>>62785507
>OP is a fudding moonfag
What a sad state of affairs
>Inb4 but he didn't say anything
The mooncarrot meme was started a few generals ago by a fudding moonfag crying about CARROT and then creating this false mooncarrot-loving persona.

540 crab coin

>>62785608
Mooncarrot is cool and the only good meme to come out of XMR recently. Nobody cares if you want to call the originator a moonfag, that’s how mooncarrot got its name in the first place.

>>62785888
Mooncarrot sucks. It's literally just a carrot. It doesn't even have any convictions or goals. The only memes we need are Monerochan, Wownerochan (because I like dog girls) and extremists.

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>>62795046

For anyone here who's into workouts, I've been working on a strength coaching project built around Monero.

No accounts, no cards, just personalized training programs paid in XMR.

There's also a free 4-week training program on the site if anyone wants to check it out.

https://cipherstrength.net

Would appreciate some feedback.

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>>62786171

>>62785903
The carrot is the most relevant of your chosen whore shit
https://github.com/jeffro256/carrot/blob/master/carrot.md
It is tracking the upcoming carrot fork.
>Carrot (Cryptonote Address on Rerandomizable-RingCT-Output Transactions) is an addressing protocol for the upcoming FCMP++ upgrade to Monero which maintains backwards compatibility with existing addresses. It does this while bringing new privacy and usability features, such as outgoing view keys.

>>62786155
Try again, fudder

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Monero is a terrible investment but it doesn't bother me because I'm generating a regular XMR cash flow with my side hustles. So keep on crabbing, I'm getting paid regardless kek

>>62786171
Don’t shit on the last great PR for Monero as after this it’s going to be LLM tainted which remains functionally the same, but far “gayer”
>In the beginning,
The carrot is necessary. Since there was only one address per wallet, a method was needed for receivers to differentiate their senders. An arbitrary 32 byte string attached to transactions, was the initial solution to this problem. The aim was that users sending funds would include a 32 byte message that gave the recipient user enough evidence to attribute that transaction to them. Integrated addresses improved the UX of these payment IDs by having the recipient's wallet generate and include them inside of addresses, which were automatically added to the transaction data by the sender's wallet. They were also shortened to 8 bytes. Wallets then started encrypting the payment IDs on-chain, and adding dummies if no payment IDs were used, which greatly improved privacy. With the carrot, we have some security properties which are to hold for Carrot. Unless otherwise specified, it is assumed that no participant can efficiently solve the decisional Diffie-Hellman problem in Curve25519 and Ed25519.

>efficently

What does that mean? It’s a understatement, it means if you can efficently crack a private key you can crack monero transaction privacy

>>62786322
Are you ok?

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>>62786421 >>62786598 >>62786988 >>62796644 >>62797676

Reminder the market has decided: ZEC is the winner

> I’m not wrong, the market is!

lol, cope

>>62786390
Oh no, it's the retard who was scared to reply in the thread he made himself. RUN EVERYBODY!

>>62786379
Literally copy and pasted from readme, are you afraid of the carrot fork readme?
Are YOU ok 5 retarded pbtid?

>>62786488
You doublenigger this is about mooncarrot being a retarded meme. I'm pro-CARROT, against false flag memes

>>62786390
There's no real conviction behind Zionist Cash. It will be some of the first sellers let go when things go south, as they inevitably will.

Congrats to any gains made by brave men, but this is a hot potato pancake.

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>>62792031

This is a proud luddite thread. We hate AI here. XMR is great for taking a stance against LLMs. Snailcat and proud.

>>62785507
Zcash won

Why did fudders suddenly go with AI for their talking points? Go back to misunderstanding CARROT please, it's much more fun than this false drama about word guessing machines but gay jews who rape their baby daughters.

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>>62786390
Monero has been "beaten" by dozens of memecoins over the years. What's one more?

>>62786944
Because it's easy to create a false dilemma with
>X is changing
>This will surely destroy Monero
>And even if it doesn't completely the devs will be too slow/stupid/etc to fix the damage x causes
>There are no other outcomes that could exist in this hypothetical scenario
>What will the devs do about this thing that I'm not required to answer specifics about, but you are?

>>62787091
Yes but why are they kvetching about AI right now? The millennium problem was 'solved' weeks ago, same for the gorillion unreviewed math papers they published, they also did lots of spooky hacks. Why would a fudder start with this now and not like a month ago?

>>62787109
Occam's Razor says they're just late to the party like they were with the CARROT fud. Call me naive but I don't think it's any deeper than that

>>62785608
>people who have questions about Monero can’t make fun memes
>>62786944
>people can’t have questions about multiple things
>>62787091
>people can’t have questions you need to specifically predict the future of AI before you have a critical question
>>62787109
>you’re only allowed to have questions at this specific time
>>62787285
>you’re only allowed to have questions at the same time as other people

Should we develop a standard for questions to the esteemed Monero community? I think we have a good start:

Someone is ONLY allowed to ask critical questions about Monero if they: (i) have zero fun while doing it (ii) simultaneously provide specific original research that predicts the future of how it will affect Monero, (iii) provide alternative investment decisions assuming Monero doesn’t work out, (iv) provide ONLY ONE question at a time, (v) ask said question ONLY within the first 48 hours of said issue being discussed on Twitter, (vi) ask said question ONLY while said question is popular among other people.

Did I forget anything? Should we put it in the OP?

Fact 1) Zcash is closer to quantum resistance
Fact 2) Shielded Zec is more private due to ZK proofs, Monero is just a shell game with anonymity set of 16
Fact 3) Compliant privacy is more investable, doesn’t matter how good Monero is if nobody can buy it with size (last XMR exchange in USA just introduced $1500 monthly limits)
Fact 4) Monero reputation is bearish not bullish as is will scare off new buyers
Fact 5) Reddit loves Monero, and hates Zcash. This is the greatest counter signal if Reddit overwhelmingly supports a coin…

>>62787819
Testosterone level in crypto are at ATL with no sign of support.
The few who found a way to buy BTC early, besides having a good information, had balls of steel to blindly buy something against the gov control. Almost no markets. And those few were scammy and buggy af.
So stop bitching!

Current price action has nothing to do with crypto or adoption.
It's just investors playing it safe, buying into a narrative. Probably the riskiest thing they've done is improper parking.

As soon as the digital euro starts (2029), people will look for an alternative.

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>>62787819
Fact 1) Zcash is closer to quantum resistance
Fact 2) Shielded Zec is more private due to ZK proofs, Monero is just a shell game with anonymity set of 16
Fact 3) Compliant privacy is more investable, doesn’t matter how good Monero is if nobody can buy it with size (last XMR exchange in USA just introduced $1500 monthly limits)
Fact 4) Monero reputation is bearish not bullish as is will scare off new buyers
Fact 5) Reddit loves Monero, and hates Zcash. This is the greatest counter signal if Reddit overwhelmingly supports a coin…
Nobody actually uses Zcash so it's now *entirely* dependent on memecoin marketing tactics. Case-in-point: your post.

>>62787285
I think they're constantly rotating fud just to have something against XMR. Why they'd do that is beyond me.

>>62787377
Mediocre bait, even >>62787819 is better.

>>62788507
Has there ever been some kind of investigation if any of the devs that knew about this didn't use the exploit themselves?

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>>62792030 >>62792673

New beta version of the GetMonero site
>https://beta.getmonero.org
Official announcement
>https://www.getmonero.org/2026/09/08/announcing-the-getmonero-org-beta.html

>>62791291
Thanks! Looks like shit

>>62786870
I pay for all my AI with XMR

>>62792030
But anon how will we got gorillions in investor money if we don't have a new site with even more js dependencies?

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>>62793197

>>62791291
Hahaha at least it is clear a human drew this. This is Christchan-retarded level art.

>>62792672
>No JavaScript required
>No landing-page gimmicks
>No dark-only theme
>Designed for mobile from the start
>No increase in page weight

pedo coin

>>62792673
they genuinely should've used xmr-chan

>>62792031
Why would you use AI at all? It's just a hallucination-engine that can't think, or reason and can't produce anything or value to anyone.

>>62793388
>I’m too scared of the way AI will transform math, cryptography, and Monero
>I know! I’ll just pretend it’s a hallucination machine and pretend nothing is happening

>>62793923
You got btfo'd last thread already, sam-kun

>>62793953
>”got btfo’d”
>literally did nothing but evade the topic the whole time

>>62794095
No you just were retarded and failed to provide any evidence. You said AI is gonna rape us because no papers were published. This was your entire argument.

>>62794107
>more evasion
Keep throwing your head in the sand and pretending like nothings happening. You know you’re allowed to consider the future and anticipate likely future events right? You don’t have to shut yourself off from uncomfortable things.

The only reason you’re pretending like you don’t notice the progress of AI is because you’re subconsciously worried about what it means for Monero.

>>62794307
Can you at least use a trip code so that we can filter you?

Pumping?

>>62793388
AI got good this year.

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>>62802831

>>62785507
YEO! WHATS GOIN ON!! $600 WAITING ROOM!

>>62794476
Nice try SamA. No one with any semblance of intelligence uses AI for anything more than a quick laugh. Its output is completely untrustworthy as it is just a poorly trained stochastic parrot.
Spicy autocomplete will never amount to anything useful and the financial circle jerk bubble you've pumped up between you and your crony friends will burst soon and everyone will realize what a sad lie they've been fed.

>>62794580
Have you used AI in the past 6 months? Want to know if you’re stupid or just ignorant.

>>62794940
You lost, tranny.

>>62786141
Thank you for the free program kek

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wagmi

>>62794940
>(You): ai is good now this time actually for real this time I promise it's good now just try the new model pretty please with a cherry on top!
Lol nice try Dario, your grift is about to fall apart. You can only cry wolf so many times before people stop believing you.

>>62795500
Have you used AI in the last 6 months?

>>62795518
>(You) 2023: it's good this time we swear it's not just chatGPT++
>(You) 2024: it's good this time we swear it's not just chatGPT++
>(You) 2025: it's good this time we swear it's not just chatGPT++
>(You) 2026: it's good this time we swear it's not just chatGPT++
Lol, you lost and no one trusts you anymore. Maybe next year eh? Maybe 2028? Hahahaha

>>62795532
Have you used AI in the last 6 months?

>>62795538
>>62795518
It's less shit than it was 12 months ago, but still just google search that works with pictures/cameras

>>62795581
even if its wrong 50% of the time that doesnt matter since it can keep looping. if you have something testable like an executable piece of code then it can keep checking if its right. check out /gif/ lately, people are spamming videos of ugly indian men sucking bbc and fully replacing porn stars with celebrities, the new video models are crazy

588

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>>62796362

>>62785507

>>62794307
Show me your cryptographic papers then.

>>62794476
Wasn't GPT-2 already crazy scary?

>>62796273
>the future won’t happen

>>62796301
>FuD ID
I rest my case

>>62796188
What is this image even trying to say?

>>62796362
Check the backpack, it clearly says NOOL

>>62786390
Again agorist faggot with the jewish market.

>>62785722
What's that?

>>62793388
Have you used AI in 2026?

>>62797209
590 crab coin

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>>62786390
kek
tranny jew coin
zec is trash
only XMR gives zero fucks about regulations and the powers that be
sound money, safe mode

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>>62798532 >>62798613

charts looking good this month

>>62798476
1k EOY

>>62798476
>>62798532
sorry i just bought 1 xmr so it's going to dump any minute now

>>62798613
Doesn't work that way anymore. We pump

>>62798618
you underestimate my influence over the market

>>62798723
Same. I just sold so it's gonna pump

>>62798723
buy 2 more, i need one last sub 500 purchase

>>62799157
>i need one last sub 500 purchase
Just buy now before it goes to 800!

told you all, it's over

>>62799618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-TFNOTgZXQ

>>62799618
Yes, completely over as we plummet back to 597

Do we have an explanation yet for the pump? Did a financial shoa happen and 6 gorillion got redeemed?

>>62800019
People are waking up. The rest of crypto is dying, as it should, and that value has to flee to real crypto, stables or die.

More and more people are having funds FROZEN, especially stablecoins. Better to save in XMR and swap out as needed. The pump aslo invites those looking for some quick ROI.

>>62800224
Do they though? I'm not trans enough to follow the public discourse on twitter.

>>62800240
>Do they though?
Too vague and grammatically incorrect for me to follow. Elaborate.

>>62800259
Sorry, should've been 'are they though?'

>>62800279
I believe they are. Slowly and in small numbers, but they're there.

Stupid 600 stablecoin.

>>62800921
back in my day(spring 2026) this was a 350 stable coin

>>62800950
Okay gramps, time to go to bed

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>>62801848 >>62802431 >>62802947 >>62812127

This came out in march and so far there seems to be no realistic path for Monero to become quantum resistant before such a computer can crack it in ONLY 3 YEARS

I'm genuinely considering an exit plan, because there'd only need to be 1 more quantum advance in between those 3 years and it's an instant wipe

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>>62802043

>>62801213
Once someone else figures out quantum resistant encryption, we will simply adapt it into monero codebase.
Ezpz

>>62801848
Quantum resistant encryption already exists, the problem is integrating it into the monero blockchain without breaking backward compatibility and without other tradeoffs like speed and ease of use.

>>62801213
>there seems to be no realistic path for Monero to become quantum resistant before such a computer can crack it

https://github.com/monero-project/research-lab/issues/151

>in ONLY 3 YEARS
>if
>could
>might
>maybe
>possibly
>probably
>potentially
>imminently
>theoretically
As long as this is the language used to describe the quantum threat and no one noteworthy switches to full PQC, it's not worth rushing into imo

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>>62807971

>>62794543
>>62791085
Death or reeducation camp for the monerochan whore?

>>62801213
I like this FUD much more than the AI FUD. It's even dumber but it's also much harder to disprove because we know even less about QCs.

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>>62804036

>the chart goes up because of supply squeeze
>the actual price is going down
its over this time, isn't it?

>>62799506
shit you may have been right, its even more above 600 now!!
kicking myself

>>62803028
Did you buy? Just buy! Then say bye to whatever levels you were smart enough to buy at. We're taking off (slowly)!

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>>62804530

>>62803259
no i set a buy order last night at 590 thinking it would dip
>it didnt

it's over this time fr fr

>>62803023
What do you mean “actual price”?

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>>62803259
the current dip set my buy order off, we good

>>62803748
>buy order last night at 590
Congrats, it was as low as 570 for a bit

>>62804530
I did an emergency buy at 575 after the 590 went off.
Very happy about it. Gonna do some spending with my gains this weekend

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$626

six fiddy

>>62804919
make sure to tax your gains properly

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AI and monero are friends

>>62805430
No taxing needed if I never cash out ;)

>it's at 560 now
huh, well I'm selling my stash until it dumps again
why did it pump from around 250?

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$700 waiting room

So we can finally say agorist nigger were wrong and that the moonboys are always right. Kill al agorist faggots

>>62805878
Least retarded moonboy bait

>it's hacker season
where will the money go? hmmm....

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>>62808491

>>62802831

>>62805878
Yes.
Someone post the anti-privacy coin wargame document where they outline price suppression as a strategy for reducing interest.

>>62808427
>I only care about my privacy and freedom if I get paid for it
Literal slave mentality

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>>62807971
I would play moneropoloy

Feels so good to go from comfy to excited, back to comfy. It's so easy to hold XMR and be unbothered by the overall market.

Like a utility or something

607

sold everything
now you can dump to 250 so I can buy back

>>62811510
>dump to 250
Bro... This is about to go higher

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>>62801213
>no realistic path for Monero to become quantum resistant
Via Grok:
In future planning for a full post-quantum migration, developers have discussed a
post-quantum turnstile (or similar migration mechanism). The high-level idea is:
The network eventually activates a new, quantum-resistant consensus/addressing
protocol.
Users are given a window to move funds from old
(classic/CARROT-legacy-compatible) outputs into the new PQ scheme via a special
migration transaction (the “turnstile”).
After a cutoff, classic-style spends are no longer accepted by consensus.
Outputs that were never migrated become unspendable (or can only be claimed under
very restricted, carefully designed conditions that a quantum attacker cannot
abuse).
This prevents a quantum adversary from simply recovering private keys of remaining
classic outputs and draining them after the cryptography is broken. The turnstile
itself is designed so that migration proofs remain secure even against quantum
computers.
Importantly, current designs indicate the turnstile is primarily (or exclusively)
usable with CARROT-derived accounts/keys, not pure pre-CARROT legacy key
hierarchies. That is one reason developers emphasize generating or migrating to
CARROT-compatible wallets while the cryptography is still classical—so that a clean
migration path exists later.

Does online poker with Monero exist yet?

>>62812462
I vaguely remember there used to be a regular XMR poker game Fridays here on /biz/. I never participated, though I wanted to.

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>>62812624
>I vaguely remember there used to be a regular XMR poker game Fridays here on /biz/. I never participated, though I wanted to.
Fun times.

590 crab

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>>62815240

>https://www.monerochan.art

New monerochan! nsfw variants are on the site.

>>62814941
>nsfw variants
Ew

>>62815240
>Ew
fag

>>62815273
>If you're not a complete pornrotted degen (aka faggot) you're a fag
You ok anon?

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>>62815345 >>62815375

>>62815308
It's not an illustration of her getting dp'd. It's good old pin-up art like your granddaddy used to appreciate.

No worries, the current commissions are much less sinful. Holy, even.

>>62815316
>Degeneracy now bad
>Degeneracy now good
This almost is sadder than the utter blasphemy of making her seem like a saint. Sainthood is reserved for actual people only, as we are the only ones who can acquire the likeness of God through His grace. That means that God remains in them and they remain in God, so making her seem like le based orthodox saint is reducing God to just some benevolence and sainthood to just being somewhat good.
Saints are not venerable due to their own character and deeds but the glorification given by Christ for their life. The veneration is rendered onto God through His saints which reflect His majesty like a mirror reflecting an inkling of sunlight.

>>62815316
How long has the poker variant been waiting for funding? Would have loved to have donated when XMR was 350. Might still donate

>>62815375
It's been on the list almost 2 years I think. With the recent price action the poker one will get done regardless of whether it hits that goal. After the Mercy and Saint projects are done.

>>62815308
why are sharties and newtards like this? you're all two psyops away from chopping off your dicks to stop being perverts

>>62815345
I'd rather venerate Monero-chan than your load of bullshit. Maybe your religious drivel is blasphemous against Her.

I'm Satoshi

>>62815375
>Would have loved to have donated when XMR was 350
Why does the current price of XMR, measured in US dollars, affect your willingness to donate?
Ask yourself, are you retarded or are you retarded?

>>62815345
Based

>>62816276
That's too much money for me to give away rn

>>62816470
So you're retarded.

>>62816475
Sure

>>62816069
>AHHHH PLEASE COOM
I don't think I will, Satan.

>>62816072
God gave you the freedom to abandon Him. However, both you and I know what's going to happen to you.

>>62816470
1 XMR = 1 XMR.

592 crab coin

I'm Satoshi

>>62817535
Literally

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>>62821086 >>62821500

crazy that thorchain still hasnt went live with XMR swaps yet after hyping it up like 3 months ago

>>62816814
Monero-chan gave you the freedom to abandon Her. However, both you and I know what's going to happen to you.

>>62820955
Remember when that was the alleged cause of one of our pumps?

>>62821082
>Heh what if I just changed the subject of the sentence. Nothing personnel kid

>>62821105
>personnel
I changed an object too.

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>>62821305

>>62821086
i mean if they went live as soon as it said they would, having a true dex with xmr swaps would be an absolute game changer. and they did just take the serai code after all

>>62821279
What’s obviously going to happen is that thorchain will release, we’ll get a temporary massive pump, then it will fail because their devs are shit, everything will come crashing down, price will dump like 20%, it will be “Monero’s fault” and somehow zcash will benefit.

I just hope Serai is released in the next ~2 years.

>>62821086
I 'member.

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>>62823444

>>62820955
Fuck thorchain. Vibe coded slop.
XMR needs methodical snailcats to keep the code quality high.

Is wagyu legit? Is it native XMR?

I'm Satoshi

>>62821633
i honestly have no idea, we dont have the wagyu shill on here anymore and since they did the whole "scammers use us to cash out" fake advert ive been more sketched by them.
maybe another anon could chime in that was brave enough
>>62821500
i agree to a degree, if it actually works and passes some security checks, i know the monero devs will def look at it, id use it.
their last multisig bridge implementation was checked by monero devs and independent audit bought by cakewallet devs and passed the smell test but was never implemented
>https://www.reddit.com/r/Monero/comments/rlo8cz/cake_wallet_asked_inference_to_audit_thorchains/
>https://gitlab.com/thorchain/misc/monero-sign

>>62822115
Prove it by sending one satoshi from your big stack to any other address right now

>>62825416
I'll do it on 1. October

>>62821633
They got hacked a few hours after this post

>>62825656
We’re not waiting one year lol

>>62826580
Fuck man i'm a neet and sometimes I forgot what month it is

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>>62830405 >>62832399 >>62843176

>>62826300
kek they got ransomwared
allegedly $907M in XMR, woof. mega pump and dump incoming

I'm Satoshi

31. Oktober

>>62826907
XMR to 5k?

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>>62830405
its inevitable

Once again, I have to reiterate it: This price action is NOT normal.

>>62830851
>This price action is NOT normal.
Why not? XMR always crabs then pumps a little then crabs then pumps a little (over a long time)

Whats unusual about that now?

>>62831063
It's a sustained pump and we've been given no (((explanation))) yet. Maybe the elites finally wanna pnd us.

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>>62831100
which pump are we talking about ? the doubling over 1 year?

>>62830851
Again: THIS. IS. NOT. NORMAL.
Sell orders I had placed at both USD $620 AND USD $650 BOTH got filled. WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. GOING. ON??

>>62830851
>>62832357
I've been afraid to say this, but I'm gonna say it now: We might legitimately have to consider that maybe some AI frontier model out there found an inflation bug in Monero and instead of disclosing it to the public, whoever it is is just printing Monero and then market selling it. There is quite literally no way to /disprove/ this.

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>>62843176

>>62832357
someone just ransomed a shitty dex for allegedly 900million worth of xmr. the pump and soon dump is obvious. theres a lot less liquid xmr right now
see >>62826907

>>62831100
>sustained pump and we've been given no (((explanation)))
Memes and shit coins are dying. That value has to go into utility coins or stables (constantly getting frozen) otherwise it disappears.

>>62832387
>whoever it is is just printing Monero and then market selling it.
that would make the price go down you fucking dhalit retard

>>62832387
This would cause prices to go down, NOT up

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>>62832670

>>62832387
>There is quite literally no way to /disprove/ this.
yes there is.
https://www.moneroinflation.com/

>>62832387
I think you meant a deflation bug

>>62832406
Guess everyone who was in meme coins is off very well if they don't need to put it into fiat to finance the higher irl costs

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>>62832511

>>62785507
WHAT"S GOIN ON BROSS!!!
$700 WAITING ROOM OR WHAT!!

>>62832471
Binance got dragined for 2.5 billion, only 1.7 billion got frozen, so there's about 800 million that needs to get washed today.

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>>62832387
>no way to /disprove/
sell it all now while you still can

>>62832416
For every other coin, yes, but Monero is pretty much the only coin where this would cause the price to go UP. If there is someone out there who discovered an inflation bug and is printing Monero all willy-nilly, all they have to do is a.) not tell anybody shit about fuck and b.) not sell obscene amounts all at once that it crashes the market. They could theoretically sell a smallish amount of their fake Monero at the hour every hour or at a similar interval in perpetuity at market prices through many different exchanges and the price would actually increase because there is suddenly more activity in the market. Again, since nobody can "look at the chain" and say "Heyyy wait a minute, this random address that previously had zero coins and now all of a sudden has a gorrilion coins and is selling them. Holy fucking shit, I think they're just printing them out of thin air! Everybody quick! Sell it all, it's over!", as long as they don't get too greedy or tell anyone everyone else literally has no way to disprove this because of Monero's privacy.

>>62832522
>increasing supply and sell pressure makes the price go up
you are a professional retard

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>>62832628 >>62832671

>>62832511
wow. "funds are safu" lol

>>62832534
What part of this only happens when you KNOW it's happening don't you get? Monero has infinite supply just like USD. If I print a fake USD at home and spend it, market activity goes up, GDP goes up, USD appears stronger. If I print 1 Trilllion USD and spend it, market crashes everyone knows what I did and that it's fake USD I'm spending. Same as Monero. I print one fake Monero and spend it. Monero appears stronger, causes others to buy Monero, suddenly more demand, price increases. I print 1 Trillion Monero, market sell it, suddenly everyone knows I have more Monero than possible, all confidence is lost, Market crashes. This literally only works because of Monero's obscure ledger. On Ethereum or similar, everyone would know of my fake coins the second they're minted.

>>62832511
>>62832546
Holy shit.This is actually it lmfao Funds are very much NOT SAFU kekl

>>62832594
You can't just randomly print more Monero.
Right now the inflation is the same as bitcoin and that will approach 0 over time.
The code for Monero is all open source so you can go see for yourself that there are no exploits.

>>62832594
shut the fuck up jeet

>>62832422
Ok, well can someone with more time than me apply this formula to Monero right now and confirm or deny?

>>62832546
The thieves are going to buy Monero with it to hide their tracks, very bullish for Monero bros.

>>62832641
My brother in Crust, have you /seen/ what AI has been doing recently????

>>62832690
AI is confirming that the open source code is indeed safe and then it's buying Monero.

>>62832671
Unironically true. In the process of rotating some BTC into XMR thru eigenwallet/UnstoppableSwap rn in preparation.

>>62832670
yes the website does that for you. verifies it block by block you fucking dunce

>FAIgggot is back with more FAIggotposting>>62832690

>>62832594
>Monero has infinite supply just like USD
Zionist spotted

can we just pump to 10k already

>>62832594
if you want a bug inflated coin just go buy zcash

Mooncarrot is a great meme and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

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>>62834540 >>62835307

>Captains log, stardate 20266767
>Our expedition into the uncharted reaches of the FCMP++ and CarrotBeta quadrant has reached a decisive milestone. Following the deployment of Beta Stressnet v3.0, the fleet successfully executed the scheduled testnet hard fork at block 3,102,800. Oct 3.

>Chief Engineer jeffro256’s Carrot addressing specifications are operating within nominal parameters alongside the new Full-Chain Membership Proofs. By retiring legacy 16-decoy ring signatures in favor of a full chain anonymity set exceeding 150 million outputs, our ship's cloaking capabilities have expanded by orders of magnitude; while enabling forward secrecy and hot-cold quantum-resistant key architecture. Preliminary diagnostics on Transaction Relay v2, RandomX v2, and the newly integrated P2Pool v5.0 beta arrays look promising, though the Cypherstack security audits and hardware wallet shuttle integrations remain under close observation before we commit to a mainnet warp jump.

>For now, the stressnet holds steady. I have instructed the crew to resynchronize their nodes and monitor for anomalies while I retire to my Ready Room with a replicator specialty; Earl Grey, hot, with an entirely tactical amount of whipped cream and sprinkles.
>Make it so. Engage.

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>>62834519
thank you for the updates anon, i havent seen anything about the stressnet posting or p2pbeta.
where do you find your updates?

also for those who use feather wallet, the built in tor deamon doesnt work until the next update due to the latest tor version

I'm Satoshi

>>62834519
Kek. Love the mooncarrot meme.

think xmr is gonna pump hard with the recent binance hack? xmr market cap is only $11 billion. the money that didn't get frozen in the hack was $3.3 billion. if they wash half of that through xmr that's over 10% of its market cap. add to that the FOMO from the price action drawing money in, we could see a rather large pump. if you're not in xmr yet i'd suggest getting in if you want to make a quick buck, in my humble opinion

How many times must we bounce off $600 before the anonymous individual that must own like 15% of XMR's supply runs out of his limit sell positions?

>>62832387
based retard
>>62835664
I think the hackers opted to use a tumbling/mixing service to wash their btc. tornado cash.

>>62835813
Anyone want to explain why hackers aren’t using XMR without sounding mad?

>>62836771
no super reliable dex that can handle large cash outs like eth. (Serai soon™)
altho having massive amount of xmr and selling it p2p on retoswap is what i would do personally. but maybe im just more patient than others

Why doesn't everyone swap their shit coins for XMR? Do they love losing money or something? We're beating the market, they act like it's nothing

>>62837371
idk anon, doge could hit $1 any day now

>>62837468
>doge could hit $1
My friend lost so much money when Elon was on SNL during the DOGE craze. Told him to sell but of course normies don't learn.

I told him to buy XMR for YEARS. He's broke af now, I'm worried he's seeing the charts and gonna be bitter about my XMR stack (unknown amount). He's breaking down

>>62836771
It'd first need to be transferred into XMR. Personally I'd tumble first too and then slowly buy into XMR.

>>62836771
What are they doing atm? I'm not keeping up with the play by play. They could be waiting/preparing for the next phase.

>>62836771
Because XMR is secure but external networks are traceable, if you change everything directly to XMR, the liquidity pools, etc. If large volumes move suddenly, emergency systems hold the funds and notify the authorities; if, on the other hand, you first mix them many times, by the time it reaches XMR and you realize the trail, the funds cannot be held. No exchange is safe.

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>>62841062 >>62841876

>entire crypto and stock market bleeding
>XMR nearing ATH
oh, im smug

>>62840940
Turns out you need to have an actual use case to have value :)

I'm Satoshi

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>>62842055

>>62836771
>Anyone want to explain why hackers aren’t using XMR without sounding mad?

metaphysics is the only correct answer.
they know down under that monero is the best crypto and their subconscious (the devil) instructs them to produce suffering/loosh. so they hate monero to the point of their own destruction.
that is like the asking the super rich* why they hoard money they cant spend, the answer is to create suffering with them knowing it or not.
its like asking a homo why it fucks assholes knowing it is not a reproductive thing. or why people tattoo their clean skin to get cancer and look like a public toilet. In the lens of naturalism / evolution it makes zero sense. the only explanation is Gnosticism. they are breed as servants/pain pigs of the demiurge.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMJ00viJIZY

>>62840940
>oh, im smug
I can't stop saying "told you so" & "why didn't you buy?"

Sexy Halloween Special Monerochan?

>>62841792
>the only explanation is Gnosticism.
Gnosticism is gay and cringe. Christ always provides a much better solution.

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>>62842112

>>62842055

I agree with you, its always been edgelord territory

>>62842096
It's worse than that. A religion can only be differentiated from another if it sets up boundaries to distance itself from the other. Gnostics try to find some common ground and claim that is the 'true religion' and everything around it is wrong. It's like claiming the fence between two plots of land is the actual land and everything around it is just imagined nonsense.

>>62842055
based
Christ is king

>>62832399
>>62826907
>$907M
Which they got none of, they just had logs of that much money transferring to monero wallets

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>my entire stack is xmr
feels so good man