>>22269512Because normal functioning adults don't substitute water with soda.
>>22269533HELLO SIR DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE?
cocaine is zero calories
>>22269512It's gross and salty and thick. I'd rather drink Diet any day.
>>22269544how tf is it thick? Are you putting cream in it like a Mormon?
>>22269533Average adult was drinking alcohol for 99% of the water needs for most of history.
>>22269512way too acidic
I'm skinny so I drink real soda
>>22269784For most of history the average adult was drinking far lower ABV beer than what people buy today for the purpose of the antiseptic effect, wetbrain.
>>22269784basically kombucha, low gravity stuff
>>22269512regular coke zero isn't even the best sugarfree coke, vanilla is, which has the honor of outright tasting better than vanilla with sugar
Been enjoying the butt sodas lately, especially the Poppi varieties from costco like the cranberry. 30-35cal per can and they all have a nice tang compared to normal sodas.
>>22270197kombucha dick in my ass
>>22269512bix nood
>>22269784>>22270193Thats an urban legend. If at all it was mostly a small wealthy caste who could afford that. If it was just for desinfecting the water, one could just boil it before drinking. Way cheaper than making actual beer out of it.It also must have been really low alc content (sub 2,5%) since alc just dehydrates you.
