>put food in the shower to trick myself into showering>never even eat it because I get wet hands Post times you brain hacked yourself to transcend humanity
My alarm is purposely placed across the room so that when it goes off I actually have to get up and mute it instead of lazily muting it while in bed, with the risk of falling asleep again and getting too late at the wagie cagie.
>>25257775Ok smart lol. Not a bad plan if you need to get up at a certain time. Imagine if you put some coffee and snack bar over there too. Also have a robot yank your sheets off, so the only way to warm up is by getting in the sauna
>>25258397>Imagine if you put some coffee and snack bar over there tooAlternatively: a nice thick line of cocaine awaiting me, to give me the required mental and physical energy and motivation to start the day!
>>25258414New genius level unlocked.That and a punching bag of my ex-wife next to it
>>25257757>>25258397>put food in the shower>snack bar over there tooIs food all you think about you fucking fat fucking American fuck. Can’t even do basic tasks without the reward of food. Fuck.
>>25258438Yes. And by the way, after I posted that from in the shower, I ate a bag of powdered sugar cookies with wet hands, put my entire hand in my mouth and sucked the wet sugar off with every bite like some fruity cartoon character. Hope that answers your question
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