>Ha ha, I just love coffee!>floods it with sugar and cream so they can't taste it
Coffee is an unnecessary drug. Do better. Drink Water.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wFR042t70Q
100g of milkno sugarif your coffee needs anything more, you're drinking bad coffee
>>22257886I stopped drinking coffee years ago and I feel much better for it.
>>22257885there is nothing more reddit than being a snob about coffee
Does Dunkin just suck or does all espresso taste burnt? They keep giving away free coffees and I keep adding espresso because it's free and keep regretting it.
>>22257885>i love alcohol>floods it with flavorants so you can't taste it
>>22257886>>22257919i stopped drinking coffee for a few months and i was just tired and sad all the fucking timeit wasn't until i drank some coffee and suddenly felt normal that i realized "oh, that's why"
>>22257959I stopped being able to drink coffee for medical reasons a couple years ago and my life has been a nightmare ever since. Caffeine was basically my reason to live.
>>22257959>>22257962Grim
>>22257959>>22257962Drug addicts. What a shame.
>ha ha I just love coffee>floods it with water so you can't taste it
>never use herbs and spices bro, vanilla or nothing.
>>22257958>>i love alcohol>>floods it with flavorants so you can't taste it
I will never stop drinking black coffee because of the insane health benefits it gives you
>>22257919I like coffee but I think it should just be for a treat on the weekend desu. Drinking it all the time is basically just throwing yourself into the peak crash roller-coaster all day. I've gone back to just having some tea at work and I'm much, much better off at the end of the day than if I've had a couple of coffees
>>22257885now make a version with ha ha i love salt ya dingus
>>22258400>teaSo you're still drinking caffeine, but just a little gayer.
>>22257889I have to go light on milk if any, it easily overpowers the coffee taste to me>>22257942Adding espresso to a coffee?
>>22257885>I love chicken>heats it up so that you don't taste the salmonella
>>22257885dude, ever since that fucking piece of shit coffee mate commercial with Britney Spears "Gimme More" has been running 24/7 my mom has started drinking coffee again and has gone through 5 15oz. powered creamer containers in less than 4 weeks. its 141 servings per container. she drinks one 8 oz. cup a day... and she still "naps" for 4 hours immediately afterwards while "reading" the bible(with her eyes closed) because shes a headache on half a dozen antidepressants at 70yo.kill all shills, marketers and advertisers.
>>22258934Yeah, it's like extra coffee in your coffee. It felt like getting multiple free coffees instead of just one, but they keep sucking so next they give out free coffees I'm not going to do it so I can see if their coffee just sucks or if it's the espresso.
>>22259265of course the coffee sucks. they do that on purpose so that women will pay double to fill it with sugar and flavored oil, just like Starbucks.
>>22258936retard
>>22257962: (I’m sure there’ll be a way to treat your affliction soon
>>22257885I only drink coffe when im tired. Usually the espresso version of pic related. It's 500ml, 32mg of caffeine/100ml and quite sweet. They used to cost less than a euro and wont make me feel as queasy as energy drinks or straight black coffe I find milk and sugar tempers coffe so it doesnt make as jittery and nauseous. I dont claim to like coffe though. I dont have a coffe machine and never drink it at home. I just appreciate caffeine now and then. I find coffe culture very pretentious. I can discern good coffe from bad coffe but it inherently tastes bad to any human who hasnt developed a mild addiction to it yet. Its like alcohol. That shit is nasty to anyone who hasn't drank it before.This is different from acquired tastes for regular foods too. Your body will start to like stuff like stinky cheeses or olives because it recognises over time that you get nutrients from the food item. Coffe and alcohol is just straight dopamine addiction and actually harmful to you. Youre just low level addicts fighting about who's drugs taste the least nasty.
>>22257889I know I’m drinking bad coffee loleveryone I know drinks bad coffee and so do I
>2 teaspoons of Lidl brand instant coffee>2 sweetners>tons of milk>cigarette
>>22257919I stopped drinking water and I feel better than you.
>>22257885Coffee tastes like dirt and ass, milk and sugar are the only way to make it drinkable
>>22257885When I eat a savoury breakfast, the coffee is sweetened with sugar.If I have a sweet breakfast, like granola, or caramel flavoured porridged, or even have a donut or a bran muffin, or anything sweet to eat no sugar is added to the coffee, just a dash of milk.
>>22257885Some things taste better when combined with other things>DUDE I LOVE HAM!!>puts it in a sandwich made of bread, butter, mayonnaise and cheese>ERM ACTUALLY BRO, IF YOU REALLY LIKED HAM YOU'D JUST EAT IT RAW WITH NOTHING ELSE ADDED YOU FUCKING POSER
>>22257885>ahh, love a good cigarette>menthol light>>22261646then don't drink coffee you toddler
>>22257923I can truly see it>have limp wrists>purchase $2k espresso machine>try to fill the portafilter>imbalances tension sprays grounds everywhere>try again>mediocre success>go to attach the portafilter>can't figure it out>make a post on reddit about how the machine you bought sucks>try again>hot water sprays everywhere steaming up black thick rimmed glasses>tantrum melty>drinks the "coffee" that managed to land in the cup while playing Nintendo switch
>>22258230kek I eat coffee beans when I go to Asia and buy good coffee really bad for your teeth though
>>22259053that's just fucking sadyou should install adguard on the router, and hang out with her so she's not lonely and swallowing anti depressants reminds me of Requiem for a Dream
>>22261570>cigarette>coughing blood, tar, mucous>ed>yellow teeth>less savings
>>22257885Literally 30 seconds to 2 minutes after drinking coffee. My head has a wave of optimism, and I get really motivated to work on personal projects, fix things, all sorts of ideas flow in my mind. It's incredible. It only takes a few sips of coffee too
>>2226185530 seconds after drinking coffee I need to SHIT
>>22261858damn, so what if you get coffee from a takeout cafe? Do you drive home and then start drinking coffee?
>>22261871shit my pants
>>22261873Damn, so do you like.. always have an extra pair of pants with you if you know you're gonna be drinking coffee that day?
>>22257959>>22257962The only normal realizations after quitting caffeine. Everything else is fake.>>22257919The only upside I've ever noticed when not drinking coffee is no anxiety. I still couldn't get the same life enjoyment as on caffeine. I've tried several times, same results.
>>22261892>only upsideyou don't sweat like crazy? my ass sweats a lot when I'm on the feine
>>22261915Same. I get this weird anxiety sweat that smells like cat piss when i drink coffee.
>>22261947kek you still drink it too?cute
>>22258357What did zhe mean by this???
>>22262084这个
>>22261947https://voca.ro/17DRTfpWWvul
coffee tastes bad
>>22257885I don't get coffee elitists. 90% of the time I drink it black, but I also like it with sugar and or with milk.
>>22261852I'm not the only kid. shes depressed now since her doctor wont put her on a glp 1 because insurance doesnt cover it. shes been in a rut for years before my birth(youngest of 4, oldest sibling is 16 years older from her first marriage). I tell sit and talk with her until I'm blue in the face and it doesnt help. I've tried to get her exercising and all that too, but it's like pissing in the wind. at least I'm not a heroin addict that steals her aging appliances. that would be her cousins kid and his moms situation. she has a new great granddaughter with a great grandson on the way and stays busy crocheting, knitting, sewing etc. shes no doubt realized that she likely wont make it to the point in either of there lives to be remembered. hell I'm 36 and 40 looks like a longshot.
>>22261873do as the Bosnian truck drivers do and cut a hole in the car seat and another in the floor board so you can shit as you go.
>>22262553god damnhow depressed does this make you feel?what are you eating lately
>>22262793I was thoroughly bored around feburary so I started exercising regularly again and eating better(less carbs more meat, been on intermittent fasting for 2-3 years, 2 meals a day under 1,600 cal total, 6-8 hour window). I lost a bit of weight, but then my bad knee and arm started to get worryingly sore. so I've been stuck being inactive for the last couple months before winter, which basically inhibits me for 4 months. stopped the weedjew about a month ago and just ended a two month alcohol break last week.I'd say it's hard to be more depressed than I've been since age 8(learned early that it's all stupid and unfair, but more annoyingly fake and gay as well), naturally picked up moms awful eating habits. it was easy to get lost in movies, games and music until the fag cabal decided those escapes were too good for us.yes, I'm a self diagnosed autistic. yes, I've idealized my death/suicide since age 10. no, I will not do a terrorism. no, I do not own any firearms. if theres a draft I'll tell the conscription officer to euthanize me.
>>22262903in the winter the hours move slowif you don't have friends of a lady, or family, its torture hope off the booze Jew as well. Drink coffee and make rice with eggs and frozen veggies in a rice cookeralcohol imposes depression after the first 3 days
>>22262905>the hours are slowseems the opposite for me with the sleep schedule I have to keep to monitor the dog. by the time I go to sleep the day is nearly 1/4 gone, if I sleep for 6-8 hours that's half the day, but I also enjoy fall/winter more comfortably, so of course it's always fleeting nonetheless.>womenpart of the early life lesson was to never trust a bitch and never let her play you. they call me Ickus Maximus, Trailer Park Fabio or The Cedar Hill Skunk Ape.>familythey are all older and step siblings so even though "they treated you like family" I could always tell it wasnt the same plus they were busy getting away from home. oldest sister estranged, her oldest OD'd twice in less than 6 hours on H/Fent(resuscitated once). brother is a yupee wannabe asshole like his dads family, mcmansion and all. I'm closest with youngest sister who was the right age to want to help mom raise me while dad was grinding his dick into the dirt as a steel worker/union leader(unpaid position + volunteerd time), but she moved away for 4 years in my teenage era, came back with my favorite niece. I moved in with them to house/babysit for 6 years and ever since her husband has hated my guts and now all his kids do to even though I was good to them and never put them out, simply because I'm not him. I'm not normal either so w/e. now shes going mom tier nutso because of the new grandma status. *big sigh* just-a-little-tired.tiff>boozejewthe only friend I've had for the last 12 years(online only, nobody irl since 2012 and that was somewhat circumstantial) got lucky with bitcoin and enabled me to splurge on liquor a couple times a year. my consumption is well below even UK guidelines and I dont use when I feel worse than normal. mostly just special occasions or other ritual events. whoever loots my stash when I'm gone is gonna be pretty lucky.>coffeekicked the caffeinejew 5-6 years ago. mom/grandma got me hooked on it and sweet tea real young and likely stunted my growth.
>>22261852>adguardoh boy, if only. the rest of the day she isnt doing the previously mentioned activities, then shes binging baby videos on Instagram eating up the wireless data limit. not like she could play with or otherwise give any attention or care to the 20lb shi-tzu/yorkee mix SHE *had* to have because she saw them all over social media and felt left out or whatever and surprise! it wont eat normal dog food, is afraid of its own shadow, shits itself if any sound over 60db is made in a 5 mile radius, keeps us up at night barking at everyday critters in the yard(rural household/near a state road with faggot neighbors who love to be loud assholes). I had to potty train and do all that shit because she won't even lift it onto the couch beside her as she stares at it blankly. AAAND of course she had sole deciding power in procurement of this $3k high maintenance mutt that needs professional grooming 6 times a year, state mandatory shots and tagging bullshit, but hey who's to say that you shouldn't waste that kind of money when you're giving yourself a retirement gift after being a school bus driver for 30 years and have to live of social security... BUT I'M THE CRAZY ONE JUST LOOK AT THE CLOWN MAKEUP HAHA *HONKHONK*
>>22262940>mom/grandma got me>mom did that to me>mom is imposing thistime to move across the country and stop blaming your shot childhood for living poorly today
>>22263318>foid apologistpost wrist
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>>22262948I understand your pain, anon. People, even retarded people, still have full freedom of will, and you do not have power them to make them act rationally. It is what it is. Be a good kid but remember not to neglect yourself too. Your duties are to yourself, then your spouse, then your children, then your parents in that order.
>>22263388constantly blaming others for your lot in life is foid behavior my man
>>22263424I take responsibility for MY actions. my guardians should take responsibility for theirs. excusing women of all agency is foid apologism.>we taught him wrong, as a joke.>>22263416I do what I can with what I got
>>22257885OP larping like he drinks plain black coffee.
>>22263502FROM THE MOUTHS OF BABES
>>22257886Not answering the door, m*rmon, go bother someone else.
>>22257885Sweetened coffee (especially with sugar) was how it was traditionally drunk in Europe for centuries
cat piss sweat havers!
