>gabagoolitalian isn't a serious language
Gabagool is an American bastardization of Capocollo. It's not that Italian isn't a serious language, it's the Americans making up words because they're not really Italian and don't know the language.
>>22260913Neither is French. Its just Dutch with a mouthful of peanutbutter and cock.
>>22260913That's just the Neapolitans.
>>22260921And Dutch is German spoken by a concussed alcoholic.
>>22260913>>22260921>>22260922>>22260923None speak the divine language and we are lesser for it. Perhaps one day we'll overcome our hubris.
>>22260920i thought it partly came from the silician language or something.
>>22260936It's from the Neapolitian name for it, capecuollo, which sounds kinda like gabagool the way they say it. Kinda.
>Food & Cooking
>>22260945kiss your mother with that mouth?
i've tried thinnest cut, i've tried thickest cutcapicola has a good standing in both, try it outone day we can afford a whole capicola and just eat it as the sausage
>>22260920I came here to say this.
>>22260926Protip: the divine language is violence
>>22260920All words are made up.
>>22260945Fudancukan
>>22260943We're the only part of Italy that has a schwa sound, which is incredibly difficult for other Italians to pronounce so my guess is that when they got to America and encountered capocollo for the first time, they simply omitted the final schwa. This is extremely apparent in other "Italian" American pronunciations of food words from Neapolitan, such as mozzarella becoming mozzarell and prosciutto becoming prosciutt. Both words end in a schwa in Neapolitan. Over time, because their greasy wop dego descendents couldn't pronounce diphthongs at all, the UO diphthong was flattened into a long Ū sound.>>22260936Nope. It's definitely Neapolitan but both the p/b merge and the c/g merge happen in Sicilian and Calabrian pronunciations ergo, when Sicilians and Calabrians first encountered capocollo from Neapolitans in the US who called it by its Neapolitan word, capecuoll' (I'm using the apostrophe here to denote the schwa), the P became a B and the C became a G.Basically, "Italian" American pronunciations of Italian are a mushmouth bastardisation of how poor, illiterate southerners spoke a hundred years ago.This is made all the more difficult with Neapolitan being both its own language, descended of Oscan rather than Latin and therefore familiar-sounding but wildly different from Latin-descended languages, and a dialect of Italian, combining both languages into a third, pidgin language. And I just realised that most people probably wouldn't know this but Oscan is an ancient Italic language, a cousin to Latin, that mostly died out after Roman conquest of the South. Other languages descended of Oscan, like Sabellic and Samnite, died off quickly but Neapolitan persists to this day.Here are some examples of Oscan:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tabula_Bantinahttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cippus_AbellanusQuite different from Latin. Compare it for yourself.
>>22261649If even other italians can't pronounce it then I fail to see the issue with americans changing it.
>>22261649>poor, illiterate southerners Italy, the country.
>>22261021actually it's mathematics
>>22261224what about words like hmm or uh
>>22260920>It's not that Italian isn't a serious language,It's not even real, italy is a fake country with china tier unintelligible dialects between regions forcibly cobbled together by politics
>>22260913looks like garbage
>>22261783All Italians speak Italian on top of their regional dialects, and many don't even speak in their regional dialect in fact, they only speak Italian. Dialects are spoken between friends and family, but if you go into a shop people will speak to you in Italian no matter where you go
>>22261811Its just sliced meat you autistic
>>22261772Nope. Italy actually invented public education, with the first free public school opening in Southern Italy in 1596. The second specifically opened in Naples just a few years later. The problem is that education was exclusive to cities and the vast, vast, vast majority of "Italian" Americans are descended of rural farmers as city folk didn't generally have any reason to emigrate abroad. Rural people abandoned entire villages to move to the Americas. City people stayed put.Also, the Montessori method of early education, a teaching tool so profoundly effective that it's still used, mostly unmodified, to this day the whole world over, was created in Italy in 1907.>>22261697It's more that they never had a chance to begin with but still display the typical American arrogance of their way being correct when it simply never was.Their ancestors spoke the Italian equivalent of Jed Clampet's hillbilly mouthfarts that they further chewed up and shat back out again yet think this is proper Italian. It's not even proper dialect.>>22261827>if you go into a shop people will speak to you in Italian no matter where you goNot even remotely true. I can spend the day entire day going into and out of any shop on via Cilea in Naples and not speak any Italian at all the entire time because, again, Neapolitan Italian dialect is still a fact of daily life even if the Neapolitan language isn't as common now as it once was. You could, of course, speak Italian at any shop in Naples (and if you have a different accent or cadence, a Neapolitan will speak to you in Italian) but locals speak to locals in an entirely different manner no matter where in Italy you are.>>22261783We still speak standard Italian, bro. The only parts that don't are val d'Aosta (French) and parts of the Northeast (German, Rumansch and Resian).Even areas that speak non-Italian languages like parts of Calabria (Albanian), parts of Puglia (Griko) and parts of Sardegna (Catalan) still speak Italian, too
italians aren't real. they don't exist.
>>22261911>Not even remotely truesounds like it's at least remotely true thoughever
>>22261917You're thinking of Ashkenazi "Jews", who all trace themselves back to a handful of non-Jewish Slavic women. Jewishness is passed matrilineally so no Ashkenazi can ever actually be Jewish unless s/he has a non-ashkie female ancestor somewhere down the line.
>>22261911>American arroganceAs if Italians and the French aren't the most arrogant people on the planet, lmao
>>22261926>Jewishness is passed matrilineallyAre you jewish? Because only jews believe that unironically. There's no scientific basis for this.
>>22261911Seethe harder you dago fuck. Italy is a shithole and America improved everything about it
>>22261967They're arrogant about their own cultures. Americans are arrogant about other people's cultures.
>>22262021First you should make your country stop being Brazil, but nominally richer, then you should boast.Why are mutts like this?
>>22261967Italians and French are proud of what they have, Americans are arrogant because the are proud of what they don't have.
>>22262021You seem very upset.
>>22262026He is very upset, wouldn't you be if you lived in the US today?
>>22260913lunchables pizza is basically gabagool on bread with sauce and cheese with a caprisun of choice
>>22260923I've been saying this for years. Dutch sounds like a drunk American pretending to speak German
>>22261911>it's not like that except where it is Alright then
>>22262025>Americans are arrogant because the are proud of what they don't have.holy shit, trvke of the century.
>>22261926Thats silly you are also the same people who build elaborate graphs of different Jewish phenotypes
>>22261911>It's more that they never had a chance to begin with but still display the typical American arrogance of their way being correct when it simply never was.You said yourself that even fellow italians can't pronounce the sound. At that point, no, changing the word is not a bad idea, but you seem set in stone that "America = bad" so I don't know why I'm trying to use simple logic here.
eyyyyy gabagool ova heeyia
>>22262326No. America = perfectly fine. "Italian" Americans = disgusting larpers who can't pronounce their own surnames and make having a tricolour tattoo of the boot into a personality.Furthermore, you misunderstand a few things, namely that • the word in standard Italian is capocollo• Sicilians, Calabrians, Puglians, Abbruzzese and Molisans can easily pronounce that (well maybe not Calabrians; those people talk all sorts of fucked up)• Neapolitan is another language or distinct from Italian and • people from those groups are simply unable to pronounce the Neapolitan word, not the Italian one.
>>22262022Americans don't really give a shit about other people's cultures.
>>22262025And what "doesn't" the US have exactly that France and Italy have? Don't worry, I'll wait, this ought to be real good.
>>22262467What the fuck are you talking about? Americans tend to obsess over other cultures, ranging from "this is so much better than what we have, look how fancy I am" to "whatever we do is better, no reason, it just is".
>>22262470>And what "doesn't" the US have exactly that France and Italy have?Well-done stuff, instead of weird, inferior copies.
>>22262139Samefagging your own insult to seem clever is really sad and pathetic. That's the only "trvke" in this thread right now.
>>22262476>Well-done stuff, instead of weird, inferior copies.Such as?
>>22262478Hey, look, it’s the mutt schizo, ready to claim that everyone who won’t play pretend about how great Muttland is is actually just one guy.
>>22262472> Americans tend to obsess over other cultures, ranging from "this is so much better than what we have, look how fancy I am"The amount of projection, holy kek
>>22262482>about how great Muttland is is actually just one guy.>>22262467>Americans don't really give a shit about other people's cultures.Boy, that sure is me proclaiming the greatness of the US, isn't it? Lmao
>>22262481This one is a bit hard to explain, especially to an American who didn’t grow up with the real thing. It’s the difference between the dessert your grandparents made and some commercial slop full of hydrogenated oil and HFCS. They may have the same shape and the same name, and the kid who only ever ate the latter will insist they’re the same.
>>22262487>Reddit space>Boy, that sure is me proclaiming the greatness of the US, isn't it? LmaoSo it seems.
>>22262492>This one is a bit hard to explain, especially to an American who didn’t grow up with the real thing. How exactly do you know what I grew up with, and what makes your version the “real thing”? Or is this just another case of people dressing up an ordinary dish in cultural mysticism and pretending Grandma’s cooking is some sacred culinary revelation?
>>22262481>>22262492Let me try to find a way to explain this so even an American can understand. It’s like going to a Divine Liturgy in a good Orthodox church: the sermon is good, the ceremony is ancient and meaningful, the message is sound, the building is beautiful, the chanting is amazing, people behave, and you can feel God.Then you go to an American evangelical mega church. Technically it's the same, a religious cerimony, the building is called a church, technically both are Christian, but it's just not the same thing.
>>22262496You've missed his point. He's comparing your grandmother's homemade hummingbird cake (an American Southern staple) to a Twinkie. I mean not literally those two things but think of it like that. He's not talking about his own grandmother. He is indeed appealing to the notion of the mythical culinarily omnicompetent grandma or abuelita, as you might know her by.
>>22262496>How exactly do you know what I grew up with, and what makes your version the “real thing”?As I was saying, it’s pretty hard for someone raised in a completely commercialized society to grasp the difference.Try to think of a restaurant where nothing feels like a game of pretend. It isn’t trying to look fancy to take your money, though it does look good. The workers aren’t playing cop or faking niceness for tips, they’re just polite and, often, genuinely nice. The food isn’t trying to look exotic and pretentious to get your money. It’s complex, and even obsessive in how it’s made.It’s the difference between a castle built for a purpose, warfare, and a Disneyland castle build to make money.
>>22262501>He's comparing your grandmother's homemade hummingbird cake (an American Southern staple) to a Twinkie.This guy kinda gets it, but a Twinkie is not a good comparsion, instead it should be compared with a commercialized recipe for a hummingbird cake sold in an American fast food restaurant trying a bit too hard to make it look "comfy".
>>22262498>Christcuck analogyFigures.>Then you go to an American evangelical mega church.You do realize the US has cathedrals, right, retard? Another case of a stupid jealous europoor generalizing about shit he knows nothing about. Typical. Don't know why I even bothered entertaining your dumb ass. Not going to get anywhere with you.This is located in our capital, by the way.
>>22262508Also, why do you guys have such a hard time grasping that if 999 out of 1,000 places are commercialized slop, the country is going to be known for commercialized slop, even if that 1 in 1,000 is actually close to the real thing.Yes, there are bound to be a few good, proper restaurants in the US. It’s a nation of 330 million people. But virtually everything will be the American version of it. Saying the US has culture is like saying Uganda has White people, it's not technically true, it's just very dishonest.
>>22262501No, I haven't missed his point. He's using a dubious food analogy to dress up his subjective interpretation as objective fact, backed by vague assertions about authenticity and analogies that contradict his own argument.
>>22262513Being unable to grasp doesn't mean you're right, it only mean you're limited...
>>22260913AYYYYYYYUYYE PAHSTA FAGGYOLI!!!!!!!
>>22262508>cathedralsWhen Americans stick strictly to copying Europeans, they can produce some decent copies. The problem is when they don’t.
>>22262508>Also, why do you guys have such a hard time grasping that if 999 out of 1,000 places are commercialized slopMega-churches do not constitute 999 out of 1000 examples.Secondly, there is no such thing as "the real thing". That's a no true scotsman fallacy. Like if I were to claim European potatoes aren't the real thing because they were indigenous to the Americas first, or European chocolate isn't a real thing because it was invented in the Americas first. It's a retarded argument based on sanctimonious gatekeeping masquerading as an argument. Which you're failing at by the way.>Yes, there are bound to be a few good, proper restaurants in the US.More than few. More than however many your country has, I guarantee it.> Saying the US has culture is like saying Uganda has White people, it's not technically true, it's just very dishonest.A very bitter comment from an irrelevant country whose culture is overshadowed by US culture. Sad.
>>22262528>Secondly, there is no such thing as "the real thing".It’s kind of sad that you have to pretend this just so the US can still be number one.>A very bitter comment from an irrelevant country whose culture is overshadowed by US culture. Sad.But this is worse. Whatever culture Americans once had has pretty much been erased by commercialization, and now you think the commercialization is your culture.
>>22262528>Like if I were to claim European potatoes aren't the real thing because they were indigenous to the Americas first, or European chocolate isn't a real thing because it was invented in the Americas first.You really can't understand, are you dense or are you being dense on purpose?
>>22262517What a pointless platitude.>>22262523>decent copiesMost of the time the US makes better copies that supersedes the original. I have yet to find a case where it hasn't happened. Of course, then the euros copy us, like with computer technology and weaponry.
>>22262537>Most of the time the US makes better copies that supersedes the original.I can’t think of a single time that’s happened. Take food: the US can make copies with more sugar and fat that make them ‘tastier’ from a certain point of view, but better? Hell no.>Of course, then the euros copy us, like with computer technology and weaponry.Americans aren’t bad at technical stuff, at least if we ignore the last 15 to 25 years. The problem is when Americans try to make something that is not strictly technical or commercial.
>>22262537>I need this weird ass webm to talk shit on European cuisineMeanwhile describing how Americans eat is enough, kinda funny.
>>22262534>It’s kind of sad that you have to pretend this just so the US can still be number one.Oh man, "pretending", thanks for the laugh. What operating system are you using right now? What CPU are you using right now?>Whatever culture Americans once had has pretty much been erased by commercializationOh, you're an adherer to the Frankfurt School, citing the same arguments by the retarded dipshit Horkheimer and Adorno. This just keeps getting better and better.Commercialization is the origin of most culture by the way. You think the Sistine Chapel was painted purely just to look at it? It was commissioned you retard.>You really can't understand, are you dense or are you being dense on purpose?The europoo-jeet flails in ad hominem when he cannot refute an argument. Desperate, angry, envious. He sits in the dark and seethes, drinking his Zywiec and smoking his American Marlboro cigarettes.
>>22262543>What operating system are you using right now? What CPU are you using right now?Kinda nice how you retreated from anything related to culture, I guess it's better, defending the US is possible when we move to technical areas. And I agree, American are, or at least used to be, very capable in technical areas.>Oh, you're an adherer to the Frankfurt School, citing the same arguments by the retarded dipshit Horkheimer and Adorno.I'm starting to get why your ideological slop comes from... to think the country can't even produce its own ideologies despite being that large.>Commercialization is the origin of most culture by the way.No, lol no. It's the origin of modern day american "culture", tho. It's like when you shit your panties and claim that actually everyone also does it.
>>22262540>Take food: the US can make copies with more sugar and fat that make them ‘tastier’ from a certain point of view, but better? Hell no.Who needs sugar and fat to do it? Most euro cooking is plain as shit. Just a pinch of salt and some white pepper and it's already an echelon above. Goes for pretty much every single dish ever invented in that godforsaken shit-heap. You should thank the US for carrying you through 7 decades, because it sure wasn't worth it.>The problem is when Americans try to make something that is not strictly technical or commercial.We already beat you in wine-making, cheese-making, sausage-making, what else? Okay, I'll give you Champagne.
>>22262543>Literally Me>Some mutt slop fictionA people whose outlook is as shallow as the commercial slop they’ve been fed.
>>22262546>Reeeeeeeeeeee, actually Europeans can't cook, you add salt and it's alreayd better... see the US is not worse.Now this is what I call coping.Also, American sausages are really shitty, the type of stuff only someone who grew up eating can tolerate.
>>22262546>We already beat you in wine-making, cheese-making, sausage-making, what else?I think this post is a good example of what Americans lack. The US doesn’t have great wine or great sausages. They’re decent at best, and almost all of it is low-tier slop. But even so, some people are obsessed with being number one and will make rankings to claim it’s actually the best. Too much effort goes into being number one in some metric, and too little goes into actually doing something good.American cheese is decent.
>>22262544>Kinda nice how you retreated from anything related to culture, Technology is culture. I wouldn't expect a europoor to comprehend that though. Probably why your continent lost cultural relevance a century ago, and now it's just Japan, China, and the US.>I'm starting to get why your ideological slop comes from... to think the country can't even produce its own ideologies despite being that large.Butthurt retard angry I bitch-slapped the gods he worshipped. They're faggots, who deserve a noose around their necks. Nothing more, maybe a lot less.>No, lol no. It's the origin of modern day american "culture", tAgain with the Horkheimer pseud-takes. Would you hop off that jew's dick? Jesus it's annoying. He's been BTFO for decades. There's a reason he's only taught in liberal arts colleges anymore.
>>22262550>muh commercializationKeep repeating the Frankfurt school like the cock-sucking faggot you are. Not going to change a thing, and it will only make you seethe harder as your country continues to fail. Don't worry, I won't mind talking to your Pakistani replacement in 10 years. Maybe he'll be more entertaining.>>22262550>NOW THIS IS PODRACINGSure is!>>22262557>doesn't have great wineAccording to French experts during blind taste tests, we have some of the best wines in the world. You're free to cope and seethe though. You've been doing it since I posted ITT.
>>22262558>Technology is culture.Technology and nominal wealth are all the US has left, and it’s very hard to say how much you still have to be proud of beyond "we did it before the Chinese".Like when it comes to space exploration, Americans still repeat "we did something 65 years ago), while the world moves ahead and leaves them behind.>Butthurt retard angry I bitch-slapped the gods he worshipped. They're faggots, who deserve a noose around their necks. Nothing more, maybe a lot less.>Again with the Horkheimer pseud-takes. Would you hop off that jew's dick? Jesus it's annoying. He's been BTFO for decades. There's a reason he's only taught in liberal arts colleges anymore.The worse part is that Americans once had a culture, or many of them, and we can still see some traces of what once was.
>>22262562>According to French experts during blind taste tests, we have some of the best wines in the world.That’s the problem. According to some irrelevant ranking or event, what you have in the US is number one, but outside that compulsive validation-seeking, everyone knows it’s very far from the best.It's like with industrial equiment I work with, everyone knows who makes the best stuff, no matter how many times some Americans try to claim they are the best of the best.
>>22262564>all the US has left!Oh no! You mean the very basis of modern day society and the entire future of humanity?>and it’s very hard to say how much you still have to be proud of beyond "we did it before the Chinese".Isn't that what you're proud of though? "Being the first" (while not really being the first)?>Like when it comes to space exploration, Americans still repeat "we did something 65 years ago), while the world moves ahead and leaves them behind.And how is the world leaving the US behind? BRICKS? Oh yea, that sure worked out for Venezuela, lmao.>The worse part is that Americans once had a culture, or many of them, and we can still see some traces of what once was.Oh no, I'm vanishing, I'm vanishing, help! Meeeeee-BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>22262571>You mean the very basis of modern day society and the entire future of humanity?To think mutts actually believe in this...>Isn't that what you're proud of though? "Being the first" (while not really being the first)?No, I'm proud of people who do it right, but I don't think you can even grasp what a proper restaurant is like.
>>22262571>And how is the world leaving the US behind?China mogs the US on pretty much every metric, by a wide margin. But it should hard to see how things goes when you believe some "we mutts invented the very basis of modern day society and the entire future of humanity" unironically...
>>22262569>according to some irrelevant ranking/eventAnd what are you, if not an even more irrelevant ranking? Who are you to judge globally based on merits that you have not discussed or posted? You are nothing, nobody, and you have nothing, but the shitty bread your local bakery produced down the street, that you wince as you swallow it down, pretending it's high culture, when it's merely the best some peasants could make with dogshit wages in a destitute, impoverished country, subsisting on the security the US provided it through military funding.This is why nobody takes Europeans seriously, especially Americans. And this is why you continue to fail on the global stage. You refuse to have any humility and pompously declare yourselves better than the world superpowers.You're pathetic. I hope you know that. And no amount of cry-posting or attempted cyberbullying is going to change that. It's just going to make me laugh.
>>22262579>China mogs the US on pretty much every metric, by a wide margin.What metrics are you looking at?The US economy is approximately 58% larger than China's.US GDP per person is approximately 6.5 times higher.In 2025, the US spent approximately 2.8 times as much on its military as China.The US has a slightly higher life expectancy according to the World Bank's 2024 data. It's marginal, but still higher.About 95% of Americans and 92% of Chinese used the internet in 2024.Safely managed sanitation coverage was 97% in the US versus 69% in China in 2024China's population declined by about 0.2% in 2025, while the US population grew by about 0.5%What fucking metrics, sperg-burger?
>>22262582> You are nothing, nobody, and you have nothing, but the shitty bread your local bakery produced down the street, that you wince as you swallow it down, pretending it's high culture, when it's merely the best some peasants could make with dogshit wages in a destitute, impoverished country, subsisting on the security the US provided it through military funding.>This is why nobody takes Europeans seriously, especially Americans. And this is why you continue to fail on the global stage. You refuse to have any humility and pompously declare yourselves better than the world superpowers.>You're pathetic. I hope you know that. And no amount of cry-posting or attempted cyberbullying is going to change that. It's just going to make me laugh.Let’s be real. No one takes Americans seriously when you claim your cuisine and food are the best, or even that it’s good, and that’s why you’re having this little episode of yours.Trying too hard to look good on rankings and formal metrics doesn’t make up for not being good in practice. The same way repeating "I'm so funny, I got 300 laugh medal wards" doesn't make a guy funny.
>>22262588>Reeeeeeeeeee, we are number one in these metrics... we are doing so much better...Yeah anon, China doesn't mog the US in production, research and development. It's mutts, not the Chinese, who have a bright future to look foward to...
>>22262588Being powerful is like being a lady. if you have to tell people you are you aren't
>>22262589The best? No, but among the best? Absolutely. Anyone who isn't blind or propagandized can realize that. >or even that it’s good, and that’s why you’re having this little episode of yours.Little episode he says, after he unconditionally started flame-baiting about America, then got butthurt when he was challenged, lmoa.>Trying too hard to look good on rankings and formal metrics doesn’t make up for not being good in practice. The same way repeating "I'm so funny, I got 300 laugh medal wards" doesn't make a guy funny.It actually does make a guy funny, if he can consistently make people laugh. More weird, contrarian assertions that don't hold up to even the slightest criticism.>>22262595动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门
>>22262601/pol/ mutt is upset the us is not number onehow many threads you already filled with this /pol/ crap?
>>22262601>The best? No, but among the best? Absolutely.>Anyone who isn't blind or propagandized can realize that.Let me repeat it. Trying too hard to look good on rankings and formal metrics doesn’t make up for not being good in practice.That's why no matter how rich the US became, it never really fit with Europeans, it's not about money, it's about civilization.
>>22262603>gets btfo>proceeds to make wrong statements angrily crying behind his maskebry tiem
>>22262601>The same way repeating "I'm so funny, I got 300 laugh medal wards" doesn't make a guy funny.>It actually does make a guy funny, if he can consistently make people laugh.That explains why you’ve bought into so many copes.
>>22262606>trying too hardHere's the thing; the US isn't "trying to look good", it simply exists. And you cannot stand that.
>>22262611And that explains why you think reality that doesn't align with your cardboard cut-out worldview are "copes".
>>22262607>Image of the US losing a war badly to Iran>Reeeeeeee, you got bftoMilitary power is another good example. No matter how large the budget is or how many metrics a country scores #1 in, that won’t make its military any good, and actual results in warfare show it.
>>22262614>losing a warShah status?
>>22262612>the US isn't "trying to look good", it simply existsCoping is no good, specially when you need to lie to cope.
>>22262614>that won't make its military any goodthis line of argumentation really went the way of the dinosaur when america straight up kidnapped the leader of venezuala
>>22262613>And that explains why you think reality that doesn't align with your cardboard cut-out worldview are "copes".>Saying he's funny a lot and trying to score high in some metrics actually does make a guy funnyYou need to stop being this stupid. It’s not good for you, and it’s not good for anyone who has to endure your posts.
>>22262619>saying he's funnyI never said I was funny though? Dumbass ESL's need to GTFO my board.>it's not good for youNeither is obsessing about America, sweety.
>>22262617>this line of argumentation really went the way of the dinosaur when america straight upWhen the US managed to occupy Afghanistan, and managed to occupy Iraq, and managed to make Ansarallah stop attacking ships bound to Israel, and defeated Iran, changing the regime, ending their nuclear program and opening the strait... The military may be the best example of American excellence: number one on all the metrics, but outright incompetent in practice.
>>22262622>Neither is obsessing about America, sweety.Again with this thing where you act obsessively, then try to pretend others did it.Do you really need to bring muttland numba one /pol/ stuff to every thread?
>>22262625>managed to occupy Iraq???
>>22262633>Seeeeeeeeee, we actually got the "victory" result in this metric we made up, ignore realityAnother very real American victory, comrade. The victory in the 3rd invasion of Iraq is even more glorious than the 1st and 2nd.
>>22262629>Again with this thing where you act obsessively, then try to pretend others did it.I'm not the one who came into this thread angrily commenting about other people's countries unprompted, junior. Maybe take your angry little dick energy and direct it at the Pakistani's raping your women and children. America is actually trying to stop that by the way.
>>22262635>EVERYTHING THAT DOESN'T ALIGN WITH MY PERSONAL OPINION IS FAKEOkay, guy.
>>22262637>Reddit space>Again, what if I pretend that others are doing what I do, then they'll look bad, not me.You're the one spamming /pol/ stuff on every thread.
>>22262633>Give control over the country to Iran>American victoryWait, was this the plan all along?
>>22262642>every threadThis is the only thread I've posted in, retard. Stop pretending every anon is one person.
>>22262644I know you genuinely believe that if you claim "This is the only thread I've posted in," people will buy it, but who do you think you’re fooling?
>>22262648Please, show me what other threads you're referring to so I can laugh at whoever is blowing you the fuck out in those too.
>>22262649>Reeeeeeeeeeeee, prove (convince me) that I did something, or else I didn't.I’m not the one you need to convince. You flood thread after thread with the same mutt /pol/ stuff, the same writing style, and the same coping patterns.
>>22262643Iran barely has control over its own country, what the fuck are you talking about?
>>22262654Take your meds, schizo. I'm not even a regular on /ck/, just saw the Sopranos thread, assumed there would be butthurt poveracci attacking America, and was not disappointed.
>>22262656Some people can’t handle defeat. Usually the same people who can’t handle their country not being the best, or not being good at something.
>>22262658Then, one day, without reason, everyone started to disregard whatever Americans say...
>>22262659>some people can't handle defeatLike you?
>>22262661And then you woke up.
>>22262663Do you really want to claim the US is a great country because it managed to win in Afghan, Yemen, Iraq, Iran...?
>>22262663Like the guy trying to claim the US didn't lose in Iran.>>22262659Stop feeding schizomutt.
>>22262674Iran hasn't landed one missile on American soil
>>22262718You're delusional or lying, not only about the last American defeat, but also about everything you said. Fuck off to /pol/
>>22262724Name one state Iran attacked
Another thread shat by schizomutt.
>>22261911>Calabria (Albanian)huh, didn't know that one
>>22263220There's an Albanian autonomous region in the central mountains populated by Christian Albos Italy rescued from ethnic cleansing at the hands of the Ottomans. There's a smaller coastal community of them in the Adriatic coast but I can't remember if it's in Abruzzo or Molise.
>>22261776yeah but you can't speak maths
>another thread ruined by people who cannot help but complain about Americans at every turnFork found in kitchen moment on /ck/
Babbity boopy?
>>22263236You're retarded.
>>22263249If you can't see such a basic fact then there is no hope for you. This entire thread is just fags complaining about America or Americans of some type. You've trained your brain to deny what your eyes show you.
>>22263254Yeah, the op started with an american mocking italians for a mistake actually made by americans. It's a double whammy of american stupidity.What other direction could this thread possibly take?
>>22263254No, you're simply retarded. Reread the thread and find me the first post shitting on an entire culture. Because other than mentioning American arrogance, which is a well-documented reality proudly celebrated by Americans, nobody was shitting on Americans/America until one American's fragile ego was bruised inadvertantly, jumped to the wrong conclusion and she/you started to lash out while taking a shart in the 'mart.I repeat: you are retarded.
>>22260913Why does (almost) every word in Italian have to end in a vowel? It’s annoying because it’s too many syllables. It also sounds a bit fruity. I for one am glad our ancestors shortened words by converting the vowel endings to consonants:Pasta fagioli > pasta vazoolCalamari > galamadMozzarella > muzarelProsciutto > prosciutt
>Why does (almost) every word in Japanese have to end in a vowel? It’s annoying because it’s too many syllables. It also sounds a bit fruity. I for one am glad our ancestors shortened words by converting the vowel endings to consonants.
>>22263275nip is the same way but they make up for it by not pronouncing all of the vowels
>>22261776Math Is a type of number not a language moron!
>>22262579What is the average penis size in China vs America though
>>22263265>because other than complaining about Americans by calling them arrogant, nobody was shitting on Americans until laterYou really shouldn't be calling anyone else retarded, anon.
>>22263904>t. trisomy haver
>>22261783Italy is more of a country than germanyBavarians,Saxons,Prussians were united by every other country on the continent wanting to bite thru their jugulars
>>22263236The thread was clearly ruined by the americans.Flooding with their stuff should be bannable.
>>22261911Protip: if it's how we do it, that's the only right way. There are no exceptions to this rule.
