The worst Halloween candy ever invented. And it is still on the market. How many of you live in a high-trust neighborhood, and will open the door to kids trick-or-treating tonight?
Let me guess: you don't like circus peanuts either? Back to the mental asylum with you.
>>25263436bro.. picrel is the worst candy.. when I was a kid and went trick or treating, some old lady would give these to kids thinking they were a delicious treat. Everyone I know either threw them away or gave them to their granny. Candy corn is god-tier compared to the hell of malted milk balls.
>>25263439I always got whoppers at the movies.
>>25263436small handfuls of these are very good. if you eat a lot of it, they start to taste weird. so you just have to not be a fat fuck.
So this is what /pol/ has become? /b/ without porn?
>>25263442it's Halloween.. candy discussions allowed for 1 day
I hate corn, it looks like corn sort of, it can't be good. True evil exists, lol, and it's corn and this corn candy.I am actually horrified! It is Halloween... so I guess it's appropriate. But too much, I want cozy, wtf OP, why are you terrorizing me?
You want your house teepee'd? I got you.
>>25263442>become this place has been a retarded shithole since /pol/ harbor
>>25263436This is the worst candy.
>>25263436I miss those , gonna go buy a bag later
I'm a Christian. I don't celebrate Halloween.
>>25263436unpopular opinion: candy corn is great.I like it, actually. part of it is nostalgia.I mean between this and real corn, I’m choosing to eat this and making bourbon with the corn.
>>25263447I hate marshmallow as well.Wtffff, stop. lol
>>25263436Nobody trick or treats here anymore. Everyone goes to the next town with all the big housing developments with cheap decorations, shame really. Used to be houses here that were so scary most kids didn't dare knock on the door, now it's all blowup crap and most of the time an abandoned bowl with nobody to greet. you. 90s Halloween was kino
Licorice, now that is horrors beyond human comprehension.Corn, candy corn.Licorice.Marshmallow.Peanut butter stuff.Peanut candy.Kill me now.
Fucking gummy bears, disgusting.Fuck, I actually don't like candy much.
>>25263446see you tomorrow
>>25263436> How many of you live in a high-trust neighborhood, and will open the door to kids trick-or-treating tonight?I live in a high trust neighborhood and will leave a bowl of top tier candy at my door. Pic is what I put in bowl. I have to put a sign up saying to take two pieces or they’ll only take one and I’ll have candy left over. I love living in a white neighborhood.
>>25263436Candy corn is solid.NOTHING is worse than "smarties" or any of that flavored blackboard-chalk shit.
>>25263457hey, man, smarties are goodand they make you smarter
>>25263453Peanut butter stuff is top tier. Agree about the rest.
>>25263455Yeah...
>>25263436Candy corn is delicious. If you don't want yours I will take it.I am in a high trust high traffic area and we expect to have 700 kids stop by tonight. We have candy bags for the first 350 or so. The event starts in 3 hours.
Is this board exclusively a kids board now, yeah? We used to have some fairly serious discussions once upon a time. And then edgy posers thought they'd swamp the board. And now we have shit like this. You're all soft as shite.
>>25263462>t. fag that would have been bitching nonstop for 36 hours straight on the /mlpol/ april fools'/pol/ should never be 100% serious or 100% shitposting
>>25263462i'd put you in the rubbish bin head first, mate
>>25263456>leave a bowl>white neighborhoodyou should be greeting the kids and telling them how neat and/or spooky their costumes are you faggot>>25263462it's Halloween you gobshite
>>25263445oh yeah those were nasty too.. I would rather receive a pear for Halloween and I hate pears
>>25263437The stuff was goyslop from the beginning. They just added more sugar to compensate for the lack of honey in the newer versions. Trick Or Treating is really an American-only tradition.
>>25263436>high-trust neighborhoodPOOPJEETS RAUS
>>25263460always could be worse, at least you're not stuck on a dead altchan with a schizo ass egomaniacal owner
>>25263449are you one of those evangelical freaks of society?
>>25263469for a split second i didn't know if you were talking about 4+4 or 420chan kek
>>25263469I spin on their grave.
>>25263436I live in a very high trust neighborhood. We don't get trick-or-treaters because we live atop a mountain in a sparsely populated, rural area.
>>25263436>candy is too expensive>browns infesting our areas>low trust societyEvery year there are less porch lights on during Halloween due to browns. Browns also include niggers too. They're just a dark shade of brown.
>>25263471toss a dart at a list of them, nails pretty much every single one>>25263472eh I try not to think about them at all, absolute state
>>25263453>Peanut butter stuffonly good peanut butter candy is Reeses cups (the original)... and yeah black licorice should not even be called candy.. or even food. Kit-Kats were always a welcome halloween candy when I was young
I give out homemade venison jerky.Beat that, sissies
>>25263436>thinks candy corn is badI bet you have the gene that makes cilantro taste like soap.
>>25263439>Christmas party time>tables full of snacks and appies>pile of room temp milk cartons>they're actually WhoppersI only ever see these during the holiday season and I love them. If you let it melt in your mouth it's very pleasant and tasty but if you bite into them you get that nasty chewy gunk stuck in your teeth.>>25263447I buy these everytime I see a new variety. I hate them. I hate Marshmallow. Everytime I think "this one might be better", but it never is. I don't act irrational like that about anything else so I can't even call it a mental thing.
>>25263436I like candy corn.What I hated were those molasses toffee candies that were this nasty brown color.
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>>25263442Lol, oldfag>>25263445Yeah nougat is way worse.>>25263452It's worse than that. Millennial parents just take their kids to a parking lot and do trunk n' treat.At least older generations got some exercise.
>>25263474>Browns also include niggers too>They're just a dark shade of brown
>>25263453>>25263476If you don't like licorice you are not white. Allsorts is the ultimate filter.
>>25263436I love candy corn (vanilla) and autumn mix (chocolate). It's a great candy. You're just a whiny nigger faggot with no father, a whore mother, a jewish grandfather, a jeet grandmother, a half spic Neeko whore sister, and no sense of tradition or common decency. When you and up on death row for murdering innocent white children, rememeber me, because I'm fucking laughing at subhuman trash like yourself who out themselves for the shartlords they are by hating on one of the most fantastic classic candies of all time.Happy Halloween, Shartlord.
>>25263436only if theyre boys.
>>25263445those things are great.
>>25263436Manning was rich and lived in a high trust area, I would be dropping KING SIZED SNICKERS bars into people’s pillow sacks. That’s right, Snickers is the best candy in the world.
>>25263466Pears are delicious
>>25263436I remember as akid one house gave me those green package nature value bars. Just don't even bother
>>25263456you are based for kids.
>>25263436Candy Corn is tasty but the texture filters plebs.
>>25263442>So this is what /pol/ has become? /b/ without porn?Hello newfag. 'kek'
>>25263462You cak intelligfence and imagination if you cannot turn this into a serious and interesting discussion. I asked about high-trust neighborhoods. I showed candy corn. Corn. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dClKllEv5MU
>>25263456>I have to put a sign up saying to take two pieces or they’ll only take one and I’ll have candy left over. Just how white can one man be?
>>25263436all this "candy" is fuckin GARBAGE
>>25263479>pile of room temp milk cartonsThis is why we have milk in bags.
Would you guys take 20 day expired full size candy bars? Butterfinger snickers Twix ect.
>>25263436never seen it here,what even is that?do the colors have different flavors or something?this is our traditional sweet and just finished minedelicious as every year
>>25263474Anyone have the video of the white girl putting candy from her bag into the empty candy bowl?It’s adorable.
>>25263477> I give out homemade venison jerky.>Beat that, sissiesI give out jerky made from the buckbroken niggers I keep in my barn. The sausage is top notch too and a favorite of the addicts at the homeless shelter I donate them to. I tried making sausage with pajeets, but it tasted like shit.
>>25263436>hates candy cornyou're not American and MUST go back. Simple as.
>>25263485Do you need a hug, a snack, or a nap?
>>25263447Put them in hot chocolate
>>25263436I don't live in a neighbourhood. I live in the countryside and if there was someone knocking on my door trickortreating, I wouldn't have anything for them because it has never happened before. I'd have to look for something in the cupboards for them. Unless they're niggers or browns. Or protestants. Then I'd not answer, or if I do i'd say I have nothing and not even look
>>25263439whoppers are only good if you let them melt in your mouth
>>25263639I've got some shiny chocolate balls you can melt in your mouth
>>25264211Chef?
