Chinese cars, edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/Previous>>62824278
WOOOO
kospi
NIGGERS
>>62825093WIll democrats sweeping midterms affect tsla too much? Should I buy degen puts?
>>62825093two more weeks
>>62825107do not try to short tsla ever while musk in charge. One gossip about the spacex buyout - and your short us ruined by algos
Micron crossed 950 this is not a drill tech golden bull run is back on this is not a drill
>>62825093Reminder this is the most expensive luxury model in China, produced by their most 'prestigious' company and they made a brake out of fucking plastic.
I apologize about my attitude yesterday. Someone started asking questions about scoopsies and it trigger an animalistic fight of flight response from me.
>>62825107Tesla can paradoxically benefit from either side. But it doesn’t matter because the fundamentals of Tesla are unrelated to its share price and never have been.
>>62825107If the sweep i'm going to be pissed because I want my $5000 that trump promised me.
>>62825130are you coming back to /biz/ /smg/ for a while?we appreciate your presence
>>62825135I've just been dual posting. /bantsmg/ is the real /smg/ and I love it dearly, but it does get slow at late hours.
>>62825107what people dont even think aboutif the democrats sweep than the Iran war is over as democrats will block itTrump has zero authorization for this war
>>62825138The war should have never started in the first place. Also couldn't trump in theory use emergency powers or some shit to overrule them? Frankly i'm tired of paying $5 a gallon for gas. Oilfags need to be stopped.
>>62825137okay cool once you came back we started getting green days again
>>62825141Jewish curses can be cast at any minute. So the people in this general need to watch their language when talking to me.
>>62825130You're just jealous of newfag smiggers choccy titties because it reminds you how you failed to charm scoopsies sweet baby bussy
Also my 401k is up 20% this years so I don't know what everyone else's problem is.>>62825145Scoopsies will come back to me. Eventually he'll get banned from X and have nowhere else to go. It's literally written in the talmud.
>>62825146So it is writtenYou a millionaire yet or what it's been at least 7 years
>>62825130I for one am glad to have you back
>>62825140Trump can only use his war powers if the US gets attacked by Iranso either we get a big false flag or the war is over
>>62825148Definitely not. If anything, things are pretty middle of the road. It doesn't help I have to shell out $1000 for a dental procedure tomorrow. I'm still gambling though which will eventually net me a jackpot and make me rich. I've considered starting to play the powerball as well to increase my chances. If I win that I will purchase 4chan and eliminate every single board other than /bant/.>>62825149>spottemgottemI miss that lil nigga like you wouldn't believe>>62825151False flag you say...
>>62825143maybe if you start doing update videos again we can get some real pumps
>>62825157The sky is the limit. How many newfags are here compared to OG's? I would imagine this place is flooded with zoomers and redditors. Am I wrong?
>>62825151i mean he'll just do whatever his fried brain last hears from Miller and/or Bibi
>>62825160Didn't he beg the jews of israel to vote for bibi because if he is outed the US will have to fight alone in Iran kek? (as if we aren't already)
>>62825156I love your political message and I will vote for you to win the powerball if you promise me 5k. Shill me a stock
>>62825162i dunno, he just says shit and then hopes it keeps the ICC out of his bunghole
>>62825159idkwe still post lots of >futuresthough
I thought this was codified
invest in $SMEV
>>62825164I can't shill you anything right now because I haven't done any research yet. Toss money in commodities if you don't know what to do.>>62825170I'm jewish. Trump has no power over me.
What are some Japanese stocks to pump my hot sticky liquidity into?
Future stankee doo Jake Bauers
>>62825176WAAA-671
>>62825159I've been here long enough,to remember back when /smg/ was chasing weed stocks,and getting screamed at for saying it's a bad ideabtwweed stocks are down 90% from the highs to this day. They never recovered, and it's been over 5 years.There were some posters that were rightLum poster went all in on semis in 2020and is now a millionaire and never posts here anymore.Oil princesses were right as well.
>>62825177Wrong thread I’m leaving it
>>62825174>I'm jewish. Trump has no power over me.Maniac, you believe your own God has no power over you.
>>62825174I'm buying refineries like MPC and Sinclair but it was a rough day today
>>62825181Sounds like you wanna go all in on minors. May I suggest bayhorse?
>>62825179Yeah weed posters were wrong and technically gay sex posters were as well, but we all made a little cash on SIGA.
>>62825185i think i lost money on SIGA for holding too long
>>62825187I doubled up my money could have made more, but easily could have lost it all. Those were wild times.
>>62825185I remember when smiggers were making fun of people in SOXLsmiggers did actually get in semis very early.but 90% of them couldn't handle the volatility.
>>62825189it was one of the good times
the only reason I keep coming to /smg/ is that it's a great reverse indicator.I can time bottoms with /smg/
>>62825190One of the biggest long time certainties of our present economy is that there will be more demand for semis in the future. Once we get through the current bubble, anyone would be well served by putting a tiny amount in SOXL (like 1% of net worth) and then doing your best not to look at it for 20-30 years. If it absorbs at zero it's not much lost, and if it doesn't it'll probably be a meaningful chunk of your net worth at the end.
Why has 4chan not done anything to this site or made any attempts at value capture aside from intermittently making the captchas more annoying?
>>62825130How is Scoopsies you dumb nigger?
>>62825199for the same reason it never happened with 2ch or 2channel
My long term (1-2mo) trajectory is homelessness but it's not about birds in the bush it's all about dicks in the bush, nomsayin?
>>62825201What are those raisins?
>>62825198such a retarded post its unreal
>KOSPI over 6kThe Koreans found the leverage
>>62825198Your advice would be good if it didn't involve holding a daily reseting leveraged ETF over a long period of time. Just buy SOXX if you're going to take that approach.
>>62825206Japanese moot doesn't want to
>>62825192kek indeed>>62825200You tell me chud. Haven't seen him in a long time. He's a greedy nigger. He'll get too cocky and gamble everything and lose it like CLFtranny
>>62825216You fucking do know about Scoopsies you lying dumb giga nigger. He is your boyfriend you fucking liar!
>tfw when you missed the early SOXL cuz u thought they were these things (which make things less conductive, ie semiconductive)
>>62825214that guy owns all the same ones? is he a hikkimori or something
>>62825220He's very comfortable in the space under my bed.
How do we make money from the crash when the West realizes AI is never making its initial investment back?
>>62825225same dude owns them all
>>62825230They will burn everything down on their way out. That's why they are building massive cities underground that (you) will not have access to.
>>62825229long SQQQ, TMF
>>62825138>he thinks the Dems will say no to Israel
>>62825232Can they hurry the fuck up already this life is gay and boring
>>62825226Based
>>628251087%, ungggggggg. Just need 50% more and Ill sell my koru.
damn kospi is flying
BA might hit a new low soon, could be a good pick up
>>62825211Nah the daily reset is the entire point. It's not 3x performance over the long term; either it goes to near zero and effectively absorbs there or absolutely moons since the etf keeps piling on leverage as it goes up.It's a positive expected value lottery ticket. Size SMALL, don't think about it, don't look at it, don't expect anything from it, if it works you'll have a notably fatter/earlier retirement and if it doesn't not much lost.
>kospi stalling at 6000I know some y'all smiggers won't break even until 8k lulz
>futures
>>62825130Is this Johnny Fathands
>>62825261Airbus planes are noticeably nicer as a passenger, and with people increasingly using google flights which tells you the frame people are increasingly realizing that it's because they were on an airbus and not just good luck. Being the less desired option by travelers won't be good for Boeing's pricing power long term, once travelers demand a discount to fly a Boeing (it's coming I think) the airlines will demand one to buy one too.Also look at that chart. Just fucking look at it. You want to buy into that?
>>62825278kek
>>62825138Democrats serve Israel too...
>>62825268>high volatility daily resetting leverage>positive expected valuepick one
>>62825285If you had $10k and bought SOXL on its inception in 2010 you'd have $1.5 million dollars today
>>62825285There is zero possibility that half a year into a bear market buying a leveraged ETF doesn't result in a multiplication of the original stake.Can't be assed to calculate EV now or wait 10 minutes for AI to do it.
>>62825138Lmao. You retards do realize we can do as many to day special operations as he wants to as long as he calls them a different name, right? The only leverage Congress has is to literally refund the military if they wanted to stop it.
Bros, I'm getting old.. I've been having some trouble walking, I've got problems with my right knee, my left knee... and my weeny
>>62825293As a 21 year old guy, I have found thay jerking off usually helps with everything.
platos cave, born and raised
>>62825299it was just a joke but hopefully when I'm that old it'll still work
>>62825306It can be an early sign of heart problems if it isn't working as well. One of those you really should talk to a Dr. things. Stay healthy and stay hard anon.
Luddites, the rosary, the schizos... what the hell happened to /smg/? You're all going fucking nuts.In anycase, what the hell do you expect for today? Volatility and then back to the same levels as yesterday? Dumping? Pumping? Be honest with me.
>>62825308harder than you are
>>62825313Pump on openCrab for lunchPump for closeSmall red candle for AH for dessert
>>62825313>In anycase, what the hell do you expect for today?Today is over. Tomorrow is what you mean. I think this recent sell off was the most fake and gay thing I've seen, tech is ironically (yes, ironically, not 'unironically') undervalued, market is scared to price in non-cyclical production so we can get excess returns by bearing that risk. Elections are coming, so historic pussy-footing then gigapump. Everyone will say it was obvious. Strong chance of fuckery on Thursday. Don't say I didn't tell you so.I'm only 12 weeks into my trading journey and I already know this.
>>62825313Fed will surprise hike and the market will take a big fat shit.Relax, I just kid around.>>62825315This desu is probably right. Same as it ever was. Low volume boring piece of shit market. Not even worth trading. Just hold what you got or sit with cash on sideline.
>>62825315who the fuck is hitting my queen like that, cease now
I bought a frozen 7/11 brand breakfast pizza last weekend and cooked it myself. It weighs 2 pounds and I ate the whole thing in one sitting. It has 6000mg of sodium and about 500% of your daily saturated fat. I'm lucky to be alive.
>>62825325She was never that hot. Just the first to do it. She's the ronda rousey of OF.
Damn /bantsmg/ is more dead than usual. Did you fucking chuds do something to the ethnically pure turkish germans or schizo anon?!
>>62825325get a life man>>62825331she kinda cutie tho she had that w rizz and youthful glow ykwis unc-a-lunk
>>62825332Everyone is afraid of the FED meeting
>>62825333You only liked her because she had braces that made her look like she was 13. You are a pedo and while I don't agree with it, it's part and parcel in this general. Personally, I chose the morally righteous sexual preference of femboys. But what can I say? I'm a man of god.
>>62825336>>62825329If you want the femboys to want you back maybe lay off the pizza a bit. This is financial advice.
>>62825332they were all bots and the php update purged them
>>62825315This kind of shit is what is corrupting the youth and mindbreaking them. You see these anime like girls, making noises and behaving like dolls and then they see the real women around them and obviously, their fried brains think real women are not enough.
>>62825332bumb fights guy punked phil do hard phil could not complete the segment.
>>62825338I don't "want" for anything. If I want something I take it. Perks of being a hamchad. Get fucked onions claw.
>>62825324>>62825315What I said was right actually. Market will crab until Thursday, which will likely trend, options marker markets will decide what happens Friday under high premium/IV as buyers toss pennies into the wishing well.
>>62825331>She was never that hot.She was always very hot
>>62825340I employed a zoomer at my last job who had a girlfriend that payed for his OF sub to her. There is a reason I look at that generation like they are gum on my shoe. No standards.
>>62825346Yeah, she's beautiful. And her smile is great.
>ewz dumping
Waste management and electronics recycling is the obvious next play.
I'm scared TER bros
>>62825347My coworker no joke had an OF wife (who openly flirted with me before I knew they were dating, prior to marriage) and eventually they got divorced and he's trans now. She wasn't even that hot, just a snotty/mucus gamer nerd vibe who I knew I could bang (had glasses and was thin/petite). Tried to ignore her but she was always looking at me in standups. When I heard they were married and it clicked she was such a whore and he had problems it suddenly made sense.I never met anyone with OF before that, didn't know until post-divorce. it was crazy when he started going by Justina and painting his nails black. We'd work together and he'd talk about his divorce and needing medication (hormone stuff). He was a great dude, too. Ex-military, mentally strong as a co-worker. Was a source of relief for others. I really wanted to help him somehow but it's something you can get fired for if it goes wrong these days. If he was a high school friend I would've tried to help by force. I would not let one of my day ones do something like that. Or marry a whore.
Most obvious short opportunity ever
>>62825349she's only 31 but close enough.
>>62825341>the dadcore boomer vs. the irreverent 30yo gen xer trying to make money any scam he canThose were the daysToo bad this guy is probably in his 50s with an asian wife and an ugly autistic kid now
>>62825355It's funny. There is only one girl I creep on on OF, and she wants too much money to show me her asshole so I don't give her money. It is fairly bullish that I can haggle like a pajeet to get a girl to show me her body. She is literally the perfect woman. Would be even better if I find out she has a penis.
>>62825356Same
>>62825360It is not bullish and simping over 'perfect woman' is basic. I mean this repectfully, we all have room to grow.
>>62825364You don't know the woman i'm talking about chud. If you saw her you would agree. Also don't make an attempt to talk down to me. It gives me the ick.
>>62825362hey cunt you can't just try to disprove me by zooming in to 6 months ago, that's cheating.
>>62825360feels like at that point where she's desperate for cash you should just haggle to get her to move in with you, she doesn't have to show you her butthole if she's letting you fuck her for covering her rent. God I would be so rich if I bought AMD last year.
>>62825369I will do your research for you. Give me the ticker.
>>62825370>she doesn't have to show you her butthole if Fucking gross. I don't want to fuck her. I want to see her butthole.
I fully judge a woman by how clean her butthole is. Nothing else.
>>62825374genuinely terrible webm when the first guy didn't get hit or almost hit by a car
>>62825377That will be (you) before too long.
>>62825336That's a woman.
https://fortune.com/2026/10/26/ai-zero-financial-payoff-outside-big-tech-apollo-slok-goldman-peak/> “Despite massive investments and widespread hype around artificial intelligence, the technology has delivered zero financial payoff to corporate America outside of tech,” Slok wrote in a note Saturday.> Hatzius wrote in a note to clients Monday that the growth impulse from the AI boom was set to peak in late 2026 or early 2027 “even before concerns around the sustainability of the AI investment boom intensified in recent weeks.” > Inflation-adjusted revenue per worker and profit margins are rising for the Magnificent 7 and flat for everyone else in the S&P 500, which he calls the S&P 493. Productivity growth shows no AI lift either, he wrote, citing the San Francisco Fed’s utilization-adjusted measure of total factor productivity.>“With no impact on the bottom line, mainstream corporate America is pulling back and starting to view token spending not as a source of growth but as a cost center that weighs on margins,” Slok wrote.>Mainstream corporate America “does not need the latest model and is unwilling to pay for it.”
>>62825378no because I don't want to spend money on retarded shit like VR.
>>62825381Every American company uses programming and tech, even non-tech ones. Like Walmart employs tons of programmers.AI helps a lot with that.
>>62825381Someone with opposing financial decisions opposes thing that opposes their decisions? No way!
>>62825383> worrying about spending moneyDo you work at taco bell or something?
>>62825369>disprove strong assumption lad. there is no 'proof' in the real world, it only exist in purely logical, dedicative realms like math. at it's best this is empirical, pseudo-statistical and heuristic. >>62825366I deliver what's due, whether up or down I don't care. The perfect woman is your wife's homely, unwashed sister. The smelly weird one who has the most rank unwashed panites and is so incredibly mid yet just has the inexplicable 'it' factor you can only explain on a primal level. It's not some porn stars bleaches asshole like you think. You are gooner looking respect on a gooner forum. Think about that.
>>62825390>You are goonerI'm far too old to goon. And I don't need respect.
>>62825389A dollar spent is a dollar lost
>>62825389in order to make a million dollars you have to spend 5 years spending as little as possible.
>>62825390>strong assumption lad. there is no 'proof' in the real world, it only exist in purely logical, dedicative realms like math.dumb post, the market isn't logical or deductive but alchemical and based on vibes.
>>62825384https://www.apollo.com/wealth/insights-news/insights/daily-spark/no-signs-of-ai-payoff-outside-the-tech-sectorthe great promises of AI aren't showing at all while more and more money is being poured in.
>>62825393I was under the impression that this was a gambling general. What the hell is going on here?
>>62825389>not working at a restaurant to get free food in order to minmax savingsmcdonald employees on average save more money than a doctor
>>62825352>Waste managementMy business is municipal and putrescilbe waste...now where is my fuck'n money!
>>62825393Ive spent 10 and got to $100k
>AI hypebros that are the true luddites that want to gate all AI behind their IPOsLinkedin Posters>Midterm elections next weekRDDT posters>Trump rambling for the midterm pushFacebook boomersThis general is going to be unusable for weeks. Just missing the Elon pajeets.
Holy shit MU is ripping
>>62825391I've been spending tonight working on my rage baiting (not only this general but others). In some way trolling makes you smarter and I need to have creative avenues, work on articulation, etc. I am saying this because you said you're old, and ability to articulate/vocabulary goes fast with age if not maintained. I am making some effort to maintain, open to advice.Unfortunately something so satanic that as rage baiting is the new way to challenge yourself and grow. Streamers do this professionally. The demonic energy grows greater every year; I'm drunk but David Wallace predicted this and, maybe ironically, ironically advocated sincerism. You can't help now but think he's lucky given what's going on.
>kioxia +15%seen this one before
>>62825395Umm, dumber post,.... your analysis is trying to apply logic and deduction to what you now describe as 'alchemical and based on vibes.'.Unbelievably you didn't realize this immediately, as it was the point I was making. Parry this and continue
>>62825407Umm, regretsisters?
>>62825407>breaks 1000>goes back down to sub 900 in 2 weeks time>repeat till 2050
>>62825400That's literal nonsense but I won't spend the time to look up the facts on the topic.>>62825401kek>>62825409> I'm drunkbrother i'm 12 beers deep and have to get a tooth extraction and a bone graft at 2pm tomorrow. I've made a terrible mistake but i'm in too deep and started hitting the slots. I've already made more in the last 3 minutes than most chuds in this general make in a full day.
>>62825413I was drunk as fuck yesterday morning and yeeted into a bunch of 925 calls that expire today, they will be like 5x if this holds
the neoclouds can't get the loans and the ai bubbles pop
This general is about to have a new beginning. I loved you all. I love you all. You are all my children. For the last 10 years I gave all of my time to you. But you fell prey to the jannies of old. You fell for jewish trickery of those like baggot. It's not your fault. Most would. Baggot has and always will bend the knee to me because he knows I am the righteous jew of /smg/ in it's universal form. Come home. Come back to the /smg/ that we all know and love.
>>62825428That's cool and all, but I was always more of a /rhg/ and /ptg/ kind of guy
>>62825431/rhg/ is a relic of the past frankly. But it's where I met baggot sadly.
>>62825417Uhh what? I was nice to you because you were 'old', but now you're just being retarded. We've all been there. I've made $100k+ in a day before. And '12 beers deep' isn't a flex lol. You should know this if you're 'old'. I will drink 30 modelos as a warm up. But on the bigger picture what are you even doing, I decided to be nice to you because I thought you weren't retarded by virtue of age. Whatever, learn something new everyday.
>>62825441Basically what you're saying is that you're a richfag. In which case why haven't you payed your tithe. $5k to me would be a drop of water in the ocean for you. I can do a lot more with that than you can. Also what's with the attitude? I was trying to teach you zoomers how to make money quickly when in need and you disrespect me like that?! Call me dude again and.. you know what...you've got to go. I'm not your bro at the bar. I Johnny effing fathands!!
its wednesday
>>62825444Wat kind of stocks does a rat lord have?
>>62825427why wouldn't anyone lend to them? the best trade there is right now. lend to neocloud, repackage it, ask for a baa3 rate, and sell it to my pension fund. it's like coke to them. it's tops a week on the initial lenders book near zero risk big moneys.
>>62825410Yeah I was thinking that too. Volume for today's session in Japan was huge. I'm feeling optimistic that it could maybe starting to turn a corner, but I'm also very aware of how much that stock just loves to eat shit.
>>62825455All in on DD calls
I am importing my frens from /bantsmg/ you can't stop this. This spell can't be countered.
The janny no longer works for you. He is a mole placed here to secure the return of /bantsmg/. He played the long game and there will be a statue built in his honor. this was fucking years in the making. Glad everything worked out.
It is time. I will continue making videos with stock tips for my children. Just let me heal from my dental surgery first. This is the golden period for this general.
>>62825452>Basically what you're saying is that you're a richfag. In which case why What?? This isn't worth my time, you're so stupid yet old too!I live out of my car man. I've hundreds of thousands stolen from me. I don't know where I implied I'nm a richfag.>you zoomersand you don't even know how old I am.And why do you think you deserve 'respect' on the internet, come on man.
>>62825452just reread what you said and you're so stupid, ngmi
>>62825464Bantus can stay in their ebola infested dead general
when I was a kidmy favourite donuts were those chocolate covered donuts with vanilla custard filling. Not cream filling. Custard filling/I tried to eat one as an adult, and it's too sweet.
>>62825470>I live out of my car man
>>62825473Shut your fucking mouth. They are the purest posters to ever exist. You don't even deserve to see their posts.
>>62825470Good luck. I hope you make it.I have sympathy for people that struggle with housing.
>>62825483I have 2 additional beds in my apartment. He could drive here and live with me, but there will be rules. He will have to wear cute anime girl outfilts and wear makeup.
>>62825488Everybody is deathly afraid of being homelessbut once you experience it, it's not as bad as you imagine. I'd choose homelessness over gay shit a hundred times over.
>>62825470Wait a goddamn minute. Big5 is that you?!?!?!
>43 pbtidback to your containment zone
Fatass crashing out
>>62825496Tell the janny to ban me. I'm sure he'll respond.
>>62825489and when the same amount of oil flows through the sumed pipeline and Suez canal?
>>62825396>the great promises of AI aren't showing at all while more and more money is being poured in.All this tells me is that the tech sector is the only industry with the balls to fire employees not contributing enough (also why it's over performed vs other industries).Nike still has 73,000 employees to re-release air force 1s every year. That's more than nvidia, more than micron, far more than sandisk, way more than AMD, etc.Let's go other industries! If you want your stock to perform like a tech company, you gotta get lean like a tech company.
Expand Energy Corporation (EXE)? what do we think?
>>62825476>something something work of fiction, you're a fool>>62825483I hope you make it too >>62825488can your wife fit a bike peg in her asshole?>>62825495I touch grass so dont' know what that is
gmWhen I don't know what my job is, I know at least what my body can do. I don't have one so I don't take up any space, just time. I take up a lot of time. Once I found that out, it was clear: my job is to explore, survey, conquer, and peacefully acquire time. I think it belongs to me. I do not want to take what doesn't belong to me. So I just have to figure out what belongs to me, confirm that, and then take what I need from what I already have. Because the truth, which I may or may not ever come to truly know, is that time already belongs to me wholly. It's mine. Then I can want all the time in the world, and have all I need. If my job was to actually take up as much space as possible, because that's how I grew, so that's what I do, then I just have to do a different job. You know what to do Alex. Don't take what's yours, just do your job. You want to so you Will. I felt compelled to shake this thought before I have breakfast or even seek it out or do ANYTHING ELSE for the day. Some work is done before the light comes, for me. That's how I grew. My head still has a mouth so using it is part of my job whether I like it or not.
>>62825517>I touch grass so dont' know what that isfucking gross. big5 was a legend before the boxcar incident.If you ever say another bad word about my wife again I will make sure you never get to post here ever again your entire life. Only warning you will get.
>>62825519Wats it like being an AI agent?
>>62825511This. Have you met tech bros?
>>62825476it's great you're balls are made of basedbeans and you've never had any actual struggles. Let mommy know I'm coming over tonight, my balls are swollen off this convo. I can take on all you sub 160 IQ retards all day. You ahven' faced cowboy lawlessness, fraud, theft, etc. I will own you like you're my donkey. You are my ass.
This cartoon troon is annoying.
>>62825522just realized you were everyone I responded to, get a life, multi poster.
>>62825313I expect a small correction on the open, maybe an overreaction to STX, HOOD, either buying or selling before the buying eventually resumes, I can't say how it will start, followed by a giga pump in the semi sector until just before the FOMC, where everyone's gonna sit super tight with their buttholes clenched, making no sound whatsoever, fingers on the panic button. If the sentiment is dovish with no hike, it will omegapump for the last hour. If anything else happens, like...hawkish + no hike = 1st degree crabbingdovish + hike = 3rd degree crabbinghawkish + surprise hike = rugpullJapanese and Korean markets closed in giga green for semis. I wouldn't call it stable, but brent is under the $116-117 range for now. Might be ignored for the sake of the pump anyway. There's too much money to be made to care about real world problems such as inflation. Greed has a tendency to temporarily blind people. Futures are also green. All signs point towards a bullish start of the day that will end however the FOMC decide it should end.
>>62825526>>62825528Alright I know who to focus on now. Put on a trip and make my job easier.
Y’all are calling it /bantsmg/ but the thread is slow af
>>62825531it doesn't matter that's where the true posters landed.
fuck smg I hope you all lose your lunch money
>>62825534>I hope you all lose your lunch moneyfucking kek! Don't worry. They will.
>>62825530I can tell I've been here longer than you, you're stepping on my work, son. It's not a big deal. My vaseline works for any sex.
>>62825537>My vaseline works for any sex.Don't ever threaten me unless you are willing to compete with the stakes being winner take bussy, Back the fuck up!
>>62825523Eh. It's a living.
>>62825536Is that a Trump dump?
https://lite.cnn.com/2026/10/27/americas/flavio-bolsonaro-brazil-passports-latam-intl> Flávio’s journey mirrors his father’s actions after losing the 2022 presidential election. Shortly after his loss, Jair Bolsonaro decamped for Orlando, Florida, where he remained for three months. During that time, hundreds of his supporters stormed the seats of power in the capital Brasília, vandalizing the supreme court, congress and the presidential palace in an attack reminiscent of the insurrection on the US Capitol in 2021. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/8_January_Bras%C3%ADlia_attacksthat day literally had no effect on the stock, lel.
>>62825540I wouldn't contest anyone for that right. I did 'qualify for' (didn't compete) in junior nationals in olympic lifting in my youth and dont' like how fat those other retards in the strength sports are. olympic lifting athletes and coaches imo have the best bodies and minds. I still dont' like you but im ok with the subject change for the forums sake
>we all went to 5chan
Miss my boy Jerome. Always liked blasting Black Betty on FOMC day.
MU right now
>Qatari Mediators Presented Iran With New Draft Deal In Tehran On Sunday, Iran Considering The Proposal And Response Expected By The End Of The Week - Official Briefed On The Negotiations To RTRS - Draft Sets A Seven-Day Timeline Addressing Both Sides' Concerns>this actually pumped/dumped markets>againEVERYBODY MAKE A WISHLIST
>>62825567holy shit don't tell me but is it above $1800?
>>62825568I'm tired. I'm so fucking tired of this fake and gay world and market.
TSLA will reach ath before xmas
>>62825580Just realize your losses and jump on the semi bandwagon. You still have time. It will pump today, maybe even bigly after FOMC.
>>62825583>LossesI bought my oil stonks in March 2020. I'll NEVER ever see losses. Doesn't make it this jawboning retarded. The only thing it's doing is making the situation worse than it should be down the line.
>>62825198https://ebinlauta.net/static/src/17931757257819716.mp4
>Intel to buy Israeli quantum software firm Classiq for about $2.3B in cash and stock.>Intel has been investing in the development of quantum computing, and today it is the only company capable of producing qubit chips and complex cryogenic control electronics at-scale, using equipment and processes common to conventional silicon-based semiconductor manufacturing.>The proposed acquisition of Classiq would combine Intel’s quantum software platform, scalable silicon spin-qubit technology and advanced semiconductor manufacturing expertise with Classiq’s automated quantum algorithm synthesis platform. The combination would enable Intel to become a full-stack quantum solutions providerThis acquisition could enable intel to build its "cuda" to lock quantum computing like nvidia did with gpu.
>>62825583I might buy a MRVL call to be entirely honest
Any niggers here that swing trade semi's? I bought a share of Samsung a couple of weeks ago to test the waters (I have all my money in bogle ETFs) and I'm up over 14% after today's pump but I've never held a stock into earnings call before. Are you supposed to sell now or wait till tomorrow earnings call? I also bought the actual Korean stock on the kospi and didn't realise you get hit with a minimum 4k won fee per purchase so that also makes actively trading only a single stock expensive. I think the 4k fee is only on purchasing tho so if I do sell I would only purchase more stock If i transfer more money into Korean to bring the fee % down I guess.
>>62825590Calls are a complete coin flip but I've seen them eat shit more often than pump
>>62825529bull case is actually a 0.25 hike, anything else will lead to severe sell off. Inflation still high, bonds still high, the markets wants "stable" conditions or conditions leading to a more stable market, which is achieved by a very predictable low hike
My older brother was a standing Figure. New tonnage of toolage gets hauled out our brains time to time. When he was a lad, my stuff came to be known to him in ways more precise than even our older older brother's. To some, precision has meaning. We have brothers who make, so that I could see finer farther. I couldn't see it at first, but just because I don't see it doesn't mean it's not really there. If I fix my sight on something fine, if I have any chance to know it before its fineness is revealed to me truly, I can only extend credit to its existence before reaching confirmation. My brothers and I confirm each other to be sure the confirming is conforming, because our own older older older brother made us so. And he's one of us. There are people who know these things, and there are people who know the real story of my loving brother the Big Sig Fig. We give what is ours to all, and those who take what is theirs just get it. On that I'm confident we agree.>Ticker: SIG
>>62825590Why would you want to hold stocks in a foreign market unless that's all you trade? Do you hate Micron or something? You a big fan of FX bullshit and weird ass Korean trading?
>tfw being sued for credit card debtwhat are some stocks for this feel
>>62825598Any kind of hike is a bear case, no matter how minimal. We're just pretending that everything's fine when it's not for the sake of making money. Money can insulate you from the world going to shit. That's the whole point.
>>62825604>He tried the debt maxxing
>>62825604did u get a certified letter
>>62825607>hike bear caseThat’s not how it works. If the market loses faith the FED is serious about handling inflation it’ll be even worse. Meanwhile the idea that we are in a hiking regime is already priced in.Do not mistake the market’s expectation that there will be no October rate hike as proof that hotheads market has returned to the no rate hikes regime.
>>62825610It hasnt been issued yet, Im just getting spam mail from random attorneys saying Im getting sued and that they can help me, So im assuming the letter will come eventually
>>62825603I wanted international exposure and to buy the international dip, so I boughted Korea directly instead of buying VEU ETF like I usually would. The extra FX gains is nice too.
>>62825607This. The markets major traders seem to just pretend it doesnt matter, it treats it as a game of musical chairs from the looks of it. See 2018.
>>62825612idiot, you are such a stupid noob. god I am actually mad right now.you are being intimidated by jews, not sued. they want you to pay so they dont' have to pay the cost of suing.god there's probably so much you don't know, stupid fucking goyim, hitler was wrong.
>>62825615>"this"no one knows what the fuck is going on. trend is up. all time basic linear regression indicates up. if you're leveraged and looking for entries or playing vol, sure be careful. but the trend is fucking UPUPUP and companies are cheap right now.
>>62825130hey babe welcome back
so..... anyone buying a microduck?
>>62825583the fucking INTC shiller guy that spam AI generated anime girl with INTC clothing deleveraged his semis position. THAT guy gave up on semis, its over for semifags
I bought MSTU
>>62825630Bullish for semisI Bought SOXL at $82 and sold at $84, RIP!
>>62825630didnt sneed-kun also lock in losses at the bottom?
>>62825634did he? i thought he had an avg somewhere in the 600s and was diamond hands
>>62825630every time a [stock] anon sells it's a bottom signalinverse every fucking smg retard's trade
>>62825630>>62825634i did NOT give up on semis, i simply took profits on a soxl trade, my port is 45% intc and i'm 95% equities. i lost nerve on an oversized trade but i still made money.
>>62825636-_-'i've made 110k trading soxl this year i don't buy tops
>>62825630nawIf the pokemon card guy is an equities expert now, the 'bubble' is still on.Here's another theory for you on hardware/semis, from the 2025 april liberation day bottom you had a big pumparino on hardware yea? INTC recovered from its lows, micron was up over 200%, then sold off 20%. Not that bad, but from the june to november highs there was a long period of bearish crabbing before it recovered and found the next leg up in october. Then there was another 2 month selloff, down 25%, before it hit a 'blowoff' in january after earnings. Okay you're following me right? Then, then from january to april it sucked- the march earnings couldn't even break the previous ath and it dumped in early april but in may it exceeded the previous ATH set in january and this was the next leg up to june.So apply to the wider semis market. Crab pump crab dump up down micron is up 4% in premarket, yeah? So I think we're going to reclaim the ATH, big run november-december like last year. Semis in general will follow a somewhat similar pattern, up again, touch those aths again. Then the next big dump because there will be a hike and down into early january. Then in spring when 'the war' finally ends we get the next leg up on semis.
Stellantis (STLA) earning report was good, they are almost break even.This is going to do a 3x this year and a 6X by next year.
>>62825639>>62825643mb king, i guess the vibes are still on. wgmi
I need to shit anyway it's in an accumulation range which is painful if you are leveraged but expected and waiting for the next catalyst of them reporting that ram is tightening again in 2027 due to anthropic and openai spending more money
>>62825630>but some random anon said so>all market signals pointing toward hyper bullish for semis for todayRight... I'll set my stop loss after the pump and not give a fuck. >>62825613Hope you know what you're doing. I'm not sure what international exposure means in the context of investing in just what feeds into the US AI chain. It's not something unique that's decoupled from everything else...>>62825611The FED cannot hike rates beyond a certain point or they risk a default due to how much they'll have to pay in interest alone. They had way more leverage when the debt was more manageable. They're ultimately just kicking the can down the road, hoping for either the AI to create a miracle or the entire system will have to go through painful financial repression. I don't see the alternative as the debt keeps increasing and GDP isn't exploding at the same or a faster rate. Maybe Elon's robots will save the day, but I wouldn't count on it. So it's all hopium. I see your case how the market could interpret this as things still being okay and under control. I did bring up a combination of options and my belief on how it will impact the market based on their decision and guidance.
I wish I had dropped another 40k into MUU when micron was at 790. I am actually certain this shit (and maybe the other shits) are going to break ath in the next 3 months and people will post "it was super fuckingobvious in hindsight dude".
>>62825662Historically markets have always rallied after the midterms. I'd be wary of the CPI report in November. That could plunge things down for a reality check, but they'd rally back up soon after, especially if ANT plans to IPO late November.
Israel may become ungovernable with no clear winner.
>>62825669>muh jews
>>62825669who do the arabs usually side with
>>62825650What if Chink models become more widely used? Anthropics revenue is already stagnating. They havent increased it since June.
>>62825672They are the kingmakers and it looks like Bibis days are #ogre
>>62825672no one kekthey refuse to work with themthey’ll probably have to have another election
>>62825669Israel would retaliate but they wouldn't strike themselves, not now, not after all the retaliation they got for their shit. They'd rather use the US forces to do their dirty work. The 3rd carrier is on the way, due to arrive in late November. So we have a combination of good and bad things converging. If the warmongering retards hold back, we might just get a Christmas miracle.
>>62825672Looks bad for Netanyahu.Joint List: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joint_ListUnited Arab list (Raam): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ra%27amhttps://www.nytimes.com/2026/10/27/world/middleeast/israel-election-arab-parties.html>Mansour Abbas, the leader of Raam, told a television interviewer that the turnout showed that Arab voters, who make up about 20 percent of Israel’s population, had channeled their “frustration and despair” into “hope.”. He said he wanted to replace Mr. Netanyahu’s government “in every possible way” and that his first priority was to “ensure that there is a chance of forming a government” that achieved that goal.>Of the two Arab parties that did well on Tuesday, only Raam has joined a coalition government in the past. That happened in 2021, when it joined the short-lived anti-Netanyahu coalition of Prime Minister Naftali Bennett.
>>62825134You mean the 12k he promised you.
>>62825669if Israel can't decide on a presidentthey'll promote Trump to president of Israel
I sold my entire position of VOO because of you. You all said it was over and that the bear market would last for years.
God damn it I fucking hate how cheap and impossible everything has become to fix when it shouldn't be. This economy of planned obsoletion is so ass.
>>62825699s&p will fall 1% every day for the rest of your lifeyou niggas fall for the fud every single time
>>62825117Well, that was stupid. Who keeps telling these idiots people stopped buying RAM? Can these ADULTS fact check themselves?>>62825130A dude uses that avatar.
>>62825568>Senior Iranian Official To Reuters: Qatar Has Not Presented A New Proposal To End Hostilities With US - Qatar Has Put Forward Ideas That Are Unacceptable To Iran - Tehran’s Policy On Showing No Flexibility Over Nuclear Issue Remains Unchanged #OOTTcan they all just neck themselves?
>>62825705FUCKYOU
>>62825689if bibi actually gets voted out does it mean the iran war is over? are we getting the biggest taco in the history of tacos?
>>62825283>>62825236There are more than one class of Jew, liberal Jews are far more intelligent than the inbred conservative ones who Trump is tied to. I doubt they´d have backed this war.
>>62825709
>>62825711No. there will be gridlock in Israel leading to new elections, but before bibi can strike again>>62825706>A dude uses that avatar.Because Miko is cute
>>62825643Goddamn, this nigga put $2M on SOXL. Big cojones.
>>62825713Your party has regularly funded Israel.
>>62825721What does this have to do with Iran? The liberal strategy with Iran was to bring it into the fold economically and integrate it into their world order. That is completely dead in the water thanks to Trump and inbreds like Ben Gvir, there´s no way the Iran war would´ve happened under a Kamala administration.
>>62825643How the fuck are gold miners making you more than semis?
>>62825734Biden started the Iran war
>>62825742Obama*
>>62825745This is actually Bush's fault
>>62825741>>62825741It's the retarded marketSemi conductor earnings are up 200% over the last year. Semis are only up 50% this year.
>>62825734I guess Israel was never mentioned.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62825748Damn, that's shit. Even last year? I didn't even nootice I was all in on gold (and still am like the retard I am)
>>62825711LOLIf anything it cements the war will be on in ways you can't even imagine. Expect the mother of all falseflags in the 3 months leading to the next memelection
Bear market canceled
>>62825767Genuine question: how do you even kiss this?
>>62825767until next Wednesday
>>62825771Women like that don't kiss you lol
>>62825774Very possible. I think that if Trump somehow holds both the house and the senate, that he'll take it easy before making any big or sudden moves. All bets are off if he loses both though. He might go scorched earth in retaliation for a perceived betrayal. I mean, in the end the attacks will resume, that's a given, only question is when.
>>62825775You'd be surprised, I have piercings in places you wouldn't believe and get called daddy by many many people, girls included. I just never kissed a girl with two lip rings and an enormous septum ring.
>>62825778No way he's holding both house and senate
>>62825782What is sex with all those piercings like? Does it hurt? I'm actually curious.
>>62825771With your penis.
>>62825783He must've heard or interpreted some news that he has good odds at holding both, reason why he stayed his attacks on Iran last weekend. Could be just vibes, fuck do I know. Considering how hot inflation is and that he caused this with the initial attacks, I'd lean on the odds that he's gonna lose both or at the very least the house. All he had to do was focus on domestic affairs instead of starting shit abroad and he'd be fine. He just couldn't resist. He grabbed them right by the Hormussy.
>>62825767microsoft, google (today), intel, amazon, sandisk (tomorrow), coinbase (friday) earnings this week.
>>62825794>Promise to no new wars >Lower gas prices >Lower grocery prices >Home affordability >Industry to return to the US Literally nothing here happened lol.
>>62825798What do you expect for today?
>>62825798>coinbaseUh, OK?
>>62825801To no one's surprise, although I hoped otherwise. He did show signs of belligerent behavior in his first term, ordering some strikes here and there. Guess the power just got to him.
>SSMR up 2.26% premarket.
>>62825803dunno. NXP Semiconductors last days pump is already canceled despite the positive earning report (yesterday).
>>62825807I'm a way those strikes were justified I will give him that. He did try to broker some peace deals especially meeting with Kim Jong Un. He dealt with Covid in the most retarded way possible and acted like a retard when he lost an election. He needs to fuck off. Vance is also a snake that needs to get fucked.
Reminder to sell all tech stocks while you still can.
Buy while you still can, ATH next week.
Oh my goodness I just took a massive.
>>62825817Why? December will hit a new ATH.
>>62825823See what happens after midterms then
>>62825825I know, I'm buying the dip.
So if dems blue wave the midterms will stocks shit themselves like in Brazil?
>>62825827Yes especially tech stocks, don't listen to this guy >>62825826
The stock market was promised to my people 3000 years ago
>>62825828What do you think will happen? Do you ginuwinely believe MU will drop down to 400 and never climb back again?
so why did we dump off if we're just going back up now?
>>62825784If I can just talk about my PA, it feels good to me because I feel the ring inside moving when doing the thing. I get asked to remove it during head sometimes, which makes sense they want to keep their teeth pristine. Never had complaints about it for the rest.
>>62825833To shake out the paperhands.
>>62825332Bussy probably smoothWould.Kill me
>>62825643It says you got a wash sale though. What happens with that
lel. https://www.reuters.com/legal/government/nyse-moves-bring-all-or-nothing-options-stocks-company-earnings-2026-10-27/>The New York Stock Exchange is preparing to start trading a new type of options contract that lets investors make all-or-nothing bets on whether a stock or exchange-traded fund will close above or below a set price.
>>62825832400 for MU is way too bearish, I think we'll see high 600 like what we saw in May.
Sold that SLHX for a nice overnight 15%, still got the SKHY I bought yesterday as well
>>62825842Bring back the bucket shops now.
>>62825842>Unlike traditional stock options, whose value is tied to share price moves, KPI options would allow investors to trade directly on metrics such as net sales, earnings per share, cloud-computing revenue or vehicle production. The cash-settled, European-style contracts, meaning they can be exercised only at expiration, would pay either $1 or nothing at expiration, depending on whether the reported metric meets the contract's strike level.we will soon be able to on bet on how many vehicle Tesla produced
just realized CBOE enabled option trading starting at 7:30am EST. this started Oct 19
>>62825843And then what?
>>62825853You buy the dip
>>62825853and then I get to fuck your mother.
>>62825679>>62825669Rolling for all semis to hit ATH again after netty loses to the anti-war coalition and trump is forced to back down if he's smart enough to take the exit this time (CHALLENGE: NIGHTMARE)
GEV can't decide what it wants to do
>>62825842I don't see the issue here. Everything's a bet. You're betting against the odds that you won't get hit by a car every time you cross the street.
>>62825674chink models are illegal in the US where all the buildouts are.>europeans will use chinkmodelsPossibly but then it'll turn out all their shit is backdoored and ruined by china, gg.
>>62825842I've been doing that on hyperliquid for a while. It's fun and I love it. It helps me wake up full of excitement. Better than my monster white.
>>62825647I wish all of the random proclamations on this board like this were true
>>62825861Even your birth is a bet. Parents bet on wanting a cute girl, or a smart boy, and then the life GACHA gives them (You).
>>62825861it's no more about shares. options are contracts to buy/sell shares if condition is met. here, nothing will be buy or sell, it's lottery.
>>62825833will be another -1% today and up 1% tomorrow until the election. Dump 2% the day before the election, pump hard the week after.
>>62825850Dafuq?
>>62825647They're incredibly cheap and it's worth buying cheap stonks at these levels, but the depression hasn't hit yet. And there will be a depression.
>>62825868In Japanese, they have this term the zoomers call "oya gacha". That literally means parents gacha. All your life is determined by the money your parents have. Food for thought.
>>62825870Buying a penny stock is like buying a lottery ticket. It's betting no matter what you do. Informed decisions are bets. The only thing that isn't a bet is literal insider trading.
>>62825842What's an all or nothing bet. Do I get the whole company if I win and if I lose they get all my belongings or what
New>>62825881>>62825881>>62825881
>>62825138Lol, lmao even
>>62825866Dude, it's already at +14% today, you already missed out.
>>62826327No one cares
