Have a seat, /co/
>>156041656
>>156041656No.
>>156041656>male facesittingUndeservingly abhorrent for some reason
don't mind if I do!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZAm2wIXCSU
>>156041656oh but when plastic man does it it's "bad"
>>156041744THIS gen's Goatse..
>>156041938There's an episode of F4 where an imp does it to sue storm. She actually sits on him too.
>>156043587Was it a generic OC imp or was it The Impossible Man?
>>156041656She wanted to explore the Batcave
>>156041938Did he also do it on Batman?
>>156041656A metal chair sounds uncomfortable
>>156041744the september 2024 incident
>>156041761Better her than Plas.
>>156043643The Impossible Man. The French used to be based.
>>156041938I would become a pair of pantyhose for a MILF. Get to experience her legs, feet, bum and vag.
>>156041744...Do I want to know?
>>156041938Plasticman doesn’t have to beg to get someone to sit on his face.
>>156041938Plastic chairs aren't very good
>>156049086if you want just google Nikocado coinslot meme
>>156041656Did Bats take the seat?
>>156041744so it was all a lie at the end or what?
What does a rimjob from Platinum feel like?
>>156044723actually he was doing with a batman chair in the batcave so like it's not out the question he was fishing for batass and got harley quinn's instead
>>156049658Batman would be able to tell it's Plas
>>156049788pretty sure the point of that page was that batman in fact couldn't.He could tell where plas' SON was hiding but had no idea where plas himself was hidingthe twist is that plas was the watch his son was wearing and iirc it took even batman by surprise me thinks
>>156049788Does he get mating pressed?
>>156049865But if he was a chair he would be able to tell
>>156049877only if he takes the form of wonderwoman>>156049880yeah most likely but he would still sit anyways because deep down batman kind of needs it every now and then
>>156048562
>>156049153Okay, Gail Simone.
>>156049877Yes>>156049924A hero like him deserves it
>>156041744was this all really necessary for the "social experiment"?
>>156041656Thirsty ass bitch
>>156049623I think it would be feel like a cold slimy(if she has saliva) dildo moving around your asshole
>>156049788I can get everything else but how did batman know about the pizza boxes?
>>156051212Luke put himself on top of the pizza boxes from the top of the page
>>156049788Haha that Jesus picture. Funny.
>>156051450This page really has a lot to unpack
>>156049788This is good for out-of-context panels.
>>156041938Plastic man would tongue rape your ass
>>1560512123 more pizza boxes would just be absurd
>>156051212He's Batman
>>156041938>flirting vs harassment
>>156048562>best version of sue design wiseYep based
>>156056378Did they later do a gag about her and Plas having the same colors?
>>156048562Isn't he supposed to be green?
>>156048906I'd just do the full body suit. If I had Plastic-Man's powers I'd basically just connivance girls I was a symbiote.
>>156056898He can do green or purple.
>>156057105Oh right I thought he was blue
>>156056898no he isnt, eyeballtank
>>156041656>Doc Magnus can plap this everyday
>>156058454>but chooses not to
>>156058542Poor Platinum
>>156058542Dr. Magnus encapsulates the No Way Fag image
>>156058610>ResponsometerGod fucking damn I love comics.
>>156058610He's being tsundere
>>156056388That show also has the best She Hulk
>>156041656There is a picture by pcononymous where she's fuckin' Batman in the ass. This scene was probably the inciting incident.
>>156058760It's complictated>>156058942I searched it up and yep it's real https://files.catbox.moe/po0t6v.jpg
>>156059395based
>>156041797>Undeservinglydisagree
>>156048562Based Impossible Man mogging Reed
>>156058581Uh huh, sure
>>156061483If the real doc wasn't gonna take her
>>156049788lolz
>>156058610She doesnt have a problem flirting with other men
>>156041938She didn't turn into a bike seat
>>156064259Platinum has standards. Or she knows what's up because Copper was never seen again.
>>156063505Poor girl is a hopeless romantic
>>156065365Giganta's nipples probably perked up immediately on touch
>>156049788>>156049865Where was Plastic Man hiding when his son couldn't wear a watch?
>>156065608>>156067417
>>156067636Superman seems to enjoy it
>>156056898>>156057105Thanks doc
>>156041656Thanks
>>156067936Aww
>>156057093What's stopping someone with his powers from just really being a symbiote?
>>156051212Batman has excellent homosight, he can see anything gay, instantly. Which is why he can even see you, right now.
>>156069983
>>156070594Venom can change the shape of his host's body too, Plastic Man would always have a solid human center to worry about.
>>156070790What would happen if Plastic Man got a symbiote?
>>156070789Platinum is so sweetHopefully her apron isn't Mercury
>>156070789>Plastic Man yellow/black stripe edit on the Apron
>>156070831The two would probably make a good couple
>>156070800He's not technically organic so they'ed be like oil and water.
>>156041797>>156060703>Jealous male puritans.Blegh, get out of my face, brown christians. A white man just entered the chat room and he's going to sit on your waifu's face while you watch.
>>156070800>>156071021Plastic Man would turn the symbiote into the host
>>156065365Is this what Metal Men comics are like?
>>156071722They're fuckups so everything they do is a little of a travesty. Usually they're fighting other robots and they can just tear them apart instead of demoralizing them.
>>156071832Where did the other robots come from?
>>156057093"Connivance"?
>>156071870Doc made those, but you can't expect everything to come from somewhere, man, robots just manifest out of space or the sea sometimes.
>>156070928Plas killed them all once on accident while trying to get enough uranium to build a nuclear bomb to make up for being a deadbeat dad
>>156041656Hell yeah
>>156073655He must have a lot of free time on his hands
>>156073655It's hilarious and sad that the Doctor laments that his robots act human-like Other scientists would see this as an achievement but he sees it as a mistake>>156073852Jesus christ what the fuckI learned about the Metal Men thanks to the DC Nation shorts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdCRZroEOvw They are a fun group and honesstly kinda underrated characters
>>156073852I'm sure Offspring was thrilled to hear this>>156074615This was from an Elseworld story
>>156041656Platinum, I'm not sitting on your face. This is the sixth time you've asked me.
>>156074615Fuck I hate when they just animate characters over a static pattern in the background. If you can't be bothered animating the checks onto the character, don't put them in checkered clothing.
>>156041656You asked for it.
>>156065365Maybe this is just hazing. Because Tina's not too good for it.
>>156076235The other parts could've been taken already
>>156070789What is she singing?
>>156041656ayo what's that wink supposed to mean?
>>156051212Pizza box on top was partially open, it magically closed
>>156078240Daft Punk - Robot rock
>>156079079Magnus not finding Platinum cute might be more unrealistic than the Metal Men
>>156079079Great taste
>>156079213He is a man of science not of woman
>>156079361Platinum's both science and woman
>>156074615They were great in Gods and Monsters animated movie. I dont want to spoil too much but you should watch it for them.
>>156073110Well that's not the word I originally meant to type but it turns out it is the word I meant.
>>156048562>The French used to be basedhey, they're still fire
>>156041938It's simply not as bad when a woman does it to a man. Equality is a lie.
>>156041938The Metal Men are "innocent"
>>156079213No, it makes a lot of sense he'd be burned out on women and just want robot friends
>>156041744this is a man's hairy rectal opening
>>156083334Platinum would never talk to him like that
>>156079420You got a point there
>>156085782She looks a lot like Ice here
>>156041938I don't think you want to sit on Plas.
>>156041656If you insist
>>156041656Why?
>>156083062What grounds do you ahve to stand on to claim they arent?
>>156077133You know she jumped at the chance. Frankly I'm proud of her restraint, she could have given him a massive codpiece. >>156079361Then he should stop building horny robots. It's just cruel.
>>156091415>she could have given him a massive codpiece.She might've still formed one around it
Since this is the relegated metal men thread on /co/ right now I just wanted to voice that given we got Chemo on Absolute Superman I really hope we see them get an Absolute rework just to give them some spotlight. They can make them evil murder robots and just redo the Flashpoint Plastic bit of the slapstick character being absolutely heinous
>>156093046What if the Absolute version of them just end up being an army of soulless robots
>>156093485As long as they keep the whole shapeshifting team gimmick
>>156041656No, I won't, you pervy bitch!>*slap her metal face.
>>156093046>>156093485I think the Absolute Universe they can go either wayPersonally I would like them to remain heroes but with a twist like>Dr. Magnus wanted to create a team of heroes>He just ends up creating emotionless killing machines>They still obey him so it's a journey of Dr. Magnus trying to teach robots how to feel
>>156094171The future Sentinels are a great comparison>>156094905I like the twist of Magnus wanting them to be more human
>>156094905It'd be a fun twist on their usual dynamic, so they'd never do it that way. But I'd still love to see it.
>>156094905I can see it, then it's bleaker for having a crazier Doc again who's projecting the personalities over his robots himself and has to come along in the saucer car to make sure they do the voices.
>>156085782>>156085875Thought it'd be fun to try and shop it to make her have some reflections of the room around her.Shop's not very good, but I still think the idea holds merit. There's something erotic about his almost naked form being reflected off her thigh.
>>156094171This holy fuck so much this
>>156057105bussy facing the world
>>156095594Nice
>>156093046Which book would they show up in?
>>156041938What if Mercury did it?
>>156099074Absolute SupermanAntagonists in an Absolute Plastic Man mini series
>>156100942Poor Plas can only ever get minis these days
>>156041656And if I don't?
>>156087369>I don't think you want to sit on Plas.I would rather Plas sit on meSpecifically my penis
>>156101334Worst, he's only team fodder now
>>156041656Anyone remember when the Metal Men were retconned into having the minds of a bunch of rando folks and then they all woke up and just went back to work like nothing happened?
>>156103071I just read a 90s mini because there's a Metal Men thread and I remembered they exist, and there the responsometers were soulrippers actually and Will Magnus was keeping the bodies of his former family and lab assistants frozen.
>>156103071>>156103225Was Platinum also formerly part of his family?
>>156041656women don't like men butts as much as men like women buttsno
>>156102709Plas got too stretched out already
>>156102709I want Male plastic man to sit on my penis because I'm not a fucking coward like you heterofag.
>>156041656>Make threads that always die quickly>THIS is the one survives Yeah okay. fuck everything then.
>>156103828I'll bump your next thread if you like but Metal Men threads don't come often
>>156103476Youd be surprised how many doBut they usually prefer being sat on while youre wearing underwear
>>156102969At least he's popular team fodder unlike DC's other stretchy hero
>>156103828The average female shape shifter / stretcher thread OP has around 100x more replies than a similar thread with a male shape shifter OP picture
>>156103668Plastic Man comes across as a sleazy guy who stinks bad
>>156105319>sleazyAre you sure you aren't just prejudiced against male shapeshifters?
>>156103828Out of curiosity what kind of threads you make?
>>156105435>Mr FantasticClean family man, cares about the well being of his wife and kids, doesnt walk with a bad crowd, always had high grades and a clean record, friendly, charming, intelligent and highly skilled>Plastic ManDeadbeat dad, ex criminal, hangs around with hookers and fatties, unwashed, pervert and prolly bushy
>>156105549Hes my type
Did you knew Platinum appeared on DC Super Hero Girls?Sadly the lame one not the good onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQWiW3dcLug
>>156107083She should show up in more stuff. Magnus was in Creature Commandos and with it the DCU after all
>>156104642>The average female shape shifter / stretcher thread OP has around 100x more repliesIs that why those stealth stretchfag Plastic Man/Mr. Fantastic threads die so fast?
>>156107275I agree >>156107312PossiblyHighly likely
>>156107275Where? I didnt watch it
>>156108540It was in a flashback related to G.I. Robot
>>156108540Herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbhkaiXAUzAYou can skip to 3:18 if you wanna see the scene where he appears
>>156105549Was Plas really going to shoot that guy as a cannon?
>>156109614There's a moment he turns into a certain equine in this run
>>156110834Does he also threaten someone in that form
>>156041656That's my fetish
>>156067636>>156063505>>156058610what a whore!
>>156112813Which part of it is your fetish?Female shapeshifter or Man sitting on a Woman?
>>156114650Maybe he has a thing for chairs
Bumping for them
>>156041656You look so tired, /co/
>>156118573What is happening here?
>>156118789He's in Limbo. Remember Chasm Ben Reilly and that time he and Madeline Pryor stole Christmas?
>>156119010They have talking beds there?
>>156073655>Oh no, another sexy robot that wants to fuck me, what am I going to do?
>>156117430Why tin looks like that
>>156041656You're dead meat
>>156120280I'm pretty sure she is metal
>>156120265He knows you want to sit on him
>>156121402Yeah, don't know what anon is saying here.
>>156103668Dumb fag lol
>>156124082Cool minimalist design
>>156041656I like how sideways just randomly showed up in their book at the end because didio
>>156041656Never
>>156124082Why all that asscheek definition tho
>>156126297Bruce Timm finally got to draw a naked lady
>>156120265That fucking polymer over there just broke the Doc's pipe. And also he doesn't have to be first to charge or speak up himself.
>>156041656Too hard to sit, no thanks.
>first selfmotivated action of first completed metal man>surrounds creator with 50 miles of monoatomic cheesewire and makes him begJesus Christ, Magnus really wasn't ever in control.
>>156127034Need
>>156041656How comfortable would it be if I sit on her?
