>Used to have enough to retire in Japan>Ate a -70% instead
is it possible to buy your way into nippon as a gaijin? i thought you had to be a perma student or something then they kick you out anyways
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uACGSiN3ZkI
why would you want to retire in Japan
>>62824595The highest quality everything at 40% of the price in the west + best escort scene in the world.
>>62824601CoL otherwise is insane, plus good luck getting permanent residency much less getting in at all
>>62824595Japanese women
>>62824604>CoL otherwise is insaneNo it isn't. Wtf are you on? Japan is cheap. >plus good luck getting permanent residencyNo luck to it. You follow the rules laid out and you get it.
>>62824568yeah if you have brown hair and eyes then just learn japanese and get eye lid surgery and disappear into the mountains like jesus did
>>62826403>disappear into the mountains like jesus didYou mean Zarathustra
>dca'd t he market during a downtrend to try and insulate myself from losses>the losses accelerated and took me from -15% to -50%>despite being a strong investment and a legitimately 'good company' I watch pure dogshit do new aths while I'm still -50%I legitimately cannot help but feel the universe actually is singling me out. I can invest in walmart and that shit will post a loss and -20%. Moderna makes a cancer cure, goes down 30%, I could buy the dip and it would crab until I've invested enough for it to REALLY HURT and then it goes down another 30% while posting record profits
>>62826403you can do that anywhere without the retarded disguisingzero reason to do that in japan
>>62824595yeah why would anyone want to retire there...
>>62829004sauce?
>>62826550Bad choices correlate with anime posting, faggot. Time to learn it. I've probably mocked your dumb choices in at least 2 other threads. TLDR: youre a goy ass piece of cattle. A beta.
>>62824568Yes and no.Yes, if you have enough wealth to get an actual business up and running over there.No, if you're just an average dude approaching retirement age with good savings but not wealthy enough to meet the first condition.For that, you have the Designated Activities Visa, which you can extend for up to a year.
>>62824601>best escort scene in the worldBut you'll get subpar service while being charged extra just for being a gaijin. That's basically getting cucked: you're paying more for the privilege of being treated like shit, while the whore won't even let you kiss her but lets Takeshi creampie her.
>>62833743You only need 30M yen investment for a Business Manager Visa, so basically chump change for /biz/tardsIt is quite shocking that up until quite recently, that requirement was only 5M yen, which is cheaper than most sedans.
>>62824551>retire in JapanYou seriously can't be that clueless
>>62829004>want to retire in Japan because pornos are filmed thereWith that logic just move to California or Florida.
>>62834209Do they expect you to actually have a business though, or can you buy stocks on the Tokyo exchange and call it a day?
>>62834159You get regular service if you are fluent in Japanese and not tattooed. It's a good thing because it gatekeeps the trash that goes to Thailand and the Philippines
>>62824551iktfit's best to re-frame it and move on, focus on building up again
>>62834159Ur a fucking retard lmao. Im the biggest baka gajin and got the best 2h thai massage (trad) ever in the middle of kyoto for 30$ bucks. no fucking white roastie could EVER do that, not even in their dreams. yet they all want like 80$ for 30min. I'm literally getting the ick just thinking about white roasties trying to massage me with their gross manly hands and fine motoric of a fucking unitree robot. open google maps rn and search for that place with 4.9 rating and hundreds of reviews. if you know how chuddy takeshi gets on google reviews, you'd know how insane that rating is.and then guess what, you clueless retard stuck in your western shithole: I went tokyo, hopped into a random onsen/massage facility and got the best head and neck massage of my life! man I fucking love japanese women, god bless them!
>>62834209>>62834337Yes, it's only 30M Yen! but it's not as simple as just having that money.You need an actual, functioning business with at least one qualifying full-time employee who receives the legally required benefits (a Japanese national or someone with an eligible residence status; "I'm my own employee!!" isn't gonna to fly). You also need at least three years of management experience (or a qualifying master's degree) and a business plan reviewed by a qualified professional (a Certified SME Management Consultant, Certified Public Accountant, or Licensed Tax Accountant).I know someone who managed to get it, and according to him, "They want an actual business, not someone throwing money at a company registration just to get a visa."You can read about it here: https://www.moj.go.jp/isa/applications/status/businessmanager.html?hl=en&utm_source=chatgpt.com
>>62834337lol you wish. Even before 2025 you would need a irl office. Now on top of that you will need to hire a full time japanese employee
>>62824551pigs get slaughtered
>>62834496>2h thai massage in Kyoto>$30Pretty sure you got a chinese/vietnamese not an actual japanese. Not that you could tell.
>>62824551>retiring in JapanDid you really think it would be that easy to escape the jews and hindpoos that destroyed the west, anon?
>>62824568People used to be able to half-ass the business manager visa, meaning they would just buy a japanese cafe/bar and chill. But they have gotten very strict in recent years and immigration officers will show up unannounced to make sure you're on location 8 hours a day and actually running the place as a serious business and not as a visa-loophole. You can still do it, but then you need to actually become a japanese wagie instead of being retired and that in itself is hell. The best option is the 6-month digital nomad visa, if you set up a "trading firm" or some other remote business in your country of residence. Then you can stay in Japan 6 months every year and then fuck off back home when it gets too hot in the summer.The spousal visa is not recommended since your spouse will have your balls in a vice and have immense leverage over you since she can get you deported on a whim.
>>62834326>the two most desired retirement stateshuh
>>62824568No not really - they've clamped down on fake businesses now, so no visa that route. Your best option is to marry.That being said, you can pick up houses in the countryside for dirt cheap, and on a UK passport you can stay there for up to 3 months in a year (can be renewed to 6 months) as long as you don't work.
>>62826438No
>>62829004Asians look like downies
>>62834326But Japanese girls are hotter
>>62824568Yes, if you have a little less than 200k in the bank you can get a wealth visa.
>>62834929Hot, will she make me eat her pussy so I don’t get deported? Asking for a friend
>>62824551Gajin stay in your nigger infested shit hole
>>62829004Damn some of those asses are fat.
>>62836131No. She'll make you do all the chores in the house and even cheat on you without hiding it because she knows there's absolutely nothing you can do about it
>>62824595he's a dumb weeb
>>62836935t. man who hasn't left his home town in 5 years
>>62824551If you had enough money to retire, why didn't you cash out as soon as you hit your goal? Are you fucking retarded?
>>62837738>Are you fucking retarded?Yes I am
Buy kneepads and "retire" in Japan.
>>62829004>whyBecause they have a mental illness
>>62838994Good answer
>>62824595Does not get any comfier than this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDyPwiVObzgThough that is not a place where they accept weebs.
>>62836155I need a footrest, peasant.
