Heaving Bosoms Edition.QOTT: If you were an artist what outfit would you draw Nellie in?Last session: >>155969695
>QOTThmm.nothing at all.
Light and Rain Edition.No QOTT. Post your dirksonas. It's dirksona time.Last session: >>155953340 (Cross-thread)Homestuck Resources:https://homestuck.net/resources/booru/The best way to read homestuck:https://uhca.carrd.coWHITEBOARD!https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/87610124-4502-3476MAGMA!https://magma.com/d/ul9Fe3Msg9
>>155985267le sign, mb i was speed copying the links
>>155985267Huh.
>>155985267Tardsister...
>>155985221why no links and fanworks?is op retarded?
tf going with my sburb bro
>>155985221Homestuck Resources:https://homestuck.net/resources/booru/The best way to read homestuck:https://uhca.carrd.coWHITEBOARD!https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/87610124-4502-3476MAGMA!https://magma.com/d/ul9Fe3Msg9at least put down the new stuff (without fucking it up)
>>155985371Sburb when you leave your lobby as public
>>155985221>QOTT
the worse thing about twitter is the fact that i can be subjected to a childs opinion at any moment.i have seen people talking about hussies racism when they werent even BORN yet when hussie did those "racist" things
is this the PB vs homestuck thread or something
im thirteen and never experienced lob *love
you guys still want a new thread or nah. its chill if not i dont really care
>>155985535maybe its the dirk picture bro
>>155985559tell me who solo dick pls*dirk
>>155985557i like this thread
>>155985366that wasnt me dawg i swear
homestuck is kinda cool and funny.
>>155985467tell them you’ll tell their parents about their search history and they’ll prolly stop.
damn i fuckin love fat bitches
>>155985557We tank our doomed sessions
do you have a yumeship, or in other words a have waifu?
>>155985467Here you can get a chud’s opinion on homestuck>>155985450Top 10 deepest questions in philosophy
>>155985759dave victim
>>155985830NopeAnon x Anon all the way
>>155985904i think you mean dirksonaxdirksona.ITT we will do that
>>155985924one of the anons said they would draw my dirksona kissing their dirksona. so its gonna happen
>>155985830husbando but he's from a different media
why are they real this is scary
>>155985981wow that's actually a really good mask
>feferi was a threatdont make me laugh
>>155985221Hey whose in OP and where is she from?
>>155986073nothing really changed in the past 15 years or so.
>>155986122nellie from prisoune bound
>>155986141Got a whole picture of her?
>>155986173
>>155986206Sweet zombie Jesus on the hood of a Ford F150.I could snuggle with her in a cold winters night and everything would be find. Forget reverse triangle. This bitch is a pear with two melons attached. She needs to be a mother of two now.
>>155986227Read through the comic and you can see those melons bounce promise bro
>>155985267>>155985421No.
>>155986291yes
>>155986291
The threads secret word is brat
>>155985830with renity and nobody can stop me, colsla DNI
man yall remenber nycstuck
>>155985221I'd draw her in that brooklyn sweater if I could draw.
>>155985221A leopard or cheetah print slingshot bikini
>>155986631what brooklyn sweater? I wanted to draw something because I haven't done anything lately and might give Nellie a try
a super scary HALLOWEEN whiteboard has appeared!https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/87610765-0291-9432https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/87610765-0291-9432https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/87610765-0291-9432draw something spooky, draw something sexy, draw something stupid but you WILL draw!
>>155985969and i meant ithttps://files.catbox.moe/eprti9.PNG
>>155986785HELL YEAHFUCK YEAHTHIS IS AWSOME THANK YOU
>>155986785peakalicious
>>155986785Based
>>155986727This one
>>155986876how do you wear this
>>155986876pfff, sure, I'll give it a try tonight
>>155986876how does one wear it
>>155986895>>155986900I shall TEACH you HOW first you stick your right arm in the sleeve then you stick your leg in the other part then your head in the head sleeve.
>>155986921my first thought was the bottom sleeve was for the dick
>>155986953nellie... has a dick?
>>155986876Huh?
>>155986971No. She is also straight.
>>155986971i guess she could if you want her to
>>155986971yes
>>155987005>Nookay>She is also straight.
>>155987005>No futaslopTerrible, awful. Day RUINED.
>>155986785so like, would you wanna see more. likeyuri dirksona stuff...like...fingering and scissoring and stuff. i have ideas....
idk where to put this but i drew it with being like a prototype of kids playing sburb design
HOLD THE PHONE. THINK ABOUT THIS>nellie is fat>be gamzee>gamzee repetedly fucks fat women such as terezi and janenellzee is OTP
>>155986282Do you have a .gif i may see, or a link at least to the comic?
>>155987093my snatch slammed shut ew
>>155987093lowkey gonna need art of this pairing
>>155987093My dick is so hard it can destroy diamonds thank you anon.
>>155987114>>155987135man vs woman postalso aradiaanon post shes the only one who says snatch.
>>155987107https://prisounebound.mspfa.com/
>>155987151>aradiaanon post shes the only one who says snatch.nuh uh i said it first two times before but i didnt say it this time. also the "my snatch slammed shut" is from a meme originated form a comment under some really ugly art
>>155987181damn it, im making myself look like a fool here.like im chasing ghosts (which fits)
>Nellie gets a nightie>Renity gets sweatpants and a teeshirtWhere's your comfy outfit Oficus, where's your team spirit
>>155987060YES why would i ever say no to this
>>155987155I will probably draw her or one of the others some time. You all liked the Aranea picture I made based off that one prisounebound panel of the one answering the door, maybe I'll do something similar for this one.
>>155987114>>155987132>>155987135its over, i done solved pb moon doesnt need to write it anymoar
>>155987208idk, some people aint into yuri, but i am, hehe and there is a sick fujo pleasure im making another artists oc slam their pelvises together with mine like im a little girl with dolls.
>>155987181doubling that this was indeed not me lol. i'm flattered that this has become an association though
>>155987213i will personally pay moonrunes to make gamzee die on each pb page from here on until the end of the comic
>>155987206Oficus' comfy outfit is her birthday suit of course
>>155987243your like my top 5 so i jump at the opportunity to #expose you. your the only one who is as shameless as me ;-;
>>155987269>your like my top 5 now you gotta says whos top 4,3,2 and 1. checkmate
Man I should draw Aradia sometime...
>>155987232oh yeah i like just about anything, i'm like a garbage dump. please smash them together over and over again
>>155986785beautiful lines anon
>>155987060>>155987208you two are now my thread OTP
>>155987269gearing this said about me as a heart player is lowk better than getting head ilsm anon <3 (i'm also autistic as fuck, shame is but a façade LOL)>>155987329i am quite obligated to agree 0u0
>>155987284Well idk the other anons. Like there's other anons I like but I don't have names for em. And obviously my ability to differenciate is a little flawed. But DirkDave anons (both of em,) dersecest anon (he was one of the first people who was kind to me on these threads so long ago, and introduced me to peak dersecest fics)Uhhhh ok I'm out of names. But there's prob 2 others who make me happy. Like the anons who encouraged me back in January to do my passion projects. Y'know how anonymous image board are.
>>155987380it feels like i've been courting her for months now...>>155987358thank you anon i feel bad when i post sketches but i'm glad they still look nice
>>155987420The quickest way to my heart is pandering to my tastes and what can I say you have done this beautifully. >>155987350You bet ya. Sorry nellielovers I have to put Yuri to the top of my list below the birthday requests.
>>155987494Which troll would you trust the most and least if you were sick/needed medical attention.
Verityborn
>>155987473went in in search of a john egbert.. only to find a female matespirit.>>155987513equius is most trustable because, realisticaly what are the downsides to being a little more robotic? not trusting gamzee for obvious reasons
my twitter feed is just suggestive art which kinda sucks because sometimes i want some normal art to post on here and i cant find it
>>155987551this is the plot of a yuri romcoma shotacon meets another fujo and through hijinks they end up in love.also yeah equius did help out Vriska and she didn't seem any worse for wear, seems hes a decent surgeon which is funny. tho, 50/50 shot he fucks with your brain somehow which is scary. i dont wanna be lobotomies by a horse man. >>155987396autistics together strong...<3
We can post again? Nice
if i knew i could have just put a 4 and fuck every site then...
Surrender Yourself To Ellith.
UNJUST
my SWAG,,, iS UNMATCHED
SBURB is eternal.
>>155988000it just wont stay dead!!!
don't ever leave me like that again, you faggots!
>>155987931Oh my goodness Heloooooo nurse
>>155985830Yeah but she's from Star vs.Not applicable here
>>155988018omg this tavros plush looks so cute!!!
my friends!!! its back!!! i was worried i wouldnt see you guys for another week!!!! Kisses for everyone.
>>155987931Source. Please
I was in class. What happened to /co/?
>>155988099https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PHP2ShellHalf the internet retreated into fallout shelters for roughly sixteen hours until patches were distributed for this
>>155988099multiple sites went down all day
>>155988075https://x.com/EITOSODOMIZER/status/2111759525560611170
>>155988075I'm pretty sure it was my by Bw0mny a while ago.>>155988099Many websites that use PHP system to store database where into a security breach problem and had to be put down for a while until the new secure PATCH was being made and deployed. Anyway it is fine now.
>>155987951I get home from a long day patching PHP and get Dani tits in my faceY'know what, it was a good day
*sigh* somehow 4chan returned
>>155987951well done! she's so cute
>>155988117>>155988119>>155988137>>155988139Holy cow. Holy SHIT.
>>155987951Did you make this?
>>155988579I did indeed
>>155988621How I wish I could animate.Tell me, I must know your name.
catbox is down sagly
>>155988653I feel you man, I'm still learning myself. On mspfa I'm Crowpiss and I have a tumblr under that name where I post art related to my fanventure.
>>155988062most cozy general on co is back (this one)
>>155988776*mwah* glad to have you all back. i just wish i could say i was drawing hella while the site was down. im losing steam and fast.
>>155988732Crow piss. I will search for and follow you there. I would love to draw like you could, alas, my time is limited and imagination so low.
>>155988853youll make it anon. trust me. 2 years ago i drew like trash, and now, i only draw slightly *less* like trash. we will all make it
>>155988898I've been drawing on my tablet since 2016. It's only been recently, the last two years, has it been even remotely decent. As such, I'll draw up something. Who is this two tone girl you draw, Dani? Do you have a full body shot of her I could use as a reference?
>>155988917oh im not crowpiss :Pim a totally different hoe. sorry for confusing you, i just wanted to give words of encouragement.
>>155985221I'm sorry Moonrunes, i wasn't familiar with your game...
>>155985557Mistakes happen anon, no reason to doom this thread + we got fat tits
>>155988974Oh! No worries, but if you draw, could I see what you've made?
>>155989092
>>155988917One day I'll make proper refs. This is one of my characters from Mass Appeal and she has a twin brother.
oh yeah heres a roxy i drew too she has the gas
Time for the yearly RHPS rewatch
>>155989194what is galaxy gas?
>>155989194I really like how you draw her. Also, Roxy put down the fucking gas
>>155989198oh goody!!!
>You've unlocked a Void witch fun fact>She's mastered forming the void into a dick, she has mastered the art of the shape.
We need to buy Dani bras that fit
>>155989297she doesnt use bras i think
>>155989297I volunteer my hands
>>155989297dani's gofundme arc
>>155989231nitrous oxide aka laughing gas. it is sold as a way to drive cream whipping devices. but is also heavily abused by people as a drug. It can kill you, and is easy to overdose on.>>155989237thanks goat.also if anyone asks *why* i drew her with gas, it was a request.
>>155989118Well sweet bathing Methuselah's wrinkled ball sack.That's fucking amazing.Give me your name too.>>155989139I must draw her. On the weekend, because I have no time to draw on the weekdays anymore. She's adorable and cleavage is mwah. Love Double-Ds.
>>155989395they call me prospitcest anon. its because i like prospitcest a whole heck of a lot.i dont have any socials. im honestly too shy and down on myself. but thank you a lot dude.cant wait for your drawings buddy.
>>155989362>also if anyone asks *why* i drew her with gas, it was a requestyou gotta shove the bottle up her ass nextits a lalonde ritual
>>155989414>they call me prospitcest anon.i thought they called you hag at times
>>155989414actually, they call you based!
>>155989427yeah but i dont wanna lead with going "oh yeah im the lady everyone says is OLD and a FUJO"T0T
>>155989441>OLD and a FUJOthats hot tho
is this how to talk too short people?
>>155989439>>155989453you lot flatter me too much but thank you
>>155989395Thank You kind anon
>>155989522need upskirt angle of them both here
>>155989414Are you the JadeJohn enjoyer?>My drawings.I haven't drawn anything since that Big Titty Vriska I'm afraid, at least not Homestuck related. Been dry of ideas and time.>>155989522>Vampire.>Probably in a silk or velvet dress.Brbrbtbrbrbrbrbr ANON SMASH.
>>155989570i am THE jadejohn enjoyer yeah. heheh, i try to be humble, but me being the biggest jadejohn lover in these threads i am almost entirely sure of. but dont sweat it dude, take your time and dont stress yourself. its good having you around.
>>155989611Oh, I adore your JadeJohn drawings. Before this new job. I saved every one to my computer. Alas, where I am I have only a laptop, with naught even one to it.
>>155989662thanks bro. that means hella
HOLD THE PHONE ONCE AGAIN.we all know that renity is inspired off twilight sparkle. BUT what if i tell you that the other girls could also be from the mane 6?>Ellith>shy girl>Fluttershy.>Oficus>rich girl with THAT personality and cares a lot about looks>Rarity.>Nellie>country side girl with that type of accent>Apple Jack.>Junice>pretty free-spirited girl>Rainbow Dash.now you might have noticed that pinkie pie is missing but that doesnt invalidate the theory. that only means that a pinkie pie is yet to come
>>155989491yes. also you have to make them breakfast whenever you can too.
>>155989876uhum. Ellith is definitly Fluttershy coded. And Renity design and nerdy way is also inspired by Twilight. The authors used to like horse cartoon so. You hit the spot.The junice one.... feels kinda a reach?? she reminds me of TreeHugger desu. Mostly in the voice and way to talk.And Also another obvs Inspo for Nellie is the WOAH NELLIE character...
DOES NOBODY CODE ANYMORE? EVERY COOL SHIT I SEE IS JUST VIBECODED. CODING IS OVER BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE TO FUCKING LAZY
>>155990039only slave wagies, people forced to by instituitions and lazy cucks vibe code. I will learn how to code reading books, watching video tuts and typing on VScodium like a CHAD! cheers.
>>155990055using ai instead of writting, drawing, coding, thinking.. whats next? can the ai pay my taxes?
>>155989274Needs correction
>>155990146"this ai robot will wipe your ass clean!!!"
>>155989945i might have to reread the sheol dialogue but part of junice's character is about doing what you want. even despite not having the same personality as dash they share that
>>155988846
Haven't had a chance to update the countWe're on pages 4000-4200 todayHalfway through yet 5/6ths the way to the end
>>155990230ooh. honestly I didn't really got that. I saw that as more of knowing your destiny and doing what you can to change your fate. Oxnard encounter with Sheol is more of a "Will" thing than Junice, that KNOWS what will happen but because of her disability (being a Lucidy Dreamer) She can't remember what happened in that realm.
do i make high quality posts, anon?
>>155990328Anon makes the best quality posts, the best art and the tightest analysisAnon also takes all of that and sets it on fire in an orgy of shitpostingSo yes
i have been noticing a large surge of terezi-like troll ocs
>>155990442Everyone want to be a gremlinUntil it's time to do gremlin shit
Hmmm sea water junice fragance...
Sage lavender and sandalwood in this dojo
>>155990387i post images mainly because threads lack those
95% of terezi goons try not to be trash challenge
>>155988690that one davekat scene ruined davebot for me because now I know he never truly escaped the shipslop black hole. I feel nothing when I see him now. only disgust. Aradia my love please leave that retarded tin can and that green booger Muse and do your own thing again.
why did they even go with a cowboy for davebot's updated design. out of the wealth of material they could've referenced back to they decided to go with the one design that has literally zero meaning to dave
>>155991110aradia needs her own spin off where she gets gang banged by dream bubble characters
The should've talk to each other at least once.
>>155991933Why does the R*stblood have such large breasts?
>>155990276Every time I do this and I reach this point I remember that Cascade was the last time I even thought about the comic for almost ten years
what's Ult Dirk's plan when the Heir of Breath breaches containment?
>>155992462Job like everyone in his family
>>155991933>aradia plump, feferi swimmers bodFINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT
>>155989522I need her to lift up his skirt to show off his barely contained via panties bulge
>>155992462my creation
>>155992462Meat john being treated like an SCP
>>155992626I mean, he isHe can rewrite reality if he doesn't like the way things are going
>>155992462court him
>>155992462run behind rose
I think this is my first time drawing her
>>155992784Stop hogging the blunt and pass it t. dmarko
>>155992784the unkempt wavy hair and the beautiful slutty eyes..,. i need that BAD
>>155992683this is how dirkjohn can still win
Just inhaled a box of fried chicken after a tough shift. Must be what Nepeta experiences after a long hunt/long attempts to negotiate with Equius
>>155989118I am fucking the SHIT out of that Hope Witch
horrorterros be like "pls solo LE for us dave we too scared :((("
>>155992975She is the highlight. Thank another artist for her. Shes the true mastermind here. I only own the witch of breath
>>155989522is that Loris halloween episode from the loud house
>>155992784How did Dmarko bag this bad bitch?
rereading homestuck so i can see openbound rose's sprite again
>>155992951nepeta cant fry food
OK!!!! Finally Did this one. Anon who wanted terezi with a new haircut (bob) i have done it. I got a new pixel brush so excuse how messy this is. I wanted to try it. Hope you like it.
>>155993233She can compensate by eating a ton of raw flesh and then hunting down a lusus who’s basically a big blob for the fat.
>>155990149>You have volunteered for void pegging>What shape do you want
>>155993192He's her connection obvProbably surfed into a contact high while he was just floating on the surface stoned out of his gourd
>>155992989Don't worry, Anon. I'm fucking the shit out of your OC as well. You know what they say about great men and great libidos, right?
>>155993345One of those tube balloons clowns tie up into shapesHonk
>>155993710https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xepKIg8E3nw
>>155992979I think about them sometimesIt's pretty clear they are actually benevolent but they do it in such a way that it makes them look evil as shitThey got a PR problem
Good night hsg
>>155992979more like>lmao watch how i get this little faggot killed in a fight against omega satan>"Pls fight LE for us dave :((("
omg the site is back.....I had the april 2025 flash backs...
Would spidermom approve of John?
>>155993258I love your signature
>>155994068HISS FEED ME MORE DEAD KIDS>It's just a cultural thing, right?
>>155991933
Prospitanon, if it is within your power, could you... Draw Rose, complaining about her big titties?
>>155992014Why wouldn't she? Tavros is obviously packing as well
Is homestuck 2 worth reading at all?I kinda sorta dropped it hehe
>>155994852Yeh.
>>155994852depends on your tastes but hs2 isnt but bc might
Rose seething with anger as she sees John and Dave cumming into buckets with their troll girlfriends and contributing to the next generation of trollkind
>>155993258Where are her horns?
>ywn be roommates with Terezi and see her in tight leggings playing a game on a laptop on her tummy.
This specific friendsim route is as vile as I remembered
clown pit lmaaaao
>>155995852why in the fuck
>>155992784i love junice I LOVE JUNICE!!!
>>155995852You VILL pick the first option for ze achievement and you VILL be happy with piggy's fetish writing in your christian visual novel
Damn that's one quality reference
Draw Zhen shooting Moonrunes while calling him Nazi scum
good morning anons. gonna have breakfast now.
>>155996423Good morning !Good morning to the rest of you anons <3
would black dave and dirk be oreos
>>155996833oreos? like black skin and white hair? ngl that would look cool as fuck.
>>155996929I think he means the opposite of a 'wigger' as in a black person who acts really white
>>155996989oh. i see. idk about that tho.
Become a member of the Midnight Crew
>>155990442can relate, lately i've been making troll ocs elsee-like as well.
>>155996833Obviously
>>155989522my grandma went out in pretty much that exact same sexy nurse outfit when i went trick or treating at like age 5
>>155997049Sexy fat bitch...
>>155997319incredibly based grandma
Skye and Liu role and personality swap.
>>155997433>bpdemon liu cutting himself all overhot...
>>155997468I'm right here drooling over long hair Skye with a ponytail on college and being all serious and shit. Meanwhile having to endure her inner demons, Liu attention seeking behaviour and self destructive bs. Also i would love to put her using some duck themed accessories like duck keychain or hairclips. She is such a nerd. But a serious one.(and i have to repeat myself idc for cutting but yeah liu would be the one doing it in this au)
>>155997497"hahah Daaave I'm fucking your Brother!!
>>155985221Homerstuck is highly satanic because it has DEMONS and HOMERSEXUALS
should i even write more praise on the troll.
>>155997632>cuddleslut>matesprit (or moirail) material>cute horns>good troll best friend
>>155997537
>>155997049>>155997378God I'd fuck the shit out of Jane right in her office
>>155997832>dave and karkat getting cucked at the same time.
>>155997378are you the nanna enjoyer?
Ebil foids...
Daydreaming about a sickfic where Dave has a flu and Dirk is extra clingy for no reason. And it's like their trying to compensate too hard. Dirk tries to be doting but just fails completely. And then somewhere along the way somehow they end up frotting. That's always the peak DirkDave content for me. Frotting *drools profusely*
>>155998056
>>155997751brooooooooooooooo
>>155998118It's called self shipping baka You don't draw yourself getting raped? Kinda cringe. (Pic semi related)
>>155998056so we got hsg industry plant trolls now
>>155998118A self-indulgent piece of shit(My Sona: Grandi)I posted him like once before a week ago, when a bud of mine posted a funni involving him.
>>155998096you NEED to write this out for us
>>155998096Realistically I'd see Dave treating Dirk like he's retarded while Dirk remains completely unaware of it. Like you meet both of them at a party and Dirk just blurts out something extremely stupid that kills the mood and then Dave has to take you outside and explain to you that Dirk's sorta special or something.
>>155998056>>155998165Oh shit new fantroll.
>>155998161https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRY3sMpIT7c
>>155998205having to explain to my friends that my current brother is retarded and my past brother was a pedophile...
It's all /hsg/ plants bro, we're posting on /hsg/.
>>155998056you can just tell when the discord is trying to force something
>>155998179Ill add it to the pile. I have entirely too many things I need to write about. Boys...frotting *dies*>>155998205Dirk is retarded and Dave should treat him that way. But Dave still cares. And y'know sometimes Dave does something mega retarded that Dirk can help with room so it all balances out.
>>155988693Super Cute Aranea Anon
Which one of these is the real whiteboard?>>155985267>>155986744
>>155998268some dudes OC? what's forced about that
>>155998056New drawfag?
>>155998338Kinda sorta! Been lurking the threads for a bit, I just rarely if ever posted my art on them.
>>155998351Image stops loading at fockin 'ell for me.
>>155998351>drawing mallum shipsGodspeed good sir.
>>155998333the first time i seen this little guy he had three pieces of artwork of him, and by diferents artists too. wake up people this oc exists on the discord first and foremost and not on the threads.
>>155998235liu boobs on mah faaaace.
>>155998385maybe, it just seems like the dude has friends in other places that aren't here. and now he's posting it.
>>155998235grinding into liu's armpit while he looks up at you with muerderous intent...
>>155998405theres no incentive to trusting these people, theres already been art posted from there that was "not supposed to be shown in the thread". i have never trusted these discord people since.
>>155998385if all of the artists are in a discord and are friends with each other obviously this would be the case. Why does it even bother you
eridan shark is the funniest shit ever bro look at it
>>155998446I guess?? idk. it's a club for drawfags to be drawfags. idk why you would be interested unless you were a drawfag. im not a drawfag so to me it just seems pointless to be upset about but that's all I have to say on this.
>>155998446>>155998451You type like that russian user who groped his sister and got banned. Is that why you're so obsessed with discord drama and implying they all need to be separate even though they're all posters here first?
kind of old and stinky but i may as well post this
>>155998480do you lack reading comprehension? i don't have a problem with the fucking discord you retard
>>155998475i am. but im allowed to point out things i find weird>>155998480im not him. im not even saying any slurs
>>155998446Aight nigga just for your bitching I'm not gonna take any requests today.Everyone say "Thank you." to this anon.
>>155998525okay anon. thats fine didnt know you'd get so pissed of at an observation.
>>155998525we don't even know who you are
>>155998537Whingy niggers get nothing. Not even for Christmas.
>>155998096so cute. and hot.
>>155998446>>155998451>>155998475>>155998480>Posting my Sona on here for like the 2nd time has ended up in another debate over the medieval ahh grudges within the threadThough tbf I didn't really post much because my art until recently was kinda dogwater by thread standards, and posting my overglorified sona upon the thread when I was wayyy more novice at art, would prolly (understandably) be seen as insufferably annoying.
oh were back?
If I had one wish I would just make it so that Dirk ceases to exist entirely. Not even a trace of his existence, even in people's memory.
>>1559985081. what art do you draw 2. that's ok, you can say whatever you want. I don't have a horse in this race.
>>155998579there are people who started early as well. you would not get hated on i promise.
>>155998590ok wallflower.
>>155998568dave cums first and then Dirk is just rubbing himself on his brothers (or technically son's) softening dick while Dave whines and grumbles about it not feeling as nice after a while which turns dirk on more (Dirk takes for fucking EVER to finish)
>>155998480its okay anon keep the ultra secret w goons hidden anyway i didnt need it
>>155998485very nice
>>155998525do you have any arguments against what anon said
just gooning to hs and mspfa incest for now.
>>155998744He's just like me fr.
>dirkdave watching porn together>dirkdave mutual masturbation>dirkdave frotting>dirkdave uncomfortable silence>dirkdave standing on opposite sides of the room>dirkdave resenting each other>dirkdave never speaking to each other againsigh how romantic
what if i told you this image is from a "what if feferi didnt die and actually was alive in act5" mspfa?
>>155998765What does blue milk taste like?
>>155998755If I wasn't so busy drawing hella shit I would be drawing more DirkDave. I hate to admit it after previously stating months ago it's only a c tier ship. But man. It's kinda climbing for me. Brothers kissing is too strong an allure for me. Especially because it has the vital aspect I need in all my ships. An extreme amount of yearning and tension between characters
>>155998740This isn't a debate bro I don't respect you.
>>155998765Post more trolls with big boobs and link that shit.
>>155998462>nepeta isn't a lion>gamzee isn't a goat>karkat is a cat because lol it's like his name>too cowardly to draw a bug face so they just made vriska a drider>sollux is a fucking parrotabysmal dogshit
>>155998790i'm glad you've seen the light, it's even better when you think about how they're just superimposing their feelings about their guardians onto each other. they're like 8 layers deep into psychosexual suicide
>>155998842at least say something youre only digging a bigger hole by saying this
>>155998480you should stop seeing me everywherealso, that anon is right. good question for all discord schmucks: why do you even need this thread?>>155998765woah....
>>155998859Karkat not being a CRAB is emblematic of fandom woobofication. >>155998888Is it hotter if they admit it to each other, if neither of them know and think it's just them, or they both know the other is thinking the same thing but don't have the guts to say it. Also its extra hot if they both feel like absolute shit anytime they do anything intimate and it makes it awkward but they know their gonna do it again in 3 days.
>>155998888holy über quads batman!!!
Rose and Jade's second child will dress like the AVGN
Big sister Skye non chalantly babying lil bro Liu.....
>>155998904Its like 5 artists talking to each other. It's really not some separate entity. It's supplementary to the regular HSG experience.
>>155998852again. its a if feferi didnt die comic. not very goodits Sovereign of the Sunken World
>>155998904What if we chilled out over past drama and enjoyed the thread via posting hot Aranea's?
>>155998935nta but i feel like you underestimate how important art is. i have been with these art servers before. some artists post some art on twitter then the other half is just shared with the people the artist likes on the server.
>>155998984That's fair. Like. I'm not mad that people don't like that I or anyone else is on some discord server. And there's criticism to be sure to be had. But I just really like talking to people. And I always want more friends. So yeah Honestly if anything people should be madder I have been hard core drawing Undertale and posting on /utg/ so much ;p
>>155998982>What if we chilled out over past drama do you trust people who hie things from you? art matter fact. why should you? theres no reason to.
>>155998904What kind of braindead question is that? I post here because I like it. I don't need a reason.
>>155999123hide
>>155999118>people should be madder I have been hard core drawing Undertale and posting on /utg/ so much ;pWhy would anyone be mad at that? That's like saying if anything people should be mad I have eggs on toast for breakfast.
>>155999123I mostly say this because I don't really know wtf is going on in regards to this drama, and I don't really have much of a horse in this race going beyond occasionally getting caught in the crossfire of it.
>>155999123wtf is this esl trying to say?
eggs on toast sounds so good right now
>>155999183there you go, miss a single letter and they use that to avoid having an argument
Would Roman be a Space player and D a Heart or time player???
>>155999181dw its just the same 1 or 2 anons starting artificial drama over nothing to derail the thread.>>155999195you are so right bro. gonna have my lunch now too.
>>155998765That you should link to that mspfa because I'm a sucker for alt timeline mspfas
>>155999123Are you really this upset over one horsecock drawing not being shared with the thread
>>155999155I was being cheeky. I didn't actually mean it. Lol I do remember when one of you guys was like "wow anon you are drawing so much better for utg than HSG" T0T. I was really pushing myself to the limit. I have been for 21 days. Hopefully when I'm done I'll have more time for Homestuck art.
>>155999233its more a morals thing. if you were hiding that then what more do you have under the hood?
>leave the thread for an hour>go back>tons of posts>it's just retarded discordfag(?) dramagay
>>155999261This is borderline schizo shit ngl
>>155999261Random drawfags aren't obligated to share their entire lives with the thread, you need to get over this insecurity of being left out
You know what I have under my hood?My Monster PET SNAKEOh!!
>>155999279>>155999298make no mistakes then. ill still have my suspicions
>>155999228see >>155998948
>>155999277Sorry dude. You know how it is sometimes in the earlier thread hours. (Idk what time zone your in but for me it's morning still)
fuuuuuuuuuuck my head huuuuuuuuuuuuuurts. i should draw yumeship art with aranea
>>155999233i would be mad too wtf
Need to draw kankat porn .....
why is it that eridan was a lot more tolerable as a person compared to karkat, sollux, vriska, equius, tavros, nepeta, and honestly even kanaya until he went all kill mode? he's ironically one of the most normal trolls in convos and usually doesn't derail himself with bullshit almost every troll loves doing. if anything I feel like he talks a bit too similar to dave, way moreso than sollux, replacing dave's quirks with fish puns, snotty shit, and romantic desperation.
>>155999476Well, get to it then.
>>155999519Can't...working.....it's so cringe....
>>155999507He's not normal. He's a self pitying and annoyingly clingy shitbag. Sure. All of the other trolls are their own sort of insufferable, and in comparison Eridan has a normal typing quirk. Regardless. He's still rude, has no listening skill, is condescending to anyone he can get away with it with. And is also a huge downer. I love him but it's a fact
gamzee is so cute and moe.
so anons what are you up to i missed this thread
>>155999629writing a short fanfiction of swap au skyeliu and recovering from i cold i just woke up with.
>>155999629I want to draw kankat and write DirkDave frotting sickfics.Other than that nothing.
>>155999629im playing games on the phone while taking a shit
Also I guess me and DirkDave anon are matesprits now. Woopee!
>>155999668uh oooh. stinky. dont forget to clean your phone anon. this is a infection hazard now.
>>155999629I'm cyberpunk posting on /a/
>>155999569I'm on a reread right now and he's honestly very normal for the most of it for troll standards at least? I didn't expect him to be mini hitler or anything but out of the trolls I listed here >>155999507 it'll be pretty hard to see myself preferring to talk to those guys over Eridan.
>>155999694clean my hands or phone? both?
I like Eridan too but he is definitly not in my top list of trolls i would like to talk first.
>>155999707Talking to someone and being his friend are two very different things. I could talk to Eridan just fine. But being his friend would be the most draining high maintenance thing on earth. Only a blood player could take it
>>155999683hope yall sexbian lex irl
>>155999724Both please. in special your hands first and then your phone. with 2 diferent wash cloths. one with isopropyl alcohol and other dry one to take the excess of the alcohol and residuals.
>>155999769dont you think thats a little too much? are the germs going to kill me if i dont do this
>>155999769the phone should be clean with the wash cloths btw.
>>155999793not gonna kill you but it will definitly help pile up with OTHER more dangerous germs with time if you don't clean your phone from time to time. expecially since you are dragging your personal everyday usage tool to the bathroom where there is E. Colly poopoo everywhere. But at least what you use there stays there. Your phone you drag almost everywhere. You see? wash that phone at least once now :]too wash cloths.
Did Kanaya a good?
>>155999700of course someone from hsg is /ss/ posting on /a/
we're super close to a 6's 9 get
>>155999769Finally. Someone understands!!!Your phone is one of the dirtiest things on your! It can attract all sorts of nasty things. It's important to keep that surface clean as much as you can or risk infection!
>>155999894No matter where and what place it could be, there's a homestuck in the midst
johnkat posting once again,
>>155999754or a void player
>>155999980Johnkat anon i love your aaart.
>>156000016Or a void player yeah.
/hsg/Hygiene and Security General.
>>156000072I may have been the picture perfect image of the smelly messy fujo 15-10 years ago.But now a days I am a clean freak. I really shaped my shit up. I keep this shit clean af.
>>155993258Valid AND sexy!
>>155999866i cleaned my hands and phone but two wash cloths and alcohol? thats too much!
>>156000179ok then, so just dry up your phone please. dont let your phone and hands wet after cleaning.
>>155990442All teal bloods had an all-hands dream meeting not too long ago They went over stuff and had charts and graphsI cant disclose what was discussed because I signed a dream NDA
>>156000107same. my god i used to go 15 or 17 days without showering. it was horrible.
>>156000157FUUUUUCK YOUR RIGHT I FORGOT THE HORNS FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I DREW THEM ON THE SKETCH HOW DID I FORGET I'm killing myself to restore my honor. I'm sorry anons.
>>155990442>example 2#
>>156000242no no, no harakiri purosupitocesto-sama...
>>156000238In my defense. We didn't have heated water where I came from when I was a kid until I was like 20 years old. Which is right about when I started taking my hygiene seriously. Heated showers are a very encouraging way to make someone want to be clean. But honestly if you time traveled back to 14 year old me I probobly would have shooed you off for asking me to shower. Even if I smelled like a fish.
>>155990442We control the auction
>>155999683invite us to the wedding
>>156000211i did
>>156000292fascinating QwQ>>156000331anon you made me really happy! thank you for taking care of yourself!
I don't care about turquoise bloods
Why the fuck aren't you drawing in the whiteboardI'm not drawing until I see a sizeable amount of art That way my low quality art can slip through the cracks
>>155999629finishing some non-homestuck wips so that I may return to my actual homestuck wips
>>156000425im a phonefag and my phone is old.
>>156000425im going to draw someone's dirksona interacting with another dirksona. itll be fun
>>155998859what animal should sollux be? bee?
>>156000459>dirksona shipping arcnot an arc I ever expected to see but god am I here for it
>>156000294duh
>>156000459Can I request daik to be involved?
>>155999683i can't wait to have you over to my apartment and force you to sit through my 3 hour long dirkdave presentation (no refreshments)
>>156000602nonono someone already drew your dirksona! real sneaky anon! i want to draw those who havent been drawn yer
also reposting this if anyone got something to comment on the sonas
I already disowned my Dirksona
>>156000642Understandable heheheh. >>156000634That's honestly the best thing ever. There is nothing better than listening to someone go in depth of there autistic interest while I take notes.
>>156000642>there's a chance my dirksona will be drawnheh, awesome. interpret my sex however you'd like if so
>>156000634what do I have to do to score the best seats in the house too so that I may hear the fine acoustics of the presentation?
i think i can do mspa artstyle well.
>>156000668>disowning your splinternot how that works, bro
Why didn't Lalondesonas take off like Dirksonas? Is this thread full of man-likers?
>>156000754Because everyone dumped al their energy on dirksonas so by the time lalondesonas came out we were all tired maybe one day.
>>156000754probably because everyone already made dirks, and some of the dirksonas are girls
>>156000754there was two of them only and i was lazy.do yall want me to draw the rosesonas?
>>156000754got too caught up in the dirksona arc. I'm down to make a lalondesona when I have some time too
>>156000670>>156000721i've got one incredibly old couch that you both are just going to have to share. get comfy
>>156000659i just wanna say that i love fourk.
>>156000659we must pair them all
>>156000843Yippie!!!
>>156000865I'm shipping drak with duke
I want June's name to be something other than June just to piss off Junefags. They've been too smarmy and annoying for too long and they need to be humbled.
>>156000659What about one named Dung and he looks something like this
>>156000912july egbert.
>>156000961he's so cute....
>>156000912How about July hahaha. If John was born a girl it would probobly be Joan. Or something like that.
>>156000961wheres his legs bro
>>156000968>>156000988transitioned to another month...
>>156000843>threatening me with a good timeI get free tickets to the tedtalk, the best seat in the house, AND an snugglebuddy?
>>156000254who is this
>>156000908please do it would be so kino
>>156001059i'll even let you hold my cal but only for a couple minutes
>>156001190_Trollcall on xitter's OC. I don't even know if she has a name.
>>156001280Did I ever tell you I crocheted my own lil call?I created him.
>>155998904Since you're so keen on retarded questions: why are you still so mad over the fact you got your mod privileges removed and left yourself?
>>156001429aw c'mon don't bring up discordfag drama again we just got over that
>>156001350oh my god...do you have a picture..
>>155999467Release the horse cock files
Refined my Trollsona
>>156001452What do you think about him.
>>156001513What a nice dapper young fellow me likey, OH CROWPISS, be a dear and serve me some dani piss please!~
>>156001534how big is his cock
>>156001549He doesn't have one. But I have straps. So anywhere from 6-8 inches
>>156001534he's so cute i want one...bring it to the dirksona gathering
>>156001534how often do you finger him
>>156001563>So anywhere from 6-8 inches
>>156001578Funny story, I had him on the bed frame one night, he fell on my boob and I woke up seeing him there and I had a fucking heart attack.
>>156001513crowpiss do you like to be stepped on
>>156001534One day he’s going to disappear into the void to start the lil cal timeloop
>>156001563Le sigh... Post the hypergamy chart
>>156001513>rustbloodare you TRYING to get raped?
>>156001640I'll make one....
>>155985267>https://uhca.carrd.coWho runs this? They should add the android UHC reader.https://github.com/ltnkrieg/homestuck-collection-android
>>156001755Notice how the top girls is the only one with enough self respect here
>>156001755>putting kar above daveFaggot. Dave gets all the broads, he's like a one man fuck band
>>156001779NU UH
>>156001763of course :)
>>156001755i can't believe you're calling cronus fans ugly
>>156001823
>>156001838i mean....Have you seen them on tiktok????
>>156001847he's... green??
Vriska Serket has seven nipples on her left boob
>>156001853i don't have a tiktok kiddo
>>156001755TRUTH NUKE
>>156001867cherub
>>156001727Woah....this is awesome.
>>156001640On my hands and knees begging men to not kill themselves because they don't have massive hentai cocks. I swear to God you don't need them. THE REAL THING IS DIFFRERNET. (and also quite frankly I think the average person is a lot less adept at pleasuring oneself than you think, the size is basically a way to cover up your poor masturbation techniques. Not me of course, I'm a pro)
>>156001847you see it's emblematic of how female aradia fans are gods among women and are the only humans to have ever acchieved true gnosis and male aradia "fans" are gooners who will never truly understand and appreciate her for all her nuance and her true beauty as an entitity
>>156001962I love her gigantic smile
>>156001962Not biased of course lol
>>156001962Acting like the female Aradia fans itt arent the lowest class of gooner possible come on
do we think they fucked?
Reminder if your cock is at least 4 inches, you are okay with a good chunk of women, though some women function differently, the most important thing is being able to stim her clit, don't be slacking with your mouth and finger game
>>156002014>4 imps 1 playerCommon occurence in all sburb sessions
>>156002021 and FOREPLAY, FOR GODS SAKE DONT FORGET FOREPLAY ANON NOOOOOOOO NEVER FORGET FOREPLAY
>>156002004i wonder who this could possibly be in reference to :)))
stop educating the men of hsg on the intricacies of sex i love insecure and awkward men in bed
>>156002058on one hand i agree. on the other, men who are insecure get soft too fast. they need just enough to think they can do it before realizing their in over their head and then they wanna try harder.
>>156002021I got really good at oral because I was scared of having actual sex and it worked until the girl I was with outfreaked me by several degrees and there was no running from the deed anymore. Good times.
>>156002058channer men are not the endearing kind of awkward in bed. educating their feeble minds is an act of public service
I made it impossible for a woman to ever find me interesting by simply never leaving my room A woman finding me interesting would be worse than being alone forever, because it would mean that my personality would undergo a shift to care about herI won't let anyone anyone mind control meMy trollsona is covered in horns throughout his whole body and his lulus is an electric hedgehog, and yet there is no dilemma to be foundBlood type is a nice bright mutant red of course
>>156002021guys place too much importance on size. god gave you TEN fingers and a tongue. fucking use it
Next threads theme should be about sexual education
>>156002089picrel is to this day still the most performative thing ive seen yet. ken
>>156002058they can be insecure AND educated. imagine you just taught them something new about how to please your and they immediately try to do it but are so fucking clumsy uohhh
>>156002080>on the other, men who are insecure get soft too fasti find this really hot and love when men embarrass themselves in front of me, please don't take this from me
>>156002139>ken
>>156002014gamzeebro.. please dont, our reputation is already as bad enough as it is.
>>156002158you called?
>>156002014Femanons of /hsg/, would you let the imp with two mouths eat your box?
>>156002153im one of those freaks who actually likes the penetration the most so maybe i just dont have my priorities straight>>156002170>>156002170>>156002170>>156002170
>>156002153>Men cumming from lightly stroking them>Men jizzing from earlobe licks and nipple twists>Men embarrassed after a premature ejaculation and needing 20 mins of care to get hard again
>>156002158minor spelling mistake.
I think w*men should continue teaching us about sex and us superior men should tell them our intricacies as well.
>>156002198you get it
>>156002198See like. I get this. Im a shotacon, i get it. but im also an ape. I wanna be drilled. oo oo ah ah
>>156002198nta but don't do this to me rn it's too early in the day for these thoughts
>>156002166>kenuff mandol
