The Nog has droppedThis is not a drillThe Nog has droppedIt is officially Nog season
>>22250706i tried some commercial nog and it tastes like liquid eastern european candy
I recommend picrel, but you can mix it 50/50 with brandy to get more easily trollied.
>>22250718>this is your last warninks
real noggers will have their mugs at the ready
>>22250725can I refill your egg nog for you, drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
>>22250734>middle of nowhereEverywhere is somewhere.
>>22250706Buy it once each year. It's always disappointing but nevertheless, it's a crappy tradition now.
Egg nog is great but be sure to get it while you can, in my local supermarket anyway they pull it from the shelves like 2 weeks before Christmas
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>>22250706I fucking hate noggers
>>22250706My mom gets so nogged out every christmas I can’t stand it. Once she’s got 8 or 9 nogs in her it’s game over.
>>22251029>Once she’s got 8 or 9 nogs in her it’s game over.For you maybe
>>22250754Being figuratively be somewhere would require being literally nowhere.
>>22251036no you could just be somewhere else.
>>22251036what?
>>22251045Somewhere other than where you are?>>22251046Middle of nowhere is figurative, not literal.
>>22251048>Middle of nowhere is figurative, not literalThat's not what you said
>>22251051You can't literally be figuratively somewhere.
>>22251052you can’t be raping me through the screen but you’re still somehow doing it right now
>>22251056I can figuratively rape you through the screen, as you just acknowledged.
>>22251059So you are literally figuratively raping anon.
>>22251066Difficult to say, your lack of punctuation and sentence construction is rather ambiguous. You would have to insert some commas in there and/or restructure the sentence for me to say for certain. I see at least four unique ways to interpret that sentence as written and I have no idea which one you intend.
>>22251076I am being literal in my assertion that you are figuratively raping anon.
>>22251081Then that is a no. Anon may feel raped (literal or figurative) but no rape (literal or figurative) has taken place.
>>22251082that's not what I asserted. Try again.
>>22251086Is this your way of 'asking' to be raped?
>>22251087I accept your concession.
>>22251089I'm hearing 'yes' and that makes me uncomfortable which makes me feel like I am being raped. I think it might be you who is literally figuratively raping anon.
Please stop arguing guys, it's Christmas.
>>22251094all interaction is a form of rape, rape all the time, that is it's nature. There may be other universes based on other principles but ours seem based on rape and games.
>>22251101I used to know this psychotic tranny and this sounds like something he would say
>>22251101A form of rape is not rape, Billy understood this distinction.
>>22251109please stop with the anti-semantics, the context of my post is in reference to "figurative rape".
>>22251124Then Learn to construct non-ambiguous sentences. I literally had no clue what you meant and am still unclear.
>>22251127raped.
>>22250783my shithole hasn't even gotten any apple cider yet
An 8 oz glass of this stuff it like 1/4 of the calories you need in a day.
>>22250706JUST EAT A THOUSAND PIES
>>22251100its Hallothanksmas
>>222523318oz is too much for one sitting regardless of the alchohol content. I'll just have a couple swigs a day and probably still less than half that measure.
>>22251101It's not always rape, some interactions are cooperative and symbiotic. Sure, you can't have an ecosystem without rape, but it's not useful to moralise biochemistry.
>>22250724Hehe
>>22250706Canada is full of ethnics.Jews in my neighbourhood don't drink nogg.Im going to have to drive 20 min to wallmart, ain't I?
I put nog in my coffee this morning
>>22252338>8oz is too muchfor you
>>22250706too much sugar.t. used to drink a 2L every 3 days during holidays
>>22252898Well, I'm glad to hear you still have no sense of balanced moderation.
>>22252960I literally don'tI eat entire boxes of cereal in a sitting like a downieat 30, I'm in great shape. visible abs and ~15in biceps
>>22253049Show bussy, twink
>>22253055calm down attalus
>drinking anything besides raw milk eggnoglol
>>22253075Cockteasing whore! You're such a little slut!
>>22253101Raw milk!? AND raw eggs!?!
>>22250706Hehe niggers
>>22252874any more than 3-5oz a day is indulgent
>>22253288>3ozCome the fuck on. I mean, no one is going to pretend egg nog isn't indulgent to begin with but if you must measure your indulgence at least allot yourself a real fucking and brimming glass of it on the weekend and then skip the weekdays or something. No one sips on 3oz of shit that doesn't burn your throat.
>>22251029My grandma used to do that, when she was alive, especially after grandpa died.
>>22250706i miss the fast food nog milkshakes
>>22250706Caught the new Alton Brown vid on 'nog the other day.I've never had anything like that but I might try it (and possibly die)
>>22250706No one should buy this shit. It isn't even hard to make and you probably have all the ingredients already I mean come on
From dreams to reality.
>>22255701Nice cup yo
>>22255713I meant to post the image this way but it posted that way
>>22255783Thank you. I believe the design is called "broad and bird table". I got it dirt cheap from a charity shop but the teapot was missing. The cat loves to eat tuna from the saucers and biscuits from the cake plate, while I drink wine and that from the teacups.
>>22253687Very sad and sweet at the same time
nog has too many calories. I'd rather eat a hamburger than drink a cup of egg nog.
>>22258198if you ditch the bun and cheese you could have 4 hamburgers AND some nog instead
Homemade nogg is so dangerously goodDozen eggs, yolks and whites separated Beat eggs until light yellow then slowly add 3/4 cup sugar to the yolks. Fold the sugar in before you beat it in or itll fly everywhere Add one whole nutmegs worth you freshly planed yourselfAdd a quart of whole milk and 2-3 cups of cream (honestly cant go wrong here)Add 1 1/2 cups brandyAdd 1 1/2 cups whiskyWhip egg whites, add sprinkle of cream of tartar to whites, beat them further until almost stifflikePour nogg booze mixture into the egg whites and fold it overPour/spoon/ladel into storage containers (glass is good here)Its messy bottling it but its 1000% worth it
>>22251076Shut up nerd
>>22250706Way too early what
>>22250718you can make italian ski lodge drink Bombardino
>>22263032wow! everything looks awesome. now if you only had a clean spoon...
>>22250706Southern comfort fucking blows. Kroger brand is pretty good but always sold out. My favourite is Shamrock Farms. I'm a tea toter. I don't drink booze but this year I want to try more alcoholic nogs. The only one I tried is Christiansen Bros.
>>22252321good news the apple cider finally arrived!>shelf stable ultra pasteurized shit with a mountain of sugar$9 for a fucking gallon of this garbage... I LIVE IN FUCKING APPLE COUNTRY FOR FUCKS SAKE!>>22265091I've wondered about Pennsylvania Dutch brand. surely it's better than Evan William's swill.
>>22251022came here to post this
>>22250706>Kosher Certifiedcouldn't be me buying that.
>>22251029>>22253687She’s been drinking too much eggnog, and we begged her not to go. But she forgot her medication and stumbled out the door into the snow.
>>22265530Did she happen to get run over by Santa?
>>22250706>egg nog right next to the choccy milkgonna make some nig nog are we?
