>Tonight Chad took me out for "bro's night" cause i overheard mommy telling him to>Mommy said I needed male bonding and that she wanted Chad to take more of a father figure role>It wasn't until we were in the car that Chad dropped the bomb that we weren't going to Wendies but to a new restaurant, Chad's favorite restaurant>I reeee'd and stamped my feet and punched the dash. Chad told me to shut the fuck up or he would kick me out of his car and leave me in the snow>I didn't bring any shoes, and I was really hungry from all my reee, so I decided to humor Chad until tendies were delivered>I slide the back of my sweatpants down and made a little poo smear on Chad's cloth seat>It was dark, so Chad had no idea my 300lbs+ was permanently grinding the runny poo deep into his car upholstery>Chad rolled down the window and told me to stop farting in his car>As we pulled into the restaurant parking lot i saw it was called Hooters>Not a good sign. Tendies come from chickens, not owls>"Order me my tendies", I told Chad>Chad said he would also order me a beer too since I was over 30 but I said "no, choccy milk".>He told me the don't have choccy milk so i reee'd a weak little reeee cause I was extremely famished and anyway they had Mountain Dew. Maybe this place wasn't too bad.>WRONG.>The tendies promised weren't tendies at all. THEY HAD BONES!>I flung the nasty bonies and began to reeee and reeee harder than I had ever ree'd that night>"I WANT TENDIES! I WANT TENDIES! I WANT TENDIES!">"TAKE ME TO WENDY'S NOW OR I'LL TELL MOMMY YOU TOOK ME TO A STRIP CLUB!">Someone said "Get him out of here. He stinks like shit and he's not wearing any shoes">They were talking about Chad, but Chad was wearing shoes. Even the people at this restaurant were stupid>Chad put me in the back seat and took me home, but not after going through the Wendy's drive through>Checkmate. eating my tendies right now as I type this and I can hear mommy and Chad yelling at each other upstairs
