I'm a time-traveler from 80000 years in the future. Bitcoin is still 80k. Bears are all in hibernation, bulls are exclusively farmed for hamburgers. Nothing is left but crab. AI (yes they're still calling it AI 80k years from now) is capable of predicting picoseconds into the future and auto-buys under 80k and auto-sells above 80k. Quantum technology has already been mastered and future timelines can be predicted. I brought a timeline predictor back with me and all the timelines are like this. 80k. All of them. Nothing remains but crab. Make your time.
>>62826407I've had a bitcorn since 2020 and I've kept hoping it would protect me from inflation and for some reason it never does
>>62826407>Quantum technology has already been mastered and future timelines can be predictedWell, at least *something* made me money in the future.
>>62826407Have crab gfs finally become mandatory?
>>62826407How's the inflation going?
>>62826407>mfw the US dollar still exist in 82026 AD>mfw no face
