bosh
>>22263723Okay fine. I admit it. I'm jealous. There, are you happy now? Goddamn limey son of a bitch
>>22265210I wouldn't be. It's the king of dogshite.
>>22263723I wish one of these would open in NYC
>>22263723>boshThis doesn't have any meaning though. Stop using it.
I always thought there was a real sausage inside but apparently the insides are just a lump of mushy mashed up gray meat. Notice how no ever posts the insides. Even finding a pic of the insides is hard. This is the only one I could find and I stole it from reddit.
>>22265341Oh, you're the arbiter of language, are you? Please state your credentials. Otherwise you're going to look like a fucking cunt.
>>22265222I can tell just by looking at it that it would taste good. Like a greasy dense hotpocket. It would have to be rotten or defective in some way for me not to enjoy it. It is the ideal Platonic state of food.
It's sausage week lads
>>22263723what does bosh mean? is it a euphemism for wanting to stick cock shaped objects up your asshole?
>>22265564See, this is what I thought was inside a sausage roll. That would be delicious. But apparently it's this >>22265348Can a UK lad confirm what's actually inside the roll?
>>22265566Bish, Bash, Bosh
>>22265348It's literally just sausage meat without the casing, you dim-witted faggot
This thread reminds me i have ready made pastry dough in the freezer.
>>22263723I've never been to the UK, but I wanna demolish some Greggs pastries if I ever visit.I bet they go well with the cheap strong cider you can buy there.
>>22266075It's not good. It's just cheap. Somehow the sausage roll has become this giant meme. It's great that someone can get something so cheap, but it's the low price you're consuming, not quality.
>>22266079You're probably right, but I don't have the most refined palate.
>>22266083You'd have a great time then. You can get 4 sausage rolls, a steak bake and a sausage, cheese and bean melt for under £10.
>>22266084That sounds like a great deal until you convert to CAD. God damn.
>>22263723One of my life goals is to spend a month in England living off meat pies and gregg's sausage rolls
>>22265348I dunno, ones around me just have a sausage inside
>>22266100get a load of this cool guy with a sausage in his roll
>>22265348>>22265999a sausage roll is always sausage meat with pastry around it. not like the american pigs in blanket with is a hotdot with bread dough around it
>>22265348That's normal for a sausage roll. They're not the most photogenic food, but I like them.
>>22266098>One of my life goals is to spend a month in England having diarrhea.
>>22266129But why? Why would they squeeze the sausage meat out of the sausage and into the roll? Why not just put a whole sausage inside?
>>22266795The pastry is the casing. Otherwise it would slide out with a comical penny whistle noise when you bite into it.
>>22265395You'd post a definition if 'bosh' even had one. You lose.
>>22266857Bosh means food. Scran means good. You can combine them into things like scranny bosh or boshy scran.
>>22263723biggest regret I have about my two or so days in the UK is not getting a GREGGS sausage roll
>>22263723>>22265190Faggot
>>22263723Daily reminder that mr bean cucked james acaster. Jane’s acaster’s wife legally divorced him for Big Bean Cock
Fancy a chicken bake and an eclaire me. Proper scran that
>>22266522Stop projecting, ranshit
>>22266915You literally have those backwards.>Let's get some scran.Is slang for getting something to eat.>Let's get some bosh.Is not a thing.
>>22266915NTA but bosh does not mean food and the fact that you don't know that says a lot about you.It's literally just a bullshit noise that fat drunks make when they're creaming themselves over something. It doesn't even have to apply to food, really.And it barely classifies as language because it doesn't convey any message in the same way that dogs barking at each other doesn't convey a message.Not that any of this matters since 90 percent of the users here are facetious wankers trying to fit in by slinging tired memes at each other ad nauseum.
>>22267050What about >Let's get some boshy scran
>>22266915>>22267050>>22267118>>22267126You are all wrong.>Scran means food or grub and as far as I am aware it's only used by Scousers (people from the Liverpool area)>BoshIsn't really a thing anybody says, it's a bit of a meme (along with adding 'me' such as >>22266937>Fancy a chicken bake and an eclaire meor>I luv me a sausage rollNobody says it, except for foreigners pretending to be British or a Brit winding people up) If anything - Bosh means 'Job Done' and it comes from 'Bish Bash Bosh' which means the same.Hope this helps>t.English
>>22267277Adding me to the end of sentences is aboslutely a thing and scran is a common word. Saying fancy id common as well. You very clearly are not British or at very least you're from some southern shithole full of wogs.
>>22267382nta, but nobody would construct the sentence "fancy a chicken bake and eclair me" outside of Oliver fucking Twist. All that was missing was a "gorblimey guvna" . What the fuck are you on? Fancy that you're a bit of a twat me. Nobody uses "wogs" anymore, guvna. Gorblimey you cunt. Now excuse me, I'm orf ta sweep me chimney so I am
>>22267388Southerners are scum and this is all the proof I needed. No but really, travel to yokrshire and you'll hear people say "I fancy x me" every day. Wog isn't exactly uncommon as a joke either. I'm pretty sure 4chan latched onto this stuff his the norf fc memes so that's likely why it feels alien to you as a southerner.
>>22267399I'm not a southerner. That's another fucking meme, ooh I'm north you're south ooh we hate each other.
>>22267402Again that's not a meme there Is a very real class divide. I don't think you're English at all to be honest.
>>22267418>class divideFuck off. It's not southerners = rich, northerners = poor. Yeah if you want to do the northern bastard / southern ponce thing, then great, but that's much more 80s / 90s. I'm from the Midlands, so I've been called both a northern bastard and a southern ponce. Neither register with me. I suppose out of the both, having a crowd call us "dirty northern bastards" is the one which is fucking hilarious.
>>22267422You're baiting aren't you. My bad for falling for it.
>>22267425Fuck off you prissy little wankstain. I did forget that the northerners are very chippy still. What a fucking pussy.
Is greggs one of those places i'm just gonna have to visit if I go to the UK?
>>22267425>my badMy bad? Are you fucking serious? And you reckon you're British? Fucking hilarious. Nobody who's British would use "my bad". You fucking twat. That's yank bullshit. Cunt.
>>22267399Northerners and a chip on the shoulder, name a more iconic combo.
>>22267382None of that is correct, you're just making things up to make yourself sound 'hip and cool with the homies'. I agree with the other anon, you are just trying to make something out of nothing whilst pretending you are some sort of 'salt of the earth Northerner' Americans may believe you but us Brits know you are full of BS.
>>22267463>us Brits
>two retards fighting to see which is the most inbred islander among themKekI'm an American and just chiming in to say a British YouTuber I watch definitely says "fancy" and "me", as in "and then I'd lost me earphones" or "I'd fancy one of them meself". He's like 60 though.
>>22267427You can find better at a decent bakery but yes, it's worth a go. >>22267471No one disputes 'fancy' or with some accents saying 'meself' but throwing in the random 'me' isn't done.
>>22265348>I thought there was a sausage inside but it was just mashed up meat
>>22266795Because it's all being made in a factory that is extruding emulsified meat paste into sheets of pastry before they roll into an industrial oven. They're isn't a little guy opening packets of sausages and squeezing out sausage meat from casings one by one.
>>22265348Fuckin hell still would, you little pussy
>>22263723Had a proper sausage roll from a donut shop in Canada. Do they traditionally out that much allspice in it? Jerk sausage roll with roast pepper mush could be a nice idea.
>>22267485>Do they traditionally out that much allspice in it?Allspice?I have no idea what you ate in Canada.
>>22267426>>22267428A pair of baiting foreigners
>>22267474People say me me at the end of sentences every single day where I live. You are a moron.
this thread is making me want to go to greggs for lunch
>>22267500I'll put it into your language:I apologiZe. My bad. Fancy it's my bad, unironically, me. Bro. It's unironically my bad bro. I'll go go back to scranning with me wogs, bosh! My bad. I'm some suvverner, and you're norf. Ooh that class divide eh? Norf and sarf. My bad. You're "Yorkshire" and I'm dahn wiv da wogs, me, innit bruv? Unironically fancy so's I am guvna.
>>22267521You're a bit weird mate I'm not gonna lie to you
>>22267523Yes! I told you it's my bad bro fucking unironically. That's what I said bro: my bad. And as you've said just now: not gonna lie. ngl. That's a little phrase used so much over here. Not gonna lie that not gonna lie is heavily used in this country bro. I'm not gonna lie that it's my bad here unironically. When we order takeout it's usually Gregg's bosh scran bosh me fancy
>>22267528alright mate have a goodun. Freak
>>22267530Ya, unironically we use the word freak over here a lot, not gonna lie. My bad for doubting your locality bro. Norf FC innit bruv? Bosh the scran fancy that me.
>>22263723If you put a sausage in a half-sandwich maker between some bread it's kinda similar
>>22267556>pastry = breadGolf clap
>>22267576Idk how to make pastry
>>22267428Seems a bit incongruous... how're they going to say it? "eee, it's mah bad lad ent et?" implausible.
>>22266098Why would you wanna live like a 60 year old geezer from Yorkshire? That lifestyle is only bearable if you watch footy and drink stella all day
>>22267588You can buy puff pastry in the freezer aisle.
