New gift for the wife. Post your own
>>22269348>optical illusion cutting boardThat seems like a great way to cut yourself.
Happy for you and I'm sure she'll like it, but yikes.
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>>22269348have you guys tried those japanese rubber cutting boards and if so would you recommend?
>>22269353Why yikes?
>>22269348I saw a video about how those are produced and it's pretty involved. Cool gift. How much did that one cost?
>>22269370Holy poorfag
>>22269414The guy made it for $200 and it took about two weeks to complete
>>22269418?
>>22269370Thanks for submitting your board. Its a classic I think everyone has owned at some point. Everyone please submit your boards
>>22269422Not a bad deal for one made with a 3D effect technique, especially considering it was a custom order.
>>22269432He also threw in this smaller board and a jar of "board butter" for free which was cool
>>22269348Looks nice. The design is relatively tasteful as far as these things go.
>>22269406The execution of it is dire.
Here is my very functional but unexciting cutting board along with my trusty and overrated Victorinox santoku.
>>22269348Your wife’s boyfriend is so lucky he gets to eat your cooking!
>>22269449Why? What does that mean?
$42 on eBay. End grain cherry and walnut. 1 1/2" thick, with rubber feet.
Protip: don't cut onions on your nice end grain cutting boards. They absorb the smell and your entire kitchen will fucking reek. I learned this the hard way. It is very difficult to get the smell out.I now put a paper plate on mine when I cut onions.
>>22269454bad alignment and the design is a different aspect ratio to the bias, made worse by the channel routed through the design on some sides but not others.
>>22269348i make may own end grain out of scrap hard wood. it costs me a few beers and a friday night.imagine being a cuck and buying cutting boards. might as well just let jamal fuck your wife.
>>22269473You are not neurotypical, are you?
>>22269473autism isnt something you should brag about
>>22269473o shit that would bug the hell out of me. rip
>>22269449>>22269473Looks fine to me thanks for the input though im not a wood worker or craftsman so such details arent even noticed
>>22269348Let's see Paul Allen's cutting board.
>>22269474You sound like a massive faggot get your head out of your ass
>>22269472Why not just use a paper plate as your cutting board in the first place?
>>22269450Minimalist and clean thanks for your submittal >>22269465I like the pattern and colors very neat
>>22269502I'm not about to slam my nice knife down on a paper plate with hard countertop underneath it.
>>22269514Nigga how aggressively are you cutting onions?
>>22269521I mean sometimes if you go a few days between buying the onion and cutting it the dry outer layer gets kinda thick and it takes a bit of force to cut through it and you can end up cutting through it a bit more aggressively than you meant to.Or maybe I just lack skill.Yeah it's probably that.
>>22269495Like I said, I’m sure it’ll be fine. But you did overpay for what you got.
>>22269536The thing is symmetrical. You're just being extra.
>>22269567Pattern is wrong on one end
>>22269576You have autism
>>22269348Post gifts for my wife or my cutting board? If cutting boards I have an enormous cutting board made of black walnut that's nearly 3 in thick. If you mean gifts for my wife I got her one of those expensive Dyson hair curlers for her birthday this year.
>>22269576Where? I don't see it.
>>22269597There
>>22269600I was definitely looking at it differently. I see what the creator was going for. Maybe it doesn't work out so well for this particular pattern. The parts in red were the be the ends. The part in the green is the main repeating pattern. the parts in green should have been a different pattern entirely because at the bottom it can look like the pattern got messed up abruptly.
>>22269612>The parts in red were the be the ends.were to* be the ends
>>22269472Oil your board more.Mineral oil is cheap and works absolutely fine.
>>22269616I took that when I first bought it.I have since oiled the fuck out of it with cheap mineral oil from Walmart.
>>22269616>>22269619Oh, was assuming you replied to the image of mine.No, onions made my board reek after I oiled the fuck out of it.
>>22269472>>22269620I once took an old cutting board I had made and tried repurposing the wood by turning it on a lathe. The smell reminded me of rank onions in particular and it never came out.
>>22269348>for the wifeIs that one of those narcissistic male gifts where you say its for your wife but coincidentally you will be using it and you are OK with the design and of course you are thinking of what you'll be using the cutting board for when your wife forgets it was even hers because technically despite it being a gift, you paid for it.Yeah, you're an asshole.
>>22269525your knife isn't sharp
>>22269732No it's sharp AF I've cut myself on it multiple times.
>>22269734ok your knife that struggles to cut onions is very sharp my bad
>>22269744I mean it cuts paper.
I won't get a nice cutting board until I live with people who I know won't use it. Same with nice knives. What about "this is my shit and that's your shit" doesn't compute with people?
>>22269375It stains like fuck (there are dark ones available though) but doesn't get fucking rekt by knives like the other plasticky types and overall works pretty wellNot sure I'd recommend it over a decent quality wooden one though
>>22269375I saw a video recently where I guy recommended those overall but the comments were calling out that it was a sponsored video so I never know these days with equipment reviews.
>>22269657My wife asked for one lol stop assuming shit like a retard
>>22269794Always be skeptical of what the wife is asking you to buy. I don't trust that bitch.
>>22269798They say a healthy marriage is based on trust... never trusting your wife!
My board is a whole piece from a trunk of an ancient tree
>>22270099based and xiaolongbingchillingpilled
