i mastered the art of stopping the microwave at exactly 0 seconds left so that my step dad doesn't scream at me for being in the kitchen at 2am
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>>22261353nta but my oven beeps loud as fuck not only when it's done preheating. and by beeps I mean plays an ear piercing 10 second chime.
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Why are you a grown man that needs a stepdad?
>>22261360I'm not OP I own my house I don't need instructions to turn off the beep
>>22261343>step-dadCan't imagine being this cucked.
>>22261366i don't care.
>>22261369You care enough to repeatedly come back and reply
Too stupid to figure out how to use the mute function?
>>22261363in most cultures its not uncommon to live with your family into adulthood. only in the US which has been cucked by the ownership class is it common to move out at 18 and start paying rent to some stranger, if you stay at home you can help your parents and invest in your own family instead of some rich dudes portfolio
>>22261374Most microwaves don't have a mute function. Some people disassemble their microwaves and rip out the piezo speaker.
>>22261371that i do.i don't care that you don't want to mute your oven, though.i only offer info.
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>>22261378This is just false
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>>22261384I tried this years ago. Doesn't work and isn't listed in the manual as an option.>>22261390Actually it's just true. Weird how that works.
>>22261378I've done that lol.
>>22261377Yeah just keep telling yourself that. Wasting your youth living with your parents instead of being independent and learning how to be an adult is a great idea. Wait till your 30+ to move out it's way more fun to do that then to enjoy your early 20s in your first apartment way better to just live with your mommy during that time.
>>22261407I'm 35, i've saved up over a thousand dollars just by living at home, what do your savings look like? i bet you live pay check to pay check
>>22261400>I tried this years ago. Doesn't work and isn't listed in the manual as an option.then the correct course of action is to stop using microwaves and place yours where it belongs.
>>22261413Holy shit ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS???
>>22261413i worked for $13/hour and was able to save up over $2,400 in 5 months while spending $100/week on going out to eat for lunch while working.while having two women, 1 pregnant, the other with 2 kids, living with me.you know nothing of money mangement.
>>22261414I got it for free. My dad stole it from a drilling rig workers dorm 10 years ago. I have thought about getting a nice Panasonic inverter microwave though.
>>22261423>I have thought about getting a nice Panasonic inverter microwavewhat an awful intrusive thought.don't let it win and see >>22261353
>>22261343Why not just set the time for longer than you want and open up the microwave at your intended cooking time?>>22261413>i've saved up over a thousand dollars just by living at homeBased bright future haver, GL bro
>>22261384As if everyone has some new space age smart microwave with a dedicated sound button.
>>22261425A microwave is just a tool and it's also not a tool with any direct replacement.
>>22261437oven is the supreme replacement since microwaves suck.>>22261432then unplug the fucking piece of shit and use your oven.
Anon, you need to tell your stepdad to go suck cocks, if he isnt already. All stepdads are cucks.
>>22261465I cant put a bowl of oatmeal in my oven and pull a piping hot bowl of oatmeal out 3 minutes later. Or heat milk up to 80 degrees for kefir in 60 seconds in a jar. Or soften butter instantly. I use my microwave all the time for things that cannot be done by another appliance without multiple additional steps or drastically increased time. It's just a tool. You can't fix every problem with a hammer but when I need a hammer I'm glad I have one.
>footage of step dad dealing with OP after losing too many nights of sleep
>>22261400Not true, no backsies
>>22261482>oatmeal>kefirwhy are you eating dogshit?>soften butter instantlywhy do you not own a butter dish like a sane person?
>>22261496Don't pretend to be retarded. And butter is not soft at room temperature in the cold months. I question whether you even cook food at all.
>>22261374i have been using microwaves regularly for most of my life now and don't know any of the buttons except HOT and STOP HOT, sometimes i misclick something and it starts doing algebra and that's my sign i'm not eating that day
>>22261419>while having two women, 1 pregnant, the other with 2 kids, living with me.Why would anyone want to live with that instead of their parents? Living with roommates is so much worse. Especially ones with kids. I don't care about sex or drugs so there is literally no benefit to me having my own place. I have saved tons of money not having to pay rent.
>>22261368>>step-dad>Can't imagine being this cucked.What's he to do then? Not let his mom get married?
>>22261558>Not let his mom get married?yeah he should be banging his mum himself
>>22261490OP is black and he got cucked by a white man damnnn
>>22261561There's gotta be a non zero number of mother-son couples like this out in the world right. For all the incest porn on the interwebs I'm sure someone out there would've tried to woo their mom or son and probably succeeded
>>22261587>There's gotta be a non zero number of mother-son couples like this out in the world right.you can never be sure.>I'm sure someone out there would've tried to woo their mom or son and probably succeededyou are talking to one right now!!!
>>22261591How did you do it? Do you do lewd stuff to her?
>>22261343>step dadI sometimes forget that other people live in hell
>>22261343Why the fuck can't you disable the beeps? I don't need a fucking beep to know the VRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM sound has stopped.
>>22261343>let it beepdon't microwaves beep if you stop them THOUGH?
>>22261587>anime poster>can't think about anything but the pornpottery.
>>22261504>Don't pretend to be retardedbeing correct is now being retarded?>butter is not soft at room temperature in the cold monthsdo you not have a heat in your residence?i leave my place at 70 year round and butter is soft.you're the odd man out, anon.not me.
>>22261792What can I say, I guess we are just a very horny breedYou cannot deny it's very hot though
>>22261533>Why would anyone want to live with that instead of their parents?because what kind of asshole brings 2 women to live with their parents?>Living with roommates is so much worse. Especially ones with kids.it was rough to deal with at first, but the alternative was allowing her and the kids to be murdered by an insane person that was going to suicide after shooting them.when we got to their place to pick them up the cops were taking 6 firearms off of him.we drove across the country risking speeding tickets the entire time just to get there fast enough.he was exhibiting signs of disaster for awhile.he died of an overdose a couple years later.>I don't care about sex or drugs so there is literally no benefit to me having my own placesex is a thing that happens, drugs is a thing that exists, but doesn't always happen.>I have saved tons of money not having to pay renti'm glad, anon.but not everybody gets that hand dealt in life.some of us are designed to suffer so others may continue to live.
>>22261798>You cannot deny it's very hot thoughin order for something to be denied it has to be true.fucking your own mom isn't hot, anon.
>>22261766You can. Stop being stupid and you’ll have no problem with this.
>>22261800>copeyou did this to yourself
>>22261804>implying a net negativeodd take, anon.odd take.
>>22261807>suffering is a positiveright back at you buddy
>>22261816you must not be wired for it.i'm sorry that if the left ever gets their way that you will be incapable of fighting your way out.
>>22261407When you live at home, you don’t HAVE to depend on your parents for everything. It’s like having roommates but they’re nicer to you.Well, assuming you don’t have shit parents. I cooked and cleaned for them regularly, ran errands for them too. So there’s plenty of opportunity to learn independence if you’re not retarded.I saved enough money to put a down payment on a house. Then again, i have wonderful parents. The older i get the more i understand how much of a privilege that is. It’s easy to spot damaged people with shit families now. Some are functional members of society but they have weird chips on their shoulder, kind of like you
>>22261819Looking down on people who didn’t choose to suffer is a very strange way to live. I could have had an easier life by abandoning people i care about as well, but it doesn’t make me better because i chose the harder path.
Lmao look at this poorfag,modern microwaves can be controlled through apps now
>>22261343Impressive... well done.Now, let's see if you can master the art of being ready to put your food in the oven as soon as the pre-heat is done.
>>22261343Tell your step dad you're a growing boy and you need to eat and that hes lucky you're letting him fuck your mom and hot getting stabbed to death in his sleep.
>>22261407Idk i wish I stayed at home in my 20s but I wanted to move out with my girlfriend who my parents hated (we were both drunks) and immediately my parents used my bedroom fot storage because they finally had more space. Im good now in my late 30s but man 25-31 was ROUGH my early 20s were fun independent and rent was cheap and money was everywhere. But you hit a point where it gets a bit overwhelming, you invite women over who steal you hang out with your late night kitchen staff who just wants to go drink at strip clubs, all kinds of shit. If I stayed at home with my parents id probably have a million dollars saved up
>>22261902App connected devices are usually garbage
>>22261407I moved out for 5 years and then moved back in with my parents when my job let me work from home. The ridiculous amount of money I saved outweighs muh freedoms.
>>22261407As a woman there's no downside to living with your parents at any age. We don't care about sex so there's literally NO downside.
>>22261343>My stop dad
>>22262210Weird larp>>22262212
>>22262210can i slide into your dms
>>22262210Women absolutely care about sex. They just lie about how much they have.
>>22261418One million dollars
Imagine if apartments and houses were built with even a moderate amount of noise dampening in the walls
>>22261343Totally stupid thread. Turning on the microwave wakes up the whole house.
is your dad cute? did you ever go through his phone and find his nudes?
