we got sandwiches at the office
>>22264984looks deliciousyou should have had that guy do the jim face into your camera
>>22264985No one ever knows what you're talking about.
>>22264984looks like it tastes like female anal
>>22264984I could knock back 6 of those and go back for seconds. Why are office luncheons so stingy?
>>22264984Boss man stuffing his hands in the bag of chips instead of pouring them on a plate, knowing he’s on your MySpace, is such a power move
>>22264984idk why there's so many paid JJs marketers on this boardi worked at one and the party platters were discontinued fucking years agothe ranch is also not new anymore, it's also not made in-store anymore, it's bought pre-made in jugsalso 3/10 platter presentation. you lost most of the points on not matching the folds
Fascinating to see how psychotic people can get at the mere sight of Jimmy John's being served in an office somewhere.
>>22264989>nobody knows what one of the most popular tv shows issure buddy.
Yesterday we had cupcakes and samosas. This spread is total weak sauce.
>>22264984that bread looks so sad
>>22264984I always love a good Jimmy tray. Only time I ever eat it is at work.
>>22264996Why don’t you have a job?
>>22265003I heard Jersey Mike's is better
>>22265002>the party platters were discontinued fucking years agoso JJ just doesn't do catering anymore? that's pretty bad
>>22265058no they still do they're just different now, they come in ugly cardboard boxes and are individually wrapped, making them a bigger bitch to prepare and they always look fucking terriblei know their logic was probably that the cardboard saved them 0.00001 cents per catering order, adding up to a whopping 69 cents saved across all 420 million locations per year
>>22264984jimmy john's is delicious.
>>22265016i own my own landscaping business. when i want lunch, i go to a pub and grab food and some drinks. does your jewish overlord allow you to do this?
>>22265068Don’t care, cardboard > plastic. Objectively.
>>222649844 / 10 if meh7 / 10 if hungry
>>22264984nice job anonwhat did you do to deserve this?
>>22265007It's basic but decent, like any JJ's sandwich.
>>22264991Hot
>>22264985Keked.
>>22264984Here's the sandwich I made for myself
>>22264984Are those hotdog buns? C'mon man.
>>22265142‘Made’ or ‘assembled’?
>>22264984Jimmie Johns is fucking disgusting, especially there bread
>>22265193There bread? Where bread?
>>22265168made
>>22265198Doubt
>>22264984How many feet?
>>22265003I'm double fisting and no one can stop me.
>>22264984>the pepewhy is it always the fucking pepe? the office I used to work at got these delivered all the time and it was always the fucking pepe, the most boring sandwich. the vito with jimmy peppers is a million times better but no one orders it.
>>22264984Looks pretty bad. Id go postal if I were OP. Better than eating the bosses shit I guess
>>22265005Reddit's that-a-way, cocksucking retard
>>22267208why do you think? it's a literal ham and cheese sandwich, it's not going to offend any picky eaters, so it's a safe default. it's the cheese pizza of jimmy johns.
>>22264993The office assistants who were stuck with setting up the lunch order were probably told, "we have to feed x people at $y a head." The shop that made the sandwiches claims the platter feeds z people ... where each "serving" winds up being a 4-inch segment. They probably also had to work in the budget things like salad, chips, and maybe cookies/treats too.And in the end, where the were told x people, 75% of that actual number showed up. Leaving a lot of leftovers, making you upset that you probably could've taken one more and not deprived anyone of food.Plus there's that platter of barely touched veggie subs they had to order to accommodate the 2 vegans in the office.
>>22267208the POS system had a preset button for ringing out these platters. they'd just end up being an assortment of the #1-6, with intentional bias towards the cheaper products. ham is cheaper than salami for example, so you'd get more pepes than beef or salami by design. BLT is excluded entirely from the preset button, because bacon is the most expensive meat. they also ring out in order, i can see the #2 on the bottom layer and a #5 on top, so i know that is what happened here. it's a 30pc & 15pc preset order.the JJs i worked at once got a $4000 catering order for box lunches, and all of them were slims, which don't come with anything. it's just bread meat and cheese, some sammiches don't even come with cheese. i had to call and ask if they really meant to do that but they confirmed that they did.
>>22264984I thought it was lettuce and tomate, until I saw a peek of meat in the bottom corner sandwiches
>>22267441Every employee costs the company $500-$1000 per workday. They can't spend $10 per head instead of $5 per head for lunch?
>>22267441which will remain uneaten, because the veggie sub isn't vegan
>>22265142too much meat
Nobody cares workfag officefag
>>22267824Im a hungry man
>>222652142 I think
>>22264984
>>22264984>Why yes, I would like a lettuce flavored sandwich.FUCK LETTUCE ON SANDWICHES
>>22264993^This.They get to write it off anyway.I used to bring in Donuts for my coworkers, at least once a month.Perhaps one other person did too.The Management of this **** Fortune 100 company ***** never treated us to anything.scumbags
Im imagining how thick that dudes hog is, I kinda like how his hands look. I'd let him too me probably.
