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So these billionaires... BWAHAHAHA... they thought that... AHAHAHAHAHAHA... holy shit, I'm sorry, it's just that... they... PFFFFFFFTTTT... okay, okay, they thought that AI... *wheezes*... that AI would solve the human DNA patterns and make them... HAHAHA YOU'RE READY? THEY THOUGHT IF THEY ALL INVEST IN AI THEY WOULD LIVE LONGER
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>62828860
Satoshi would've invested
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>>62828860
Holy shit, that's so retarded it actually makes sense.
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>>62828860
I wonder how true this is.
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>>62828860
Billionaires already live forever
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Eh I have some money in Telo because every retard wants to end aging
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>>62828938
God I hate this disgusting jew
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lmao its like eat an apple nigger
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>Claude make me immortal, no drinking water or exercise.
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>>62829722
>turns you into a rock
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even gilgamesh failed in his quest for immortality
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>>62828860
ChatGPT make me dodge ovens of deaths
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>>62829805
fukken snek stole his immortality, fuk sneks fukken cunts
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AI is boomers final fuck you, their magnum opus of detailing your life is coming to fruition.
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>>62828860
Well the previous trick of billionaires to prolong their life was lazy cannibalism. David Rockefeller had 8 heart transplants, begging at age of around 81. It's lazy cannibalism because you're consuming bodily flesh of other human beings but you're too lazy to chew it yourself, so you just hire medical goons to put the flesh inside you instead.
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>>62830947
Dying billionaires be like:
>you see that 18 years old Philippino over there? boy I would just fucking love to kill him, rip his beating heart out and put his flesh inside me
Black market doctors be like:
>such service will cost you 5 million, sire
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>>62828860
ITS RIDICULOUS

They know its futile. They know they cannot break from God's design. Now they will lash on all creation out of spite against the Almighty.
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>>62828860
Death is good. No matter how shitty things will get, you know you're here just temporarily. Imagine being stuck forever in this shit world until you end it yourself
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>>62830960
All they had to do was invest in eternal life through Jesus Christ, our Lord and only begotten Son of the most high Father. But no, they had too much pride. Just like another nigger we all know.
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>>62828860
B-B-BUT THOSE MOVIES I SAW IN THE 1980'S SAID AI WOULD TAKE OVER EVERYTHING!!!
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>>62828860
I'm laughin a lot today too, it's infectious they say but not on a body or a brain but on your heart. It's a vaccine for heart disease. For some of us that's our job. It's actually all our jobs if it saves just one life.
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AI does contribute greatly in bio-science and drug research though.
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these lil niggas
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>>62828860
I mean AI is already decompiling software which isn't too different from trying to read DNA.
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>>62828860
AI will be able to do it for sure. Still gonna die eventually though, nothing lives forever.
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>>62832496
have an updoot good sir :)
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>>62833345
retard
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>>62830960
Living longer is against God's design? Several biblical figures lived to be nearly 1000 years old.
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>>62833413
you fucking retard, we dont even know what was their concept of a "year", it was probably months or something, even then it makes 83 fucking years and boy noone was seeing 83 years in the year 0
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