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Mandatory gains edition. How’d you do while we were offline, lads?

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

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>>62803632
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niggers and jews
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>>62804352
Could be better, but after the last diaper rally we had to cool down a bit.
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Hope you guys loaded on on SOXS during the space tranny pump
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NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>62804361
>>62804362
We are so black ya’ll
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>no bang poster or ding poster today
4channel is dead
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>>62804352
Bang Bang Bang, Ding Ding Ding, How did it go today, anons?
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Those earnings from meta, tesla, spacex are underwhelming for SI: still no great profits or revenues that were promised.
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Both my tech and oil stocks went down, what was I supposed to invest in?
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>>62804378
PHP
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GUYS!!!
I found my Halloween costume!!
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>>62804378
Military https://x.com/AFP/status/2112987418152284605
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I'm thinking of investing five figures into CPKC
My bull thesis is Mexico will be the Poland of North America.
Bill Clinton opened Pandora's Box when he started NAFTA. Since the 1990s, Mexico's economic and QoL trend lines have gone up
CPKC is the only rail operator to own track from Canada to Mexico.
I think that if Mexico continues to develop economically the US will eventually stop getting as many illegals from Mexico.
Like how Polish people stopped moving to the UK when Poland stopped being a ex-USSR shithole
Mexicans will never be considered white, but that's okay, as long as they're rich they will be considered white enough. As Mexico develops economically I think that trade and immigration between Mexico will be less of a hot button political issue and will be more normalized.
Case in point even Restore UK doesn't care about Polish immigration. They just hate African and Muslim immigration because they bomb concerts and rape kids.
Are Mexican immigrants really that bad? I'm honestly not entirely convinced. Restore UK would never have a Muslim chairman but no one does a double take at Nick Fuentes.
Yes, the existence of Nick Fuentes is part of my bull thesis for CPKC
Also as Poland developed trade between Germany/Western Europe and Poland increased. A rising Polish/Mexican middle class will lead to increased trade with their wealthier neighbours.

My horizon for this is like 50 years.
If Mexico remains a cartel infested shithole I'd be better off staying in the S&P 500
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XRP sure hired an army of bots to shit all over /biz/ this time huh.
Cryptotards are such desperate faggots
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>The US and Israel have drawn up plans for a new bombing campaign against Iran after the midterm elections- US officials to the NYT

>Some officials believe one more major round of strikes could force Iran over the brink and back to the negotiating table.

NIGGERVEMBER
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>>62805060
Remember bros, fertilizer, and oil refinement. HESM CF UAN CLMT etc etc
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Phew good thing I sold those shares. Anyone else having Robinhood open slowly lately? I open the app and it just hangs before finally letting me through, browses slowly too
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so, that massive rally before the dump was just to get people to buy in at high prices? these scammers should be jailed
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ORCL is eating shit again, will probably drop to 100 before December.
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I sold earlier this week and now have cash.
Having 50% less in the stock market will allow me to focus on real investment opportunities. There is no incentive or fun to participate right now. The whole thing is so laughably rigged. We need a new casino using new tokens but 100% offline. .
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>JUST IN: Mark Zuckerberg says Threads has surpassed X in monthly active users
lmao
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>>62805102
pokemon cards are the future
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Are overnight prices canon yes or no
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>>62804365
I pussied out and only did a bear call spread at 745 QQQ
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>>62805109
Not sure on your question, but they are absolutely banging
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>>62805072
First time?
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>bill KOSPI -3.6%
it uh, it just keeps going down.
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>>62805109
yes
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>>62805109
prices change every day and the only ones that matter are the ones you transact at, and maybe closing prices if you're holding levered etf's.
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>buy calls for amazon earnings
>rape lawsuit from 3 fucking years ago in the press for no fucking reason
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>>62805112
it's extra fucked up doing it on rate hikes and bad macro then suddenly all those things are bearish now
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Good thing AI isn't a bubble, or else this would be a runup to a market crash.
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>>62805072
>massive rally
when was that?
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>>62805120
No crying in the casino.

But in all seriousness you just need to embrace clown market and accept that you can be objectively right about a trade and still get heemed because the market was manipulated or outright retarded.
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>>62805117
it's just roasties trying to capitalize on the Cornell shit
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>>62805124
never. the market has been dumping hard the past month
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fucking bullshit
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>>62805133
I mean come on
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soxs to the moon
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>>62805108
Realised gains are the future
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>>62805136
Drill baby drill
Tomorrow is gonna be blood red lmao
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>futures
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Infosec chads this is our time to shine
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Yesterday was alright.
>wake up
>sip covfefe
>check markets
>they're shitting themselves
Discounts!
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what happened now? Why is everything dumping?
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>>62805141
Tomorrow's just 7 hours away. Check boats. Everything's already real fucking ugly. Another day of guessing where the bottom is to eat whatever rally is coming.
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I'm buying the coreweave dip
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>>62805147
who knows
the lack of a sharp selloff is incredibly sus
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>>62805147
kospi dumps -> market dumps
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>>62805147
what else?
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>>62805148
>bottom
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>>62805150
I heard Zelenski is about to give up and accept giving 30% of his territory to Russia. Shouldn't that be bullish?
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>>62805153
today's bottom, dummy. i don't hold bags for longer than a day
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>>62805147
multiple things:

latest earnings are disappointing for SI.
iran war restarting.
houthis rampaging. (https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/oct/22/us-diplomats-told-to-leave-saudi-arabia-amid-houthi-attacks)
mid terms incoming.
us bonds still above %5. france bonds too.
FED meeting.
Oil staying at $100.

things are in turmoil right now.
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>ICYMI | Iran's IRGC Navy: Seven Vessels Hit, Warns US Of Wider Response – RTRS
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>>62805156
Valero report before market opens. I think I'm going in raw.
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sooooo... QQQ puts gang?
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I CAN'T FEEEEEEEEEL
THE WAY I DID BEFORE
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I know so many people turning into schizos because of the US IRAN war. Like they consume Professor Jiang's content and from there, the algorithim starts feeding them up a lot of gnostic shit and it's mindbreaking them.
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Why the fuck is broadcom such a worthless piece of shit? I buy the dip and it just keeps going the fuck down
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>>62805102
Yeah Ive been considering cash out 100%. Feels like soon it will crash like 2020 or 2025. I do not want to be all in when that happens.
>you can't time a black swan
>it's not a black swan if you can see it
Oh so what was 2008 then? Burry clearly saw the black swan ahead of time. What about covid? Stuff kept ramping up and it was obvious something was happening yet market pumped only for it to dump hard. Or what about tariffs? What cope happened then? That tariffs wouldn't happen despite the odds suggesting it would?
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>>62805151
kospi sneezes and the world shits itself
truly filipinos are the most powerful race
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>>62805109
Reeee I should've sold more of my holdings. I want to ease my way out of the market while trying to capture as many gains as possible before reaching 100% cash. Too many fake pumps to not try to at least cash out on a good pump.
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>>62805164
hock tan laughing @ you
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>>62805170
hock tua
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If you're Korean, please, don't do it. You gotta LIVE.
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>>62805172
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>>62805173
The KOSPI is shitting itself because the mid-east is burning. They're, Asians, way more dependent on middle eastern energy, than we are. And the effects simply ripple outwards to everywhere else. It's such a shame this shitshow is happening during the revenue report season.
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I think Imma throw 10k of my cash into the upcoming dip. AMD below 500 and MU however low it falls. Unfortunately /smg/ was offline yesterday so I "slurped" GOOGL at 332.
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>>62805164
they gave $42 billions to anthropic so anthropic can buy $125 billions of chips from them later or something like that.
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you are going to get raped retard
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>>62805066
Ok I'll remember.

*forgets*
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>>62805166
I don't care if my current portfolio goes up or down when I cash out and I get confirmation I have made overall gains. They are causing problems to solve problems again but the overall money supply remains the same for now. Wake me up when they turn on the money printers.
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>>62805164
it's indeed strange. Broadcom is red ytd while mrvl is up almost 200% while Broadcom is beating it in virtually every conceivable valuation. then I remembered the market is fake and gay. hope this helps
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Trump announced an hour ago that diplomacy is over, and US started evacuating Americans in the middle east 7 hours ago.
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>>62805109
The June crash happened overnight. Also, oh SCIENCE. We're gonna have to sell our lolitas to cover this.
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>>62805185
ww3! ww3! ww3!
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>he didn't sell in may and go away
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>>62805166
Tariff cope was that blormpf couldn´t possibly be that retarded, should´ve been obvious in hindsight that the second administration, unlike the first, will be an utter disaster. The Secretary of Health is a vaccine denier, the chief of the FBI is a former shitcoin scammer, half of them are podcasters and the Secretary of Education is the WWE guys wife. After Republicans get raped in the midterms we´re going to have a situation where the circus has left but the clowns remain.
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>>62805190
I made more money in June and July than May
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>>62805103
>JUST IN: Moot says 4chan has surpassed X, Threads, Bluesky and reddit in the number of monthly active users mentioning the word NIGGER
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>>62805190
the dancing israelis
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>>62805170
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>>62805185
Time for US's second vietnam.
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we going to the moon tomorrow huge bear trap I see
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https://x.com/HQNewsNow/status/2113054759070392523
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>>62805090
>>62805093
I stand corrected, Monument has the ASE preorders available. Just waiting on Maples, those are usually early too...
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Its absolutely insane that there was never a plan, not even a concept of one.
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>koreans being retarded again
I really don't understand these faggots already.
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>>62805123
My shoe cleaner said its too big to fail
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>>62805181
Me?
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One is -2% ytd the other +180%
Can you guess which one?
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>>62805190
Modern Warfare is so gay, gayer than CoD.
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>>62805202
Still no plan
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Probably only 1500 more days until silver bottoms and 32 years until it recovers
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>>62805202
trust the plan (the lack thereof)
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>>62805202
Don't worry sir! The oil will keep flowing we promise
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The plan is to destroy it all. Always has been. They're just doing a deliberate slow controlled demolition in order to either drain the world's supplies so there's nothing to fall back to or to readjust to a new poverty level with whatever is available. Suffice to say, Iran's getting attacked again and OPEC is getting destroyed in turn. When? That's the fun part. Nobody knows! Careful what you buy.
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>>62805213
it's been in the 55-60 range for months
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>IBM
kek
lmao
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/smg/ isn't ready for the biggest sovereign debt crisis in modern history that will make 2011 look like nothing
USA, France and yen carry trade all blowing up at the same time
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IREZ BROS HOLY FUCUUUUCK
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>>62805219
And? Theres still a huge surplus and everyone already got burned. It will be decades before a new crop of suckers comes along
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>>62805223
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>>62805223
Not a snowball's chance in Zionist Hell
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>>62805227
I'm in southern europe and lived through the troika imposed austerity on my country after 2011
Things definitely happen anon
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>>62805230
>I live in shitistan and the shit hit the fan

yeah we live in real countries man its not gonna happen
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>Anthropic to publicly file for IPO as early as Friday, sources say
Is this the top?
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>>62805149
look at the daily volumes, it's not like any previous dip.
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>>62805231
you live on countries with the exact same denial over deficits and huge debt piles, I've seen this movie before
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>full ported SOXL yesterday
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>>62805226
hmm no real world supply demand economics will constantly be looming
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>>62805237
dude
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>>62805233
They're burning through their cash faster than expected because their revenue slumped over. If they don't have a successful IPO, they will go bankrupt and have to close up shop.
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great things happening over at the straight of homos
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Think about it, nobody chooses the US or north- northwestern europe to retire.

Med supremacy.
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>>62805244
That'll buff right out.
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>>62805237
i was beating myself up for buying LRCX before earnings but this made me feel better thank you
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>>62805244
Ecological damage be damned
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>>62805251
I see a future reef, ripe with aquatic life.
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>>62805244
>The US thinks it can take on Persia with some missiles and drones while keeping Saudi infrastructure intact.
Kek!
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>>62805245
I had an Australian yesterday telling me houses are still dirt cheap here in Greece. Don't be too excited because prices are going to soar within the next decade - if we avoid a worldwide financial crisis.
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>>62805222
Exact same pattern applies to Meta. There's 0 trust with war looming.
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>>62805223
Wasnt this just barely getting past 4.3%????? I remember an anon mentioning it a while back yet it has gone up so much!

What do I buy to protect my wealth?
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>>62805255
Lol, they are dirt cheap for foreigners.
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I wish there more fortuitous talking points for the market. It's always something like inflation, bubbles, war, energy crises, etc. The various ways to talk about doom comically exceed the opposite
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>>62805258
>What do I buy to protect my wealth?
rice & beans, its over.
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>>62805258
equities, gold,...
literally anything but gov debt
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>>62805194

Kek
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>>62805260
Cheap energy is fundamental. Without it, we're completely screwed. The fake ass politicians talk about green shit; either they're bought off by the green lobbies or they're completely oblivious about how the world actually works due to how insulated they are from all of it. Inflation's running rampant precisely due to the Ukraine and Iran wars. No manner of earning report is going to change that. Meta could've reported a quadrupling of their revenue and all that would do is prompt a mass selloff and profit taking after the schmucks buy in to the news, believing that it would go to the moon. Same applies to all other non essential AI slop.
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Is it worse to marry a women 20 years younger than you or marry a women who looks unmistakably underage but is actually of your much older legal age
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>>62805268
why would any woman want to date an old fart 20 years older than her?
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>>62805269
The reason in both cases is they both love each over
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>>62805271
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>>62805241
You are unbelievable retarded, this is not a normal company that you are talking about. Imagine if the manhattan project was a private company instead of a secret military project. Do you really fucking think they would just "go bankrupt" and close up shop because they are "burning through money" when it is clear the project is going to succeed in building what it set out to do? They have near infinite funding if they want it.
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SOXS BROS IM GETTING SCARED
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>>62805272
Those are the paramaters answer the question
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Why did Zelensky have to start an energy crisis
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>>62805277
the former is worse than the latter due to the unbalanced power dynamics
involved, happy?
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>>62805279
I know that this is ironic but at this point it's actually his fault
He should just surrender some shithole lands in the east instead of kidnapping men in the streets and fighting until the last ukrainian
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>>62805281
is power ever balanced
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>>62805283
If age and salary aren't too far off yes
a rich 40 year old male dating a poor 20 year old waitress is obviously a very power unbalanced relationship
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>>62805260
the market right now is a tug of war between "ai singularity" for the bull case vs "war, oil crisis, debt, inflation causing rate hikes, ect" for the bear case. The fact that the market has been crabbing for months should tell you how strong a force the ai bullcase is.
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>>62805213
Gold has only been down 20-30%. It's also in a bear market?
>>62805253
Kek
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>>62805286
If anything it shows that cattle are still delusional
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>>62805285
and if the man never indicated wealth?
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>>62805244
>the hole goes half way through the width of the ship
Oh, that must have been a big explosion
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>>62805279
He was out of cards, not out of drones.

Doesn't mean he can't let the house of cards collapse
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>>62805290
It would be better obviously, but a 20 year age gap is still huge, you're still talking about a middle aged dude dating a college chick
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>>62805294
yes and
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>>62805295
would you be ok with a 40 year old dude dating your 20 year old daughter?
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>>62805297
Hell yeah I would. Over what? Some inexperienced 20 year old guy? Are you retarded? Of course the 40 year old is the better pick as long as he has his shit together. No debt, no affairs, no drugs, stable life and income, etc... That's how this arrangement worked for the longest time. Older experienced man takes care of younger inexperienced woman.
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>>62805297
As long as she's happy and breeds strong white children
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I'm out. Might not trade again until 2027.

Staying out is a decision in itself. A form of investment. Patience is key.
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-1.45% right now.
Can these fucking wars end?
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>>62805297
Most of the guys here would actually want to fuck their own daughter, if they had one.
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>>62805297
I'm imagining the average daughter has a long list of retarded shit they've done by then so this one is the exception to you
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>>62805286
>Nasdaq 100 is up 10% in the last 6 months
>it's up 0% in the last 5 months
Market has been crabbing since May 22
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>>62805302
You don't understand the ways we're winning, trust the plan
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>>62805301
Why? Just do your daily quest. Wait for market to open, watch for the predictable dip, time your entry as soon as the V begins to form. Wait patiently for a fakeout, don't be too greedy. Buy into it. Immediately set exit strategy to take minimal losses in case news suddenly breaks that Trump needed a diaper change after Saudis got blown up again or some dumb shit. If everything goes well, adjust above loss level, set a reasonable expectation for profit taking and you're done for the day. If SHTF you've already adjusted to take minimum gains. If everything continues well, you set your profit margin in. What's the problem?
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>>62805297
No. But I would marry a 20 year old attractive woman if I was a 40 year old unmarried man provided she is good quality. If I get wealthy from stocks I think this becomes more feasible.
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>>62805302
what war? liberal fag
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>>62805306
they're willing to rek the entire market just to get a single hedge fund to capitulate. this is a classic example of cutting your foot off to get rid of the fly on it
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>SpaceX has turned profitable, reporting strong financial growth driven by the expansion of its Starlink satellite internet network and its expanding artificial intelligence business, which caused the company's overall revenue to soar by 161%.
why are there two threads
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>>62805315
oil up = sell
simple as
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>>62805307
Real Buc-ees smile

>>62805312
You renamed it Department of War, so any act by it should be considered war. That's beside the laughable performance in light of that namechange.
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Gold's down a lot too.
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>>62805315
>SpaceX has turned profitable
They're targeting S&P 500 entry as they did with Tesla, had to cook the books hard to make that one look profitable enough to meet the index selection rules
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>>62805310
Thanks, your comparison to a "daily" quest made me laugh kek
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>>62805298
>That's how this arrangement worked for the longest time. Older experienced man takes care of younger inexperienced woman.
This is the most annoying chud myth/cope. Throughout recorded history the men women married were on average a two to five years older than them.
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>>62805333
I see. Thanks for the head's up. I'll be sure to ask for your permission before marrying off my daughter.
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>>62805321
Gold is non-yielding.
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Brent at 108. Jesuschrist.
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>>62805335
You know what else is non-yielding? Buying any kind of semiconductor at this very moment before the market opens.
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$55 silver
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>>62805335
but this is apparently
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The funny part is that you think this is bad when the US hasn't even escalated yet. There aren't even any boots on the ground. This is nothing.
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>>62805337
112 actually
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>boots on the ground
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>>62805342
Anon, US soldiers would get slaughtered in the mountains and caves. Thats why they dont send anyone. Literal 10 to 1 losses or worse.
US literally cant do shit but cry and throw tantrums
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>Norway Sovereign Wealth Fund: Q3 Return On Investment Was -0.5%

Where's this guy with this weird AI image of northern countries trading olympics
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>>62805344
:)

>>62805347
>Anon, US soldiers would get slaughtered in the mountains and caves.
But that's the whole point.
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Soxs is almost 50 bros
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>futures
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Ns and Js year thoughbeit
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>>62805273
The market could change their mind in regards to anthropic and others.
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Down 20% on both of my largest positions
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>nows
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ASTS xisters, don´t look.
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>>62805365
>he held
baka
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Oh no, we haven't seen levels this low since last week!
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Shut. It. Down.
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>>62805213
Sure thing, Pantone 448 C
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STOP THE COUNT
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Please please please go up so I can dump my longs on retarded bulls.
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I'm getting the fuck out of QTREX fuck anything tech right now it's oil time
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>>62805363
LEAVE THE WHG ALONE
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Uhmmm.... stinky.

Glad I sold my Space X shares on the pop yesterday.
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>>62805378
>Please please please go up
you are the retarded bull sir
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>>62805384
No I'm just a vibe trader, by which I mean I take short term positions based on intuition and adjust my targets based on anxiety.
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Buy the dip sirs
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>>62805348
That's consistent with the crab of the general market, not bad at all.
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I have 87 SPCX shares.
Does this mean that I'm work 87 US citizens life?
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>>62805393
worth
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>sell for anthropic ipo
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>>62805244
Strait's open and oil exports are above what they were before the war. Don't trust your lying eyes.
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STOP SELLING YOU FUCKING CHINKS GOD DAMMIT! CHINA WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE WAY I AVOIDED THE AI BUBBLE
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>>62805393
I don't get it.
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Why the fuck XOM moves 0.40% while CVX triples that at 1.20%? Did I fuck up?
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>>62805402
Holy shit it worked.
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>>62805244
This fucker has to be trolling me
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>>62805405
>He worries about relative moves of a few tenths of a percent in the current market
ngmi
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>>62805414
If he has several millions it's a difference
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>>62805404
Musk will give 1 share of SPCX to every US citizen next year.
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>>62805423
Oh I see, thanks. I thought he was just going to give shares to le Children (tm).
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AI being a terrible technology with zero potential for profit is already priced in sweetie
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>>62805423
>>62805427
Actually he will put the SpaceX shares into Trump accounts. So it will only be eligible children, not all citizens.
>All U.S. children under 18 with a valid Social Security number are eligible to establish a Trump Account. Parents or legal guardians can open and manage accounts on behalf of their children.
>How do I claim my child's Trump Account?
>Download the official Trump Accounts app to claim your child’s account. During the claiming process, you'll verify your identity, confirm your relationship to your child, review your child's information, and accept the account terms.
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>>62805423
He should give 10 to every kid under 21 so it would be poison to attack him
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I never thought I'd see the day SOXS wins.
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>>62805412
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Its absolutely fucking rugging.
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>>62805412
The future of everything
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>>62805436
>Blumpf Account

Why does this fag need to slap his name on everything? It's so gay.
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>>62805444
Checked and kekd
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It's almost like it's easier to short than it is to long now, except the entire market rebounds the moment I do.
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>>62805440
it's up like 35% past month
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It's over
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>>62805444
Not even the self awareness that its all going to be renamed and that will be even more humiliating.
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>>62805444
Because trump is making everyone rich, you gonna cry commie?
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Is this another asian dip to buy?
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>>62805349
As a man who has just exited the draft range bracket, I fully support a full and unilateral draft of all young men to fight for freedom or whatever in Iran. I finally understand the boomer mindset.

The more zoomer men die the more freely available zoomette pussy available for me. It's simply math.
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Why would you chuds post in a blue board where you can't truly share your feelings about your investments? Each and every /biz/ poster makes me fucking sick to my stomach! You had freedom from jannies and redditors in /bant/ but you ran back to /biz/ with your fucking tails between your legs. I fully expected Scoopsies and Baggot to do this, but not poem anon. He was supposed to be a sweet bb boi. Curse you all.
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>>62805456
Not reading all that
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>>62805455
BASED
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>62805456
filtered
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>>62805455
When they reinstate the draft they´re sending you boomers first like they did in Ukraine.
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>>62805457
It wasn't meant for you. (verification not required)
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>>62805447
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slurp time
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>>62805463
he said soxs
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Imagine if there could be at least a month of easy money bull market
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>>62805467
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>Softbank yet another -6.8%
I fucking TOLD you that you only have ONE ticker to follow to know whether or not the AI meme bubble is popping. Follow the money of you-know-who..
You didn't listen.
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>>62805441
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>>62805471
So whats the next play?
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>>62805472
>Iran deploys sea mines that are shaped like giant pac-mans.
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>talking about investments in /smg/
lol. lmao even.
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>>62805471
Softbank is an early indicator of where the market will go? Or did I misread what you said?
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>>62804352
um guys.... why are nasdaq futures down 2% already?
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i bought SHOP expecting the PHP incident to scare all wordpress users. that appears to be a mistake.

>>62805475
hi fat hands. i think the /biz/ janny quit, it's pretty much a free for all now.
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The internet is imploding and AI swarms are finding exploits all over the place. Russia and Ukraine war isn't slowing down. US likely gearing up for new strikes on Iran. Oil prices through the roof. Government debt everywhere is sky high and getting more expensive.

Boy I sure do love living in interesting times.
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>>62805477
>investing in nip junkbonds

>>62805479
Identify yourself.
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>>62805298
I don't how to put it in words but thats some cuck shit, if you are of a similar age to the guy that your daughter is marrying...
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>>62805416
Ι have 50 shares.

But anyway, slurp semis today or not ye'?
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>>62805471
>Softbank down 50% from ATH
>Oracle down 60% from ATH
Thanks for the heads up. Added Softbank to the watchlist of stocks I don't hold, but follow to see how bad the situation is. Oracle was already on it.
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>>62805485
Scoopsies slurped many shares of SOXL. Would you like to know how that story ended?
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>>62805487
Who?
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>>62805487
>how that story ended
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I'm glad I closed my last open positions yesterday.
I'm now trading only (iron condors).
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>been bearish for more than a year
>still too afraid of the faggot dip buyers to short
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>>62805494
lmk when you short, that´s when I´m full port TQQQ.
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>>62805471
https://warosu.org/biz/thread/62797332#p62797440
Yeah? I predicted the Monday pump. You? An unreliable coincidence, without a post. Softbank barely moved 2% YTD.
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>>62805491
I haven't seen this video in years. My goodness where has the time gone?
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>>62805484
Is that so?
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NQ up 50 by the close I tells ya
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Meanwhile MRNA is already halfway to 300.
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>>62805223
Greekbro... The situation is not even remotely comparable. Stop reading doomer /pol/ shit by illiterate retard and chink bots. Your national accounts were rigged, you couldn't even collect tax properly, fucking hell, you didn't even have proper cadasters to know who owned what fucking land.
I guarantee you France will go to 200% debt and nothing will happen. Much like Japan, it has a LOT of savings, unlike Americans. most of it in housing, as much as anyone else, but there's 6 600 billion of liquid savings. 2 000 billion are lying dormant in fucking bank accounts getting eaten by inflation.
That money can very easily be redirected to buying national bonds, and it will. All France has to do is announce "HEY, here's a great deal, if you buy bonds, you get a TAX REFUND, you will LOWER YOUR TAX RATE". I guarantee you those words alone will make 120% of the boomer buy bonds like there's no tomorrow, much like they bought housing for 20 years precisely because of these tax refund plans.
There, problem solved. Debt owned by the population, like Japan. Shoots up to 200% with zero issue. With rates also going down. You have no idea how much money is only waiting to be invested.
Of course it doesn't change that national budgets have to be properly balance, but you are literally 40 to 50 years early before any kind of "le france will default". Lmao.
Read the same shit for Italy back then. All that doom and gloom shit that went nowhere. As expected.
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>>62805497
I'll probably never short again. My last one was Oracle at $240, right before it nigger pumped on that stupid OpenAI deal news. I was right but this clown market is no place for rational people.
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>>62805490
Zoomers deserve no other fate than hanging at the end of a rope
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God this thread is fucking useless. It's literally just retards who have been crying about AI meanwhile every tech stock is up like 400% in a year. You made the wrong trade, your shorts will be liquidated. Fucking seethe and deal with it.

>The clear signal of AI market trouble landed around 5:35 p.m. ET. In response to an analyst probe on corporate IT budgets, Krishna candidly noted that corporate clients are "getting worried if some of the AI spending [is] completely out of control with no real return."

At a certain point indian ceos need to be removed.
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The way to make it in the stock market is to completely give up on the idea of making it and embrace the inevitable ego death.

You are a goiym (lesser species)
You will forever be a wageworker
You will never reach self-actualization

Be thankful to your masters that you are allowed to have a roof over your head and can dca into indexes.
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>>62805223
boomers are crashing the economy with no survivors
the pension ponzi WILL persist for another 20 years
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Luddites, all of ye!
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>>62805509
I'm an old man, I'm 40.
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>>62805511
THE REAL /smg/ WAS MEANT TO BE USELESS CHUD!!!
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>>62805482
war is bullish
inflation is bullish
AI taking over is bullish
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>>62805514
I hope that by playing very carefully I can cash out in the next 20 years and leave nothing
t. early GenX-er, nearing retirement
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the real story is jobless claims
197, 198 or 199K?
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I CANNOT AFFORD GROCERIES
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>>62805512
Dude...
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>>62805511
Good luck going back to the days of writing code without AI.
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>>62805531
Stop consuming processed / packaged shit or restaurant delivery slop, and buy real food.
https://realfood.gov
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>>62805540
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I warned them. For five long years I warned them. I warned them and they laughed.

Who is laughing now?
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>>62805541
Hitler was vegetarian, childless and loved dogs, I can't really respect him.
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How does it feel losing everything?
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>Minors
I'm going to be bagholding for some time it seems. Wonder if I should start averaging down or DCA into memory instead.
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>>62805551
Wouldn't know, I saw all this coming :3

And you did too, you just ignored it :D
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>futures
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>>62805549
Liquidated 2 million gypsies, my GOAT.
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they should rename /smg/ to pussy general cuz y'all a bunch of PUH seas
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>>62805549
> and loved dogs, I can't really respect him.

brown muslim spotted, go back to raping kids and goats ahckmed
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Deploy the plunge protection team and the V shaped recovery, /smg/gers!
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I'm selling my stocks with an RSI above 70 and holding on to those that dropped today.
Are you doing the same, right?
You're not selling low, are you?
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>>62805185
Can Democrats reach a 20%. margin?
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>valero report is in
>they're FLUSH
Yep, the world's screwed.
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>>62805293
But Zelensky has a full exodia set on his hands.
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>futures
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>>62805509
i had an asian gf once, her front teeth were big and slanted forward, plus she has zero ass. Would not recommend.
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any coreweave bag holders?
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>>62805576
Smigstro is partial to the Asian persuasion for smigs and giggles but he is terribly ashamed to be seen in public with them and could never take part in miscegenation, I will rent a fertile white womb if I have to. My genius genes must persist.
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>>62805563
>loves dogs more than humans
go back to your psychiatrist and ask him why this is
I actually like hitler, and dogs, but I have noticed the exponential increase in what I call the "dog mental illness"
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>>62805577
If I ever held them it wasn't longer than a day. That shit gives off ligma.
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> b b but I am a dog mom! how could you bite me?
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>>62805576
Like any race they have their beautiful girls and then ugly girls. You just gotta find the pretty ones anon, the problem is if theres a language barrier they tend to stick with their own kind.
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>>62805499
Time flies when you're a faggot.
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What do I short, USD/JPY or SPY....
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>>62805588
>>62805588
>>62805588
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so im thinking wait for LMT to poomp a bit then sell before midterms
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>>62805500
I think so... I am 21 so its hard for me to imagine but all I can think of the middle aged sexpests here who post about marrying young girls because they are so rich. Also, I would imagine an old guy would only marry a younger girl for her body and the girl probably wouldn't be happy being with a raisin anyways.
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>>62805591
And you still haven't realized that youth and beauty is all they have to offer?
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>>62805479
>the /biz/ janny quit
A just outcome. Saya nara sucker.
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Good morning bros, date with the black girl last night went amazing. We went to her house and finally fucked. I never had black pussy before but it was amazing. I even got to cum all over her massive tits. We're all gonna make it boys.
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>>62805527
ggwp. I'll retire just in time for SS to get reduced by 50% and means-tests added, taxes bumped on capital gains AND tax introduced on sold principal.
>t. middle millennial
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>>62805631
Good job bro, did you sleep together?
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>>62805673
No I had to go home after but she's sleeping over on Friday.
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>>62805136
Why no dollar cost avg?
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NIGGER THURSDAY
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>>62805226
I doubled my money with terribad entry and exit. I'm going to be dca'ing at $50 and below.
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I'm down 0.1%. I sold my NEE from yesterday for +2% realized and bought the tech dip

KMB is popping off. REITS/Bonds popping off.

GD green
TTWO green
SCHD green
PEP green

everything I've shilled for the last month is green as fuck
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