What's the alcohol equivalent to drinking black coffee?
>>22263786A beer?
>>22263786Whisk(e)y neat
>>22263786Yeah neat Whiskey probably. Scotch in particular.
>>22263823>>22263827no because black coffee actually taste good while whiskey taste like shit
>>22263786Isopropyl
>>22263786Stout beer. It even looks and tastes like black coffee.
>>22263830They both taste like shit but the manchildren that drink them will immediately and unprompted inform you of such. That's what makes them equivalent. Not the flavor.
>>22263830You need to be 18 to post here
>>22263830It's an acquired taste. Same as black coffee.
>>22263838ESL as fuck
black coffee with alcohol in it
>>22263786A Nigroni
>>22263851I think that >>22263838 is an idiot with an idiotic take, but there was nothing ESL about his response and you just made yourself look silly.Coffee and whiskey are definitely both acquired tastes, though, and anyone who has the "I don't like it, so I can't fathom how anyone else would" mentality is clearly a low IQ person.
>>22263786>What's the alcohol equivalent to drinking black coffee?Kahlua
>>22263786Whisky neat
>>22263786vodka straight from the bottle
>>22263864I concur. I don't know if the "ESL" prick is just lazily shitposting, but it's a possibility that they're so fucking stupid and uneducated that they don't understand anything outside of the most base aspects of the language and hence think it's ESL. Either way, he's a fucking cunt.
>>22263786Coors
>>22263786Espresso Martini.
>>22263852So yeah, pretty much this.Drink in smooth style for first sip of bathroom if you're /x/biz/pol/ drinker.Or
Do whatever the fuck you want.
>>22263786kahlua.
>>22263786stout
>>22263786I suppose if you see black coffee as a base to be added too, it's kind of like vodka. If you see as more of a finished product unto itself, it's more like wine. I'd probably lean towards the latter analogy, despite drinking a lot of black coffee myself.
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>>22263786Vodka, no flavor, no brand, just water and alcohol.
>>22263786The gentleman's choice.
it's dry gin. the answer is dry neat gin.
>>22264210Gin is meant for females.
>>22263786vodka. if you wanna get into PURE alcohol, it'd be everclear or true moonshine. but if you want something that's actually drinkable on a regular basis, you'd want vodka.
>>22263786Straight vodka obviously.
>>22263823Exactly this
>>22263836Actual facts
>>22264170
>>22263852Coffee and aquavit is a great combo desu senpai
>>22264192No that's shooting espresso directly into your veins with a needle.
>>22263864I acquired the taste because I wanted to lose weight but black coffee still isn’t good, I’ll take my zero sugar energy drinks any day of the week
>>22264223Those 96% abv alcohols are often also more expensive than cheap vodka.
>>22264223>everclear not drinkableAdd water.
>>22263786Straight vodka.
>>22263786drinking anything cheap neat
>>22263854lol
>>22264170>flavored vodkaeww no
>>22268584>t. dilutes vodka with a mixer
>>22268616the problem is whatever they use to flavor it tastes awful much worse than the normal chemical taste. also he is diluting it by using so much ice just put it in the freezee
>>22263838>low eq autistic retard gets mad at other low eq autistic retards
>>22264210Theres just something so wrong about having gin neat, idk. G&T is just so ubiquitous and perfect and low effort to not make.
>>22263786Probably something edgy like absintheIf you actively tell people you enjoy your coffee black/like absinthe people will have the same idea of you, roughly
>>22263838i drink black coffee because i don'T want the extra calories>but it's only extra 10 calories!!1!i'm well aware
>>22263786I'm.in my mid 30s and prefer to drink the cheapest bottles of white wine mixed with juice. Is there anything wrong with that?
