We do things a little different here in downtown Missouri
>>22260261well they call it misery for a reason
>>22260261I mean, mayo on your freets is really good but that seems like an awful lot and also being dumped on top rather than served in a dipping vessel is just difficult. Is Mizura all about making things difficult and inefficient?
>>22260263This is a person who is not in charge of their life. They have no control over their destiny. “it is what it is” they say when someone dumps a bucket of mayonnaise on their fries.
>>22260263Wait until you find about those Dutch cones. Those are actually retarded.
>>22260272I used to get those at Pommes Frites back when I lived in New Yawk but they always served your dipping sauce in a separate vessel. I wouldn't like having it dumped on top at the wagie's wanton whim
>>22260276its the standard in europe, much more convenient and less disposable plastic involved
>>22260276They'll pour it on like that if you ask but yeah I just get it on the side, I like dipping fresh fries instead of having them quickly get soggy
>>22260261Thats a funny way of spelling the Netherlands, op
>>22260261that is an insane amount of calories to put on your fries, id rather just have a bigger portion without that slop on top
>>22260344I'll say it: I love soggy fries. You heard me. When they're soggy and you find a crispy bit still, that's what heroin is like I suppose.I stumbled across Samourai sauce which I think I see in your picture. It ruined my life, I had to throw the bottle away because I would just eat it by the teaspoon. I had it on a doner years prior where'd they just call it "hot sauce" and I never knew what it was but I'd always dream of it when waking up hangover.I say "stumbled" but really I just had to Google it. The doner was from a pretty famous chain
>>22260261>show me stateshow me the garbage can to throw that dogshit in.
>>22260263>dippingyou're fat and quite unredeemable.
>>22260261Mayo is incredibly popular on fries
>>22260344What's even the point of a paper cone then? Just serve it on a plate with dips aside.
>>22260467That's just the standard way they package it for everyone because they gets tons and tons of customers every day
>>22260261the implication that amerishit "states" have different "cultures" is quite hilarious
>>22260475the implication that you’re a moron is quite hilarious.
Where the fuck is downtown Missouri? St.Louis? We don't eat that here. KC? Never seen it there.
>>22260502without google, name some aspects of wyoming culture
>MiseryFor me, it's Booches.
>>22260509isolationism
>>22260475Exceptionally retarded europoor cope. Every medium-sized or above country has regional cultural differences.
>>22260597name the cultural differences between wisconsin and south dakota?
>>22260509Dunno because I live in a different state and their ways are unknowable. Checkmate faggot.
>>22260598cheese
>>22260344What are the sauces?
>>22260598You picked a bad one there because Wisconsin is big on their dairy culture and the great lakes. Shoulda picked Nebraska and Kansas where fewer people could adequately tell you how you're a retard.
>>22260612"we make milk" and "we have lakes" aren't culture, try again
>>22260625Kek. This. Every country has specific regions known for dairy.
>>22260625When the dairy is important to a place it becomes a big part of their culture, yes. You're just mad that you got blown the fuck out so easily because you picked one of the worst states on a fucking food and cooking board of all places to question the culture of. It's big enough there that fans of their big sports team wear hats that are styled after wedges of cheese god god's sake.>>22260628>Every country has specific regions known for dairy.Yeah and the dairy industry in those parts would be part of their culture. Why does it make you so angry that a state in america can care a lot about dairy and have that be part of the culture of that state? Does dairy itself make you angry because of the genetic profile of your particular ethnic background? I can't think of any other reason someone would hand-wave something like this unless they're just a seething foreigner who has never lived near a place where local people produce food that is important to them.
>>22260637Pic related is the leader of that culture.
>>22260509meth
>>22260746I didn't know that you're mother was so distinguished.
>>22260610Trying to remember. I think white = "frites sauce" (Remia brand), red = ketchup, dark brown = Irish curry sauce, speckled = dill lemon, light brown = "war sauce" (their combo of peanut sauce, mayo, and raw onions, really good), and the yellow-green is their version of aji verde
>>22260261DifferentLY*
>>22260637Imagine being proud of instead of embarrassed by this.
Culturally speaking, Alabama and Mississippi have less in common with each other than France and England do.
>>22260475>the implication that amerishit "states" have different "cultures" is quite hilariousThe fact that many of our "states" are larger than the so called "nations" in the EU is equally amusing. Oh and look, the GDP of California (€3.76 trillion) is larger than that of France (€2.98 trillion). Isn't that amusing?
>>22260628>culture is only culture if you're the first to discover iti guess everyone but the sumerians are hack poser writers
>>22261151>Reddit space>mutt cope>Isn't that amusing?I don't find amusing that Americans used to have many proper cultures and cuisines, and now it's all commercial slops.
>>22261168Certain stuff are a bit too generic, common and irrelevant to be taken as culture.Think about eating with forks and using the bathroom.
>>22261175>poser trying to pretend he has a little ur in him
>>22261183But if you really need to use "we consume dairy" as your people's culture and cuisine, then your people have no culture and cuisine.
>>222611913776 years later and you still can't get over the bad copper review
kansas cityfag here, where there fuck do they serve mayo on fries? I've never seen that before
>>22261206It's more common in rural regions, where still keep some of the Germanic customs alive.
>>22260509Gas station cuisine and generic brand sandwich cookies>>22260625Oddly Wisconsin cuisine has a lot in common with Western Washington and Oregon, big on dairy and also lots of fall fruits like cherries and apples and also nuts. I think there’s a lot of Dutch influence in Wisconsin as well
>>22260597The butthurt 'merican appears.
>>22261151Wow, Here she goes again with her Copium cylinder.
>>22261359Mid and northern rural Michigan are similar. Many fruit fields and orchards. Tons of farms and livestock. Tons of Amish people.
>this whole threadHoly shit, I didn't realize that foreigners were so insecure that they'd trip over themselves committing to the most retarded views just to get an opportunity to whine about Americans. It's like it's their entire identity to mald about a nation that barely registers their existence. Is there a term for this? It's hilarious in a sad sort of way.
>>22261687No, just amused about American hybris.
>>22260625Milk has a lot of culture
>downtown Missouri
>>22261728>hybris
>>22261359>a lot of Dutch influence in Wisconsin
>>22261767>American not knowing Ancient Greek again proving a point
>>22260598Euros and other states may not know this but the settlers who formed early Wisconsin were German, polish, Irish, British, and more. Basically every superior drinking culture from Europe settled here which created an ubermensch of drinking peoples that coalesced into the greatest drinking race to ever exist.Wisconsin is a lot like Russia, big on outdoors and hunting, can get lost in small towns and places you’ve never heard of. And yes they are highly developed alcoholics the likes of which could drink any European under the table.
>>22260771You sound like you are from a state where the #1 export is LGBTQ heavy focus on the T.
>>22261762That really doesnt fritte my sssauss.
>>22261687Your bait STINKS
>>22261687Get a (you) for how insecure you are with this bait.
>>22260261For a second I thought it was a poached egg and I was so with it. For some reason I've just been putting an over easy egg on everything. Yolk is so fucking good bros.
>>22262178I thought high T was a good thing?
>>22261206just goes to show how america has only one true city (nyc). everywhere else is provincial
>>22263350>just goes to show how america has only one true city (nyc). everywhere else is provincialChicago food scene has everything NYC offers except our quality is even better. I work and live in both cities. And, no, I don't like Belgian mayo on fries. My fav is black truffle shavings or the oil infusion.
>>22260261you can tell this picture was not taken in the US. That container is far too small for what an Amerilard would consider a portion.
>>22263531Nah man
>>22263668The server's arm is far too white to work in the American food industry
>>22260261looks good op!every time we got guests from the usa, I buy them fries with mayo. they always look disgusted but I insist. i tell some bs about my heritage and that it's an insult to my ancestral culture to deny food.they gobble it down, with that hint of sickening.they say it's good and they like it.i know they lie. this just makes it sweeter for me.all this entertainment with naive burgers for company expense. it could only get better by them crying
>>22260637>our main cultural identity is that we have a higher concentration of factories that make shitty versions of European cheeses than other statesincredible, US states truly are more diverse than most countries!
