You're not an adult if you aren't paying $1600 a month on rent.
>>62822834how big of a tip do you typically give them per payment? 25%?
>>62822834Hah! Nice joke little guy. Run along now, homeowners are talking about adult things.
>>6282284125% is tip to landlord only around Xmas. 20% is my tip if he did something for me like replaced a carpet tile but 15% is my normal monthly tip. Landlords don't need as big a tip as restaurant servers
>>62822834pungent yani neko anus
>>62822834Correct
>>62822834Youre still a child if youre still renting
>>62822834But my rent is 400$
>>62822834>rentMy mortgage plus escrow is under 1100, I live approximately 40 mins from my job in my state's capitol city
I have a $700 mortgage at 2.6% in a white neighborhood
I own a house no mortgage. The tax bill and insurance cost about 10.5k annually. Add another 5k savings fund for any unexpected repairs. Close enough
>>62822834>paying rent>not paying off your house because of your wise investinglol
>>62822834I'm an adult and I live with my parents
>>62822834Stop shitting up the catalog with anime
Is this the secret to eternal youth?
>>62822834Three thing you can’t escape. Tax, rent and death. You will pay infinite tax and rent and death.
>>62823862I'm an adult and my parents live with me.
>>62822834Naw dawg, that's not for me. You shouldn't be doing it either.
>>62825234I’m an adult and one of my parents doesn’t live anymore :(
>>62822834yeah so what
>>62822834I own a house, nigger
>>62822834>not geomaxxing outside the uslmao
I own a 2 unit house and charge my mom only 600 dollars a month. My mortgage is only 1875 and after rent it's only 1275.
>>62822834my job pays for my condo including all my utilities, what does that make me?
>>62822834when does shit get so bad foids offer to be fucktoys for a place to live
>>62826345This almost happened to me with a girl I went to HS with, she offered to let me fuck her whenever I want for a place to live rent free. I considered it until she wanted to bring her ugly pitbull. The dog was so big and ugly that I genuinely couldn't bring myself to have a dog like that around.
>>62826357>fucks to survive>pitbullShe never had a chance
>>62826859Apparently she is with some black guy now so I dodged a bullet.
>>62826900Holy shit you’re not kiddingHow fat was she?
>>62827405She was pretty nice looking when I was talking to her, I actually fucked her 3 time back then but now she's pretty fat lol, she got some horrendous arm tattoo.
>>62827422>fat with arm tattooIf she didn’t have a tattoo or body count she’d be my type. At least you fucked her when you’d want to desire her, not that it’s good to fuck strange women at all.
>>62822834my rent went down from 400 to 250 euros
>>62827724Who’s dick did you suck?
>>628228341600/month is below poverty tier where I live. You need to spend at least 2500 to have something decent if you live in a slightly desirable area.
>>62827724thisamerican rents are ridiculous
>>62826357It happens to me the girl i go to work offer to sleep with me for a place to live rent free, she literally begging and clinging, but i know she is vaxx maxxer and i can tell she might end up hospitalised in the house, i freak out and run away immediately.
>>62828595any job i work at all the fuckable women immediately quit
>>62828616If she offer to sleep with me without any condition I’m completely fine though, but she want something in return, btw she has probably pimped herself up.
$6,000 mortgages are superior, mortgages are leveraged real estate investments that are subsidized by the government and always beat inflation, everyone should have one and I am being completely serious
i pay $880 in rent and utilities in a major west coast city and i just negotiated no rent increase for another year
>>62828693without a picture im assuming she is fat
>>62822834i pay no rent because i bought my house with crypto money stay poor faggot
>>62828770> negotiated no rent increaseLmao imagine getting held hostage to not getting screwed over rent increase.
>>62822834>You're not an adult if you're not getting scammed.
I'm looking at a place that is $375/week. My take home pay is $1,000/week.I don't have the capital for a good mortgage yet. But I am scared of getting stuck renting forever. I am also 30 and this will be my first time having an actual nice place to myself. I'm really torn.>paying $200/week at the moment but not really happy.>have the option to move back to the family home but that's just kinda gay