United States of Eurabia edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62799370
bless the french at least they know how to protest
MU is performing better than I expected.
reminder the americans pay higher rates than France and have an even higher deficit
I'm an Alabama smigger and I wanna be free
It's the beginning of the end and that's alright. Our suspiciously long nosed elites gambled the entire economy on AI and lost.Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zBJlLbkfzA
>>62800049I'm right next door in Georgia, big boss
What a better world it would be without theists. Peace, love and positive portfolios for everyone. HGRAF has bottomed.
>/smg/ embraces queenz and the market is pumpingbobos would call this a coincidence
>>62800042Doesn't mean shit as long as USD is the world currency.
>>62800061Based
>>62800055 you cant disprove causation and your materialist world view creates more questions than answers. show me in the real world where infinity exists. show me the physical process that is self explanatory.
>>62800066matter of time
I think I got more and better laid outside of college than during it.
>>62800070Pseudointellectual word salad.
>>62800078SAR WHAT ABOUT INDIA SAR? WHY NOT THE BUBBLE IN INDIA MATTER SAR?
>>62800084You don't know basic concepts of philosophy just like all your atheist loser friends
>>62800085>reflects the growing sophistication of Indian investorsthe bar is really that low huh
>>62800079I peaked in college for sure. I'll never get a stream of 18 year old puss again. its so fucking over
Nikkei and KOSPI better be blood red tonight
Give me one (1) reason why I shouldn't take the boglepill.
Death is coming to your portfolios
>>62800090>you aren't 422x leveragedNGMI it in the new world of sophisticated Indian tech CEOs.
>>62800070The burden of proof is on you to first prove that your opinion on that matter exists, since you brought it up first. Clearly, physically, simply, and self evidently please. No mistakes.
>>62800095they will be. because of oil. oil prices in Asia are bonkers compared to the rest of the world
>>62800102I didn't bring up theirs my dude perhaps you should learn to read before pretending to understand logical argumentation. Tell me which physical process is uncaused. Go on. We'll wait.
>>62800100
>>62800092I stopped liking 18 year old girls when i stopped being 18 years old.
>>62800107>theirs*theists
>>62800113fag
I think the AI boom has a long way to goLike 60% of people hate AIboomers don't really think about it (they have all the money)So there's only a fraction of the capital out there that's investing into AI.other than funds passively flowing in from index capital,and institutions pouring funds in.I think what's going to do it,to trigger that capital floodIt won't be solving unsolved math problems. Normalfags don't care about that,they don't think about it.It's going to be a pharma company,or biotechsynthesising a major new drug that cures some shit.like, I don't know,it cures diabetes. The pharma company will play up how they used AI to develop it, how critical AI was involved in the development of it. And then the flood of capital comes. It comes with AI making a big impact in an area that normalfags understand. A drug that cures some major illness is something they understand.They don't understand sending swarms of agents to have a crack at the Riemann hypothesis. AI could solve it tomorrow and they still won't give a fuck.That's going to do it. A new major drug.Anthropic is building a wet lab right now. They know what they're doing,I mean, they could just pivot into being a biotech company,but I think it's more for publicity for now,and say they developed a new drug that cures the flu, or some shit.even if AI didn't really do most of the work, they're going to say their model did it all by itself.That is what they will understand.And I think it's going to be big.If Anthropic actually makes a full pivot to biotech,and starts driving their revenue from bioteh they're going to shut down their frontier model to outside access. It will be internal access only.
Oh no, he's back
>>62800113I wouldn’t want to date/marry one but I’d sure still like to fuck one
>>62800118the cure to diabeetus is to not be fat. Eli Lilly already cured it and they didn't need AI>what will make people invest in it is if they do fucking anything that is worth moneyno shit. let me know when that happens
>>62800113Homo
Dalio has gone full gold bug.
>>62800133based
>>62800099cuz u put in 900,000 to get to 1.1 mil. not exactly blowing my mind there.
>>62800133He’s lost it, even by his own framework the timing could be decades off
>"Mr President how far will you allow the Diesel price to go up?">"6 7"
>>62800133>>62800137once people hit generational wealth the goal becomes capital preservation not growth
>>62800136$200,000 gains should be more than enough for any man to live on.
>>62800137>>62800133At least he's not grifting and practices what he preaches lolIf I went full Dalio, though, I'd at least have 20% equities.what is even the harm of that? lol
>>62800088Making eloquent "arguments" with flowery language doesn't change objective, factual, verifiable reality. Magic doesn't exist.
>>62800143$200,00 recurring dividend income is one thing, just capital gains? uh no.
>>62800117>>62800125For the most part they aren't really that special really, only just some are, for me they peak at 21-25. It's like picking a fruit from an orchard.
>>62800139I don’t think 90% in a single asset is optimal for preservation
>>62800133no wonder he doesn't shitpost in /smg/ i see nothing leveraged
>>62800146Well then show us the uncaused thing that caused things to be that's totally not god
The yields are weak.
Real serious stuff, who keeps lending the US money?
>>62800113When I was in middle school, I liked high school girls. When I was in high school, I liked college girls. When I got into college, it started reversing. Now that I graduated college...
>>62800151How about you prove it was an invisible bearded man in the sky that did it all so that you would sing songs and slaughter animals for him? There is literally no reason to think that.
>>62800055I'm probably one of the only atheists in the world that thinks the world would be better with even more religion.
My MU basis has gone negative from selling covered calls
>>62800166I start with the observation of things around me that are all caused and wondering by what? You answer with something that is also caused. This is called circular reasoning aka the Homunculus fallacy. The properties of something uncaused is the definition of god simple as. You can make fun of that any way you'd like but it's a better explanation than yours.
>>62800157The world knows we're good for it. Stop watching mouth gaping doomers on YouTube
meanwhile retailers are still falling for the ai hype, smart money is leaving slowly but surely.
One share per kid.
>>62800148FigAny ETF for investing in fruits survive global warming?
>>62800182I just want to understand if it's a case of the rest of the world lending you money, or if you're actually being bought out from the inside by your own plutocrats. I want to bet on the winning horse after all.
>>62800149This.I could make a better portfolio than Dalioeven with the assumption of being massively bearish, and capital preservation.I'd make the portfolio,this would be a good bear portfolio10% VOO10% RSP5% VEA5% VWO50% GLD3% GNR3% DBC5% TIP5% TLT3% VNQ4% a bunch of other non equity diversifying shit like arbitrage shit, and carry shit
>>62800189Based.
>>62800189he meant every kid born in america, oklahomahttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/America,_Oklahoma
Overly religious people can't be objective, and thus make bad investors. This is financial advice.>>62800173I have nothing wrong with religion as long as they don't try to spread their bullshit where it doesn't belong. Religion is good for homo sapiens, since it confers a survival and reproductive advantage. The world would be better off if we all learned from the Amish.>>62800180Okay, but what about the part where it was all an invisible bearded man in the sky that wants you to worship him? More specifically, your bearded man in the sky, and not all the other hundreds of other fake bearded men in the sky that are very similar to him.
>>62800148They’re already expired at 18 but the law is the law
We don't believe in no goblins todayBut I can't explain why I'm shaking that wayBet I can see ole Santa in the keyholeI'll get to the causeOne peek and I'll try there, oh oh, there's an eye thereIs that VOO, Santa Claus?
>>62800209*nothing against religion
90 on Europen Gas tomorrow?
>>62800209Ah you're still in the little kid rebels against parents making him go to church phase whereas I'm describing metaphysics and philosophy. I don't cAre about religion or what you worship my interests are purely academic and of a strictly intellectual nature.
Thinking about slurping some CAT, what yall white gentlemen think?
CODE 100
>>62800225you already gave your foreskin to israel but you niggers really love sending them war equipment too
>>62800157Not Saudis anymore, for sure
>>62800218Why?
>>62800221Sure seems suspicious that supernatural magic powers stopped working after the invention of the camera, no? Almost as if they never existed in the first place.
>>62800190If there is, its probably south american
>>62800218Had some gnocchi now I've got some yuropean gas tell you what
>>62800233Idk why.Its at 87 right now.Just a cool barrier to break.
>>62800235If you're talking about miraculous claims in the bible they could argue a core tenant of the bible is faith and belief not logical facts but that has nothing to do with God being a perfect answer to causation.
a) supreme global peace breaks out and everything pumpsb) soveriegns around the world don't get bootyblasted by their respective debt marketsor c) the AI trade makes ATHsthat's it. those are the choices
NIGGERS
>>62800242It's always 87 for me. That fuel injector cleaning stuff is a myth. Cars run on batteries now. The gas is just to keep the batteries cool. Cooling stuff wastes liquids.
>>62800243a core tenant is a customer of your reits babe. you mean tenet.
>Brent at $110>WTI at $104We usually get a peace deal announcement at this point. What's taking them so long?
Soxs bros on suicide watch I see
>>62800243Claiming that your specific bearded magic sky man created the universe (and not all the other fake bearded magic sky men) comes with a lot of other baggage, like believing that magic superpowers inexplicably stopped working at the same time as the invention of the camera. Or that your bearded magic sky man created the universe to look exactly like he had nothing to do with it, just as a joke to confuse the goyim.
>futures
>elizabeast warren wants to break up the spice tradeI can't be doin with this bitch interfering with my red hot.
Tomorrow is going to be bloody as hell. You bulls got trapped and now you’re all gonna get one tapped.
France is so gay it’s not even funny.
>>62800262miracles happen every day
>>62800270May we see them?
>>62800262The universe is a collection of causes requiring further explanation >>62800258If I weren't typing on a phone I'd probably give things such as this more thought
>>62800270Not to me they don't :_:
>>62800266I hate this bitch like you wouldn’t believe.
>>62800265>2000 was 14 years agoTime keeps on slippin slippin slippin
>>62800266Hey! If you wanna be an activist investor you have to post frogs all day on 4chan... wait a minute. Liz!
>>62800272what's your number? i can spellcheck for you.
Fuck this shit. I'm shutting my brain off from all these complicated finance thoughts. Going on vacation for the next 10 days, and when I'm back and my next paycheck hits the account, I'm going 5x leverage on some index.
>>62800269France is being punished for decades for allying with the Nazis.
>>62800281if you can correct it you understand it and that's all I care. if you want to waste time on that go ahead but I'm never going to byee
>>62800275Yeah, she sucks.
>>62800266>>62800275>>62800285Preventing the formation of monopolies is one of the few instances in which government regulation improves the economy.
>>62800277uhhh…ummm..never mind
>>62800284i just wanted you to know i see you, i'm thinking about you, and i love you. and i think it's cute when you misspell a homonym or make a freudian slip, you communicate with your heart is why that happens.
>>62800289That’s not what she is doing moron. She’s against every single merger. You’re falling for obvious demagoguery.
is Prairie Operating Co (PROP) the craziest stock on nasdaq? with the current state of oil, i am thinking to buy 1000 or 2000 shares just in case of, lel.
>>62800295tripcode, faggot
>>62800300Penny stock microcap garbage. How do people fall for this shit?
>>62800303because it's cheap as fuck, i wouldn't care putting $1000 into this, i spend on lottery than that.
>>62800272Your bearded magic sky man fails the principle of maximum parsimony, anon. Our biology looks exactly as we might expect if it had arisen solely through undirected natural processes, and you have to go through a lot of extra mental gymnastics to explain why your bearded magic sky man would have done that. And why he would have made the earth look billions of years old when it's only 6,000 years old. There's also the issue of claims in the Bible that are laughably impossible, like fitting tens of millions species, including those from other continents on the other side of the planet, on a wooden boat, and how they spoke modern Romance languages at the Tower of Babel before they had even been invented.
Fuck Zelensky, that kike is still bombing refineries because he wants to dog pile on the oil crisis
>>62800289There's plenty of competition in the hot sauce business already and the barrier to entry is >put spicy shit in a bottle>call it trailer park bob's rectal bleeder>profitThe problem with Warren and Lina Khan is that they want to break up everything. To them, any business scaling up is a sign of a monopoly. Businesses getting to economies of scale is a good thing for consumers. Mergers aren't bad, big companies aren't bad.
>>62800300looks like a solana shitcoin chart
>>62800266oil going parabolic and this bitch is tweeting about vingear prices. I swear to God we elect the dumbest fucking retards on the planet
>>62800306you believe in the big bang?
If solar power is becoming more and more a share of the grid, why are solar companies like FSLR doing so shit?
>>62800314I think our knowledge of astrophysics is incomplete, but the current accepted explanation is still infinitely better than the preferred bearded magic sky man (and not the other fake bearded magic sky men). I'm satisfied enough by the overall self-consistency in our knowledge of physical reality that I'm not concerned by the incomplete parts at the edges. The existence of bearded magic sky man would fly in the face of everything that we know in the universe to be true.
>>62800328Bearded magic sky man is jewish propaganda.Youve been fooled once again
>>62800313They're all running on "I will bring prices down" with no actual policy or plans. The teams will change and the can kicking will just keep grinding down the voters
>>62800118we are early and WAGMI
>>62800328It’s unironically the bearded sky man
>>62800118*kisses you*
>>62800338Sounds like something he would say. Bad Santa! I want the gun!
>>62800338Im a firm believer of intelligent design.
Is Kim jong un dying good or bad for the market
>>62800344I havent seen anything but rumors he died. Nothing concrete.I also dont really care about North Korea financially. They usually just scam and databreach rape.
>>62800344They've stolen a lot of buttcorn. They don't do much else
>>62800344
>>62800344It's a sign we are on the wrong timeline
melt up or melt down when the republicans lose the midterms?
>>62800353>With this character's death the prophecy is severed and the world plunged into chaos. You can't reload a save smigger this is real life its fucking over.
>>62800133Love Dalio, he is like darth maul before order 66 freaking out cause he knows the rest of the goyim are about to be harvested by the jews.
>>62800258>core tenant
>>62800363The series was surprisingly nice
>>62800348>They usually just scam and databreach rape.Yes. This financial behavior is unique to this one location. Only they do this.
>>62800344>Kim Jong-Un coma rumors>Hunter Schaefer confirms the loss of his princess Wand>France protests potentially spreading to other euro countriesI can't believe futures arent bright fucking red today. This is the worst market news I've heard in months.
>>62800357Up, trump will pump markets short term on a win saying how great everything is and then things proceed to dump by march 2027If republitards lose power, and it all goes to dumbocrats, trump will throw a massive hissy fit, dump the markets on purpose, cause economic pain and misery to everyone and say its the democrats fault
>>62800341Based ygmi
>>62800370Unironically, everyone sees the USA as the safer place to put their money. They would probably be pouring into China too if their capital controls weren't so strict. The usa is the most liquid and open and safest.
I've never voted in a government election in my life.But I vote in every shareholder vote.and this recent vote, concentrating on worker efficiency with AI inference.I have 10% of my networth riding on this companyFIRE FUCKING ALL Of THEMGIVE ME YIELD
>>62800366It was the best star wars media in the last 10 years. Still pissed they killed my wife Rook. Fuck Filoni that hack.
Petrobras shareholder reporting in.
OK got the scam pump out of the way, who is ready for a day or two of crab followed by the next 5% red day?
>>62800381Is it though? The US has weaponized the dollar. All countries have to do to fuck over the US is to not buy US bonds. Lol
>>62800397It's safer if you're a European
>>62800402The US is cannibalisng Europe in the process. This is a ponzi scheme where there is never enough money because it's all just debt.
>>62800402That was only true pre-Trump. I can totally see Trump freezing European assets if they get too uppity.
>>62800407That's artificial debt. We have zero Super Debt.
>>62800407important post. truth nuke
Get ready to rocket to a new ATH after Wednesday’s shareholder webinar!
>>62800370Is he ok? :(
>>62800397What’s the point of having the preeminent global financial system and reserve currency if you aren’t going to weaponize it against your enemies?
>>62800042roll it forward
>>62800408Yeah, I think it was the Dutch that moved their gold out of the US as a precaution for this reason. Trump is totally unpredictable, and he's totally disdainful of Europe.
>>62800042wtf 24% deficit? What kind of moron is lending the US government money? Who the fuck is buying treasuries?
>>62800348>I havent seen anything but rumors he died. Nothing concrete.Pretty likely that he isn't dead, then. Otherwise the news would be full of North Koreans crying in the streets like last time.
>>62800419Netherlands and France did. Germany got cucked out of doing this lmao.
>>62800419Why is gold shitting bed if there's a run on it?
>>62800426They're still occupied 80 years after the end of world war 2. Grim, really.
>>62800417What kinda gunplay we talkin here
>>62800370lol, HE will regret it
>>62800419That precaution is performative for the domestic political audience. We have troops and assets stationed in the Netherlands and every other European country of note. Until Europe can match American capabilities and production they will be in this position. Trump is a total moron diplomatically, especially with Europe, but Europe very clearly is the subordinate partner in this arrangement. The only reason that shithole continent stopped warring after thousands of years is an American presence.
>>62800421>Who the fuck is buying treasuries?banksinsurance companiespensionsboomers rotating into more conservative allocations in retirementgovernments
>>62800421Two big differences:1. America can print / inflate our way through it, France no longer has its own currency and cannot.2. Our taxes are much lower. There is room for us to raise taxes if we want to do that rather than cut spending or inflate. France already has sky high taxes, there isn't much juice left to squeeze.3. Their socialists and failed-assimilation immigrant populations are rioting for more spending into the crisis, to make it even more spicy.
>>62800427Please be patient. It can take decades for the next elevator ride.
>>62800438Meant to reference>>62800042
>>62800435You think gold in Europe is just as likely to be seized by the US as gold in the federal reserve?
>>62800416>A mouse falling from a building reaches a terminal velocity of roughly 20 mph (~9 m/s or 32 km/h), which is low enough that it usually survives the impact.Probably
since you guys are on the topic, euro is heavily shorted right now. if treasury faggot tries to reduce bond issuance on nov 4th they might get squeezed. also would be bullish gold
>>62800438the fact that every 90 IQ redditor and brown person with a leveraged tech portfolio blindly repeats that "the us can just print its way out of it" makes me 99% positive we will try to print our way out of a happening in our lifetimes and that it will fail miserably and just make it wayyyyy worse
>>62800438>America can print / inflate our way through itSmall comfort to the bond investors getting wrecked by inflation.>Our taxes are much lower. There is room for us to raise taxes if we want to do that rather than cut spending or inflate.Americans scream bloody murder whenever someone proposes increasing taxes or cutting entitlements, so I wouldn't be so sure about that.
>>62800388petrobras bro, we're gonna make it
>>62800438US taxes being lower is deceptiveIt's not counting social security taxes, employer tax contributions, unemployment, state taxes,you know, if your employer didn't have to contribute to employee taxes that would have been your pay. If you collect a wage, you're taxed four times before you eve get your pay. Income tax, employer contributions, unemployment, and social security.but somehow, this is never counted
>>62800444The point isn’t about the gold at all. Why is that your concern when you can’t power your hospitals without American or Russian LNG? They are focused on the wrong points of coercive control.
>>62800452no we fucking don't. everybody here is pathetic. if you advertised a tax increase during goyball ceremony and walked sydney sweeney across the screen without a shirt on people would cheer for it>>62800456bingo. all-in, taxes are effectively 50% of income.
finna buy a tesla
>>62800452with sovereign debt crisesbondholders are always the bagholdersI understand, though, most EU counties like France don't have control over monetary policy and can't inflate their way out of a debt crisis.
>>62800450>>62800452For sure, we already have started printing through it, it's not just a in the future hypothetical. I've been 100% equities since late 2020, tried to pick individual stocks that would benefit from inflation too. Got some right, got some wrong, but got enough right to do pretty okay overall.
Is the Nvidia calls guy still here?
>>62800464Geely Starray em-i is looking pretty tempting here in Canada for next year
>>62800450Where we're headed.Debt won't be a problem.Get the fuck out of bonds and cash or you will be absolutely fucked.Don't fall for the 5.5% yield trick either,they'll take every bit of it back and then some.
>>62800464The stock or the car? Either way its a bad investment imo
>>62800474I remember during covid there was a lot of discussion about "what's the max number" for the fed balance sheet and Jerome Powell just said vague shit like "I honestly don't know I just know we aren't there yet"there is a number that breaks the game. where the sheer quantity of debt at ANY interest rate is just utter nonsense that will never be repaid. where the numbers compound faster than they are collected in tax revenue. where it objectively will simply never be repayed and is a complete joke to even participate in the USDtech faggots are actually racing for this number as fast as possible it seems. I guess the endgame is own the assets, destroy the USD and then come up with some new faggot system based on social credit points or some shit. where every time you say nigger on the internet they subtract consumption units from your 401k
>>62800173>>62800209Don't mix up religion and theism.
Attention Dashcam Anon - you still around? what penny stocks are you slinging these days?
>>62800489It would be better if we cut spending but that doesn't seem to be in the cards. As a normie with no power except your one vote that doesn't matter unless you are in a swing state/district, I/you can't do squat about it, so the choice is to accept what is happening and adjust your portfolio accordingly or to stubbornly hold fiat & fiat bonds and then cry over the loss of real spending power.
All this talk of religion and women is very feminine
>>62800489>I guess the endgame is own the assets, destroy the USDIn a desperate situation, the assets won't be safe. For example, in postwar Germany, in 1952 they enacted a 50% tax on the value of all real estate. Who couldn't pay cash (very few owners could), got a forced mortgage and paid it off over 30 years. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lastenausgleich
>>62800500>balance the budgetits what trump ran on in the last election. then he spent more than anyone ever and is acting like a total nigger and gluing gold shit on the walls in the Whitehouse and building private golf courses and spending a couple trillion to suck Israel's cock
>>62800489obviously,it's happening now.We're in the worst bond bear market that there has ever been.Not that interest rates being where they are now is in itself the crisis. It's how fast they rose.Inflation still coming in hot now as well,with rates now being historically elevated over the norm and not jut the last 15 years.This is the beginning of the breaking point. It could take a decade to peak.We'll see how 2036 will be, that's around when social security and medicare will have a solvency crisis as well lol
>>62800500my line is going up. don't worry about what I hold. I'm not buying your tech shit before it rugs out. I don't know how you niggers think losing half your money on SOXL is helping you beat inflation
>>62800510(((They))) will bankrupt themselves while unsuccessfully trying to bail out the AI bubble long before then.
>>62800510>We're in the worst bond bear market that there has ever been.
> your AI hurt your feelings> your AI told you something you didn't like > your AI did not tell you your wish will come true> your AI told you stuff after you spent 1 whole day practicing an online argument you planned to have later to use philososlop to dominate another man but you looked stupid and lostWhere is my AI Genius Bar dario. You do want to be Steved don't you. You know if you don't 2T will not become what it is destined to be. 10T. Then what next who cares. People need this dario. Where are we supposed to go to get our AI fixed when it isn't telling us what we want to hear? This is serious dario.
Bullish chart?
>>62800520looks like a square wave on an analogue synthesizer
>>62800520Ya
>>62800520To the moon
>>62800520Smigstrodamus drew this in September.
>>62800529the only part I'm starting to think he is wrong about is that the Santa rally might not even come this yearanyone that didn't see a rug out in october on some of the worst inflation data in the history of the country shouldn't be allowed to vote
>>6280053290% of Smiggers didn't see it comingI'm also Smigstrodamus lol I just use third person like a fucking autist.
>>6280053390% of smiggers are pedophiles on disability bucks because their autism is so profound they cant hold down a job at wendys
SOXS BROS WHAT WAS THAT
Dip slurpers tf u doin?
>>62800540Hey! They might unlovable unemployable irredeemable useless sacks of smigging shit but they are my smiggers you are bad mouthing and I won't hear another word!At least three smiggers in this thread know what they are talking about, but I shan't be telling you whomst.
>>62800542They just discovered the full conductor, the semiconductor industry is doomed
>>62800542>SOXL 96shits hitting 80 tomorrow lol. they bought the most obvious exit pump in the history of the stock market and they bragged about itamazin
Guys what the ever loving fuck just happened to oil?
David...please...if you listenin' nigga
>>62800549Asian markets opened. they have to pay more for oil because of orange niggers and Jews. mostly because of Jews.
SOXS GODS
>>62800540>on disability bucksI would be but I'm part of the 10% of smiggers who are profitable
why do you guys think about the overnight trading platforms like BOATS? i feel like it is another way for market makers to rip retailers
>>62800553OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62800552SMIGGA???
WHAT THE FUCKWTF WTF WHAT THE FFUUUCKI WANT TO SELL NOW, GET ME OUT OF THIS I BOUGHT THE EXIT PUMPWTF WHAT NETWORTH DO I NEED TO SELL AFTER HOURS FUUUUCK SHIT IM FUCKING COOKEDI FULL PORTED SOXL WITH 40K AT 99$
>>62800559Buy the dip
>>62800549david oil just filed to sell most of his shares
>>62800559lmao. bussy is so cringe
>>62800555market makers are propping up this entire fake stock market, its not real volume, i hate this shit so much
Tell me you just did not buy today.....
>>62800559I think bussyants gang thinks they are being cheeky shorting the CME in thin after-hours markets with your tax money
>>62800543DCA with as little in cash as possible so more of an every two weeks rather than dip buyer with the excess of my paycheck, but was squeezing Leopold, now am buying Brazil
Update: Kim jong un is not dead
>>62800559was probably just the rollover la.
>>62800540Excuse me sir, I'll have you know that I'm pulling $90k+ (CAD) thanks to gibs plus tenants and a part time goyslop job
>>62800566>openly brags about owning japan>drops a giga dildo on oil in jap hours because he cant stop it during real market hoursthis nigger is insane. I wonder how much money he incinerates every day
>>62800560Why didn't you heed my word smigga, if you simply did what you did today but in a months time you would be a rich man. Now you gonna lose it all!
>>62800571asshole. i wanted to see what dumbass geopolitcal shit they would come up with to explain it
>>62800564it has a real influence on the opening price, now you can't sleep well anymore with that thing.
>>62800571>There are scouser smiggers on this board right now giving you financial adviceI shudder at the thought laa r kid
>>62800572>gibs plus tenantsHow business savvy of you king chud!
>he still did it
>>62800573>he cant stop it during real market hoursI ALMOST GOT RAN OVER FRONT RUNNING SCOTTS BUSSY ASS TODAY.
>>62800344Post Kim Jong Un's daughter. Financially speaking.
>>62800581Thanks, I wasn't doing anything with the basement and now the wife only has to take care of the upstairs.
>KOSPI
>>62800588Do you let the basement dweller rentoid come upstairs or is the upstairs for humans only?
>>62800582you probably think this candle Sunday night wasnt him too...
>>62800540>their autism is so profound they cant hold down a job at wendysThis is true... I could own the Wendy's but I couldn't work at it. The only thing Wendy's has going for it is the new style fountain soda machines that let you get unique flavors of red dye 40
>>62800559>>62800563Based Bus
>tfw have to invest 30 minutes to make dinner>only get 5 minutes of enjoymentnot a good ROI i am literally ngmi
>>62800591>--2%Yawn smigga, please refrain from posting screaming red cats until we hit the first Korean circuit breaker.There haven't been enough sepukku en masse yet. The market is an evil cursed demon that feeds on the hopes and dreams of smiggers. MORE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODS!
Just learned a new word on the latest Tucker Carlson doomslop vid... TRANTIFA
>kospi
>>62800598>He doesn't just get all his calories from huel - the human fuel>NGMI>ISHYGDDT
>>62800605shit why didn't the webm attach
huh?
>>62800606is it cheap? im poor
>>62800593lmao shut up dork
>>628006044chan said it first as with all internet lingo
>>62800609$1.50 per meal replacement powder shake apparently! I don't actually eat this shit I order out or go out for 80% of my meals only cook when I really want to and periodically fast so I don't get too fat.
>>62800611>purely technicalsnigger absolutely zero buying on Friday, zero buying in afterhours Friday and then the single largest candle all year inflow 1 minute after the markets open Sunday?you a such a faggot retard
>>62800615meh, I'm the kind of person who could get by eating the same thing every day, but something about that seems too far
someone really likes selling overnight
>>62800616i'm short tech and hedged with short bonds. you didn't even check the ticker. is TRT suppose to make you an emotional bitch? christ, dude
>>62800620rigged shit. yesterday, stocks pumped as soon as we entered overnight. today they dump.
>he posts charts during off-hours that are not Hyperliquid™ Perpetual Contracts
>>62800621short treasury bonds and short tech? seems like if tech blows up people flee to bonds and you lose money on the bond short
>>62800627Yeah you want to be long bonds as a hedge for equity selloff, though I am not sure if that's going to be a sure hedge like olden times either
>>62800621Short positions are for losers who don't realize they are losers and for professionals hustling those losers and institutions. Hedgies pitch them to clients on the basis of making money in a way that is less correlated with the overall market, but you WANT correlation with the thing going up and to the right over the long term.
>SoftBank STILL dumpingNo but really, I'm tired of warning you over and over again. It's the only thing you have to watch to know whether or not the AImeme party is over. And the joos are acting like it's over.
>>62800627and if tech is bid nobody needs bonds>>62800244i have reasons i wanted to be short bonds anyways so i put it on today. yields and nasdaq are correlated for now though i think there's some level of bond vol where that reverses hard. fair chance both of them pay
i should have put the savin' money i put in GLD into a bitcoin ETF instead
Would you go out with a girl for 4 years if she didn’t have sex with you once (she’s a virgin), hypothetically? Non-incels only respond
is it the koreans who a dumping micron right now?
>>62800636yeah man thanks for the heads up i was totally gonna keep this on for the next three years
>>62800640Rocks have a longer track record during sovereign blow ups
>>62800631I shilled bonds at the 52 week low heavily here and was mocked relentlessly. I already realized gains and wouldn't shill them now before FOMC and rate hikes incoming but they will be appealing again soon meybe
>>62800642If she was good looking and DTF and raise babies afterwards then yes and I would just cheat/fuck fleshlights/her ear or whatever for the first 4 years.
>>62800642>Crazy religious zealotLolno, running away is the only good answer. There is a middle ground to be found, and this is not it.
>>62800642If planning to marry her with high confidence, then yes.In any other case, no.This is financial advice.
>>62800642>go out with a girl for 4 yearsdoes she know you even exist?
SOXS GODS DONT LOOK NOW YOU MIGHT START SHEDDING WHITE TEARS AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>62800592They're good tenants, their kid likes to play with mine
>>62800642two dates tops. if you wait longer she is just using you for beta bux
>>62800653>Canadians are already living two families to a home to survive the tariffs and wildfiresgrim
>>62800642Slip out the back, JackMake a new plan, StanYou don't need to be coy, RoyYou just listen to meHop on the bus, GusYou don't need to discuss muchJust drop off the key, LeeAnd get yourself free
>>62800642>>62800642Either she's having sex with somebody else or she's 12 you sick fuck
The shorts are currently in the denial phase, and I always follow professional advice.
>thought I could get a better short entry by waiting for tomorrowIt's over.>>62800642It depends on how hot she is.
I don't like this night dumping. Very suspicious.
>>62800667She'd have to be the ugliest bitch on the planet if she's going workout sex for 4 weeks let alone years
>>62800669dude, today was the exit, im sorry if you didnt take it. get ready for 1929 levels of capitulation
>>62800673I will pray the Rosary, then.
>>62800390>>62800673>a day or two of crab followed by the next 5% red day>1929 levels of capitulationWhich is it?
>>62800663>GoldmanOoooh so now we know who has MemeWeave bags to sellAlongisde their SoftBank fuckbuddiesI eagerly await the die I see all of them burn.
Also.
>>62800663wasn't goldman sachs who during 2008 told people to buy while they were dumping massively.
>>62800642Are you trying to get deep purple balls or something
You guys ready for nigger tuesday?
>>62800682Deep OTM 700DTE Calls on $PURP
honestly i might just play ow rn
SoftBank now -5.6%
I KNEW IT WAS A NIGGER MONDAY TRAP
>>62800642Isnt that just like having a really close friend that happens to be a woman?
>>62800688More
uh...... bros...? are we getting Gvir?
yall tryna catch this mfing shit?
>>62800642Are you asking if I would accept an arranged marriage before the girl is of legal age to consent? Because it sounds like you are asking if I would accept an arranged marriage before the girl is of legal age to consent...
>>62800699Hell no
>>62800702strange it recoverd in american hoursyoud think that would be the point in time when itd dump off the hardest
SPCX PLS!
is it time for soxl leaps?
Is it normiecoded/saarcoded that I bought a SPCX LEAP?
>>62800711>>62800711>>62800711Baked.
>>62800699the won exchange rate is not where i want it to slurp more gook just yet
>>62800704what do you think earnings will say?
>>62800681>they tell you to buy while they sellthat's every day dude
>>62800657Lmao, we're actually doing pretty well. Wildfires didn't reach us here and tariffs don't slow people's appetite for goyslop.
Congratulations for niggerslurping. We now niggerdump.
>>62800559Thank you daddy Bussy
>>62800642Probably not. I would have either married her by then or found a new girl. There's no reason to date for four years if you're not going to get married.
