This is a bit much, isn’t it? Six cheeses? How could you even distinguish between them?
>>22268948finally a good fucking thread.
>>22268948Each cheese plays it's own special role in your delicious journey
Papa John’s did this once and it didn’t work there either. Talk about a salt bomb.
>>22268948I've found that four and a half cheeses is the maximum number of cheeses a dish can have before they become indistinguishable from each other.
>>22268948>Old world styleAmericans really don't put six different types of cheese in every sauce?
You'll probably only taste the parmesan and cheddar
>>22268948It’s an ancient Italian custom on all hallows eve to have a feast called the Sauce of the 6 Cheeses
>>22268966That was a weird time for PJ's. Five sausages, one of which was kinda like a hot dog! Six cheeses!
>>22268948It's like a Six Demon Bag
>>22268966>double baconThat's where 80% of the salt came from.
>>22268948it's... orange
how many cheeses do you put in your bepsifor me its 5 (actually 6)
>>22268948Fucking hell don't open the variable amount of bean soup bag thread pandora whatever the fuck. Pandora's bean soup thread fuck
>>22268948They used to have a 4-cheese one but I guess that wasn't enough
>>22268948It sort of looks like the sauce and cheese mixture from that famous webm of the fat red faced man dumping bowls of Parmesan in his spaghetti and tomato sauce
>>22269268huehuehuehuehue
>>22268948This scares and confuses Europeans. They don't have the spending power to support such variety of products They cope by saying:>Another example of American decadence!>A variety of choice is bad! We only need 1 sauce to pick from!
>>22269407Americans think their food is good. That's the scariest part to me.
>>22269407>i prefer quantity over qualitywe know, shart. we know.
>>22268948>old world style>tomatoesamericans need history lessons, holy shit
>>22269407>The American wades into the conversation to seethe inexplicablyIt's funny how the only (likely) euros ITT (>>22269027, >>22269081) were joining along in good fun and keeping it sub-chauvinist but the humourless yank just has to have his international crash out
>>22269511It refers to the sauce, dummy. Do you really think Italians in Italy make tomato sauce the same way guido wops in New Jersey make Sunday Gravy?
>>22269511"old world style" does not mean "tomatoes are an old world crop". >holy shitcalm down
>>22269511In America, the old world is the Americas and the new world is Eurasia. Africa is the third world.
>>22268948Six cheeses INSIDE a TOMATO sauce?Doesn't work. Makes no sense.
>>22269331believe it or not, it actually used to just be 2. I asked the manager at Walmart, “who the fuck do you think you’re kidding?” and it was taken off the shelves the next day
Guys. Hear me out. Seven cheese sauce. Not six cheeses. Seven cheeses.
>>22269757Name seven (7) cheeses right meow
>>22269757You’re thinking way too small. Get 15-20 cheeses in a jar and then there’s a conversation to be had.
Guys. Hear me out. Cram the jar up your asshole and go to mcdonalds.
>>22269758Parmesan AsiagoPecorino RomanoMozzarella GruyereCheddarGouda
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>>22269758cheddargruyerejackie chan
>>22268948>6 cheese ragu is marketed as being part of your daily vegetable requirementkek
>>22270210amerishits consider pizza a vegetable and this surprises you?
>>22270244beetzer is a vegetable if it has vegetables on it. the tomato sauce alone isn’t substantial enough to make it qualify so just a cheese beetzer isn’t
>>22270248You’re a fucking vegetable, buddy.
>>22270249I used to huff refrigerant when I was a kid so you’re somewhat correct
>>22270244>amerishits consider pizza a vegetablenobody ever considered pizza a vegetable
>>22269035why the fuck is cheddar in an italian style tomato sauce
>>22268948https://theonion.com/fuck-everything-were-doing-five-blades-1819584036/
6 cheese Jeremy?