I bought a rotisserie chicken, what are some fun things I can do with it?
>>222582351. make a dipping sauce from mayo and horseradish2. rip it apart and eat it with your hands
>>22258235Eat it, save the bones and carcass, roast and boil them to make delicious stock.
you could probably datamine on on 4chan with your fabricated story about buying a chicken and posting a google images cap despite owning a phone with a camera on it
>>22258256Would you be less of a faggot if I took a picture of a store bought rotisserie chicken?
>>22258261Chicken noodle or tortilla soup
haha i just RIP IT APART WITH MY HANDS hahah that' so me just in front of the fridge and i RIP IT UP WITH MY HANDS and just eat the meat like an ANIMAL hahaha that's so a single guy thing to do like ME
>>22258235>what are some fun things I can do with it?
>>22258305>just let me break out the carving set for a softball sized rotisserie chicken
>>22258235Eat the wings, drums, thighs. Shred the breast and >>22258250 make a delicious chicken soup
>>22258261I'd be less of a faggot if people didn't constantly larp about doing things they never did for 2 seconds of attention from strangers on the internet
>>22258235I bought one the other day,Picked up a 2l of chicken stockDiced one carrot one onion one stick of celery, clove of garlicgive them a light sautee in 2tbsp of olive oiltbpsp rosmary and thyme, couple bay leaves, tablespoon black pepper, some more olive oilsimmer in the stock for 15chop up the breasts from the chicken and put in, simmer for another 15Tasty home made chicken soup in 30 mins, 5 servings, soup for days and chicken thigh with veggies for dinner later.
>>22258492Nah you will always be a maximum turbo faggot.
Tacos, burritos, quesadillas, make a dip with it, throw it in a salad, eat it with rice, shred it and cover it in bbq sauce and make sandwiches, I mean it's a cooked chicken. Make whatever sounds good.
>>22258540You're probably right and I respect the image
>>222582351. take fork and go to town2. take hands and go to town250+ grams of protein, leftover bones for broth, snack/treat for kitty, and only like 5 bucks. perfect purchase.
>>22258548Bought it for my gf that had to pick up a retail job to support her adult kids. Mine already flew the coup but hers just hang around and jerk off to the screams and moans of their old ass mom getting plowed.
>>22258235Eat the dark meat, save the trash flavorless white meat for whatever like kids and women.
>>22258492ThisPeople make a thread and then a little while later somebody makes an almost identical one, happens on /ck/ a lot
>>22258235Take the largest bone and plunge it deep into your jugular. Don't repot back.
>>22258618Why would I need to re-pot? Can't I just use the same one?
>>22258256>encouraging phonepostinggo back to ifunny newfag
>>22258235Cut it up, make a garlic and paprika caramel sauce with the juice of 1 lime, toss the pieces in, mix it well and toss some oreganum and rosemary.If done right it should make a candied coating that is sweet, salty, sour and spicy, with a slightly smokey herbal undertone that makes it perfectly balanced when paired with beer.
>>22258684>if done right my secret jeet recipe works50 years of listening to faggots say this shit and exact measurements are never required to get the essence of the flavor, just refinements to a single particular persons refined tastes. If your recipe isnt palatable to the low lofe tongue then fuck you, I intend to burn this world anyways
>>22258235yell at it and tell it to stop being poor like it's owner
>>22258688Based, heat and fire rises, but retards like you are going to be left in the fire that you startes by jews that nobody likes and will have all of the power, you can kill and laugh about Charlie Kirk but you can never kill a jew that is responsible .
I had two children with Tori Spelling and her dad took them away from us and it spiraled her into insanity
>>22258305I remember a severely retarded / autistic lad sitting in the Costco food court doing just that. Thing was, he has eating it and enjoying himself like that chicken was the most wonderful delicious thing. I'm not sure I've ever eaten anything that gave that level of enjoyment.
>>22258250Spotted the desperate third world immigrant. Ignore him and toss the bones in the trash where they belong.
>>22258499You are such a cooklet
>ctrl+f: cram>0 foundyou're slipping /ck/
>>22258574to be fair I lived with my parents until I was 25 and now my dad lives with me in my house so I can't judge that situation
>>22258235eat it like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMWFlQgNoAI
>>22258773>in the trashis where your mom should have discarded you as a fetus
>>22259217Seriously, jeets gotta go what a trash people.
>>22258688What I meant by "if done right" is the candied coating, it is supposed to form a caramelized shell around the chicken.The spice mix can be changed to your taste, does not matter.You sound like you have sand up your vagina.
>>22258235Every day during fall and winter, I go to Costco or Sam's and buy several of these. I boil up veggies, chicken broth, break down the chicken, and make it in to chicken soup. I sell the chicken soup from my food cart I set up in front of busy department stores. I do very well. People love it and compliment the taste.
Every sunday I drive around looking for mexicans selling tamales out of their cars, I make soup out their bone marrow add some cilantro, pinto beans, and salt. Mexicans buy it up like it is going out of sale.
>>22259508based cannibal
>>22259618We will chew on their bones soon brother https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfKUWvVCwvE&list=RDWfKUWvVCwvE
>>22258235Give it to your son for a healthy, nutritious lunch.
>>22259508I hope they stab you to death.
>>22259830You understand what's coming hahaha
>>22259457I've seen people buy 6 to 12 roast chickens from Costco at a go. Also seen Asian restaurant owners buying huge amounts of mayonnaise.
>>22259835Hopefully your death hahaha
>>22259508Delicious mexican soup, you must eat it.
>>22258574…>>22258745I wonder how his caretaker stumbled upon him enjoying eating a whole rotisserie chicken
>>22259217people will think this is a meme but boiling leftover pizza into a soup is actually dope as fuck if you aren't a cooklet retard and are capable of making an impromptu soup
>>22258256>datamining things to do with a rotisserie chickenmust be so fun living in your retarded world
>>22260161it’s bread soup, I find it a little hard to believe that’s dope as fuck
>>22258499>bought a cooked chicken>bought stock>homemadeUh-huh.I don't even get it, you have the ingredients and I assume the means to make the stock yourself. That's what the chicken is for, making stock, you boil it and you get stock, it's how it's made. Why would you fucking buy it? You're already making it.It's like making carrot cake then buying a carrot cake to mix in your carrot cake composition. What a strange person
>>22258829I open that thread thinking it would be the first post.
>>22258310Make sure you get two.
>>22260367cooklet confirmed
>>22258235You can eat it
>>22260369You can make chicken flavored tea out of a rotisserie carcass but you need fresh bones for stock. You can reduce it down to like a quart but you have to add actual stock dum dum.
>>22258235Put it in the fridge and intermittently pick off of it for a few days
>>22260365>he doesn't understand how an LLM works or its purpose on why it would datamine a random thread about rotisserie chickenyou are really cute
