No fatties, skanks, sluts, or other coomer bullshit. Just good food. This isn't redshit. Fuck off, coomers.
>>22251831I just got banned for anti semitism
>>22251831why does this 54 year old man have the zoomer haircut
>>22251831This is so stupid
>>22251852I assume he's a black nitrile glove wearing hipster
>>22251838One of the worst videos I've ever seen.Bunch of shots of steam and then still photos. garbage.
>>22251832My too for posting a hanukkah-themed pigs-in-a-blanket pic.Should be lifted by now I think.
>>22251852If you're not careful telling them what you want they give you haircuts like that when you just go in for a trim. I'm 44 and they tried doing it to me.
>>22252642When did Ja/ck/ start painting his nails?
>>22252679I love fails
>>22252679Damnit, Jim. That's too much oil!
>>22251852>thinks zoomers invented looking like a faggot when boomers mastered it first
>>22252705it's the single piece of pepperoni rolling mournfully into view that gets me every time
>>22252644
Imaging if in this vid they used a proper protein and not something gross like these hard boiled eggs
>>22251883Fuck off zoomer and your whiny faggot complaining about everything.
>>22252800>Reddit spacing
>>22252705>>22252761For me it's the wafting dandelion puffs, images of spring, nature uncaring for the folly of man
>>22253070I'm in love
>>22253141She's using a shovel to serve food dude
>>22252705It was burnt to shit on the bottom anyway, look at the circumference.
>>22252644BASED the webm
>>22252705You mean *failures*.
I think he means *fails* as in *epic fails*.
>>22253176>if you clean things, they will be clean!>>22253289why would anyone pay to have some gross midget play with and cut their food for them?>>22253327i wouldn't eat anything cooked by an alcoholic gang member
>>22253070she looks kind aicheck out that ass thoughif she lost weight, I would love and protect her
>>22253203>>22253274my future kids. love them.
>>22252797eggs are based
>>22253203Amazing chef, especially at her age (357 years old and asian).
>>22252705Same
>>22253289wish it was just filled with hot pockets
>>22253369She's not ai. Douyin girls just use filters. Here's an example of not filtered chinkgurl>If she lost weightTheres an increase of fatfags in china. Blame me.
>>22253336>if you clean things, they will be clean!Yes, tell housewives to clean stuff.
FAT CUNT GENOCIDE
this nigga eating some succulent beans
>>22253070That is one huge bitch!
>>22253392how does he get in?
>>22253550>increase of fatfags in chinaI was there in 2015 and everyone was thinwatching "walk in 4k!!!!" yt videos, I noticed what you're sayingeveryone got too horny with food streamer, shoveling oil, and comfy bank accounts, methinks
>>22253644Rice takes longer to cook than black beans?
>>22253799Cooking can be an art or science.Jeet cooklets who eat literal shit have no ability to create art or learn science.
>>22253804Might be using canned beans, but even so. Let alone the premise that one doesn't suddenly become ripped solely by eating slop bowls. But we can't tell people the secret of diet... and exercise!
>>22252705OH N-
>>22251933lol This video was made by a regular /ck/ poster who is absolutely fucking autistic about cooking rice. He made the video to celebrate that donabe he'd just bought.
>>22253615He was born there.
>>22253897The webm shows him using dry beans
Is the good food in the room with us,OP?
>>22253289the midget isn't even good at whatever the fuck he is supposed to be doing but the faggots who paid for this deserve all their money scammed and living off food banks
>>22253070what a nice smile
>>22253277you know what I wouldn't want to fuck around with an animal that could scratch your eyes out, but that's just me
>>22253637>Comfy bank accounts>Food streamersIt's these, but I notice an increase of chink sex toys also appealing to fatfags
>>22253944I support him and I’m actually jelly of his pot
need some webms of thirdies and jeets making their sidewalk slop meals
>>22252752I want her to bear me two VERY stupid children.
>>22252646this is missing the part where he throws garbage into the oven to bring the fire up hotter
>>22255591is this fetish material? seems like i've seen multiple webms of women preparing food and talking about poop.
>>22251831>a Healthy amount.....>its a lethal dose of MSG,cholesterol and sugar this kike really thinks hes funny
>>22255591that was a shitload of salt
>>22256061Does salt make you shit or poop? Serious answers only please
>>22256091It can help. Salt can be used as a laxative. Sodium is also required for muscle function which is how things move through your gut, if you don't get enough salt in your diet it can actually cause constipation.
>>22253070Literally built for BWC and the pretzel
>>22253999>deserve all their money scammed and living off food banksSeriously, what the fuck is wrong with 4channers?Every now and then I come back here and immediately read shit like this.They deserve to be living off food banks for visiting that restaurant?Really?That's your opinion?You're wrong, buddy.They don't deserve to live, PERIOD.
>>22253289Where can I buy myself a ceremonial midget ?
>>22252646on that note, I have been cutting my own hair for the last 21 years (short, easy haircuts) but for the last 14 months or so I have been growing it out. It's finally starting to get lush and I realized a few weeks ago it was time to see a professional finally because I needed my head debulked but not cut shorter where I would instantly lose months of progress. There's a gigantic shopping centre nearby that has about 12 different hair places so I did some recon before I made my most important appointment. All the dudebro barber shops were full of barbers who all had the same haircut (skin fade, with or without the broccoli) and every customer in the chairs were all getting the same haircut. It was horrifying.I ended up going to a high priced women's salon instead and the dude there understood me immediately and did the most beautiful work. On the way home I walked past one of those barbershops and realized I'll never be inside of one of those places again.This concludes my blog entry subscribe if you want to follow me on my journey
>>22251831
>>22252641yoooo charls carrol mentioned
>>22256638Do you believe that anon thinks every single person who went to that restaurant should be eating from food banks or are you a stereotypical leftist pretending not to understand
>>22257150wow first time i've seen him take a bite without sticking his tongue out, very impressive
>>22257180
>>22257321I fucking hate this asshole so much
>>22257180>>22257197Imagine being balls deep in Tammy, suddenly feeling Ja/ck/ shove his fat cheeks between your fat cheeks, his snubbed Sicilian snout digging for your pucker like a pig for truffles, suddenly finding it, and as soon as you try to pull out of Tammy his tongue shoots out and hits your prostate in one poke, sending shockwaves through you as you collapse back into Tammy, slamming into her so hard her fat rolls jiggle like the water glass in Jurassic Park, all three of you squealing like hogs as you pump your piping hot pearlescent prostate pudding deep into that well-used corpulent clunge, conceiving and cursing your own firstborn to become doomed to be weakly choked out by his stepdad Ja/ck/s stroke hands only a few years from now haha
>>22253070Me So Hungry...
>>22256262Pretzel? And how the FUCK do you into bitrates?
>>22257975>bitratesNothing will let you play a 2 minute webm in high quality under 4MB. Gotta make your shit shorter.
>>22256886I have long hair and women's salons are the only places that can handle it.>Your gayMy hair makes my wife's puss extremely wet.
>>22256638>They don't deserve to live, PERIOD.Truth nuke>>22257014retarded nigger award
>>22251933Took the words out of my mouth desu no offense to whoever made it the food looked good
>>22252797Its a great recipe if you like your eggs to have the texture of a racquetball.
Dude, every time I see a webm thread for the last however long, it's always just whores, and any time I say I'm tired of it I get banned.
>>22251832I get banned dirty here now.
>>22258187trufax
>>22258187Fuck YES. Hair on men is so hawt fml.
>>22256886Anon, I want you.
>>22258852>>22258856
>>22258879You think I'm joking???
>>22251832It happens to the best of us
>>22252705It is especially satisfying when some dolt fucks up due to filming.
>>22252641FOR FUCK SAKE CHARLS
>>22252642AAAARRGGGH THIS ONE IS EVEN WORSE
>>22253289How I would love to lock that little freak into a lead-lined chamber with a lump of uranium-238 inside for an hour or so. I would get someone todrag him out and watch as he starts puking and stumbling over his pathetic midget leg-stumps dizzily, finally losing consciousness. I would then take him to a comfortable bed and impersonate a doctor - putting him to rest, pretending to look after him and ensuring him that he would get better. As the days pass, the disgusting little goblin will get worse and worse, vomiting, shitting piping-hot bloody diarrhoea and generally screaming in pain from his now burned and necrotic flesh, his internal organs failing and his chromosomes melting. But I would still lie to this festering imp and tell him it gets worse before it gets better. As he gets to his final stages of acute radiation poisoning, I will reveal that i lied to him the whole time and that he is going to die. The demonic pipsqueak starts bawling his beady eyes out as I let out a hearty laugh. He begs to be put out of his mercy, but I ignore his pathetic whines and start peeling his bubbling mottled skin from his tiny arms. The screams get louder and louder as I peel and peel, and I finally get some peace when I stuff the sticky, squelching flesh into his disproportionate midge-mouth. I get a bucket of his own bloody diarrhoea and rub it into his raw, exposed flesh, and finally close the curtain, turn off the lights and exit the medical room forever - leaving this satanic little munchkin to expire.
>>22253289Why are Canadians like this?
>>22259098But that’s their ceremonial dwarf. Who else will clumsily fiddle their food???
>>22257377
>>22259418Even when he had two functions by arms, Jack sucked at basic tasks.
>>22259418>doesn't rince and remove the seeds from the apple>doesn't at least first cut the apple in half>leaves the fucking sticker on the appleI swear Jack is the most retarded person to ever have set foot in a kitchen
>>22259418Before any of the strokes, do we know if he had some condition?
>>22259449Yes.>>22259458He had a knife right there!>>22259473He's just very, very stupid.
I want BBQ so bad bros.
>>22253289It would still be epic failures. Fail is a verb.
>>22253327Weighing down the omelette?? WTF? Lay off the beer. It's morning.
>>22259547the worst kind of pedant is one who is also wrong
>>22251832Nice
>>22257975>how do I 'into'?Fucking ESL. No, I won't 'lurk more' because I've been here almost 20 years and I don't care about your traditional misspellings and fuckups. Just type everything correctly.
>>22259553I don't acknowledge or accept any of the bullshit mistakes that dictionaries everywhere are now accepting into the definition just because enough retarded faggots used them wrong. Sorry, but 'literally' is not an intensifier you get to use all day. 'Fails' will not be used in place of 'failures', no matter how 'epic' you think they were. There's no such thing as 'a fail'. There are rules and you can't just change them by welcoming in the wrongness.
>but that's how language evolvesNo. Everything stopped when I came of age and there will be no more changes.
>>22259568don't make me tap the image again
>>22257197>>22259317They've made me incredibly anxious eating around people because I'm constantly thinking "don't do the tongue thing don't do the tongue thing, omigod am I doing the tongue thing, small bites, small bites, please don't let me do the tongue thing, everyone's staring at me, omigod, fuck". I don't think I've ever even done the tongue thing but I have to be sure I don't which means thinking about every single bite I take and taking little tiny bites. I'm sure I look retarded eating around people.
>>22259561How about your lurk moar then?
>>22259574You definitely don't look as retarded as he does.
>>22259568Sadly you are just incorrect. Have a blessed and delusional day.
>>22259573Nice job hiding the word INFORMAL with your blue rectangle. Informal definitions don't count, you informal definition of the word cuck.
>>22259596where do people like this get room to eat if they never wait to poop before eating?
>>22259573>literally blown awayThat's super offensive because it's the opposite of the definition. You CAN use blown away as a figure of speech, so to say it's literal means you've died in an explosion or were shot to death. Fuck you.
>>22258187long hair is the only reason I even had an initial chance in most of my relationships
>>22252646>cornFucking ruined
>>22259568you sound like a luddite. ooga booga
>>22259574>main character syndromeNo one gives a fuck what you look like when you eat unless you go out of your way to look ridiculous while you eat and make a point of eating with an audience. If you just quietly eat your meal in peace, no one cares. You are simply not that interesting to the rest of us.I hope this helps give you some perspective.
>>22260602I think it's funny when people say this because I am constantly watching other people. It's my favorite form of entertainment when I'm in public. Especially people eating.
>>22254240Why do fat Asians always look like they have downs?
>>22260847What is funny about this?
>>22259098indians are weird as fuck, maybe they think midgets are holy like cows or stupid shit like that.The cast system is strong there so I'm pretty sure filming themselves eating something flashy from a smoking suitcase on an "extravagant" restaurant earns a lot of social points for the pajeet, remember their standard is to eat food cart shit that can and has LITERALLY killed westeners that try it.
>>22260850Operating appliances can be difficult for some people.
>>22260877So he was pushing the buttons incorrectly? I guess that just wasn't apparent and entertaining to me.
>>22251831Ah yes, it’s is once again time for the worst thread on /ck/!
>>22260893It's not the worst, but it's always here and always disappointing. I'm glad there are more landscape oriented videos than usual. I can't stand that vertical phone shit one bit. What an inefficient and restrictive format to capture a scene.
>>22257289They would if they could
>>22260877I’m not sure how he hasn’t been killed by foodborne pathogens yet.
>>22260905He's gotten salmonella before when he was healthier. I'm confident that if he contracted it now that it would kill him.
>>22260893I used to be good before the same 3 mutts started to flood every single thread with the same webms of their favorite e-celeb.
>>22254240It’s Moolan
>>22261006This. I don't want to see social media phone clips of these bitches >>22252644 in these threads.
>>22261055Jack is less funny than any of these.
>>22261058Jack's are at least more food related than "look at me, I'm dancing with text on the screen! hahaha"
>>22259561Bruh
>>22261078pick your business model>fail for views>boobs for views
>>22261078At least they are naturally pretty, instead of pretending to be retarded to fool some mutts.
>>22261166Jack is too stupid to pretend to do anything. That's why he's so funny to watch. Everything he does and says is completely genuine and honest.
>>22261173Talking mutts who get fooled.
>>22261176whats up with this time of day and this board turns into a bunch of schizoposting
>>22261178You got called a schizo, got upset, and are now using it as an insult without really understanding what it means, aren’t you?
>>22261186I bet he’s pronouncing it like ‘she zoh’ too. Dumbass.
>>22260905it's like how indians can withstand being in india and extreme smelling bioweapons, the body can get used to a lot of torture. jack needs to donate his body to science after he passes.
>>22259485it's really stupid how he cut himself here. it wasnt even the hand that was holding the fish, he stubbed his holding hand thumb on the corner of the blade. cant even hold a knife right for christ sake
>>22260823That's because you're the type that watches muckbang degeneracy. Normal people don't do this.
>>22252752Please tell me this was all on separate occasions.
>>22262459I don't see the problem here. The chicken is cooked through. He's crippled and using his non-dominant hand to cut the chicken so of course it's going to look fucked up.
>>22251852gotta look approachable to not scare the customers
>>22260893just filter it then anon
>>22251831Notice how it ended right before you'd be able to see him swallow it? Guarantee he spat it out right after the camera turned off.
>>22253289It would be pretty funny if someone in the kitchen scrambled the numbers on the locks before it went out.
>>22262489That's an insane theory. We should have more posts like this on the internet.
>>22262479who dat?
>>22251831This is disrespectful to pepperoni
>>22262533
>>22253615they built the hut around him; he never leaves
>>22259561old new fag
>>22262516This site is filled with distrustful retards who question everything.
>>22251832Welcome brother.
>>22259568>Sorry, but 'literally' is not an intensifier you get to use all dayAgreed. It really boils my blood. It's actually a curse on the language. It truly drives me up the wall. It absolutely grinds my gears
>>22262801It chaps my hide.
>>22253392What does he do once he run out of eggs?
>>22262463>I don't see the problem>He's crippled and using his non-dominant hand to cut the chicken so of course it's going to look fucked up.BINGO
>>22256866calm down Tycho
>>22251933>>22258570
>>22252797I've said it before but the way he compares these to scrambling eggs in terms of ease is crazy. Shall I have scrambled eggs or shall I chop up a bunch of alliums, ginger and chillis and sweat those, then simmer some coconut milk? Oh I added spices as well, and also I actually had to use another pot to boil the eggs in, oh yeah and I had to cut some coriander. Takes no preparation though of course, apart from the eggs and everything else.Also he really should quarter the eggs and add them towards the end so they don't get overdone and the more porous yolk soaks up the flavour rather than just pointlessly slicking off of the boiled whites.Really activates my almonds for this kind of thing where the cooking is all out of order.
bamp
>>22263407There isn't a soul on this board who will take the time to read this I assure you
>>22262585He should start to eat from the other side like that movie
>>22263887i probably wouldn't have read it but now i did because of your post
>>22263912Sorry to waste your time
>>22263914it was alright. the post had some deep truths that really spoke to my soul.
>>22263887They should change the character limit to 100 to everyone has to communicate with as few words as possible. I think it would really improve the quality of the site.
>>22263887I reddit
>>22253176Do not do that. The vapors will fuck up your appliance. Just do it normally.
>>22263983even another video of the same influencer pretending to be retardedstop posting this shit.
>>22257180Hes also, for whatever reason, holding the burger upside down
>>22264092New here huh
>>22264191Just don't like slop influencer content. this guy is basically that banana.
>>22257150I hope jack has five more strokes
>>22264202Why? He's provided great content for over fifteen years.
>>22264216so he will suffer
>>22259568they changed it
>>22264092>pretending
>>22255591haha she must have nice smooth turds that come out easily with all that protein and fiber lol
>>22253274God I hate staged Chinese bullshit. Is anything in that country genuine?
>>22253336>alcoholic gang better My guy have you ever eaten at any restaurant ever?
>>22252641For some reason this is the funniest thing on earth to me rn
>>22262590reminds me of that guy named Stu who ate the barbecue chicken california pizza kitchen frozen pizza like a big cracker
>>22260818His right hand. Is that because of a stroke?
>>22262586Gross
>>22264101I do that unironicallyeasier to lift than awkwardly twisting your wrists and raising it leveli flip, bite, set down, then flip again for the next bite and so on so yes i take bites from both ends
>>22264529yea. 5 or 6 strokes actually.
>>22264092its kaufmanesque. and he is american, theres a good chance he isnt pretending.
>>22264101you do that because the bottom side is usually thinner, therefore more prone to break or leak if its really fluid/saucy. considering the slop he eats, it makes perfect sense.
>>22264599All that work to cook the potatoes that way only to process it so far into pasta that there was no point. And plenty of wasted potato too. Scooping out just the middles.
>>22263983He didn't screw in the bolt on the side. Why doesn't he just do retakes?? He's purposely sharing these embarrassments with the world and that's why people suspect it's an act. Any normal person would be self aware. Of course there are millions of people broadcasting their lives publicly so I guess a handful of truly shameless morons will always float to the top and be noticed, like Jack has.
>>22259812>Not the gobs of fucking mayonnaise
>>22259547Epic fail, my guy
>>22264670it's not mayo, it's a type of cheese called catupiry
>>22264642sorry to be the baron of bad news pal, but its kafkaesque, not kaufmanesque, you RETARD
>>22264656>Why doesn't he just do retakes??because Jacks a legendyears from now people will remember himthey wont remember you
>>22265549>the baronI hope you're joking. And Franz Kafka doesn't have anything to do with Jack where Andy Kaufman might. You're retarded. >>22265558But you hate Jack like we all do. And I will be remembered by GOOD people, not losers who watch internet videos.
hot potato
>>22252705Finally good content.
>>22265562NTA but I don't hate Jack at all. He's given us so much hilarious content for almost 20 years. Also anyone who thinks Jack is doing a decades long bit is as retarded he is. He's not playing a character. He's not playing it up for the camera. He's genuinely a low IQ buffoon.
>>22265563more like bad at cooking potato
>>22262594>autismIf this were autism she would be sitting in the closet humming to herself. This is just a random bitch with some idiosyncrasies that she exploits for attention.
>>22264092This dumbass had the opportunity to showcase his shitty BBQ sauce on Shark Tank and turned it down to be on West Texas Investors Club instead. He isn't pretending.
>>22265630anon tism is a spectrum it can be from non verbal pants shitting tier to Big Bang Theory rainman stuff
>>22265630She's a woman anon. No amount of autism is going to override the attention seeking.
>>22262475Source?
>>22264091At this point I'm not even surprised. These webms always make me feel like they're purposely trying to screw people over. Reminds me of those old recipes where you make cool crystals in your sink with dangerous chemicals like bleach and ammonia, or homemade brownies in the microwave using tin foil and weapons grade plutonium.
You fags only post Ja/ck/, never Cobes or Kai
>>22251831>No fatties, skanks, sluts, or other coomer bullshit. Just good food. This isn't redshit. Fuck off, coomers.>after posting that webm of the pizza that's served with a sauce literally made from ranch dressing and pepperoni greaseOP, just admit that you're fat. I'm fat too, so it's OK.
>>22251831Him and his hog of a wife stroll around the east coast to look for this kind of goyslop to review. I can't imagine the amount of work their bodies do(beside seed oil lubricated sex) to stabilize.
>>22263305Based
>>22252752What a goofus
>>22253070>everyone thirst-replies>no attention paid to the fucking shovel
>>22262584I prefer Angela White's milkers
https://files.catbox.moe/154crw.MP4Maltosemaxxed sweet potatoes, as seen on /PYC/. ;)
>>22266103not everyone is hung up on the concept of a culinary shovel, dipshit, just you
>>22259098Nah, add the uranium to a decay detector that will break a bottle with poison gas as soon as one is detected and close chamber.Enjoy his alive-dead superposition as long as you don't check.
>>22259561hell nah unc be crashin out tho :skull:
>>22251831>all the pepperoni just loose and free on top so you will make a mess inevitablywhat a retarded concept
>>22264202I would consider taking one stroke myself if Jack had five more
>>22262463People can recover from a stroke and get function back to their weak side.It just requires commitment and work.Jack can do neither
>>22266544I would also be ok with you having a stroke if Jack had five more
>>22253176>lets combine baking soda with citric acid. It fizzes so it must be doing something!Yeah it turns the base and the acid into a neutral solution that doesnt help clean anything.
>>22264523https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVaLyGc84cYStu was kino
>>22259561guaranteed replies, 10/10 anon, well played
>>22266570Baking soda is often used as a mild abrasive.Lemons because they smell nice.
>>22257990So it was destined?
>>22267747Damn, getting plucked to death
>>22267747what a shitty person
>>22266582Ahahahahaha
>>22260823Also a hobby of mine, but I never judge people though since I'm doing it on my own. I just like to see how people behave, sometimes you see some funny shit. When I worked as a library clerk I couldn't believe the number of people watching porn out in the open or that one guy who'd stack seemingly random books on his table, read one for ten minutes and then leave a dozen just lying there
>>22260893sometimes some anons will post a recipe or actual interesting webm, it's like dumpster diving
>>22265961that cigarette trick is pretty cool, does he burn himself?
>>22262586there really is social media content tailored to every niche, goddamn
>>22267747I should rape her
>>22267921*useYou can only use an object
>>22251832Based. Thank you
>>22266074>got married 3 years ago>gained 45 fucking pounds since then>210lbs>wife lost weight after having our babyLooks like I'm the one sneaking it in on her lads
>>22267747Can a member of 4chan moderation please explain to me why this video of animal abuse has stayed up on the blue food and cooking board for 7 hours
>>22268210I suspected that's what that was so I didn't open it. Thanks for the warning. I too would like to know why horrible animal torture videos are allowed in /ck/ webm threads. I don't click on any webms with Asian people or live animals in the thumbnail anymore until I get confirmation it's not animal abuse.
>>22262841definitely?
>>22268210What moderation?
>>22267935I choose a duck.
>>22266576heartwarming
>>22265961names on the shirt tag
>reddit: the animal
>>22264508The industrial accidents.
>>22264508The insatiable lust for white men.
>>22259485>jack cut himselfawww this must have happened after his strokes when the poor dude's able to use only one han--- jfc what a dumbass
>>22268880the way he was handling that knife it could have gone a lot worse than nicking his thumb
>>22251831What's the largest amount of calories you can serve someone before it's considered attempted murder? Cause I feel like this might cross that line
>>22253070I don't see a shov-- ohhhh
>>22252644This bitch is so fucking fake that it hurts. Why do you faggots watch these tiktok videos? I don't see the appeal.
>>22251831This always looks good when im hungry and nauseating when im not.
>>22266581Cute
>>22252797takes no preparation, of course
>>22266103>>22268931Better?>>22260824Their eyes are slanted. Combine that with fat cheeks with no chin and you have a downie.
>>22251831That is vomit inducing
>>22267524>Me after eating one(1) bean
>>22253392Where does he go when the eggs run out Home? I doubt it, he's built himself something unique. An opportunity. A business pitch.Where does he go? I'll tell you.He goes to get more eggs. And how does he get in and out? My friend, these are not the questions you should be asking, but they are the ones you must ask.
