Tasty EditionWelcome to /Deer/!>What is /Deer/?/Deer/ is a thread for fans of Alastor, the Radio Demon, from Amazon Prime’s hit series Hazbin Hotel. /Deer/ is a safe space to discuss, promote, and create content for our favorite deer man!>Who we are…We are deer friends from all walks of life who come together in this thread to share content related to Alastor. We are inclusive and welcome everyone who is interested in the Red Stag.>Who are the Alasisters/Stag Sisters?Alasisters/Stag Sisters are a collection of devoted riako yumes who make up the Cult of the Red Stag. They honor their F/O by partaking in blood and sex rituals on his behalf.>What are the rules?* Respect all deer friends.* Respect our husbando.* Ignore all bait posters.* Stay on topic. This is a solo Alastor thread and ship art/discussion is not allowed.* Keep it varied! A healthy thread has a number of topics.* No ship warfare, ship material belongs on /hhg/.* We do not kink shame, however NSFW content is not allowed. Do not force your kinks on others. Go to /trash/ for pornographic content and discussion.* Lolisho must be SFW.Questions? An in-depth explanation can be found here: https://pastebin.com/1NbtaKCm>Previous threads:>for /trash/:https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/subject/%2Fdeer%2F/type/op/results/thread/>for /cm/:https://archived.moe/cm/search/subject/%2Fdeer%2F/text/%2Fdeer%2F/>Deer related links:Hazbin Hotel Pilot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlmswo0S0e0 [Embed] [Embed]/hhg/ website: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/Creator's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/SpindleHorseOfficial website: https://www.hazbinhotel.com/Psyanon fanfic recordings: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/psyanon-recordings/Fanfiction from our /Deer/ residents: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/hhg_fics
Thanks for baking again! That’s a good bunch of deer you’ve posted!
>>4068884That’s ok, I’ve been working so I figured I’d bake quickly before I left. I have so many deer pics I’ve probably never posted on my pc, it’s nice to have a variety of older stuff too. I’m enjoying all the new chef deer though.
>>4068917I’ve got a trove of deer on the pc as well, just easier to phone post. I like how artists are starting to make it look like he isnt wearing any pants when he has the chef outfit on.
>>4068926Silly deer with his legs out! It’s fun, he should avoid wearing trousers as much as possible.
>>4068930Agree, so many things for him to wear and try on!
>>4068966We need an Alastor dress up game.
>>4069058Wish I had the talent to make and program something like that, gotta have a sprite of Alastor in his underwear, and maybe a blushing alt face and then you gotta make all the clothing items to drag and drop onto him, pants shirts dresses and so on, maybe have a text box that pops up that’s him just commenting on your choices…
>>4069071That would be so cool. Sadly my own skills in that area are pretty limited. It would be a nice project though.
>>4069079It’s a simple idea but a big project, the way Alastor would comment and interact would be the hardest part to get working right.
>>4069093I feel like if you dressed him in anything but his normal outfit he’d be really mean to you. It would be funny.
>>4069201I can imagine he will have a lot of funny things to say about you if you put him in a nun outfit or a maid outfit. He might like a flapper dress but even then he have something to say.
>>4069237While he would wear them himself, I think he would judge you a lot if you dressed him in fun costumes.>Darling, I know what’s on your mind and I want no part of it.>You’re really dressing me in that? Hmm…
>>4069257Now I really want a Alastor dress up game, he can tease you for so many things, if you put a bunch of random things on him like a hula skirt and a big winter jacket, maybe have him do different poses as well
>>4069266If he dislikes your outfit his ears go down… it would be such a good game. I wouldn’t know where to start though lol.
>>4069282The basic code would probably be easy enough, especially with ‘vibe coding’ and whatever AI nonsense we got now days, the hard part is getting the doll sprites working, either you gotta commit an artist and figure out how to implement them or draw them urself and do the same.
>>4069288I really love Uriuma’s deers, they’re so cute. Yeah I could probably work out the code with a bit of time, I can’t do the art though. A dress up game or a dating sim would be fun though. Imagine all the bad ends you could have with Alastor.
>>4069350Lots of gorey ways to go
>>4069364I’d put in like one good end which is really hard to get, but most of them end up with you getting rejected Vox-style or guro’d to death. It would be funny.
>>4069373That’s definitely a way to make it more of a game instead of just like a visual novel or a dress up simulation. Could have some shitty fruit ninja type mini games where you can help him cook along side any visual novel stuff
>>4069375A cooking game with Alastor would be fun too. Full of cannibal innuendoes lel.
>>4069402I’m surprised no one has capitalized on that yet
>>4069468There are so many good ideas involving Alastor, he really is underutilised.
Animate are doing a school thing as well, and another cafe collaboration with pink ribbon outfits. More deer outfits!
>>4069523Bloody boy…>>4069526I saw! One good thing to come out of that episode drop. Oof it’s bad for helluva fans…
>>4069543I watched HB and ran to Twitter to see what people were saying, but everyone was talking about the Japanese merch instead lel. There’s already some interesting art.
>>4069550It’s great! Wish a lot more of them would have him have a visible tail though…
>>4069557They all must have forgotten to draw it in their haste lel.
>>4069559All in a rush to get him in the new outfits! Too silly! I imagine it’s stuffed into his pants or something didn’t have time too pop it out!
>>4069565See if you just wait a little longer, you won't forget the tail.
>>4069568Think they forgot something else though, not that I’m complaining lel
>>4069570I have no idea what you mean, he has everything there that he needs. That should be his new canon outfit.
>>4069572Either that or a nice flapper dress…
>>4069573>Alastor shows up in a dress next season>no one comments on it or acts like anything is differentBased.
>>4069576He’s already worn a nun outfit, definitely not out of the ordinary
>>4069578They missed a trick by not putting him in a Japanese school uniform though.
>>4069579That would be harder to find a opening for him to put it on them a regular dress or a maid outfit, head first have to actually know what a Japanese school girl looks like, which ain’t likely. I’m sure nifty could dress him up like that though.
>>4069580There are probably several characters who could dress him up like that these days. He would look really cute with his ears down as well. Ah well, the school uniform is cute too but there's barely any art of it compared to the ribbon outfit.
>>4069583We will hopefully get more in the coming days, know a few artists who are working on there own school outfits!
>>4069633Bless them all. We’ve had so much art of Alastor in outfits, the pirate merch, now all this. I’m so happy.
>>4069708We are getting so much it’s worrying almost.
>>4069732More deer art never worries me, especially when they make him so pretty.
>>4069740All the tail art is coming out in droves too.
>>4069742Yes! It’s even better when artists remember all his best features.
High fashion
>>4069744>no AntlersAlways something, a little detail like that is always something i notice, doesn’t ruin a great piece like that but dang, so close to perfect>>4069747Still can’t believe deer shoes are real
>>4069747Idk how I feel about the Alashoes.>>4069749Lel there’s always something, he has too many parts! I’m glad I’m not an artist.
>>4069752Too many things interacting, if he’s wearing a hat if it hides the antlers hair style waist tail hooves. Many many things. I gotta doodle him more. I still don’t know who or why they made em lel
>>4069759It must be hard to wear hats, he’d have to make room for his antlers and his ears. They look good on him, though. I bet his tailor has some interesting stories.
>>4069787Either gotta have them too big or too small or else they just get stuck
>>4069790I bet it costs him a fortune. Broke Alastor theory lives on.
>>4069794Such a great theory, having him suddenly appear and charm you only to kick you out of your own bed
a good sailor!
A rare white human Alastor in 2026…>>4069797Working 3 jobs just to support your deadbeat overlord husband while he spends all your money at the tailor and buying expensive whiskey, and drinks tea with Rosie all day.
>>4069907I’m glad people still draw pilot Alastor, it’s very good. You need to to stand up to the deer if he is being so rude!
>>4069917Love the Japanese and the fact they just consider him the pilot version and draw him anyway. Alastor could at least cook dinner, but he would mostly cook according to his whims, and you definitely wouldn’t come home to dinner on the table.>also Fortnite deer is here
>>4069930Such a cutie, never gonna play the game but glad the model exists. I’m sure it will take a decent amount of convincing for him to have dinner set when you come home. The food quality will be great no matter what though.
>>4069936It’ll either be delicious creole food or weird roadkill that somehow manages to taste good. Though I’m sure he just cooks when it takes his fancy, so enjoy midnight gumbo I guess.
>>4069946Suppers at midnight anyhow! It’s a good time for gumbo, hopefully it isn’t too spicy though.
>>4069947It'll be spicy, I doubt Alastor is the type of person to tone it down. He would find it amusing to watch you try and eat it, then add more hot sauce when you aren't looking.
>>4069959I’ll get my revenge if he makes it too hot don’t you worry! The only really good thing that came out of the new helluva episodes is bondage deer. Good timing with the ribbon outfit as well.
>>4069960I know, so much lewd art. Unfortunately it’s also brought out a lot of the underage retards who whine about him being drawn like that because he’s asexual. But the art is good, at least.
>>4069961It’s gonna bring a lot of flak just because of what it’s referencing, I’m sure the retards crying about it are just going to be after it because it’s something slightly sexual and Alastor doesn’t like that sort of thing, so for some reason that means everything and anything should be shut down. Very annoying!
Look, here comes the boy!
>>4070015I’m just tired, I hardly saw any of the >Alastor is asexual you can’t draw him doing anything sexualbullshit for ages, and now it’s back in force. Whatever Viv does with exploring his identity, I hope she doesn’t make him sex repulsed in canon because these people will be unbearable. >>4070054I need him to appear in my doorway like this. Cutie.
>>4070085Sorry for being away all day had non discript activities with friends to be doing! Sadly this stuff comes in waves I’m sure we will have people harassing Artists for drawing pilot alastor again. While I love the cute deer I think next season we gotta get some scary deer, even if he’s still 100% cute when he’s trying to be scary!
He’s so big…
>>4070115It’s ok, always good to touch grass. Idk why it’s so hard for people to just ignore what they don’t like instead of turning it into an argument for the 2892483793th time. I’m looking forward to some scary deer, I love him. >>4070152Love a big deer too.
>>4070195Think it’s all about control sadly, these people want to dominate the fandom space and push out all the good stuff in place for whatever special interest retardation they might have. It was good touching grass for a while.
>>4070212It doesn’t usually get to me, I guess I’ve just had enough of seeing the same shit. Just let me enjoy my husbando without everyone’s opinions on why certain art should be forbidden instead of ignored. At least the Asians still seem to not give a fuck lel.
>>4070217They just draw him in any situation that comes to mind, such as nuggeting of course but all sorts of ships and selfcest and you name it!
>>4070218They draw what they like and they don’t care about if he’s black enough or whatever, it’s the best attitude to have.
>>4070274If it’s good deer art it’s good, simple as. I’m sure Alastor agrees
>>4070282I like to imagine Alastor’s murdering those who darken his skin and make him a racist caricature, it heals something inside me.
>>4070293If only! The ones who make his skin too dark I can at least ignore, it’s the ones who harass people for not making dark enough that are bigger problem
>>4070335They can get murdered too. Alastor should just kill everyone. My personal serial killer. <3
>>4070361Cutest serial killer
>>4070395Cutest in the whole world.>>4070487Oof, I need that chest fluff.
>>4070503That chest fluff is definitely needed, it’s a shame it doesn’t show up in the show but it’s easy enough to draw in fan work, makes him a lot cuter as well.
>>4070519We can still cope that he shaved it off because of the chest wound.
>>4070533Exactly, I don’t hate a non fluffy deer either, but I do love to have a lie down on his fluffy chest
>>4070534It should be like the tail. If you want it then it exists, if you don’t then it doesn’t. Everyone’s happy.
>>4070537An elegant and simple solution, though I’m sure Alastor would rather more people fighting over him so he can pop some popcorn and watch for a while.
>>4070543He’d love knowing that everyone is fighting over him. In fact, he’d probably start discourse all over the internet just to keep people talking.
>>4070555He likes jerking peoples chains
>>4070564I’d jerk his chain.>if you know what I mean
>>4070577I want him to jerk my chain too…
We live again!
Give deer his medicine
>>4070669There’s absolutely no way that Alastor would take his medicine like a good boy, you have to hide pills in a slab of rotting deer meat to get him to take them.
>>4070711It’s gonna be a cat and mouse game of ever increasing antics of trying to get the deer his medicine and Alastor figuring out how to avoid taking it in ever more hilarious ways.
>>4070726Making a compilation video of all the ways Alastor manages to dodge taking his meds and it goes viral everywhere.
>>4070781Now that’s just deer abuse!
>>4070785He needs a little abuse every now and again though.
>>4070789>maybe, but that’s just humiliating! It can’t be shared, besides maybe with other deer lovers.
>>4070792We need our own discord server or something, how to care for your deer. Share tips and tutorials with other deer lovers.
>>4070807On one hand that sounds like a great idea, on the other discord servers have a bit of a bad reputation for things happening on them, gotta be careful! Can’t imagine the fights that could start over him it’s bad enough with RA and RS I can imagine they would cause some trouble even if it is an Alastor focused discord
>>4070814Oh god, imagine the drama. It would have to be a super secret elite server where you have to prove you’re devoted to the deer and his care before you’re let in. So many people are unworthy lel.
>>4070912It would be BAD. Lots of different yumes and fujos in a single server doesn’t bode well at all. Would be funny for however long it lasts though.
>>4070931Imagine putting everyone who calls themselves an Alastor fan into a room, it would be so funny for about 5 seconds lel. >my headcanon is the correct one!!!>no mine is!!Alastor would probably find it funny at least.
>>4070935He would find it funny until he is put in the same room…
>>4070947He’d enjoy killing everyone though.
>>4070956There definitely is a doujin or something where alastor gets summoned and he realizes they are all insanely in love with him in the way he really doesn’t like
>>4070957Honestly it’s worth it just to be killed by him. The truest expression of his love.
>>4070962Alastors gonna stop killing as soon as he figures out people are into it, poor baby is gonna be hiding from his fans
>>4070972Alastor's going to invest in angelic weapons to stop us all coming back for more.
>>4071044How mean! Completely unrelated but there needs to be more deer injury recovery fics, with people helping him
>>4071064That would be nice. It used to be quite a popular thing in RA, with Lucifer finding out he's injured and fixing it for him, but I have no idea if it still is. It's a cute scenario though.
>>4071099I have not even attempted to take a look at any RA stuff, just not worth it, but it’s always a cute scenario, the hurt/comfort fics are great, even if a lot of them can be a bit samey
>>4071110I just remember it because when I was really into RA it was in like every other fic after s1. I’d love to see more with other ships though. I wonder what’ll happen with it next season.
>>4071243No clue, probably Angel dust stuff as we know, but they have already done a lot of the major plots in the first 2 seasons, heaven, getting the characters introduced to each other, Vox and antics, sadly we needed more time with the characters settling their dynamics and feeling each other out, which we couldn’t get because we had a rush to the end. I suppose we will just be setting up the Charlie Lucifer and Lilith nonsense.
>>4071267I love how that artist drew his expression... I meant with his chest wound. He did show it off in s2 and it was hurting him, so surely he'll try and get it fixed? Or ignore it and have to deal with the consequences at some point.
>>4071288Oh yeah, lol. Im pretty sure Vivze said it healed it self as soon as the contracts broke, so I’m guessing it’s not gonna show up again, you never know
>>4071310She did? Lel that doesn’t make much sense, but then again VivziePop… we need more time to dig around in there.
>>4071383It should be somewhere in one of her interviews, though I did not her it directly from her, so I might be doing a little bit of a lie
>>4071432There are too many interviews with random bits of info, and I think half the time Viv straight up lies because she's incapable of being subtle and not spoiling her shows lel. If he's healed then it's kind of good, because he's not suffering from it anymore.
>>4071445We’ll have to see what happens, Viv is the least trustworthy with this sort of thing. Alastor is a strong deer so I’m sure he’s fine no matter what, would have been nice to see Charlie try to take care of him though, would have been like they where in the pilot instead of completely ignoring each other for a season
>>4071465I really hope this season has Alastor, riding high after getting his staff fixed and breaking free of his deals, trying to manipulate Charlie at her lowest. I know he’s meant to be interested in Lucifer but idk why they’d mention that he trusts Charlie the most and stuff unless it was actually relevant. Maybe Charlie, separated from her friends and father will reach out to Alastor as the only one she can see actually helping her to impress her mother. Actually thinking about it, they’re kind of alike in that they both push until they get what they want. I hope Viv doesn’t waste their potential for the sake of yaoi.
>>4071556That’s a parallel that I didn’t see at first, that could be such a good thing to see done right! Im sure there already a fic of that buried underneath all the yaoi, probably pre show though sadly.
>>4071569I kind of wish I shipped Charlastor because no one wants to talk about stuff unless it’s a ship lel. They’d be a great example of “I can fix him” vs “I can make her worse”. Charlie going to extremes with Alastor’s help and he thinks he’s using her and in control only for Charlie’s spirit to pull through and flip it back on him and get him with the power of friendship. It could be good, better than magical healing yaoislop anyway.
>>4071571Shipping is an easy way to test character dynamics, course general interactions like friendship or rivalry’s are common, but usually shippers turn those into ships instantly. Unfortunately the show snuffed out a lot of good fics, for the sloppiest of stuff. Can’t wait to hear 3 forgettable songs about it! Chalastor was great, I wasn’t a fab of it originally, but the dynamics work well. Also it is a great filter for finding the riff raff.
>>4071575I get on well with Charlastor shippers in general, it’s just annoying sometimes because I only see them in a non-romantic way so that kind of filters out a lot of conversation. I guess it’s kind of chill these days since we all know Viv hates it so it’s definitely not happening. I think I could have enjoyed some toxic Charlastor though. There’s a lot of dynamics that will never be explored and that’s sad.
>>4071588Extremely sad. The show had the room for it too in theory! But what they went with excludes like 90% of the interesting stuff people wanted. Some toxic relationships with Alastor work so well
>>4071589I think pretty much any ship with Alastor would be toxic, at least to start with. Since he sees relationships as transactional and would try and manipulate the other person. Maybe in time he would mellow out and let himself be vulnerable.
>>4071590Somehow you got to worm your way in and make him need you and not the other way around, then you got him!
Working with Alastor on things can be such a pain
>>4071715He would spend the whole time trying to annoy you because it's funny and you'd get no work done at all.
>>4071716Then he would give you more work! I wonder what else Alastor could have done with his time in hell besides going around scaring sinners and overlords alike? He definitely had his radio show of course, what else? Maybe just an office to torture people with his silly bullshit?
>>4071720Maybe he spent his time in Mimzy’s club, or hanging out with Rosie in Cannibal Town. The idea of Alastor having a torture office is funny though, with a receptionist who brings you up to be tortured. Probably Niffty lel.
>>4071724We did see that one part in the pilot where Charlie jump scared mimzie, he would be the type to hang around a speakeasy like that, would flesh out their relationship a bit more as well! Just one of Alastors whims, he wanted to make something silly to torture people in, so he did it! Then he got bored with it, so sad!
>>4071751I bet hanging around with Mimzy would remind him of the good times they had together on Earth. It would give him a bit of an escape from Rosie's commands, and he could let off some steam by killing people that were after Mimzy.
>>4071817Just a bit of a distraction from things, like with the loan sharks
>>4071851Mimzy is a never ending source of entertainment. She’s lucky to have Alastor to clean up after her.
>>4071931Even lower pixel count deer then what I posted, lol. There has to be higher definition images somewhere out there. Let’s hope for Mimzys sake she doesn’t do anything to mess that little relationship she has up with Alastor
>>4071936Probably lel I didn’t recognise it when I grabbed it off Twitter, fluffy deer in a corset blinded me. I’m looking forward to seeing Mimzy again next season. Hopefully she tells us more tales of deer.
>>4071939Who knows, maybe if Alastor turns into a bad guy for a season he might do something to Mimzy, might be interesting. Deer makes us do crazy and silly things!
>>4071961Perhaps she makes him worse and encourages him, I can see her being petty about him turning her away. Screw the hotel, the old Alastor is back, yay.
>>4072006We will have to see, things might just end up resetting status quo style in one episode. Mimzy being the one to help push Alastor over the edge into his proper villain arc would be fun to see though, if done well!
>>4072008I can see Alastor and Mimzy basically enabling each other because it’s fun and they both enjoy the entertainment. It would have been nice to see them together in s2 when Alastor was pulling away from the hotel, like he goes to Mimzy’s club to escape them.
>>4072016Would have been nice to see him do more around the hotel as well, sadly a victim of Vivze completely redoing her shows story. Just a nice bar scene with the two would have been nice to see, him complaining to her like you said
>>4072034Yeah, it would have fleshed things out a bit. Mimzy asking why he doesn’t just quit, and Alastor saying he can’t, it’s not that simple. She doesn’t seem too phased to see him either after he was missing for seven years. I wonder how much she knows.
>>4072040If we had a 12 or twenty episode season it would be easy to fit in a few of those types of episodes. Fleshes everything out
>>4072043Filler would be good, even if it’s just a few small moments. Maybe they’ll get a few extra episodes per season, it probably won’t change much though. I like thinking about the things Alastor could get up to though, whether it’s in the show or not.
>>4072046Alastor is antics central, he could organize so many things for the hotel, or harass random people in the street or take one or two of the residents out to a nice dinner only to troll them
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