Exactly. Like thin people, there's plenty of ugly fatsos but a few extremely sexy ones. I've had people IRL ask me how I can find fat women attractive (I'm at a point where I don't hide it) and that's how I explain it.Patty and Selma wouldn't fit that category. They're deliberately shown to be gross pigs with excess body hair, plenty of gross habits, and are haggard from a lifetime of smoking.
>>156071967stupid cartoons suspension of disbelief crap. he and Lisa were at the top of the tallest building in the city yet they somehow have a full view of his sisters in law's apartment
>>156087064Lipstick looks DAMN good on those Bouvier sisters
>>156072172I clicked the screen and the audio scared me so hard that my monitor fell onto the floor.
>>156071967Undesirable body type and habits. You must be a slack jawed retard if you are still smoking in the current year of our Lord
>>156071967And still is.
>>156072172Some real nostalgic pieces floating in there. For me the classic is Maggie sucking Bart's dick like a pacifier.
>>156072172whhoa
>>156071967>This was considered an undesirable body type in the 90s"I know you are, but what am I?"
>>156087633What did Groening mean by this...
>>156072172How bad is it that when i click on the site i recognize or have jerked off to a majority of the porn flying about in the past (not the ai slop)
>>156095819I know your pain...
>>156090414Marge has such sexy ankles~
>>156074142being fit reduces breast size.
>>156071967It's not their bodies I dislike, it's their chain smoking, I just can't stand smoke in general thanks to my family always smoking around the house when I was a kid.
>>156076315update your references, Ozempic killed the HAAS movement five years ago
>>156078199that was the joke. he wasn't disabled, he was just a lazy shit taking advantage of the system.
>>156072172I was expecting/hoping for official on-model softcore images of Patty and Selma, not that lmao>Six seven!
>>156072172The genius who put this together should've at least applied an "-ai_generated" filter to the code
>>156084568and also patty is a lesboid, and that doesnt make her any hotter
>>156071967I always loved the fact that Julie voiced all the main females of Marge's family
>>156098421Really? I dont watch any new simpsons at all but heard nu marge in a clip and her poor voice is going. How does Patty and Selma sound if they're meant to sound WORSE from smoking?
>>156098438No clue, I don't watch modern Simpsons
>>156072172I'm gonna jerk off to thisnot even joking
>1998+28>still talking about the Shitsons
>>156098421>using female as a noun
>>156099123>not using ephemeral as an adjective
>>156072172There are still good Simpson writers that knows how to write a joke or a prank.The problem is that the committe is no fun allowed outside "no canon" episodes
>>156099268i am not a writer myself so i don't know how to explain this, but good simpsons jokes from the early episodes were just so punchy and didn't require contexthttps://youtu.be/KRpsIACmDu4?si=ok2jzIotY5oU3HIE
>>156072172fake
>>156071967>Homer drinks Duff in a meal at a presumably fancy restaurantEvery now and then I encounter the habits of lower-middle-class people and they distress me.
>>156071967It still is.
>>156090414See, this is just a solid body type right here. If Selma was real, and not covered in body hair, presumably wrinkles, and wasn't aged beyond-her-years from a lifetime of chain-smoking, she'd be able to get it.
A thread for sexual retards
>>156097696Depends on the woman, but that's also by big fake tits got so popular back then, too.
>>156097718Can't wait for the outbreak of heart attacks in the next 10 years! That shit was meant for an entirely different illness, but got turned into a trend.
>>156085840I woulda folded if I were Odysseus
>>156072172>they removed the whole sign on Disney+ KEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>156071967I know the term "porn addict" is used by prude retards 99% of the time but if you can't imagine why Patty & Selma are generally considered undesirable then yes you are actually a porn addict, as in your brain has been rewired by Simpsons porn so hard that you're mentally disabled now.
>>156072172>Open source>"every single simpsons r34 image in existence on rule34.xxx.">"all 14,290 of them. scraped, sorted, and baked into this html file by hand. with love.">"i am not well"I fucking KNEEL.
>>156103167>14,290 Seems low honestly
>>156098617https://youtu.be/2uCb-HXCr34
>>156071967>that disgusting upscale Why is Disney like this?
