At my work they change everyone's computer lock screen every few months and this time they changed it to a little girl (like in the picture she was using the product we make). Anyway I accidently referred to her as a "loli" when talking to my coworkers at lunch. They didn't react at first but now my manager put meeting on my calender for tomorrow with an HR lady included. If i get fired im screwed i litterally live paychack to paycheck. What do I do
>What do I dosomething different
>>62824320What do you mean
>>62824335You do that: something different. That's what I do mean.
>>62824313That's not good bro.
>>62824313Tell them you just read lolita and it reminded you of the new York times best seller
>>62824313Your only shot is to flirt with the HR lady
>>62824313start looking for another job and learn to budget
>>62824313Tell them they're being xenophobic
>>62824313They dont know what that word means.You're gonna get fired for a different reason though.
>anon learns his porn board and real life shouldn't mix
Kek
>>62824453I'm pretty sure one of the guys knows and he was the one who told cause weve talked about anime before but he's still a normie like aot and shit
>>62824313just pretend to be an idiot and say you picked that word up but you didn’t know the actual meaning. also get a normal hobby
>>62824313this >>62824615Just pretend to be retarded also. Also at first pretend you don't even know what they are talking about. Then vaguely admit you might have said it but didn't know what it meant.
>>62824625This is the way OP. Feign ignorance, ask them to explain the problem, act shocked without overreacting (you don’t want to be Nic Cage), apologize profusely and explain that you didn’t understand the implications. Do your best to go in with a smile and a positive attitude so it really seems like you’re being blindsided. If they push you just say that you heard the term in conversation once and didn’t think anything of it. I wouldn’t go with the “I just read Lolita” angle since that book is explicitly about fucking a child.
>>62824625>>62824313Say you said "lol".Or just deny everything. It's that faggot's word against yours. You don't know what that moron heard. You don't know what they're talking about. You have work to do.
play dumb
>>62824313
>>62824313She is literally a breeding piece of meat
stupid employee !!! needs HR correction
Just deny everything, say you don't remember anything about that. The fact you committed this faux pas is a sign that you probably aren't skilled enough of a liar to do anything more complex. Don't make any excuses or alternative stories because that would just make it seem like there was something significant enough to remember at all.
deny everthing, accept nothing
>>62824636*falling in love with, then fucking, a child
So, how did it go OP?
>>62824313Deny you ever mentioned it.You said Lily/little/Dolly etcDemand that they explain what loli even means since you don't know what the heck it even meansGl
>>62824313Dumbfuck.
So did OP get fired or what?
Funny how the "HR lady" became the most powerful position
>>62826796>>62827242The HR lady didn't even show up to the meeting. It was just me and my manager. I just acted confused and he basically gave a very generic lecture about workplace sensitivity. I think they thought I said something sexist against women cause he emphasized gender equality. And I got assigned a workplace sensitivity training its like one of those online presentation things they buy from some bullshit company. But I think that guy spread word cause my coworkers went out to lunch without me today (they didn't even ask me or tell me they were going out for lunch) and I feel like they're not talking to me.
>>62827362>OP reveals his power level>gets away with itHow can l learn this wizardry
